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If you must eat a frog, eat the fat one. Despite the fact that Adolf didn't contribute to humanity, at least he is remembered today as the legendary tyrant who caused the death of over 20 million n
Jews.

If dude was still alive, he will have a verified twitter account, a strong Instagram fan base, with lots of hoes running up and down like our Nigerian Ladies.

You'll be seeing news like, "Peter Okoye paid Adolf Hitlar a visit in his mansion in Germany".

The world doesn't remember cowards. You either beat the system, join the system, or you tire it down.

But you can choose to die a mediocre life, where in two generations, your name is forgotten, and the only sign you ever existed in this vast universe is a tombstone in a cemetery.

That's if they even give you a tombstone!

phelonrays:



Lol @ "Short Man"

But, Frankly; why are most short blokes always annoying and troublesome?

Had one as a friend in Sec.Sch, damn!!! dude was so annoying couple with his solipsistic take on life....

These guys are something else

You know someone who is short and troublesome, does that mean every short man is troublesome?

Dannyozs:


So a man should cut his God given beard to fit your own description/standard of masculinity or please your feminist ego?

Did I develop any standard for measuring masculinity?

Shameless op

Adonis86:
I can't just stop fantasising my boarding school experience. I started working for seniors thirty minutes later I entered the boarding school through the five years before becoming my own boss prior to the sixth year in school, no senior molested me. One was the only one that would want me in his bed, he cuddles me like a baby, but no sexual harassment or strings attached.

Ironically, I was abused severally by my classmates and age mates. No penetrations all through, but deep Romance, wanking and cumming good for them, as for me, I was scared of infection and very allergic to seminal fluids. Hence, I only touch and stimulate, but once I noticed semen, I withdraw and avoid the person.

Then, I never had a wet dream.

You indeed enjoyed it

TopDawg007:
Nigga your f**king gay...





Go Bleep yourself

If you still Bleep a pussy, don't ramble about being a redpiller or alpha whatever... You're a simp! We're all simps!

Madibah:
Your village people are really Workin hard on you

I've transcended such powers. I consider myself GOD!

You are a simp if you still crave for the body of the opposite sex.

If you still get erection watching these hoes, you're a god damn simp.

I don't care how many degree you have in redpillology, you're a fu*king simp.

Thank You!

Rahkman:
beards commands style

All I see is a man struggling to be masculine.

I wonder why most of you keep full beards, looking like these ancient Vikings.

I know the need to feel masculine can be exasperating, but appearance has to be considered also.

I prefer a clean shaved guy any day to someone with beards, trimmed or not.

When a human become a nuisance to the world, this is the ideal solution. One less modafuka to worry about.

GreatDamife:
I rarely masturbate and I hide it from my wife. This morning, she'd gone to get some stuffs and I didn't know when she got back only to be starring at me while wanking at the bathroom. I felt ashamed and disappointed. She didn't utter a word but greatly surprised. I quickly went to her and gave her a tight hug. Told her I wanted her badly but she's on red.. Had no choice than to tell her how it all started..She's quite understanding.. I'm feeling bad deep inside me regardless. Anyone with such experience?

When she's not on red, how is sex between you both? If you have been digging the hole like you're supposed to, then you have nothing to worry about.

Masturbation isn't a taboo! I've seen some couples bring in a black dude for a party, just to spice up their sex life.

Next time, instead of enjoying alone, bring your along even if she's on red. Sex doesn't always have to involve penetration.

Good luck!

Darkerberry:
Hahaha.. guess we could only smoke together virtually cos last time I was in umuaiah was in 2013.
Stay high and productive bro.

Sure boss. I prefer to smoke in the evening, just relax and watch some movies. Nothing is more enjoyable than watching a movie when stoned lol. It's paradise. Stay safe bro.

These parasitic broke hoes will never learn to be self-reliant. Even some hardcore feminists believe a guy owns them money, which is very prevalent among Nigerian girls.

If a girl doesn't have a car, a business, or she's unemployed, she have no business with me. Raise your standard guys, and limit the insult.

Dracking:
I really hate when my mom was telling me that. I always leave the TV for her whenever she says that. [b][/b]so annoying

Nigerian mothers, always comparing, but not ready to really play their part. The time mothers should use to discover the talents of their kids, they spend it looking for money.

Darkerberry:
You needed to write this post, cos marijuana has never ever done you wrong...
How would you like to smoke with me someday bro

Damn bro, it's been long I smoked with someone, covid and shit. If you're in Umuahia, it's possible

Please, do not wipe out any warning. If you love your life, fix those issues and have peace of mind. It isn't worth your life, whatever it cost to fix it.

This op is a hardcore simp whose interaction with a hoe left him restless. He couldn't handle the restlessness, irritation and hurt, hence he had to bring it to Nairaland.

Perhaps if NL guys talk trash about the girl, his already shattered ego might return.

How many guys have you paid trans for and still collect their number?

OP, please nurse your wounds and move on. Today, you are a simp. Maybe tomorrow, you wouldn't be.

dominique:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK7dlCMi_C8

The girl is a psychopath.. Too much evil!

ThisisBuhari:
please post the picture of the aircraft to buttress your point.

Source https://www.farmonline.com.au/story/3377097/aussie-sheep-flying-high/

Mandela27:
One actually said baby promise me u wont bleep another girl like this...the talk spark my brain but I lock up,didnt say a word,was just looking inside her eyes and was still digging.I finished her kpatakpata when I slowed the tempo,started sucking the right nipple and rubbing the tip of the left nipple...in no time,she came multiple times,wrapping her legs round me and holding me tight

You're obviously her intimacy gadget and you don't mind performing to the best of your abilities. In that case, I would suggest commercializing this skill of yours, the ultimate woman pleaser.

At the end of the day, you're merely an object these hungry worms used to quench their itch and satisfy their urges. Don't feel special, you're been used and dumped, just like a diido.

When you end up paying her trans and taking care if her financial needs, it becomes a bonus offer.

The female specie is powerful, and I don't underestimate them. Some religion believe she's the only creature to have faced the devil himself, making the first transaction known to man.

Whatever I do with a female is always a written contract.

If a woman is not your mother, thread with caution!

I'm not unhappy because snakes are been skilled erratically in Nigeria, what appalls me is Nairaland making it news worthy. Is that how low this forum has condescend?

We have a lot of interesting and enlightening threads begging for attention. Yet, they hardly make front page. But when it's a snake thread, it makes front page without any comment.

We keep saying that our leaders are evil, but we're our own problems. We are not even ready to improve our intellect, we'd rather make money instead.

That's why we have a lot of rich folks in Nigeria but still, the streets looks like shit. No infrastructure or development.

Our bad leaders were once kids. Parents, train your child to be a good model. We need to make Nigerian great. Shalom!

yusufu16:
Thank you so much. I have started gathering questions from google.

Great start! I'm here if you need any help.

Your best bet would be psychometric test, which you can use to determine if a potential employee pays attention to details or not.

When recruiting for entry-level positions, the best is Criteria Basic Skills Test (CBST), which evaluates attention to detail along with a number of other skills associated with job readiness and trainability.

A little google will give you an idea about the nature of the test. If it sounds complicated, you can use the services or recruitment agencies or perhaps, hire a Human Resource Manager.

Seems customer satisfaction is a top priority, and it shows you're indeed ready for business. When you win the heart of the customer, you can have anything.

I would also advise having a Public Relations Officer. He will help maintain relationship with your customers, and seek for ways to improve your brand.

I once worked as such in a Fast Food Restaurant here in Umuahia by name, Jovit. It was indeed a priceless experience.

If you ever need help or more guidance, I'm ever ready to help. Good luck Mr. Yusufu16

Call 112, that should be Nigeria's emergency number. Make a report and they will sort the issue out.

cynthia500:
yes and am about to go my mum's shop,

please stop mentioning me again if you dont have any usefull thing to say again,

take care with all your immaginary lies,

for the lord i searve shall surely expose you!

You're giving this thread too much attention. An innocent person doesn't act that way. Since he has no proof, can't you ignore him?

Imagine the replies. What a boring somebody... I blame the dude that's even chatting with such a fellow. Girl, you're boring. Gotta tell you now, in case you have no one to tell you.

losprince:
That's the thing about Fargo, I was blown away when I first watched the first two seasons. That's a recurring theme in Fargo, regular people drawn into crime and they keep doubling down until they meet their fate and get what's coming to them.

I'm currently at the third episode of season one. Lemme see how this series goes, and I'm sure I wouldn't be disappointed.

oyaskii:
sincerely S1 and S2 were some of the best crime drama tv ever that's S3 and S4 found it hard to measure up to them.

"Lorne Malvo" was my fav character from S1..This Mf was so so calm whilst been a crazed and deranged fellow.. reminded me of another relatable persona of "Anton Chigurh" from "No Country for Old men".

That dude no get joy The series worth the hype. The poster showed black dudes, and that was what discouraged me in the first place. I wasn't ready for some black nigga shit.