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For Federal Polytechnics,
It ranges from N92,800.00 to N120,000.00 for Assistant Lecturer, equivalent of Graduate Assistant in the University.

For Federal Polytechnics,
It ranges from N92,800.00 to N120,000.00 for Assistant Lecturer, equivalent of Graduate Assistant in the University.

If You think Nigeria is the worst African country? What Would you say about Benin, Togo, Mali, Sudan, Ethiopia, Somalia; even some countries in Europe, especially the eastern parts like Kazakyrstan or whatever.

Nigeria may look bad, but when you are well traveled, you will know that we are not that bad off.

Nigeria. My Nigeria.

Whats the big deal? I once told a Pharmacist to his face to reserve the drugs I was to take for some other time if I couldn't take a bottle of beer later in the day. You guys need to see his face when he said he has never met anyone as plain as I was.

My Doctor knows I drink and we also do some stuff together 'cos he is my best friend.

Folks, no point in hidding anything. I often feel bad that most Doctors are in a rush to dispatch their patients.

Flyboy Zee:
Please, help me check this vin: 19VVA5662VA016148.

The car just arrived and I'm under pressure to buy it before the week end. I would appreciate it if I can get the VIN report as fast as possible. Thanks for the great job. I wish I could reward you personally.

I'm sorry, lest I forget. You can email it to: ilsignorzax@gmail.com

Please, help me check this vin: 19VVA5662VA016148.

The car just arrived and I'm under pressure to buy it before the week end. I would appreciate it if I can get the VIN report as fast as possible. Thanks for the great job. I wish I could reward you personally.

I wish they introduced it during my tym, I for don deal with all those agbero dem wey been de for my area.

If You think Nigeria is the worst place to be a woman or even a human, Please try Afghanistan. lol.

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Who asked you to make a comment?

Get out of my thread & remain there.

dota:
flboy nd leemak abi wat eva.u both r illtrtes,am sure u sortd ur way 2ru sch,dats u ure nt humble.ordnary graduate,am sure u cnt evn read wats on ur crtfictes cs i thnk character shuld b there nd cs u cnt read u dnt knw,wnda hw u got here,touts on d globe.exposn ignrance 2 d yunga generatn lyk m.u dnt hv wat it tks 2 b grad.if he was ur lctrer u wuld b greetn hm 50tyms daily.cs he is servn u as pres.u fit do am,u cnt sef cs u both r nt qualifyd nobdy wuld vote 4 miscreants.dnt alw m wash u ple.ure graduates 4rm ur villages,am hapi am nt a stdnt of ur sch cs i wuld b ashamd of our prduct.u lack mannerz nd respct.shey u read wat they wrote dat d bible said,shw resp 2 ur leadas.nt ur stpd insults,ure meant 2 b my leadas bt u cnt lead m,il show u d way,dats y i remv ur own cloak of resp.ul reap wat u sow, get ur baskets nd harvest ignorance.he is kneeln,r u a 4reiner,hw do u knw dier pres.dnt kneel down is he a stick.Pride wl humble u.pls dnt hinda pres GEj. Wv ur mouth-4rm hs blessngs.wv ur chopd shoes 4rm job huntn nd dat dead shrt.grow up,toddlerz.by d way u cn only grumble bout ds post cs u knw its 2ru,if u thnk u cn do mre,cm 2 afe babalola unv.get d addres 4rm d webste,it wuld also gv u both chances 2 get info about our undagrad.prog,u both nid 2 go bk 2 sch nt 2ru dirct entry o.yr 1,so ul learn acadmcly nd moraly, nte. Ure stl an ord. Graduate cs ure nt humble.learn

If you ever study in the University I graduated from, I assure you of one thing. I WILL TEAR MY CERTIFICATE.

REASON: Even the gardeners, cleaners and labourers that work on Campus in my Alma Mata write and speak better grammer than you, an aspiring student. What a waste.

MY ADVICE: Wise children always sit and listen in on elders when they argue and deliberate, so that they can take away some useful tips for tomorrow living. Next them don't barge in on threads that are above your sophistication, airhead.

@ Leemark, I wanted to reply U, but after reading D-optimist's post, I see no reason arguing with someone like you. When I read posts from people like you, I weep for my beloved country, Nigeria. It shows your low level of education and apparent waste of school fees that should have been used to buy tuwo masara and miyan kukah for some refugees  in Somalia.

Back to the crux of the Matter: I don't think there is any law or rule forbidding a PhD holder from kneeling down in front of anybody. If you read my previous posts, it may surprise you to know that I am not a religious fanatic. On the other hand, I have a feeling that you would have been much happier if GEJ was kneeling in front of a babalawo, abi?

Secondly: How many times have you read about other nationales bashing their presidents the way you guys do it here on Nairaland, yet you think you are educated. For chrissakes, that man is your President and I guess he is much older than you. Moreover, African traditions demand that you give respect to your elders. Haba! mutunmi ina, ka yankuri mana!

This goes out to all GEJ haters:

Fact: Many of you are not leaders and would never be in leadership position till the day you die.

Reminder: GEJ is our President and Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces, Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Educationally: Getting a PhD is a book book thing and not by eloquence or bravado. Many of you saying stuff about him behave as if they have not gone through any form of schooling. I would have called all of you illiterates, but for the fact that you could at least log on to Nairaland and type, means you are educated. And if you went to university, especially in Nigeria, let me ask you this question: Was it only the most strongest, the most eloquent, the most popular, the most stylish, the most glamorous, the most influential, the most brave or the most grammatic students that graduated from your class? My guess is as good as yours. NO.

Religious: I am also very sure that the Bible commands us to give respect to those in authority, that was why Christ never confronted the Government of the day,. The Bible rather admonish that we pray for them always. I am no authority in the Qu'ran, but, I know that the Moslems believe that power comes only from God and he gives it to those he has found deserving of it. For the records, I have not found any religion, be it orthodox or traditional that is confrontational to any legitimate government.

And Now To You GEJ Haters: I am sure you don't have a PhD and God has not find you worthy to entrust power unto you. So, it is very easy to see how worthless you are.

My Advice: Pray for your leaders always, they need your every support and also PRAY that God finds you worthy of becoming a leader someday. No hating, just my ten cents.

I drive a 1999 Nissan Primera SE with an automatic transmission. I have owned the car for about two years now. The problem with the car is that the gearbox makes a kind of noise resemble that of two metals clanging together inside the gear. This happens whenever I hit the throttle pedal hard to gain speed. I have also noticed that the car hardly accelerates when it shifts into second gear.

I am kinda mad at the car, not that its a bad car, but I like my car to respond as fast as I want it and when I wish it to do so. Please, I need help and advice on what to do because I am loosing my mind and head over this car and feel like I should just set the car on fire each time I drive it.

I am an addent fan of Chelsea FC. But, of late am begin to get doubts about the abilities of the club clinching any trophy this season. The fortunes of the clubs looks like that of a club that is declining.

For all the True Blues and Chelsea fans, I hope this is not heart-rending and whats your take on our beloved club and our prospects for the season.

WARNING: This is for the TRUE BLUES only. All Reds, Devils, Gunners, Toons, Spurs Please keep clear of my thread.

Ovi Maps, inbuilt in Nokia Smartphones especially the E-Series I have used, starting from E71 works just fyn for me with vOice navigation and Guidance, Alternate route directions in case you missed a turn. I used it in Abuja to get to places I would have had difficulty locating without asking anybody a question. I also used it in Abakaliki, Enugu, Owerii and Port Harcourt. It was str8 to the point and very accurate. I couldn't just thank Nokia enough for the innovation.

Its most annoying, especially when they begin to speak their language they know you don't understand and feels there is nothing wrong with it.

Traditional Marriage.

It is the only type of marriage recognized by God in the Bible. I wonder where, when and how Church Wedding became a part of Christianity and Christian doctrines. Folks, read your bibles and don't believe what anybody tells you, they are all false teacings.

antartica:
Gej is torn between doing good and staying loyal to old dubious ways of obj and co.That is why he is bringing in progressives like Ribadu on board and at the same time covering up for obvious traitors and thieves like bankole,David mark,obj,atiku and co.

He remains loyal to the thieving gang and at the same time engaging visionaries.

If that is what GEJ is doing, then he must be a very SMART ALEC. Imagine being in the middle, choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea and still being in a very comfortable zone. That is, you are not inside the deep blue sea and you are not with the devil, but in your own house. Then, this our president GEJ is a GENIUS< we should all clap for him.

Once again F*U*C*K* the STEREOTYPES.

I hate them.

F*U*C*K* STEREOTYPES.

I am in the Pursuit of Happyness. I do whatever makes me happy, irrespective of what other people think or feel. Its up to them to either pursue their own happiness or do what other people expects them to do, irresepective of whether its what they want to do or not. In the long run, You hear them say things lyk "if not for this or that, I would have done this", "Supposing I were a man, I would have done that", etc.

As for S. Kaita and his Kaitarization techniques, he is very much welcomed. He is a fine holding midfielder.
Hey! don't shout yet. Kaitarization is not limited to only Sani, it is done everywhere and by anybody (If I lie, abeg ask Rooney, Zidane, etc).

As for Yak. Abi wetin be him name again. He is a complete write-off. Abi na because he get luck take score some few goals? Make them forget am, the guy na fluke jare. All the clubs im don play for na either them throway am or the club go relegate.

NOBODY KNOWS by The Tony Rich Project

I pretended I'm glad you went away
These four walls closing more everyday
And I'm dying inside
And nobody knows it but me
Like a clown, I put on a show
The pain is real even if nobody knows
And I'm crying inside
And nobody knows it but me

Why didn't I say
The things I needed to say
How could I let my angel get away
Now my world is tumbling down
I can say it so clearly
But you're nowhere around

Chorus:
The nights are lonely
The days are so sad
And I just keep thinking about
The love that we had
And I'm missing you
And nobody knows it but me

I carry a smile when I'm broken in two
And I'm nobody without someone like you
I'm trembling at night and
Nobody knows it but me
I lie awake it's a quarter past three
I'm screaming at night as if
I thought you'd hear me
Yeah my heart is calling you
And nobody knows it but me

How blue can you get?
You could ask my heart
But like a jigsaw puzzle
It's been torn all apart
A million words couldn't say
Just how I feel
A million years from now you know
I'll be loving you still
Chorus:
The nights are lonely
The days are so sad
And I just keep thinking about
The love that we had
And I'm missing you
And nobody knows it but me

Tomorrow morning I'm hitting
The dusty road
Gonna find you wherever
Ever you might go
I'm gonna unload my heart and hope
You come back to me
Said when the nights are lonely,

Chorus:
The nights are lonely
The days are so sad
And I just keep thinking about
The love that we had
And I'm missing you
And nobody knows it but me

"You Remind Me Of Something" by R. Kelly


You remind me of something
I just can't think of what it is

[1] - You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it
Something like my sound, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account
I wanna spend it, baby

It's something about your love that's got me going crazy
Baby, you know I want you real bad
And girl I really like your freaky style
How can I be down with you?
So get a little closer to my ride
I wanna get to know you lady
And hip me up on how to get inside you
Listen, pretty baby

[2] - I wanna roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it
Is all I wanna do for you baby
Girl, it's something kind of sexy
Goin' on about you babe
[repeat 1, 1]

Now I would like to take you on a ride tonight
Girl, you know we'll have so much fun
And give you everything your body needs
Satisfaction guaranteed
So pull up to my bumper and let the system sound
Girl, I bet cha' I can drive you crazy
And let me be the one to drop you off
Babe, listen to me
[rpt 2, 1, 1, 1]

Don't be alone, don't be alone
I'm comin' through your door
Turn off the lights, turn off the lights, baby
It's something about this moment
[rpt 1, 1, 1, ]

NOBODY - BY KEITH SWEAT

I wanna tease you. I wanna please you.
I wanna show you baby, that I need you.
I want your body 'til the very last drop.
I want you to holler when you want me to stop.

And who can love you like me? (Nobody,)
Who can sex you like me? (nobody,)
Who can treat you like me, my baby?(nobody,)
Nobody, baby. (nobody.)
And who can do it like me? (Nobody,)
Who can give you what you need? (nobody,)
Who can do you all night long? (nobody,)
Nobody, baby. (nobody.)

I want the night for me and you.
So come here, baby, and let me do it to you.
Don't be afraid 'cause I won't bite.
I promise to give it to you just the way you like.

And who can love you like me? (Nobody,)
Who can sex you like me? (nobody,)
And who can lay your body down? (Nobody,)
Nobody, baby. (nobody.)
And who can treat you like me? (Nobody,)
Who can give you what you need? (nobody,)
Who can do you all night long? (nobody)
Nobody, baby. (nobody.) and the band keeps playin' on.

Bow wow wohn-in-on wohn.
bow wow wohn-in-on wohn.
bow wow wohn-in-on wohn.
Nobody, baby.
Bow wow wohn-in-on wohn.
bow wow wohn-in-on wohn.
bow wow wohn-in-on wohn.
Nobody, baby.

I want you right now for my lover.
Place no one above ya.
If you need a love, (If you need my love,)
I'll be right there, I'll be right there, baby,
if it hurts me to love ya, baby.
I'll come runnin', oh baby. Yes I will.)
Oh, yes, I will.
Oh, yes, I will, baby.
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, but me.
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, but me.

OP,
1. Please, Go to the market
2. Buy a Draft/Drought board and pellets
3. Keep it in the house
4. Wait for him to come home.
5. Persuade/Force/Ask him to play with you no matter the time he got home
6. Win him at all costs, ojoro inclusive

This might sound dumb. But, after this I'm pretty sure your husband will not need to go out for a good game if you can play better. GOODLUCK.

Hey!

Mr. Husband! Where is the SWORD?

Gave her a lovely cake with her name written all over it.

Drove off to work and am on Nairaland right now.

After una go say make we follow join strike for removal of fuel subsidy when we wey dey produce the fuel de buy fuel at ranges of N500 - N1000 per litre.

Make nobody just try insult GEJ for this forum again o! Una siddon for Lagos, Abuja and other places dey enjoy, when we de here dey suffer. See the Oil leak for Kolouama, Bayelsa State. Na Hausa, Ibo abi Yoruba people dey there dey suffer now? No be my Ijaw people dey there? Yet, una siddon for plush offices with almost perfect working conditions dey shout no to subsidy removal.

All of una na una N.Y.A.S.H!!!

MY VALENTINE CHECKLIST
1. Early Morning Kiss          Done
2. Valentine Cake               Done
3. BB Porsche                     Yet to be Delivered

Whom to be delivered to: MY WONDERFUL WIFE and Mother of my Children.

I woke my wife up with a lovely cake that had her name written all over it.

There was this lecturer back then in school, who just walks into the class with a long notebook, faces the board and starts writing without talking to anybody. After 1 hour of frantic note copying. He raises his head up and tells the class goodday!

Imagine, that you were a student in such a class.

It is also so annoying when lecturers, who are supposed to be more knowledgeable than the students cannot see common recent changes that have occured in their disciplines, only for you as a student who is studious and more up-to-date to try educating them, just to save them the embarrassment. They (the lecturers) will see you as trying to upset the status quo (as in teacher must always teach student) and try to make a fool of you, intimidate or even victimize you for trying to bring them up to date. You may not understand what I'm saying if your field is not science-oriented.

I lyk dat Xterra. is it still available?

What about the Tribute?

If any of them is available, please say it, let me know if I should head to Cotonou or come looking for U.