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CrimeRe: Ezekiel Mayowa: LASPOTECH Student Commits Suicide As Girlfriend Dumps Him by gerizzim: 5:51pm On Jun 01, 2019
hopexter:
Useless Student who wasn't even considering the person paying his school fees. If any of my sons commits suicide because of a mere punna, I will set his body and spirit on fire then sprinkle acid on his ashes. angry angry
Bros you dey vex o.

Dis got me quacking in lafter grin
RomanceRe: To Tell Her Or Not To Tell Her? by gerizzim: 2:06pm On May 31, 2019
To save urself plenty drama. Don't tell her.

Most women don't reason like men.

Sometimes they get Soo excited abt success story abt d man in dia life Dt they unconsciously brag abt d man to intimidate odas esp if the man is stupendously rich ND d lady hz not seen a good life Dt is laced with money.

even sef, it's not always good to tell ur wife certain tinz as regards money not to talk of "gfrnd"

Just kip taking good care of her wit wat ur money can offer.
RomanceRe: Can You Feed Your Husband For A Year ? by gerizzim: 12:48pm On May 31, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Certainly. It's not a big deal. If only he'll remain humble and not behave like a braggart. Some Nigerian men really do know how to bite the hands that fed them.
ur post amazes. Wc one be say the man go bite the hands dat fed him. Are u separating urself from ur husband .?

he is ur Oda half not the guy next door ur tryin to feed ND give a life.

Playing dat temporary role dt period the man is dwn financially shud not be seen as you doing him a favor.

You are feeding ur king dat u said yes to for richer for poorer.
RomanceRe: What Are The Things A Man Need To Do Before Proposing To A Lady? by gerizzim: 12:19pm On May 31, 2019
It will be better if ur specific wit wat you fear so that you will be understood.

Wat exctly do u mean by you don't know how to go about ithuh
CareerRe: Get Extra Income Stream by gerizzim: 9:08pm On May 27, 2019
Good thoughts from you bt you can only wet pples appetite to join you if you have atlist one side income u are currently doing. Anyway add up 08094943690
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Bible Church: The Nigerian Church That Has Stood The Test Of Time by gerizzim: 8:00pm On May 26, 2019
Henri8:
Shey these deeper life people, their ladies, them dey gbensh?
wats the meaning of gbensh sir!
FamilyRe: My Younger Sister Disrespects Me Alot - Help A First Born. by gerizzim: 4:08pm On May 24, 2019
LesbianBoy:
Three things are wrong with you

1. You don't have money

2. There is no mystery about you

3. You don't do thing what your mates do so they underate you. Things like having a girlfriend, drinking beer etc. You will be surprised how this little things bring respect

Diz ur points no hold water. smbdy dt is not well raised nd guided with good morals from d start ends up oozing out mischief, stubbornness nd Oda terrible vices.


Her bad character comes from inside outside. It's in d blood.


Av bin squatting a young man for few yrs nw bt I see unpleasant attitude from him from telling lies to leaving the dishes unwashed frm mor til nite for plate wen me ND him use eat o, he sometimes snub mi nd won't want to greet me gdmor or Bros welcome bk from wrk.


And am d older for huz wen me dey pay rent and squat you. the good hrt wen I get no wan make me kick him out despite him not behaving well.

I had to ignore him. started doing d huz chores myself. I stopped giving him food. He too refuse washing d plates nd me too no send am .


Few days later, wen hungry Don do am strong thing, nobody tell am ,na him use him own hand to start wash d plates even bfor I com bk from wrk.

my advice is dat, don't beat her. Just ignore her nd play solo . Na she go draw herself bk to you if u withdraw dos benefits she is getting from you

FALSE STORY.
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FamilyRe: Husband Chats With Many Ladies On Facebook And Whatsapp by gerizzim: 8:06pm On May 19, 2019
Maybe the man wants to contest for president.


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CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Spotted Together In Public For The 1st Time by gerizzim: 5:59pm On Apr 27, 2019
Dis fusion of a 19yrs old teenager almagamating with a 59yrs old man is stunning,bizzare and resonating with consternation.

Is she a wife to him or......?

Der isn't a bit of pictorial glamour in dis combo.
EventsRe: How Much Did You Spend on Your Wedding? by gerizzim: 9:21pm On Apr 23, 2019
obamartins:
I just stumbled on my marriage note where I wrote down all my expenses while I prepared for my marriage and decided to share. This topic is to guide those planning for their wedding on how much on the average they should budget for their marriage. Although the amount you will spend depends on what you want and the tribe/family you are marrying into. I actually budgeted N1,200,000 (1.2 million) but ended up spending close to 2million.

I got married November 2018 to my beautiful esan girlfriend of 4 years. Here is the breakdown:

Pre-wedding
1. Lab test for HIV, Genotype and pregnancy (as instructed by the church) - N5000
2. Transportation to take her to see my parents - N10,000
3. Ring 18 karat gold (engagement, and wedding rings) - N75,000 (from aboki)
4. Wedding certificate - N4000
5. Wedding seminar organized by my church - N4000

Federal Registry:
1. Affidavit for spinsterhood and bachelorhood-N2000
2. Main fee - N34,000

Traditional marriage
1. Drinks - N140,000
2. Yams - N40,000
3. Salt - N4,000
4. Bride price - N10,000
5. Make up - N20,000
6. Food - N200,000
7. Transportation - N20,000
8. Photograph - N6000
9. Canopy - N6000
10. Palmwine - N2000
11. Palm oil - N12,000
12. Native kola - N3000
13. Introduction - N12,000 (did introduction same day as traditional marriage)
I love esan marriage, they don't put hole in one's pocket

White Wedding
1. Drinks and food - N300,000
2. Reception hall - N105,000 (a Catholic church event hall)
3. Decoration - N50,000
4. DJ plus MC - N35,000
5. Guest house accommodation for my parents - N15,000
6. Souvenir 100 unit (Jotter, bag and notebooks) - N93,000
7. Photographer - N20,000 (soft copies)
8. Video coverage - (Hmmmm! Money no reach)
9. My wife's wedding gown - N35,000 (rent)
10. Me and my bestman's shirt and suit - N36,000
11. My wife's makeup and accessories - N50,000
12. Hotel room for after wedding panpangolo - N18,000 for 2 nites
13. My shoe - N2,000 (it's a long story)
14. Cake (4 steps) - N15,000 (my wife baked it if not e for pass that amount)
15. Transportation for my parents back home - N10,000

This are the little I could remember, I will update as soon as I get them. It was supposed to be a budget marriage but I spent close to N2,000,000 despite cutting off as much expenses as permitted. What was ur marriage budget? Did you stick to your budget or did some unforseen expenses prop up? Please share for the benefit of those planning theirs.

Lalasticlala
o boy eh! #2million naira. Dis amt wil buy land and build a huz for outskirts of lagos. Is wedding expenses really an investment ?? My bae na esan oh and I DNT av #200k for account to wife her not to talk of #2millionnaira. I dey fear ooooo
Christianity EtcRe: The Site Of The Burial And Resurrection Of Jesus Christ, The Tomb Is Empty by gerizzim: 9:19pm On Apr 21, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
Satan didn't know he was doing humanity a favour by crucifying Jesus. He regretted after Jesus resurrected. He wished he hadn't, because now mankind is free from his grip only if they accept the sacrifice Jesus did. This has made Satan to employ a new tactics which is to make humans reject the sacrifice of Jesus and to depend on their own effort. That's why many people think they can only make heaven if they don't sin. Instead of them to be like Abel who depended on the blood of the Lamb to get saved, they rather be like Cain who depended on his own effort.

If you don't believe in Once Saved Always Saved, then it means you dont believe what Jesus did is enough to save you once and for all. That's why you decided to add your own effort. This clearly means you are not saved but doomed like Cain.

You have rejected Jesus Christ and have chosen to make heaven by your own effort of not sinning. Let's see how far you can go with that. Just make sure you don't break a single law.
youngman,I don't get dis ur philosophy of once saved always saved.

Can u plz tell us categorically were it is clearly written in the Bible .
RomanceRe: What Causes Uncontrollable Erections And What Is The Cure Please by gerizzim: 8:24pm On Apr 18, 2019
D cause is from your mind sir. The thoughts you feed your mind with
RomanceRe: Why Gloria Patrick Canceled Her Wedding With Bernard Marshal by gerizzim: 9:18pm On Apr 16, 2019
franchasng:
I said it and I will repeat it:

Money is the number 1 problem every marriage and relationship face in this our time and generation, take it or leave it, u will realize it someday wink

After money, it is sex or inability to conceive!

So guys, in as much as they advice you to marry early, remember, time have changed, we are not in the 1980s nor 90s that you don't need:

- a TV
- a freezer
- an Air conditioner
- a fridge
- a washing machine
- a satellite TV
- a mobile phone
- internet subscription
- generator
- a mini or full flat

Etc to settle down!

Prepare financially before u approach any lady to marry u if not, you will be marrying another man's mistress as wife, its that bad!

Married ladies cheat more than in the past!

Internet and social media have opened the eyes of women!

It is not a crime to die a single man if you cannot afford marriage and run a happy home!

If you die, you won't know what's happening in the world again, so don't be fooled that if you die single your name will die, and sohuh

It is better to be financially prepared and marry at 40yrs as a guy than to be financially broke and marry early and end up not being able to cater for your family!

It is no crime not to marry as a guy, marry when you are financially ready, don't marry to please anybody and don't beg any lady to marry you unless she is very rich and generous enough to enrich you and end your financial poverty, if not, don't beg any girl to marry just because she is a fine girl, if u do that, u are an slowpoke angry angry
ur view is skewed and bent as regards having all dis gadgets u listed bfor you marry.

Of a truth,money is very important to Kip the marriage going .we all know dat money is like a visitor. It comes and it goes.

Wat if you loose ur source of income after som yrs into the marriage,dat means it is justifiable for the woman to divorce you since ur hinging d longetivity of marriage on dis ur long list of gadgets a man shud have bfor marriage.

u DNT nid to have all dis bfor u Tek dat bold step to ask a lady to marry you.

funny enough some very biutiful ladies marry an average guy dt dey like.
Grupo:
Don't use your own reality to determine how others would live their life.

Some people are not afraid of being alone.
Grupo:
Don't use your own reality to determine how others would live their life.

Some people are not afraid of being alone.
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike, The Most Romantic Governor In Nigeria (Kissing Wife Pictures) by gerizzim: 8:43pm On Apr 16, 2019
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Rivers people.....CONGRATULATIONS to una o!
Dem say na una get the most Lomantic Governor!

Orisisrisi something....... huh
you wan burst my Belle wit laf. LOMANTIC GOVERNOR. grin grin grin grin
CareerRe: Job @ 40 by gerizzim: 9:42pm On Apr 15, 2019
Olho:
Is there hope of getting a good job @ 40 with an MBA in Nigeria?
why not. Even at 45, you are still employable.
CareerRe: How Can I Build Up A Good Advocacy And Public Speaking Skill? by gerizzim: 4:24pm On Apr 14, 2019
Titugirl:
i'm a law student but i'm always shy when i have to speak in public, please i want suggestions and ideas on how one can build up a good advocacy and public speaking skill?
d hidden truth of bin a good public speaker is not rilly attending a tutorial session or master class or wateva sematic it is called.

Dos master class most tyms gives you a temporary therapy to your hunger to be a good public speaker.

A lasting solution comes from inside outside. If you want to be a very good public speaker,be a lover of books. Be a very good reader of any ND everything you can lay ur hands on.

Watching professional tv presentation too will help.in here, I will say watch more of news,talk shows and mature on-air debate ND less of Nollywood crap

Be observant too how presentation is done in seminars ,churches and events.

This will surely help you dou not making you an overnight guru in pub speaking but it's a sure ND gradual way . watsapp mi a PR officer08094943690
CareerRe: Chemistry/indurtrial Chemistry Both Graduate And Undergraduate Should Enter Here by gerizzim: 4:04pm On Apr 14, 2019
alphabbey1:
Good day ladies and gentlemen.
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Am currently an Industrial Chemistry undergraduate in The Prestigous University Of Ibadan and think we chemist need to advice each other and talk about the Job prospect. Especially the graduate, how is The Job sector? Is it promising for the upcoming ones?
.
Lets drop our opinions or inquiries
fear not young man. I wanted chemical engineering but found myself doing chemistry. I never knew were a chemist wud fit in as regards career til in my final year. TnkGod ryt nw am in d manufacturing sector representing my field. Chemistry all da way!
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Women In Their 30s Claim No Sex Till Marriage? by gerizzim: 3:05pm On Apr 14, 2019
Jeboy:
Having gone through these thread, I can see that moral decadence is at its peak. And it is also a reflection of how the society sees a guy and a woman who has had multiple body counts in the past. While one is demonised, d other is seem like a conqueror too bad.

Finally some of these guys complaining about ladies above 30 practising no sex before marriage will gladly preach same to their sisters, daughters and even nieces. This is to show that its about self satisfaction entrenshed in selfishness.

Some complaining now will sleep will d lady and not just dump her but:

1)kiss and tell
2) impregnate her and not take responsibility
3) infect her with STDs and others

And still you feel having restraints is abnormal.

If you re lady here, the right to having sex is your choice, don't let any man manipulate or coerse you into doing it in the name of marriage promise. For me, d more I have access to your body, d less I become interested because I naturally see you as being cheap (sorry if this surprise you as my orientation of sex is very revered and should only come in during real commitment such as marriage).
Odi egwu!
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Women In Their 30s Claim No Sex Till Marriage? by gerizzim: 3:03pm On Apr 14, 2019
Funny
Originalsly:
I guess because those women been giving it up after promises of marriage which never happened. Now by 30... they need to reset their profile.... in a way... ehmmm.... regain their virgin status.
As a guy... the problem is finding out if the babe is truthful..... and if you are able to say have a healthy no sex until death marriage relationship. The babe knows what she wants.... can't be mad with her.
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Women In Their 30s Claim No Sex Till Marriage? by gerizzim: 1:26pm On Apr 14, 2019
drmikeadams:
grin grin this ur comment jst weak me grin
. Funny
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Take This Banking Job Offer? Pls Come In And Advise by gerizzim: 8:34am On Apr 12, 2019
Na lappy for SIM card registration or for wc purposehuh You got my jaw bizy wit lafter
FamilyRe: When He Says I Don't Owe You Happiness. Will You Still Remain In The Marriage? by gerizzim: 9:45pm On Apr 05, 2019
Anoda tin we shud look at is wat was the offshoot from wc the man made dt statement.

Is it dat the woman hz bin mekin unreasonable demand or usually mek unrealistic request dat always wear the man out or is it dat the woman is not appreciative enough dat lead to that outburst.?
FamilyRe: When He Says I Don't Owe You Happiness. Will You Still Remain In The Marriage? by gerizzim: 9:27pm On Apr 05, 2019
D man here appears to be a blunt kinda dude and possibly more intellectually sound Dan d woman. It may be an innocent statement from the man bt was misinterpreted by the wife.

D meaning the man will give to dat sentence will be entirely different if the woman is to interpret it.
Dis sentence "Don't be a fool" will be interpreted differently by pple. The meaning you give to sometin dts wat Dt Tin means to you.

Som persons av dis Moody and depressive disposition towards life and they think life(sombdy) owes Dem happiness.

We are a separate individual bfor we attach ourself to a spouse in marriage. If you as a separate individual DNT exude happiness ,u can't get such from ur spouse even if ur spouse bcoms a comedian in the huz because of you.

if u urself DNT av ur own inbuilt happiness ,u can't get such from ur spouse.

We all shud carry our own happiness ND not be waiting for anoda person to mek us happy in marriage inclusive.
RomanceRe: Excited Bride Goes Gaga, Removes Her Wig At A Wedding by gerizzim: 7:09am On Mar 27, 2019
Is she dancing alantahuhhuh??
CrimeRe: Lesson Teacher Defiles 13-Year-Old Student In Lagos, Says She Seduced Him by gerizzim: 10:55pm On Mar 23, 2019
i feel for d man and I can relate wit dis. I was onc[b][/b]e a home tutor BK den bfor I left d profession. I agree u get tempted wen u teach a female student at home esp wen she is frndly , chaty wit u nd der is close body contact most of d tym as u do the teaching.

If ur nt cautious nd vry professional, ur testosterone may misbehave nd lead u to be doing touchy touchy wit d little gal.

In my own case,Wt put me in check was d 2 mighty ausasian dogs dey had in dia compund roaming d huz to eat strange face wen Dem see.
EducationRe: Success Adegor Video: Headmistress Suspended By Delta Government by gerizzim: 9:35pm On Mar 18, 2019
Anytime I wnt to Laf, I just open dt gal skit. Dat her line enh.

I NEVER PAY NO BE SAY I NO GO PAY. DEM GO FLOG THE CANE GO TIRE. AS DEM STUBBORN ME TOO GO TELL DEM SAY I STUBBORN.

laf no go kill me
RomanceRe: Beautiful Pre Wedding Photos Of Young Nairalanders by gerizzim: 7:55pm On Mar 17, 2019
is dis a pre-wedding picture? Or a solemn look-me-I-look you parol.
RomanceRe: How To Get Any Woman You Want by gerizzim: 6:43pm On Mar 09, 2019
Der is no straight formular to win a gal over . She is not a trophy dat u will bcom or stat acting robotic in her presence because u want her to like you. Dat is d very stat of ur failure wen u act fake. Just kip it real. Let d real you flow out wen u are with are.
U wen be gentleman, no go dey form hardman infront of her because u wan impress d small gal. And if ur a hardguy,good luck if she go end up falling for you.

A gal will agree to date you because she is seeing d real you nd not a pseudo-personality u wan put up. personality attracts but character retains.
RomanceIs It Okay To Stand As Guarantor For Your Ex-lover?? by gerizzim(op): 3:53pm On Mar 09, 2019
She broke up with me saying that we are not compatible. Few months later she got a new job and wants me to fill a form from her company and stand as her guarantor for the new job.
Am I been wicked to turn her down considering the fact that we are no longer datinghuh

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