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sirjamesjnr:
cartoon, please.

I asked for those who may not know.

There are some great animation movies but I can't remember their names. The only thing coming to my head right now is Ice age

Wetin be anime

[quote author= post=108724052]Mindset of someone who has nothing to offer himself.
If you carry dis kind mindset enter 2022 ehn......[/quote]What if it was a honest question? He may probably have no clue and may be looking at towing this line

Bigggloadofcum:


I laugh cuz it's funny how these women expect a wild p*ick to be domesticated.

Kpokpogrigri like most other men have made a covenant with their creator that as much as strength lies in them and blood could still flow down their poles, they'd satisfy as many women who would come craving.

Men are polygamous. Women who knows this fact already have peace pro max. Those screaming woof woof are still in denial.

And forget what we say before we cum. Truth is, we don't mean 89% of those. The real truth comes after we cum. A wise man said and I quote... "anytime I cum, I come to my senses."

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you

CandyOps:
This is part of the reason why it is important to feed your groomsmen well for backstage before wedding start. So them go get energy tidy any attempted attempt by any bagga to stampede the event.

Correct niggahs. See as them airlift the fool one time

You cracked me up

Na this one make one of my guy arrange kelebe_(police) for wedding venue. Who do any how go see any how

Salliet:
PM if you have any issues with them, I'll be happy to help.

Ok boss. Once I get home i will try to run it and get back to you.
I so much appreciate your effort

hotspec:
This woman is lying. Why would a mother suddenly stop giving her baby breast milk when she's not sick or something. When did it become your duty to employ a nurse paying her 30k per month to take care of your employee's baby? How much were you paying your employee? By the time Nigerian police do you something, u will sing more than a bird. She never know she'll be charged with murder

She employed a nurse to take care of the baby for 30k and yet the baby died? This is crazy as fuq.
She aint saying the truth jare

Chimurake:
The first picture go sweet for meme

I don even talk am. Check below your comment

Tokskob2008:
Lol....

That first picture get as e be.

A meme is born

motymop:
I belive you were trained well by your own parents

Take a look at all the topic you have created on nairaland, now how did you turn out after all the tough training

Almost half of your topic are about SEX.

You want to teach another man how to train his own children when you are a disaster.

Guy you wicked o

SmartPolician:
It was #500 last December; that means in 12 months, the price has doubled. Nigeria needs a board that regulates prices because it seems people are intentionally inflating these prices. This is a country where the price of things triple overnight without consequences.

Exactly same thing I said. There is no board to regulate prices

Salliet:
See if you are missing any of these rules...

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When selecting type of document, if you have all your academic documents in one file, choose 'Transcripts'. All documents requested by your university are 'Other documents'.
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Scanning your documents into pdf files

Do not use PDF-portfolio format - the admissions system cannot read that type of document format.
Only scans of original documents will be accepted
Scan in colour - black and white scans will not be accepted.
Scan every page that has any type of writing on it, no matter what the content
All universities will have access to your documents. You only need to upload one scan of each.
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God bless you for this clear response. Make I try learn all these things you mention.
I'm not s computer geek

Justkatty:
That wasn't nice of her her, irrespective of what could have happened, she wouldn't have resulted in carrying knife or having a physical fight with her mother inlaw.....She for get mind carry knife for her own mama?
Anyways since she has apologise, please forgive her but a Stern warning should be given.

God abeg give me mother inlaw wey go take me as her daughter and I promise to cherish her.
The way my mama born me naso she too born the person I call my crown.
Desist from violence it doesn't pay.

Search no further

area74:
We thought that we had finally gotten an updated thread about Swedish admissions and student visa until the the OP was involved in copy right controversy that led to the thread being deleted.

In the hope to keep the journey alive, admission decisions have been released today 9th April, 2021 and our people can share their experiences here.

Any info on scholarship?
Tnx so much.
Pls others can weigh in with their suggestions
As for me, I received admission to my first ranked school, Umea University MSc in Accounting while other choices were automatically deleted.

Hi,
Pls my niece is applying to some Swedish uni. We are having trouble uploading some of the documents on the Swedish admission portal. I'm thinking of sending by post.
Can you suggest how to go about the above problem?

Laggafin:
Bros are u done masturbating Just go to bed with ur empty dust brain

You are a shame. No wonder we are the way we are. Your likes enjoy been beaten like slaves into submission.
I pity for the poor boy who lost his life. It could have been your kind instead.
Stewpid imp

Laggafin:
It's not entirely foolish excuse.. this Soldiers are exposed to all sorts in de country now.. who I blame is the president who has not shown the will to secure the country from marauding bandits and dia partners

Keep quiet my friend! If you don't know something, dont exonerate people. There is something called rules of engagement in the military. It spells out how you handle situations.
A single man, unarmed and you think it is boko haram?
Let me tell you what professional soldiers would do. Once they site the boy, the will bark for him to stop and raise his hands or kneel down and place both hands behind his head. They will all be at alert with guns cocked.
One of them will approach cautiously qnd proceed to search him for weapons/explosive.
He will be cuff and taken for interrogation, not tortured. As extra measure, they may comb the areas for possible threats.
This is what a professional team will do.
I interact with lots of U.S marines and Navy seals, Delta forces and other special forces. God go punish The Nigerian army including their supporters and enablers, iseeee!
Cc hopefuldubailanlord

Upworkwriter007:
just watch the video

Where is the video?

Everything from the NA should be taken with a pinch of salt

advanceDNA:
Lol....Wait... u mean you went online to fill form and book appointment to collect passport in Nigeria??
Guy did you just arrive Nigeria??
At least leave the country before you start observing protocol in another country where things work...

You want to block immigration officers from eating money?? They will never allow it.. something people are paying 50-60k for you want to escape by paying the normal fees.. it’s like you don’t know this people

You will end up paying more unless you know someone very high up the food chain...

If you want to get your passport on time... forget that 22k... go and meet them in the office... this period is hard.... you will pay up to 70k for normal or 100k for fast track.....

You mean am?
I met a long time friend recently who owns a biz center. He told me he filled online and got it after a while. Did same for another friend and his wife.
Location is Delta

basty:
Now he is Igbo Amaka, not wawa.
If you know you know.
Bloody Hypocrites.

Igbo ji ihu abụọ mara

Not everyone belong to that stereotype bro.

I have friends from that state and we vibe so well.
I don't see that bullshit*t

Analyst7:
One solid RPG would have solved Nigeria problem in that moment

Aswear! Na Wetin just dey my mind.

Where is all this bandits when you need them?

EkehPraise:
Like every well brought up young man, I'm in my early 30's and really doing fine at least I'm not begging for anything from anyone.

I set out this year to wife my girlfriend whom I had dated for 2 years but her character made me think twice so we broke up and I moved on. I have tried to make friends with matured ladies in the church I worship but it's been from one bad experience to another.

Ever since I started looking for a woman to call my wife I have been meeting different characteristics of women.
Within the space of 1 year I've met one who is a maniac, one I met at a hangout didn't hesitate to show her lazy attitude the day she came to my place to see I'm a bit comfortable, another one I met recently in church turned out to be a thief.

2021 is almost over and I'm yet to find a wife. Where do you advice I go in search for a good woman?

Wife material scarce oh!

Two facts son.

#1 you will kiss a few/plenty ugly frogs before you meet your princess

#2 no one is perfect. Just select the one you can manage

Last shot: don't compromise, don't allow anyone shame you in lowering your standards. Search, even if it will take you to the end of the world.
Out my son

sanmtiago:
Sweet at 54.. Go look our girls belle below 27 make you tell me watin you observe and them go still open mouth they tell you say them need a man where go treat them as their moribund brain fit imagine. In ‘Mosdii’s words’ “Nigerian girls are useless” and I will forever corroborate .

Who be this mosdii sef

Dollyak:
Nigerian music sound is beginning to converge. I feel like I have had this song before multiple times.

Exactly! They are all beginning to sound alike.

omoharry:
Osibanjo.If only he could be brave enough to speak the truth and not be oblivious of what is happening around him.Aside from that, he looks like a nationalist that can lead Nigeria .Atiku is another Fulani man..Pls no more Fulani and thier arrogance.He and Tinubu are too old to lead Nigeria..We are tired of leaders spending half of their time abroad treating themselves from old age related illness..

All your other points stands but osi is not weak. He is currently walking a tight rope and need to play dumb to avoid his plane crashing into one mountain or efcc hounding him to jail

Years back, he took some bold steps and the cabal was shocked to their marrow. They had to whittle down his power. I like how you think though

KiNg0G:
I dey type sense.

it take normal human being to understand.



I can bet on my balls the op didn't go there to ask politely or request for the reason why it was locked.

after the fight.

he said he still went to open the well.


that nor supposed tell you say the op get him own for body?


if you get sense You supposed weigh 2 odds

You are truly clueless. Nigeria mentality don chop Una brain. The landlady has no right to lock up her well under such flimsy excuse and if there is any reasonable reason to, she ought to inform every tenant about the proposed lockdown.
The op has a right to go find out what happened that led to a locked well and has every right to defend himself. Law wey some of Una no know they almost turn some of you guys to tyrant and beast.

Op, don't give that woman a kobo. Tell her to go to court.
I remembered when my former landlord took me to court. I was just laughing! Na even him own lawyer call me for back come dey brief me Wetin to talk for court as I refused to take a lawyer and insisted on defending my self( don't try this o). My landlord lawyer know say him client just want to oppress me but the lawyer must chop na
Before we appear for court, him go call me privately and we go harmonize our positions and he will tell me what to respond.
Las las, my landlord still call me and we settle. Court ask me how much time I need to move out.
This na person wey give me 7 days to leave before

Finally, for your peace of mind, if you can afford it, leave that compound before person die

Flexherbal:
This is painful!

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Aswear! I could feel the pain myself

GBOKASINCHA:
Toto cheap die for North especially North Central u fit knack the whole angwa dash all of them belle nobody go talk or complain dem go dey hail u senior man for street

Really, na man pikin no go try?

Lol.

The wife is the best person to ask him.

The guy obviously bleeped someone but this story is not true. I doubt the veracity of this story

Reactor

awesonjr:
So
to all nurses and medical professionals, have you ever had a
weird or ghostly encounter?
shear with me

Not a nurse but witnessed something strange the day I went to a mortuary

Tallesty1:
Nah heat dey pursue them comot from their hidings

Poultry=eggs. Snakes love eggs