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Three beautiful girls and their Dad....a lovely photoshoot

GodIsBiafran:
I am surprised some of these Yoruba celebrities can afford one million. Is this real or audio? Because I know Yorubas cannot afford to spend 1 million like Igbos.

We are not noisemakers

A uniform man doing skit. He's making jest of the noble profession

Candycrushy:
Please dont mind my typos...
Y'all remember my last post about how a guy threatened me because I didn't ask his proposal. He works at gigm. Well...after much considerations on how to go about the issue, I decided to send gigm a mail to lodge my compliant, I was also able to gather enough evidence from our chats and sent to them.
Gigm promised me to look into the matter, he got sacked few days after. The guy in question chatted me to beg me to send gigm another mail telling them that we have settled so he can called back.....he sha called me to apologize and all..that aside...
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I sit back sometimes and ask questions to myself...like, why am I always unlucky with guys, I wouldn't deny that I haven't met the good ones, just very few of them..it ended in a very bad way
Ever since, its been from frying pan to fire...just when I decide to give my all to one person, boom...everything goes bad...I'm happy for one thing tho, I have something that keeps me busy, I'm not an idle person. But sometimes when I'm alone, back from work, need someone to gist and laugh with...there's no one...I have friends tho, but there's always a difference with that special one...I'm not desperate for anything, this just me thinking my life while lying on my bed after a stressful day's work....
Lalasticlala please push to front page

Look inward...likes attract likes. You probably have a character flaw. Whenever you blame others everytime for woes, just search yourself, you might be the problem

Swisschi:
I got a new phone on saturday 17th October,2021.On getting the phone i read the palmphelt and noticed that my sim isnt supported by the phone.I finally got my sim upgraded to 4g by mtn after 6days of going there regularly due to the queue.Out of excitement i got home and started downloading apps like snapchat,facebook,whatsapp and instagram only for me to notice that the phone had faults: the graphic display was very poor,blurry pictures, when doing whatsapp video call more than half of the screen was foggy.To the extent that my infinix hot 5 that i have used for 4years is better than the xiaomi redmi note 10s(a phone that should be 6times better due to cost and equally in terms of specifications).So i called and returned the phone on sunday only for them to tell me to go back with the phone and return it on tuesday if it continues.I did that but before that i called and they noticed that the phone was actually faulty.Now my phone stayed in their store till tuesday the following week.They kept posting me telling me to come back today come back tomorrow.Now after it finally got to their service center i was told to wait another two weeks.This is a phone i havent even used instead of royalline technologies ltd to exchange the phone with a new one the story keeps changing.please everyone is it fair that am been given a faulty phone that is been repaired for a phone i havent even used which they know is faulty.

Go there with a soldier...they LL return your money or give you a new phone

NovesaTillie:
I moved to this city because of my new job and my neighbors have been very homely and helpful to me especially the ones next flat,a young man and his wife with a kid . They have been very kind to me, sometimes when I get home late from work his wife calls me to join them for dinner and hangouts. M
My issue now is I am beginning to grow fond of the man because of how gentlemanly he treats his wife and how dotting he is of their son. He ticks all the qualities that I dream of and sometimes I just feel like inviting him over to my place when his wife is out to tempt him a little
What can I do to stop this feeling?
I don't want someone else man or to destroy a cute family

Please don't insult me. I am in a relationship though very young relationship. I'm just human admiring someone else.

Change your dp

joezerbob:
He should work on his weight

Is it your weight? He's probably healthier than you

Nonsense list

AllKnowing:
You just need to die nothing else.

MODIFIED:

People like OP grow up to be:
1. Wicked politicians that impoverish their constituents so only their families live in abundance.

2. Lecturers who demand blocking or sex for grades.

3. That your uncle who goes diabolical to kill your father because he was able to train you to the university.

4. That policeman who opens fire on a group of boys in a sleek Mercedes S-class only because he didn’t enjoy such privileges when he was a youngster.

Well said, we don't need such people in our society. Indeed, sadist exist

PeaceJoyLove:
The way the devil is robbing us our blessings is just too much. These two men have wasted 4 good years officially, but I am sure it wilk be around 6 years cos the fight disnt start then. Mehn! I can imagine what they could have done together in 6 years. It may be hard to come back together doing business as they will keep their finances, money managers and some other stuff separate. But this is a good step in the right direction.

The question is this: they said Lola the non Ibo girl is the trouble, but it is mysterious that Anita the ibo babe is the one calling for divorce. And this Anita may not even be the trouble (I dont want to say so). It just shows that Paul might be a bit very stubborn. I think Peter had been the one piping low for him before he said, enough was enough for Paul. Whatever er be the case, we give God the glory.

They said, who said....Sofo kill you there

Malory:
The best music dou ever from Africa. The world is waiting for your new hits

It can never be the same again. The chemistry is gone, the spirit is no longer there

Candidlady:
RiP Sister!!

you pray you die, you dont pray you die. Ijust dont understand over to you elder righteousness2

bros explorers can you in anyway take a lil time out from your banana/plantain island dealings, help us with some crazy documentations of unsolved murders in nigeria?

Your destination after death is important. In all thy getting, get knowledge

CaptainFM1:
Go back to KG and relearn your rhymes.

Even Orange river did not originate from any of the countries it passes through. Its source is from the Indian ocean through to the Atlantic. So you solely saying Orange river is from SA really worries me.

Don't change the narrative

You claimed "Benue" wasn't in the original lyrics cos the writer doesn't want 2 rivers that has to do with a Country (Nigeria). You forgot that "limpopo" and "Orange" have a link with South Africa.

Mister...just rest!

Iyaebe:
How much has your home training earned you?please I want to know all my enemies on this forum, you all should come out and stop hiding.

Enemy ke? I have nothing against you, I might not agree with some of your submissions

CaptainFM1:
Orange river rises from Lesotho and flows through South Africa up to Oranjemund in Namibia. The fact that a river flows through a country does not mean it originates from there. Just like I explained to you that Congo river cuts across 9 countries. You wouldn't name the river by each country.

You Gerrit. If you don gerrit...forgerrit.

Olodo
And Benue river started from Benue

Iyaebe:
She should leave the small boy alone

No wonder ....you lack home training

meobizy:
Was she in character? She looks too young to have grandchildren, she likely birthed young and the offspring did the same.

Forget that face, she's close to 60

Samunique:
Cameroon are not that fantastic.

They even had to recall their old legs.

Yet they stopped Ivory coast with all their stars

CaptainFM1:
Same is the Congo river passes through 9 countries. But the composer wouldn't mention all the countries it passes. "Niger" is already mentioned for Nigeria. Did you see where 2 rivers is mentioned for in any particular country? If you want as many rivers in Nigeria to be mentioned then you can as well compose your own rhyme. I don't know how you were thought in your time, but in our good old days when respect is given to the original composer, "Senegal" was the river mentioned.
Let's give respect to Originality. That's all I'm saying!

Seriously,
Limpopo and Orange are South Africa based rivers. Stop the propaganda pls cos you don't even know the original

soundOsonic:
I met a lady last year, we talked well and vibed well. Later on I would go to her shop to discuss and I would have this eye contact with her and I thought I felt something like a spark though. Even the Lady with her suspected we had a thing together but I just recently knew her. We both talked as if we know each otherfor like forever.

She asked me for my number, I gave her. I never asked her for her number simply because I wanted to make sure that the signal we are getting from each other was purely romantic and not platonic and I wanted to take things slow.

I felt that her asking for my number was that she needed to spend more time with me if I am not available physically. So we started chatting. The chats was going smoothly and to my surprise we do chat all through the day we literally chats all hours of the day.
Then I did what all single Hot guy will do, out but apart from the Hot which I am not most times; I asked her out. I was not after sex perse I just wanted enough closure bridging through the platonic platform to a more romantic setting.

But she replied with this exact same words "I am not ready for a relationship, I want to complete my schooling and be focus with my education."

Well despite her reply killed my envisioned sun setting romantic bliss; I understood as she was a good girl, a virgin and someone very focus with academics. I know this because she tells me everything about her things happening each day, minutes and seconds.

I was contented with the platonic relationship, I thought I would wait maybe 2 or 3 years as that's what she was indirectly telling me.
A month later from the time I asked her out and was turned down, that time was December: Christmas period. I took my sister out to a nice eatery and I asked her if she could come along as a friend. She obliged but told me she would be going some place after that I said ok.

So after she left to her place of wherever. My sister told me she is worried, I asked her why, she said she went to her guy's place. I was shocked this is a lady that is not ready for relationship. This guy in question is a Yahoo guy by the appearance and all. The guy later broke her heart as that's the first time she is dating I think at 21. Another guy in the area too was like dating her as well after that guy, at the point of dating he got another girl pregnant and broke her heart (same Yahoo guy).

I thought why did she ever chose not to date me. If at all you were not physically attracted to me why didn't you just tell me instead of all these mumbo jumbo. I am actually an average looking guy. Maybe a 6 or even a 7 based on world standard.

My question is why do girls always refuse to date me, I am not a good guy neither am I a bad guy. The one I am asking out says I am not in her level, that she is in a very low level for me to look at her or ask her out. She believes I am after sex.

The next one said I am too low for her. Though she was older.
The one I confessed my feelings for her heart isn't even with me but another but she started catching feelings but sometimes she gets to her senses and she convince herself she belongs with another.

The girl who I don't even know that keeps greeting me Everytime but I keep ignoring her, I later went for her after a year she turned me down.
I just tire o.

Edit: Not every woman I meet, I ask out. I have a particular type of lady I ask out that depicts my taste. Any Lady beyond or below I show zero interest.

People saying I should move on, I have already. I was never pained o. And those calling me a simp I no even understand, where did you read any simpish move from me? Or do you at all know what SIMP is?
My problem isn't sex o. If I wanted sex I would get it easily from those low class street girls without spending a dime. I am after my kind of girls but they are saying NO.

Stop chasing them, they LL come for you. You need to work on yourself. When you arrive, girls will come along

robosky02:
So guys who would you like Nigeria to meet


And who do you want us to avoid?



From this dangerous teams

Egypt
Cameroon
Mali
Ghana
DR Congo

Avoid Egypt n Cameroon....the other 3 are lesser threat

vickydevoka:
I wic I was born Dem, no social media, no tribalism, no too much love for money, no feminism, no unclothedness, no skin colour discrimination amongst lady. Every thing was pure n natural

I m not sure about that one

CaptainFM1:
The Original mention by the composer is "Senegal". The idea is to mention one river/tributary in Africa.

And mind you, it's a rhyme that kids from many countries sing. It's not only for Nigeria.

ITK

Lyrics of the rhymes changes from Country to Country as you can observed from the thread. Benue river isn't synonymous to Nigeria alone, it flowed from Cameroon and travels west ward

Barrister026:
My wife attitudes towards food she cooked with my money is getting on my nerves.

How can my wife be dishing food to me like she's serving it for our kids.times without number have complained but still no changes.

It's either she makes eba that won't satisfy us ( when they is enough garri available) her defense is that she don't want it to be wasted.

OR

She dished out soup for me with lesser meat like am a kid. Have told her several times when cooking..to buy enough protein in the soup or stew. But to my surprise she always economise the money and divert it into something else.

I even had to start buying suya in the evening when coming back from work, because I know what I be expecting when my food is dished out. ( Recent news we saw of how suya killed some families, made me limiit it)

Have ordered her on several occasions to take it back and put more protein, but must i always do that?

Please This is really getting out of hand, I really don't know how to handle this situation.

Supervise the cutting of the meat it the kitchen to your desirable size. Instruct her on quantity per meal

Have a meat timetable and paste it on kitchen's wall like

Rice= 2meats

Swallow: 4meats etc

Halo22:
Senegal z there oga.... River Benue was not even mentioned during that time.

Go back to nursery abeg

Our generation used "Benue" in place of "Senegal"

Halo22:
Orezi abi orange... The rivers mentioned in nursery School then we're; Nile, Niger, Senegal Benue, Congo, Orange, Limpopo and Zambezi.

Teacher Don't teach us nonsense

Miracood2:
Back then in the days.. nursery School sweet jhoor

Some rivers in Africa are...

9Nile, Niger... Benue... Congo... Orezi Orange... Hippolimpopo... Zambezi

Rhymes from my nursery days..

Spell checkers pls do the needful

Na una dey sing rubbish for school assembly

WibusJaga:


Congrats SE. They got the job done.
Next is Playoff against any of Egypt, Mali, DRC, Ghana or Cameroon/Ivory Coast.
Tough times ahead.

Ivory coast and Nig can't meet

senm117:
Which channel of DStv is showing the match?

wazobia tv

gowonmaharajah:
wazobia TV on gotv
channel 98

That station is a mess

Iyaebe:
The sight of this organ is nothing to write home about,very awful yet the carriers of these organs are quick to brag about it.

When it's erect inside of you, your vjj pour out awful water like your life depended on it

Kingjames:
At present i am out of job for the past 1year and 8months having lost my job since 2019 due to Nigeria border policies. I am single @35 and no serious relationship yet after my fiancee left me immediately i lost my job.

Before then, i had spent my last savings on my building project in the village. This is motivated from the income that comes every month (300-450k/months) excluding my salary of 200k.

Now i was left with nothing. I am thinking of relocating to EPE from LEKKI (in a room and parlour selfcon here ) on a job of 150k/month.

Does it worth ? i do photography here in lekki though not professionally just to keep body and soul.

Please fatherly advice urgently needed

Good decision, cost of living is cheaper in Epe