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As at the tym I followed Dem up around last mnth ND all things being equal, a capital hovering around #260k wit Dem should give you a daily Interest of #80naira

D capital you have in der depends d interest you get.
Your interest too is affected if you kip making withdrawals.
It's still beta Dan putting ur money in a savings acct.

missfrancess:
Has anybody benefits from this Stanbic Ibtc money market or mutual funds please Throw more light

Yeah I have. The truth is dis: d interest paid on ur fund fluctuates.
if you are doin a regular check on ur acct u will notice it had a steady daily top up of Interest frm say July to Oct dis yr.
It just started fluctuating late Oct . Dou it's not dt bad as some pple paint d picture. Op it comes up again

sgtponzihater1:
I subscribed in Stanbic MMF since Friday, and its yet to reflect. Any help?

stanbc fund takes 24hrs after payment bfor it will reflect on ur acct.

[quote author=sgtponzihater1 post=83525621]I subscribed in Stanbic MMF since Friday, and its yet to reflect. Any help?[/quote

any payment u make into ur stanbic MMF acct,It will take 24hrs bfor it will reflect.

optm:
U should come up with ur definition of smart work because what most nigerians term as smart work cannot be defined outside the contex of being cunning nd manipulative

exctly. because minds are beginning to get directed to cheating pple nd gettin involved in fraudulent practice.

der are several factors dt determines if d #80k pay is okay or not.
1. Nos of dependants you have on dt ur salary
2. Proximity of wrk place to ur huz. some pple earning #100k struggle to save #20k pa mnt because Transport is takin a huge chunk of dia salary
3.d kind of apartment you live in
4. d pay won't be enof for smbdy try to compete with d Jones's

D factors are just too long to mention

Duggedised12:
lol ,i have been reading comments and just smiling ,you see for this internet wey we dey so ,everybody na big man .

I tell you . some pple sabi hype themselves enh

simple250:
I bought my 1st car with 60k salary ....some pple like to chop Turkey when them suppose they chop dry fish or bonger fish.

wc year be that sir? 1914 or 2019?

Cost is around #20k per head off peak period Direct to Accra . Go to bus park to reconfirm d current price.

GreatResearcher:
we never dated. met few months, seen twice b4 marriage. d third time of seein was on weddin day

d truth is dis:. der is no link connection ur Alpha male ur saying nd Wt ur goin Tru in just 1mnth of ur marriage.

u were bored of living alone in ur aprtment as a bachelor and u just wanted a woman dt u want to kip as compny/roommate in DT huz wit u. It's NOT a wife u were seeking bt a roommate.

ow cn you see sm1 just twice prior to wifing her. You made a damaging approach to the process of knowing sm1.

No mata ow strong ur desire is for a life partner, der are process dt shud proceed and ur satisfied wit bfor u take dt big bold step of marrying sm1.

The kind of love u presented nd served her right frm the start was conditional nd most women will quickly clinch to such kind of love . Conditional LOVE

It is painful ur wife is capitalizing on ur generosity. Your the one dt brot dis upon urself. You have not entered yr2 of ur marriage and she is already taking ur peace.
Nevertheless, u can still repair ur new marriage.
Immediately chng ur style of expressin love to dt woman . Stop usin material things to buy her love. You shud know by now dt no mata wt u buy or give a lady, it won't satisfy her.

Get to know her anew nd redirect ur love on her as a person and nt on stuffs u do give her. Der are intrinsic attributes she may have dt may make u happy.

Be firm nd resolute in deciding ow u wnt ur marriage shud go or else dt woman will end up controlling you in DT huz. Bin firm dos nt mean u shud be wicked or violent towards her.

God will be ur peace in DT ur home in Jesus name .

All the elders in d huz shud plz come in .

spiceadole:
This is why people should not go proposing and getting engaged,splashing photos on social media without the consent of their parents.

No biggie.

Goan marry Igbo geh na.After all Igbo Amaka.
I won't even subscribe to a lady who is not Igbo to marry an Igbo man.
Her mother is right.

Exctly. Parents consent shud come first bfor any Oda step u take.

Truth be told, university degrees DNT carry heavy weight as it use to in determining ow big you hit it in life .
My colleague finished with a 3rd class while me finished with a 2:2. He currently earns higher Dan me.
BK den he felt der was no hope at all for him.

It's wen u stat taking practical action in
money related activities dts only wen u can make a meaning out of ur life and not depending on ur certificate even 1st class no sure again in job mkt.

donbachi:
This is our biggest problem in nigeria...one leg in apc and the other leg in pdp...choose one party and remain a loyal party member.

I tell you

Positive write up

What precautionary measure can sm1 take for a gas cylinder having ignition knob attached at the top of the cylinder ??

Wen we say put God first. Wat does DT sentence mean?
because we use such cliche as an alibi to be lazy nd not want to delibrately get involved in taking constructive action in committing to DT marriage so DT it works.

Der is a place for God ND der are also responsibilities we need to shoulder to make it wrk.

A good venture marriage inclusive wrks on principles ND not on cliches.

Hy guys, got an invite from center for leadership,enterpreneurship and development initiative. D name doesn't sound like a company.
Does anybody know exactly what they do or into?

bhouze:
I earn 40k and i live in Abj but i am gonna show you how i survive.
1. I dont compare myself with other people
2. I stay at Jahi very close to my workplace and my annual rent is 100k (very conducive environment though i'm lucky in this aspect)
3. TP to my work place to and fro is #200 and as such #4,800 in a month i work for six days in a week
4 I buy foodstuff and other miscellaneous expenses of 10k to 15k depending on what is not available per month ( But i must confess that things are very difficult now with the daily hike in the prices of food stuff so i had to spend more to around 20k now per month.)
5. i save about 15 to 20k monthly from wich i pay my rent whenever it is due but i am really looking for a better pay Job to save decently so i can marry
6. I dont womanize.

don't u pay nepa bill?
U DNT buy drugs?
U dnt buy clothes nd shoes?
U dnt av babe dt u give Mony once in a while?
U dnt subscribe ur fone or GOtv or DStv?
U dnt av aged parents/siblings u send money to?
Offering, tithes and unplanned financial support nd commitment in church nko?
U dnt buy recharge card for ur fone?
U dnt buy gas or kerosine to cook ur food?
U dnt make repairs of electrical appliances wen dey are faulty?
U dnt do maintenance of worn out items in ur huz?
U dnt give money to ur close pals wen u Kno dey don't av?
U dnt visit frnds dt will demand u take transport?
U dnt enter bus to Oda places aprt from huz to ur wrk place?
U dnt refresh urself wit snacks or drink at wrk place?

D list goes on and on and on...infact, dos minor expenses we don't make budget for takes a large chunk of our salary.

IamFreeBorn:
Hello. May I know how you treated the staph?

I'm seriously at a loss here. One lab in a private hospital said I have staph... After research, I began to doubt her... I went for a second test again at the first place and another bigger hospital same day.

Few days later, first hospital lab scientist said I now have heavy growth of staph... Second bigger hospital said CULTURE YIELDED NO GROWTH... Two very different result for one person.

Right now I'm confused.

Please advise.

Cc: roland545
partnerbizz5

am sure u must be experiencing any of diz signs:.

Itching of the body, swollen testicles, itching of
ur lap and ur penis, boil on ur penis ,testicles nd smth like rashes on your lap and boil on body dt looks like chicken pulse,colour urine nd frequent urination,loss of appetite somtyms etc

contact me make I show u road where u to treat ur staph. Watsapp08094943690

IamFreeBorn:
Hello. May I know how you treated the staph?

I'm seriously at a loss here. One lab in a private hospital said I have staph... After research, I began to doubt her... I went for a second test again at the first place and another bigger hospital same day.

Few days later, first hospital lab scientist said I now have heavy growth of staph... Second bigger hospital said CULTURE YIELDED NO GROWTH... Two very different result for one person.

Right now I'm confused.

Please advise.

Cc: roland545
partnerbizz5

staph is a very stubborn infection to treat. D bacteria is not dt easy to wipe out from d system. U will treat nd it will resurface again after some few weeks.
It may take you mnths bfor u get rid of it dt is if ur consistent takin ur drugs and run into few yrs if u don't follow it up with crious treatment.

Visit a good health practitioner to run a test for u nd give u drugs dt will fight d bacteria. D drug patient A use to treat his own may be diff from dt of patient B, u may be resistant to patient A drug. Ur health care provider will give u d one dt suits ur body and won't resist it after d result of ur test.

dasparrow:
You know, family members can only pressure you if you allow them and if you live in Nigeria. When you live overseas in societies where marriage is an individual choice and not a societal obligation, no bomboklaat can force marriage down your throat. This is even more so when you keep nosy Nigerians at bay when you live abroad.

No bloody Nigerian family member can force you into what you not ready for. Just change your number and block obnoxious Nigerians including so-called family members and friends from your WhatsApp, Facebook and Twitter and have your peace.

Bros, ur opinion dey harsh ooo. Biko , calm dwn

Duggedised12:
must be 32 years and above , must not be a Muslim, must not be a northerner,must have a source of livelihood that can two people can comfortably live on.

Dis boo seems to qualify ur criteria. Watsapp ur beloved husband to be08094943690

Congratulations. You don marry.

yettymuse:
So 2 adults had an unprotected sex that resulted in pregnancy and you're threatening yourselves with sniper and suicide?

You need to set your priorities right dude and stop guilt tripping members of a faceless forum.

Wait!! are you actually crowdfunding to sponsor an impromptu wedding ceremony. Haqhaqhaqhaq! I'm laughing at you freal mehn!

I hope you both have a well-paying job cos when the hurricane of marriage hit una.. You fit no get strength to write all these jargons again o.

Depression and suicide is the new way to gather sympathy in Nigeria. Tueh! You deserve some bouts of slaps.

u get mouth . Ur post dey injure me wit laf

hpretty:
I'm looking for a guy to chat/hang out with. if you are going to be around this holiday, bored like me and you have no one to spend this season with, maybe we could spend time chatting or hang out. like visiting some interesting places within, watch movies, play scrabble game etc. please no string attached. Thank you.

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Anybody operating stanbic money market

Yeah! I operate stanbic money mkt

[quote author=caprini1 post=31846158]When she starts dating again,ask her to be a giver.Givers never lacks....sometimes a guys may love a girl so much,and have bought a lot of stuffs for her,like phones,clothes ,jewels etc,but once marriage comes to his mind,and he accesses the relationship ,only to find out that she doesn't have an handkerchief in her name bought for him,he calls the relationship off.2..Let her simply be gently ,calm and peaceful ,trust me she's taken already!..Men don't like "I too know babes".[/quote
]

Tru esp the I TOO KNOW TYPE. dos once wen dey too confrontational and always want to challenge you .

catwalq:
You may be right that I know nothing about love,but I know people make time for what is important to them. I repeat, no one is that busy...

Very Tru. wen sm1 stats say am busy, Just know d person hz lost interest in dt relationship. U can't be bizy all d tym to create tym for pple dear to u esp a budding loving relationship.

Na my ex usual language be dat ND I trusted her dt truly she was bizy not knowing dt she was dating sm1 else.

Wen u hear "I am bizy" brk out of dt deceit ND leave d relationship.

BobiNick:
STOP DATING MENTALLY BROKE GIRLS

I know many girls and ladies gonna be angry with this post but try learn more about it .
Men!!!!!!!!

Guys, how do some of you even cope with dating a mentally broke girl?I know some still don't understand what I mean by Mentally Broke Girls.
I mean:
1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to see someone who she claims she loves every damn time.
2. A lady who can't get you a birthday or a Valentine's day gift, but expects you to bring down the world for her during hers.
3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on phone for 5mins. Always flashing and
complaining she doesn't have airtime even when you know you just sent her airtime.
You will still be the one to call her and ask her whether she has seen the Card.
4a. I mean how do you guys cope dating a lady who thinks relationship is an occupation;
where she is supposed to be paid and taken care of?
4b. Even if it's an occupation, what services is she actually offering to be privileged to receive such benefits?
4c. Or is she a ghost worker?
( NOTE: sex is not a benefit ONLY to men )
How do some guys manage to date such ladies?
Am not saying this because am working but it's what I see in most ladies.
5. No wonder suicide and depression victims are mostly men.
6. See guy, don't ever date a mentally broke girl no matter how gorgeous you think she is. They are serious liabilities.
7. Rather date a lady who adds something beneficial to your life. Things like emotional intelligence; financial intelligence; spiritual
intelligence and other intelligence.
8. Date someone who's capable of calming the storm within your soul ( an average man has enough storms ); and not someone who
adds stress to your life.
9. Forget that yehn yehn talk, don't tolerate any woman's brokenness or stupidity just
because of her physical beauty.
10. There are actually a lot of extremely gorgeous and beautiful ladies with common sense.
11. So don't ever think of settling for less brother.
One thing I've realized about all these broke girls is not that they don't actually have money...
12. Most of them do; but it's just that they're mentally broke, which is way way worse than not having money.
I know many girls and ladies gonna be angry with this post, they won't like or comment in it .
But
Ladies please don't be mentally broke.
Even when you have a little,try to support your guy sometimes.
Guys please don't date mentally broke girls
i hope you understand what mentality broke means ?? I know some lady's will insult me... ,but it's just here on online because you can't come to the barracks and beat me.

Bros dt ur nos9 enh dey crack my ribs.

Op say forget dia yehn yehn talk. ; D
Nairaland members dey relief stress Tru lafter

elipheleh:
That woman is a bloody liar. She's not telling the truth. I know women. The nature of women is always defensive and they won't ever tell you the wrong they did. If a woman confesses the truth to you, someone forced her to do it.

A full blooded man can't walk away from his responsibly without provocation. Loyalty and brotherhood are definition of MEN. A man will stand by his friend and family even in face of death. If he ever leaves, it's only in cases of unforgivable offences.

Loyalty and brotherhood means nothing to a woman. She'll lie, scheme, and manipulate to appear like a saint. They care too much about public opinions. To appear like saints before the public is their priority.

true 2a large extent. some women go frame u up ND use tears to Curry pity to win a case dt dey know d root cause came from dia hand.

pls don't be in sifia pains.