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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Are The Dream Interpreters I Need Your Help Here by FalseProphet1(m): 1:27pm On Apr 01, 2022
Your three dreams can be summed up into one conclusion, God is trying to make contact with you.

Before sleeping this night, pray and tell the holy spirit to speak to you in a language you'll understand, tell him to reavel the mysteries he's trying to show you in a much clearer form.

I believe you'll get a reply.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Breaking News... FIFA Cancels Nigeria Ghana Match. by FalseProphet1(op): 11:08am On Apr 01, 2022
9182736455O1999:
This prank choke.
grin
Beebah2000:
Hehehehe grin grin
Me way no like football, I still rush to see if na true. grin grin
Christipsy:
This one really enter o o o o grin grin grin grin
Padipadi:
All of u r mas
Nazgul:
I de tells you.

See the way I rush open the thread only to read that I've been pranked.

Falseprophet no de use this kind thing joke o. Haba. angry
grin grin grin grin
Sports › Breaking News... FIFA Cancels Nigeria Ghana Match. by FalseProphet1(op): 7:10am On Apr 01, 2022
You've been pranked....April fool. grin

Welcome to the month of April.

Seun
Mynd44
lalasticalala
Dominique...front page.
Nairaland General › Re: This Is What Will Happen If Nigerians Are Allowed To Defend Themselves With Guns by FalseProphet1(m): 7:02am On Apr 01, 2022
As a prophet, I see myself having sleepless nights because of the magnitude of customers I'll be having per day.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: Fire Guts 12-room Storey-building In Ilorin by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Aso Rock going up in flames before June this year.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Depressed... by FalseProphet1(m): 8:05pm On Mar 31, 2022
Cardealer2021:
Are you a real prophet or a comedian ? undecided
I have been following your post back to back (a fan).
I thought you were a comedian grin
I'm not a comedian o my brother. I'm a prophet of the most high God.
Romance › Re: Depressed... by FalseProphet1(m): 7:52pm On Mar 31, 2022
BoredBerry:
I'm not religious... But I do have a question...

Why does God allow suffering?
My dear God doesn't allow suffering.

Most times, suffering come as a result of wrong choices we make/made or wrong choices our parents made.

The best thing to do is to trace back your life from where you felt the suffering began and ask God to correct those errors in your past. Only then would the suffering end.
Romance › Re: Depressed... by FalseProphet1(m): 7:49pm On Mar 31, 2022
What's your story...I can offer some prayers for you for free.
Sports › Re: 2022 World Cup: Babayaro Names Two People Responsible For Nigeria’s Failure by FalseProphet1(m): 7:30pm On Mar 31, 2022
No one was responsible, cos if one of those flying kicks Osimehen was kicking found it's way into the net, everyone would have drank to stupor and praised the team.

If anyone is to blame it should be Buhari, cos the land of Nigeria is soaked with the blood of the innocent that's why nothing is prospering in this country.

No light ...since 1999 every presidential candidate uses light, infrastructure...etc to campaign, yet it gets worse by the day.

No security . We have an ex general as our president, yet bandits, criminals, hoodlums, kill people at will and nothing is done. No arrests, no counter attack from the army, just empty speeches that bears no results.

No fuel/disel . To think we are one of the world's leading crude oil producers would make you giggle in shame, yet not a single refinery is operational in Nigeria, we still import petroleum products in this 21st century.

No jobs. I don't need to talk about this one. Prospective employers have taken advantage of the lack of jobs to under pay graduates and treat them like slaves, yet the government doesn't care.

Nigeria under Buhari is worse than Nigeria during the slave trade era.

All these factors were the reason why Nigeria couldn't make it to the world cup.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: World Cup 2022: Paintsil Predicts Ghana To Win Tournament by FalseProphet1(m):
This useless clown would not shut his dirty mouth.

Because his country used away goal rule to luckily depose Nigeria and snatch the ticket in a game that naturally should have gone into extra time and penalties he doesn't want anybody to hear word.

I see Ghana loosing all 3 matches without scoring a goal in the world cup.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Bandits In Large Numbers Have Again Blocked The Kaduna-Abuja Road by FalseProphet1(m): 6:12pm On Mar 31, 2022
nedekid:
You did not see the part where they blame it on ipob?
Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Bandits In Large Numbers Have Again Blocked The Kaduna-Abuja Road by FalseProphet1(m):
I see DSS, police, army and other par-military agencies calming it's false news, I see the bandits striking again, I see Buhari ashuring Nigerians that he will bring the peptrators to book.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Calls For Bombardment Of Forests Where Bandits Live by FalseProphet1(m):
My only annoyance is that this man is coming out for president or vice.

You'd be shocked at the number of youths who would rally round him to give him their undiluted support.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Guys! Have You Ever Been Overpowered By A Lady? by FalseProphet1(m): 5:16pm On Mar 31, 2022
Have you tried to take away a spoon from a baby, it will make you question your own strength...
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:14pm On Mar 31, 2022
Ladies, marry a man who will appreciate you. There's a difference between "meet my lovely wife " and "na she be that ".
Business › Re: Concern For Investors As Access Bank, FCMB Others Lose ₦1.7 Billion To Fraud by FalseProphet1(m): 3:48pm On Mar 31, 2022
I see Nigerians abandoning access bank come 2023 because of their fraudulent N50 daily deductions. I see the bank shutting down.

This I have seen.
Music/Radio › Re: When Last Did You Listen To Radio. by FalseProphet1(m): 3:43pm On Mar 31, 2022
I do that whenever I'm driving, cos that's the only time I remember that radios still exists.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Help! My Masturbation Addiction Level Is Out Of This World by FalseProphet1(m): 3:26pm On Mar 31, 2022
I see your semen, scrotum and balls drying up, I see your díck looking like dried cassava stem, I see you stopping your chronic masturbation habit.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Is This Invading My Teenagers Privacy? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:54pm On Mar 31, 2022
gentleguy1975:
your prophecy did not come to pass for the eagles Ghana match,lol
The blood of the victims of the kaduna train blast prevented the eagles from winning.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Is This Invading My Teenagers Privacy? by FalseProphet1(m):
All these indomine children of nowadays.

During my days, what is privacy, my mum always had 4-5 canes ready in her rooms to panel beat us at the slightest misbehavior.

But I just feel it's all about communication, the best training a parent can give to a child is communication.

That way the child would feel very free to discuss any issue ranging from her boyfriend, to sex to drinking...etc and you as a parent can easily guide them towards the right path.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What Made You Lose Feelings For Someone You Loved Most? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:37pm On Mar 31, 2022
When she started acting like and orphan, I just lost feelings cos how can someone whose both parents are still alive be acting like an orphan.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Receives The Olu Of Warri, Ogiame Atuwatse (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:27pm On Mar 31, 2022
Obsanjo invited him to know the exact area in ogun state where the oil will be discovered so that he can quickly buy that area and inherit the oil once it starts coming out. Our smart baba.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:08am On Mar 31, 2022
Nobody Gossips More than a Husband & Wife Who are in Good Terms.
Politics › Re: Customs Intercepts Drones, Military Uniforms, Others In Lagos (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:04am On Mar 30, 2022
While our lazy youths are galavanting spreading hate and filling their head with sex, the country is gradually being surrounded, very soon the gun powder shall explode and Nigeria will become history.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Dr Chinelo's Death: Joyebeneza, The Most Heartless Tweet I Have Seen On Twitter by FalseProphet1(m): 8:00am On Mar 30, 2022
The heart of the average Nigerian is worse than that of the devil.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Young Man, Sholex Showul Alex Drowns While Swimming With Friends In Jos (photos) by FalseProphet1(m):
Rules of swimming.

Never jump into the water after drinking.

Never jump into the water to impress any girl when you clearly know that you can't swim.

In his next life he will avoid waters like plague.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Emmanuel Dike Chidiebere Who Is On FBI Wanted-List In Enugu by FalseProphet1(m): 8:38pm On Mar 29, 2022
Since he's of the Igbo extraction, I see the EFCC handing him over to the FBI after milking him dry.

This I have seen.

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