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Do you love entertainment? You can pretend/act?
Very good!
Now create a channel on YouTube, an Instagram handle. Get a Camera and a good laptop. Start creating/making comedy videos and post them on your channel and handle.
In 2 to 4 months of persistency/seriousness. Boom! You don blow be dat!

How to get the funny ideas?
I create and produce funny and actable scripts. So I can work with you on that (If you want) E just be say I no get enough capital, for promotion, I for don be celeb by now.

No be rope wey Dem dey take tie cow be this?

Where are we heading to like this ntori Olorun?

Gaining weight nowadays is not about eat this, eat that!
1. Eat any food you can afford
2. Sleep enough, atleast 2 hrs during d day (after sleeping enough at night)
3. Let your mind be at peace, rest. No thinking, worrying about anything
4. Lastly, Again, sleep enough, both at night and during the day.

Check yourself in the mirror after a week

Dagger111:
A man i don't knw gave me a lift to Surulere, though i helped in a passed through different checkpoints without difficulty as he was keeping time to his meeting. When i dropped, he asked me how i will get home and i said i will take public bus. He gave me the key to his Corolla Sport and told me to take it home and return it at my own leisure. I swear, i thought it was joke, he insisted. I told it home for real and returned it same day evening. He said he never meant i should return it in rush, i said my mind wasn't at rest, that's why. He entertained me and gave me 5k for tfare back home. He is an Edo man, still wish to see that man again.

That was a stolen car

That's the military slogan
So he might be one of them

Hello house,
I'm an upcoming comedy skit creator.

Please who have an idea on How much money will cost me to promote my YouTube channel and Instagram handle in order to reach a large audience and probably start earning like other skit comedians in Naija?

Thanks

Someone will take her bath, dress properly with heavy make-up.
On phone camera, begin to shed fake tears and they say she's crying.

What has happened to this generation for goodness sake

So of all places to find love, you chose BBN house right?

Guy, your mumu no too much!!!

Classickj:
Good Morning Nairaland

Would you advice anyone to take this Offer

Job - Teacher ( Secondary School )


Subject - National Value ( Crs, Civil Education and
Social Studies )


Class - Jss 1, 2 and 3


Salary - 25K


Transportation - 300N go and come


Feeding - unknown

I would have advice you to accept it. But the transportation aspect is a turn off.

But this guy no resemble Justin Bieber na

yinkus6750:
Is that a police officer?

That's a military police officer

The truth is, because she's getting the money anytime she she needs it.

Allow her to see hunger face to face for some days make her eyes red small.

Then answer her later, with strick warning.

She go get sense. They no dey tell person for this kind matter

You know what's best for you.

Do whatever you want

The question here is, Is she married or she want to her own baby mama career?

Pray for him to stop Stealing, that's the only problem he has. Others you mentioned are normal.

Looking at her face you will know she is an A-list Ashawo.
I'm not even perplexed!

"work with somebody" is the thing.
An employer might see it as pride though.

Working for somebody means you are a servant
Working with somebody means partnering with the person (This will definitely yield better result)

So when you get to the US what will you be doing?

Just give me the job here abeg.
My country, my pride!

Wait oh!
But why will village people kill this beautiful and innocent looking young girl?

Female's level of jealousy is too high compared to the male.

Transferred aggression!

She gave birth to her grandmother
Which Kain thing be this?

Me wey I don enter backyard go look for my stove wey I abandon since last year.
Na kerosene I dey use now, it just that that one sef dey go up every day too.

This country if una no kill me, I go kill una

Alright!
So who is with the account details where the 50m was credited to?

I need to investigate properly

I don't even understand this write up.

What did he say about the divorce?
Can someone explain this write up?

Activities trigger miracles!

Therefore, such activities as of the past is no more taking place now.

That's why

May God's name forever be praise.

I experienced it also until I was nineteen as well. But mine was occasionally (maybe once in a week)

I didn't pray, fast or try to do anything about it. I was just there, whenever it happens, I bear the shame (if my siblings/other relatives) knows or I try to conceal it.

But that is in the past now.
As it is written and as you have said: Affliction can never, and will never rise again the second time!

Hallelujah!

She's saying the absolute truth!
I sometimes wonder if most of them in the women team are actually women

These is bushmeat here in my country

Imagine!
While some gives birth to beautiful damsel and dumb it in the gutter.

But this woman is struggling with this weird creature

Just prepare yourself for the worst, and most importantly, have a backup plan.

Is that human fingers on it, or what?