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Na these people train devil (Satan) to become what he is today

How do people manage to eat snakes for goodness sake?

Tufiakwa

No one determines the gender of a child bit God!
Love and cherish whatever you give birth to whether male or female human (May we not give birth to a non human creature).
A child is from the Almighty God.
Stop worrying yourself!

You people have killed enough snakes, it's high time you start killing Book Haram

It's from your blood. Go to the hospital they will give injection that will kill it from the inside.

This is too small compared to the one that befell me some years back.

By this very period last year. Someone opened an account with Access Bank in my name and wiped out all my entire savings from another bank (my First bank account).

Luck will surely run out of some of these So called thieves who called themselves banker (cos they cannot tell me they are not involved before those fruadulent transactions can be successful)

Imagine the bank telling me it's a No Trace account. So they can't Trace the perpetrator. Are you kidding me?

Leave him.
He is simply following the instructions given to him by ...
Abi you wan make him run mad?

Na deliverance him need now

So this dummy is 1 million?
I rather stand and represent the dummy than buy it for that amount.
Anyway, Davido abeg go pay the money

EkehPraise:
Top of the morning dear Nairalanders..

I think I have found the girl of my dreams and she ticks all the boxes for me except that she has said our relationship should be a no sex relationship till marriage because we intend to settle down this year by God's grace.
So please if you have been in a no sex relationship kindly share tips on how to preserve it and be steadfast till we tie the knots.
Thank you.

I really need good advice because I want this to be my Bus-Stop.

If she is a virgin then go with her. But if she's not, you need to wake up from that your dream and find a girl in reality.

I can't say more than that!

So na only kidnapping skills you see learn of all the skills abi?
Besides,
Zuby kidnapps on movie sets.
You are kidnapping in real life.
Shior!

So sad!

Firstly, I hope you are not planning to settle down with her? Cos I'm sorry to say, she can't make you a wife. Have that in mind.

Secondly, if you own up to 70% of the capital that setted up that shop, start planning how to retrieve them back from her (not immediately though, but gradually as her oloshoistic behaviour continues to unfold.
You see that your brother? Don't mind him. Answer this,; How comfortable will you be watching the woman you wanted to spend the rest of your life with, spending the rest of her own life with someone else on top your establishment? Cos with the way you explained her attitude, marrying her might not work.
The point is, since she is now doing well business wise, she feels she's big and you can't control her again (unless if that has been her behaviour before the business emerge).

Take home: she's cheating on you, and might dump u soon! So do the needful.

I will have supported ur husband if you the wife is at least still in your twenties (25 - 27 yr old) but u are 32 already.
When he finally wants to settle down for children, you (OP) might have gotten a bit too old for bearing children, hence being able to birth only one or two, which he (ur husband) might not be satisfied with, as fertillty in woman has a lot to do with age.
Sit him down calmly, let him know the disadvantages, especially on your own side as the woman. He will reason with you (only if he doesn't want you to be the mother of his children).
At least having children can't stop him from doing any professional exams.

If say I dey there na offering plate I for just target, pick some dollars and japa.
I don close for the week be dat!

Arsenal

OperationalVehi:
The drivers license isn't a waste. You can join bolt or Uber

But I don't have a car

Your advice is needed here please

I work in a private school where I'm currently receiving 21k as salary. I want to start YouTube content creation (comedy skits) in few months and I can't save enough from this 21k to enable me to get the gadgets I need i.e a Laptop and a camera (or good phone with better camera).

So 2 months ago I decided to learn driving with the little I was able to save in order to
resign from the school and gett a driving job, hoping to get better payment.
I'm now a certified and licensed driver. But the problem now is I haven't gotten any driving job. For this reason I might resume with the school again come January. My license is 3 years in validity, that means it'll just be wasting since I'm not using it.

Now I'm beginning to regret going to driving school.
What can I do now to utilize my driving skill so the license will not be wasting for nothing?

But wait o, were you thinking of still staying in the school's apartment given to you even when you chose to resign? Haba!
You should have planned that out even before tendering your resignation.

Since after eating strong eba ( prepared garri) with egusi (melon) soup meant for almost 2 people, My stomach has remain bloated/big for almost 4 days now. I have eaten fruits such as Banana, cucumber, oranges etc.to help ease my bowel but it not working! I only defecate very small quantity compared to when I almost always filled up the toilet when defecating (before these few days)

Please what can I take to help defecate much so that my stomach will go down and flat as a man that I am?

Thanks for your advices in advance

Respect55:
Greetings friends. I'm back to the village for Xmas. So I went out today with my friend to catch some cruise. On our way coming back this night, we flashed at the big snakes. I parked, we came down and killed them. Though he did the killing alone. Lol. I was really frightened.

You have just killed some of the gods of the land. Na only God fit save you

Enrypech:
Great. I hope you have begun building social media followers though. It's very important in your niche

Yeah, doing that little by little. Though there'll be need to also promote with money so as to get many followers on time

I'm starting YouTube, as a skit comedian
By God's grace.

Nobody talked about the fact that one will need to promote with money, either YouTube or Blog to get enough audience

Chai I don miss Epo (masquerade) in the village o

Glory be to God.
But let me ask; are u currently doing the four jobs at the same time, or you chose one?

I bet these things you mentioned are far from the reason in this century.
The main reasons is to have fun and feel among. Nothing more.

Most men will eventually still marry a woman without any of those things you mentioned

Where are the "Luxury" cars

Na that three months without pay policy be the only turn off.
Just look out for other jobs in the area that will pay from start and switch.

My country doctors no dey take hear hear say new disease don comot.
They must sharperly add it to their list.

Nice one! But which business hin son dey do?

yinkaOdutuyo:
I help everyone around me bro

Can you send me 5k please? Let me benefit from ur charity scheme abeg. Help me

This is "Money miss road". The Funny and unfortunate part is that You might not have done all that for your sister.

Anyway, the question is late! You should have asked her that before adopting her from her parents. So just finish what you started. At least you are almost done.

But Hope you are not having the intention of she compulsorily becoming your wife? I'm just asking o, it's none of my business.