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carefreewannabe: I wish that he becomes an animal in his next life if this is his wish.

he won't be having a second life sha.

My hubby is the last child of his mother and he is older than me. That means all his siblings are older than me so i call them what my hubby calls them.
But he has a younger step brother who happens to be me very good friend (same university, same dept, same level). I met hubby after i have know this my friend for almost 10years. It wasn't a match make. I met my hubby independently.

We call each other by our names even till when i started dating my hubby. He didn't have a problem with that. Unfortunately, after our wedding, my friend's mother (my hubby's step mother) warned me not to call her son by his name again because our school friendship or whatever we want to call it had ended and he is now my baba oko (bro-in-law). I had grant her wish (though my friend didn't like it) but our relationship was never the same again..... i had to start calling him ''brother xyz'' and he started using ''e'' for me but we just couldn't flow with it

Better than me

mamateniola1: There is this guy that comes to my office often, he asked me out before I got married and was seriously on my neck. I got married and he stopped disturbing me. Several months after, he came back saying he no fit get me out of his mind and one day he met me at the car park n told me later that I turn him on everytim n ofcourse,he knows my status! He too got married shortly after and I say thank God oh,he will be off my case. But no way. He wnt just leave me. just few days ago, he came to office n I was d only one in my ofice n he started his sermon again, how he thinks of me everytim,how he feels trapped anytime he sees me blah blah. I got very angry n in my mind was like cursing dis guy.---here I am ttc,your wife got ha bfp almost immediately yu marry her,she don put to bed now,stupid boy, let God hear my cry too '.Mtcheew. I left him there. Thank GOd it was almost closing time,I closed and left for home stil veryyyyy angry. Because, I feel he is just mocking me. If I don born, he won't be there telling me rubbish. I went to bed straight.hubby came back and wondered why I was in bed at that time, I told him straight that I am not happy. Did something happened in your office? he asked me. Didn't want to tell him my ordeal. Lollllllllll.. Next thing he went to have his bath (he knows I like his body cold against mine) used Colgate mouthwash(he knows I like the taste in his mouth) Loll, and started touching me wif his longjohn..I have never been more angrierrrr. I almost hit him!! He was like whattttt! What came over you? In my mind, I say men are all thesame lollll. One got me angry at work untop same mata, anoda is here feeling like na only his longjohn fit bring me out of the mood I was.I was still angry 2 days after. Mtcheeww. Lolll.

That got me laffing o. But if i were you, i would have embraced him plus the longjohn join together o. He just wanted to make you feel better na. May God answer you prayers and give you TWINS.

As per that other agbaya guy, don't mind him. He was just trying to try his luck one more time ni.. I have one like that still on my neck till tomorrow. mtschew. Nonsense ontop nonsense

You are more hansom

beckytunde: A man ws talkg abt women n he said and i quote"I WOULD PREFER TO BE AN ANIMAL THAN A WOMAN"...jst because he feels a woman gvs her totality to her home....pls i nid candid response frm nlanders....aw do u respond to such man?...tanx

Which is something he can/will never do abi? Well i don't blame him sha because it seems animals have more rights than women in some parts of the world......

Animals are better treated than some women in their homes...


it is not like he is comparing women to animals but he will prefer to be an animal than a woman because some animals have better lifes than some women. smh

hermesprogidy: Pros:

of sleeping with a married man?Another woman's husband??

i rest my case then


[size=20pt]May God fire the person that will sleep with my ''married man''..... [/size]

snazzylove: Babes where is da gist nah
Na so your gist dey take time
Since morning

After you don finish your hot akara alone abi? Go and fry another one and bring it here o. I should make akara this weekend o

My own father wasn't coming first initially. he said he was a very unserious student but when he repeated a class and had to be in same class with younger ones, he gave himself brain and came like 5th. But he said the 5th sweet him well well and he added more effort and moved to the first position in his class and overall till he graduated from the university. best graduating student of his department and the faculty. He has proofs. He showed us all his results.......

The man so pushed all of us(children) that even when you come first in your class, you will be afraid of showing your result at home because he will ignore the position and focus on your grades in each subject and talk shege for your head that everybody in your class must be olodo for you to have this percentage and still manage to come first. The man's own too much but it helped us sha.

egopersonified: Guy, what are u doing in a female colleague's house? How many times have u been there b4? Hope u are always together in d open in d office not behind closed doors? Are u d only one that knows where sweet akara and bread is sold? Is it becos of her u always buy supplous so she can come around u everyday? Do u intend to resign to avoid temptation? Would u live yr wife for her if given d opportunity? Can u be trusted to go on a bizness trip with her without starting a r/ship? Do u ve feeling for her? Is she d only female in yr office? Dont u know how to make male friends? Do u want yr life to go down or up? Do u want to see yr children grow up? Have u ever heard of love portion? Have u heard of a man being seduced by a woman? Do u intend to keep her as a mistress? Ati be be lo.

Is this a counter thread to this
https://www.nairaland.com/1899598/mother-wife#26237417
or what??

mamateniola1: Hey, where is everyone oh

This house is dry,haba!! Now I have a gist but all of yu should come out first

QuiverBox: So you registered this account today, just to post and tell us your husband is wicked.

Why did you not post this story of you husband with your real Moniker. Post this issue with your real moniker , then we can comment and help, after all your hubby is not here to tell us his own side of the story.

###ANYONE THAT JUST REGISTERS AN ACCOUNT ON NAIRALAND JUST TO POST A FAMILY PROBLEM , IS RESPONSIBLE FOR OVER 75% OF THE PROBLEM####

Na wa o

aisha2: What should you do?

This is a job for red pant and bra

hmmmm

When you sent the email, you should have waited for acknowledgement. when you didn't get that, you should have sent a text and then called her mobile number and if she wasn't picking, you could have dropped a voice message.

Next time, send a neighbor to help you check if the coast if clear before going into your house......

compromise84: AM DYING IN SILENT AS MY HUBBY IS FLIRTING WITH DIFFERENT WOMEN WHEREBY SOME WILL CALL AND SENDING TEXT MESSAGES TO ME, NAGGING AND BEATING ME, INSULTING MY FAMILY. MOST PAINFUL PART OF IT, GIVING WOMEN BELLY AND ABORTING THEM, RIGHT NOW ONE IS PREGNANT FOR HIM WHERE HE'S FOCUSING ALL HE'S ATTENTION TO, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

AM HIS LEGAL WIFE WITH 4 KIDS, DUE TO THIS, HE HAS INFORM ME THAT HE'S NO LONGER HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME ANYMORE, I THINK MY HUBBY IS UNDER LOVE SPELL, PLS HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As in you need help to UNCAST the LOVE SPELL or what??

Since he has informed you that he's no longer has anything to do with you anymore, maybe you should grant him his wish.....,,(saying this for lack of something else to say).

Please go and get yourself tested first.

armyofone:
Have you tried prayers and fasting on behalf of his rambling johnny?
Please do so if you haven't.
Don't forget to make sure he comes to a clean home.
Also cook his fav food all the time.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow you as you dwells in his house forevermore.

AMEN In Jesus' Name..

Sagamite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjQZNkiY7ds

I know you didn't ask me a Goddamn thing. I only asked a question on what i wasn't clear with and i don't think i insulted you with/in the question.

I can only wonder if something is not right...


shoun belede mu garri.

Sagamite: EnlightenedSoul, Zekkmixes and Sixix, is this raape or not?

Please how is it rap.e? and who is rap.ing who?

ojbanja: It’s your body’s most unique spot—and also one of its dirtiest. According to researchers at North Carolina State University, your belly button is loaded with bacteria and other microorganisms.

Researchers analyzed skin samples from 66 men and women’s belly buttons. The disgusting results: The average belly button has 67 different species of bacteria living in it, and two samples tested positive for archea, a rare single-cell organism commonly found in hot springs and deep sea vents never before found on humans. (The researchers reported that one of the samples came from a man who hadn’t showered or bathed in several years!)


2. No two belly buttons are the same.

Not only is your belly button loaded with bacteria, but the germs that live there are unique to you. “People are scrubbing their hands all the time and putting deodorant on,” says study author Rob Dunn, Ph.D., a professor at North Carolina State University. When you shake someone’s hand, you get a bit of his bacteria. “But people are less likely to mess with their belly buttons,” so your own navel shares few germs in common with anyone else, he says.

3. It’s an erogenous zone.

You might not find it sexy, but her belly button is the gateway to getting into her pants, says sexologist Yvonne Fulbright, Ph.D., Astroglide’s Health and Wellness Ambassador. “It’s a great place to test the waters in just how far south your lover is willing to let you go,” she says. Focusing on the treasure trail with nibbling and gentle pulling brings her body to life, Fulbright says. For added enhancement, trace an ice cube around her navel or cover it with whipped cream, then lick it off before moving further down.

yuck!!! Oh God

pickabeau1: where is aluta's mat

https://ak0.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/931687/preview/stock-footage-boy-lying-on-sofa-and-eating-popcorn.jpg

mr
pickabeau1 buy your own mat....
@OP- will comment later

maybe me too will write my own story tomorrow

5minsmadness: My sista the.thing TIRE me no be small. Everyday one wahala or
the other. A person can read all these problems and become depressed.


@Godmystrength I seeee u. Good evening Ma'm.

following this thread faithfully. i love happy endings. good night sir.

pickabeau1: Corrected

pickabeau1: Dayum.. the guy will have a book of memories.. how wholesome they will be is something else.. she is worworly made

But seriously that is an abuse of privilege by someone who should know better

Nope. She is wonderfully and fearfully made

DickDastardly: Did u just mention our name

Are you a cockroach

pickabeau1: As in....

even you?

crackhaus: Live and let live.

The man is clearly not considerate and it's unfortunate for a woman in this situation, but antagonizing her man by complaining and insisting on a change will most likely cause more problems...very few men if any at all want to be told what to do regarding such matters.

Okay then.

crackhaus: Nope, it's not too much.

Good. Thank you. But you know there are some men who won't take that at all. It is not even open for consideration.......

For such kind of men what do you say about them?

plaetton: Truth is bitter, but someone has to say it.

where is the truth?

SMH. That is what some MILs do to their DILs when they are unable to get pregnant as if it is not God that gives children.....