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Omicron007:
I have heard about Body Counts before but I did not think it was that serious until I met one girl recently.
She wanted something serious between us but she said she can't date me unless my Body Count is less than 5.

For some who haven't come across the term before.
Simply put, body count is the number of people you have had sex with. It does not matter how intimate the make out was, or how much stuff you have done with someone, if there hasn't been penetration, it does not count as sex in this context.

Body count here refers only to the number of people you have had penetrative sex with.

So my question is this.
Is it necessary to know your partner's body count?
Do you know your Body Count?

Do you know her own body counts?

Just let her know she did the right thing at the wrong place, by giving her two to three lashes

Millimann:
One incident comes to the mind of every Nigerian that hears the name 'Yakubu Aiyegbeni'.

I swear!

I hope they have either dismissed or suspended that "woman on army uniform"
Who cannot kill a common mosquito in sambisa forest but chose to prey on a harmless civilian

[quote author=kress2m1
As I was about to sleep, someone, I don't know who, whispered in my ear that I should bring the matter here. I have done as instructed.[/quote]

The devil whispered to you and listened?
You should have rejected it, cos nobody cares about this

mespusinglez:
So yester-night I was sleeping and i heard some noises but didn't go out...so this morning I saw this dead cat in my backyard exactly the place I heard the noise yesterday

What do you think possibly kill this cat because i locked my gate and there is no way Dog can enter

Your views guys

It was swallowed and formitted by a snake

Na Naija thing dey always get K-leg

Why Dem no wind down the glass?

Why would he do such a thing?
Anyway, can we see the picture of the breast before it was mowed off?

Happy birthday to him
He looks 32 though.

He has started learning conductor.
Music don tire am

Just be patient till month end if they clear it as promised. Take the money and run for your life asap.

You need to pray hard and see a man of God about it.

I like NPFL. Na im I dey take chop small money for bet9ja but it seems this betting sites don wise, they no dey load the games again

So upon how fish plenty for this river na only one crafish una dey drag.

Una be mumu men!

shegxy9:
She allowed a guy to sleep in her room in just two weeks she resumed to school... Hope am not deceiving myself cos I really want to settle down with her... Am a serving corper!!!

I'm not married neither I'm I ready to marry now. But I will say this:
DO NOT PLAN ON SETTLING DOWN WITH A GIRL WHO IS STILL IN THE UNIVERSITY. STUDY HER DURING THIS TIME TILL SHE GRADUATES.
Then you decide if it worths it.

Know this: 99.9% if ladies in the university cheats.
I'm not a prophet neither do I plan to make you feel bad. That guy who slept at your girl's place actually SLEPT WITH YOUR GIRL!

20% of prophecies are genuine.
But u see the remaining, They are as false as the prophets themselves.

This is one of the disadvantages of doing church boy and girl before marriage.

Experience is the best teacher for goodness sake.

NB: I'm not encouraging pre marital sex o. Just reason am yourself

Supreme145:
Good morning N'landers, I will make this post as brief and concise as possible.

Some months ago while I was home on break from school, I visited one of my in-laws that owns a school to introduce a software to him for his school. The man complained that I was too distant from him, citing how I never call him or ask him for favours whenever I'm in school. I told him I will reach out to him more often.

I told my mom about my visit and she told me without mincing words to resist collecting money from the man. My mom is the religious type and has been skeptical about the man's source of wealth.

When school resumed things were difficult at home and I couldn't resume school. I spent close to three months after resumption at home due to lack of funds.
Note that since my admission from my first year to my final year, I've never asked any relative for help no received any help from anyone aside my immediate family.

I lost my resolve not to ask for help when my project supervisor called me and scolded me over the phone for my inability to resume school. I sent the man a text soliciting for help, he sent me 5k which I added to the little I had and resumed school. I didn't tell my mom because I knew she won't be happy about it.

In school things were so hard for me, during a particular period I went almost one week living on just water, that period I'm sure I would eaten food sacrificed to a deity if I had access to one. I called the man again and he reluctantly sent me 4k after many calls and text messages.

This early morning I got a phone call from my mom, she was crying over the phone. She was hurt and said I betrayed her because I went behind her back to collected money from a man she told me to avoid. She said that singular act of mine has destroyed all her efforts and prayers to break us free from bondage. I tired to explain that the money wasnt a physical cash hence it has no effect on me but to no avail. She said I've broken her for life and she would never forgive me.

I have a very close relationship with my mom and everything she told me really hurt me and I'm confused on the action to take. I am 28 but I hardly hide anything from her, I didn't tell her about the money because I know she wouldn't approve of it and I needed it. This is the first time any relative has contributed to my education ever. I don't even know how she got to know.

Please how do I pacify her and get her to forgive me? I really love my mom and can't bear to see her this heartbroken.

Fine! You disobeyed your mum, but if she finds it very hard to forgive u as you said. Then sorry to say this, your mum might have done something fetish or took an oath as regards her desire not to be assisted by any relative.
Nothing is too wrong about what you did na

What is even responsible for all these every day fall sef?

Wetin concern me sef?
Make I go prepare my eba chop

Alright.
But wait oh
I was thinking, if Nigeria wins the world cup, will they at least look for small pocket money for us the fans cheering them? NO!

So, that one no concern me!

Do you love entertainment? You can pretend/act?
Very good!
Now create a channel on YouTube, an Instagram handle. Get a Camera and a good laptop. Start creating/making comedy videos and post them on your channel and handle.
In 2 to 4 months of persistency/seriousness. Boom! You don blow be dat!

How to get the funny ideas?
I create and produce funny and actable scripts. So I can work with you on that (If you want) E just be say I no get enough capital, for promotion, I for don be celeb by now.

No be rope wey Dem dey take tie cow be this?

Where are we heading to like this ntori Olorun?

Gaining weight nowadays is not about eat this, eat that!
1. Eat any food you can afford
2. Sleep enough, atleast 2 hrs during d day (after sleeping enough at night)
3. Let your mind be at peace, rest. No thinking, worrying about anything
4. Lastly, Again, sleep enough, both at night and during the day.

Check yourself in the mirror after a week

Dagger111:
A man i don't knw gave me a lift to Surulere, though i helped in a passed through different checkpoints without difficulty as he was keeping time to his meeting. When i dropped, he asked me how i will get home and i said i will take public bus. He gave me the key to his Corolla Sport and told me to take it home and return it at my own leisure. I swear, i thought it was joke, he insisted. I told it home for real and returned it same day evening. He said he never meant i should return it in rush, i said my mind wasn't at rest, that's why. He entertained me and gave me 5k for tfare back home. He is an Edo man, still wish to see that man again.

That was a stolen car

That's the military slogan
So he might be one of them

Hello house,
I'm an upcoming comedy skit creator.

Please who have an idea on How much money will cost me to promote my YouTube channel and Instagram handle in order to reach a large audience and probably start earning like other skit comedians in Naija?

Thanks

Someone will take her bath, dress properly with heavy make-up.
On phone camera, begin to shed fake tears and they say she's crying.

What has happened to this generation for goodness sake

So of all places to find love, you chose BBN house right?

Guy, your mumu no too much!!!

Classickj:
Good Morning Nairaland

Would you advice anyone to take this Offer

Job - Teacher ( Secondary School )


Subject - National Value ( Crs, Civil Education and
Social Studies )


Class - Jss 1, 2 and 3


Salary - 25K


Transportation - 300N go and come


Feeding - unknown

I would have advice you to accept it. But the transportation aspect is a turn off.

But this guy no resemble Justin Bieber na

yinkus6750:
Is that a police officer?

That's a military police officer