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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated Vacancies 3.0 '20 by Hamachi(f): 3:52pm On Jan 02, 2020
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Cashier

Location: Lagos

Job Descriptions

A Cashier has the primary responsibility of handling customer purchasing and payments while facilitating a good interaction/relationship with the customer.
A Cashier is entrusted with the key responsibilities of complementing the customer shopping experience by evaluating the customer’s purchases, handling the customers’ payments for goods and services-while making the process as enjoyable and least stressful as possible.
Assist to achieve branch budgeted sales and target.
Daily cleaning and maintenance of the checkout stations and other front end equipment to ensure that they are kept in full working order at all times and all faults (if discovered) are to reported immediately to superiors.
Ensure checkouts equipment are kept neat and tidy at all times and spillages are cleaned up immediately.
Ensure all checkout stations ancillary devices-such as POS; scanners; price display attachments etc. are in good/working condition:
Maintain the stock and availability of checkout station's consumables such as shopping bags; thermal roll; printer roll; availability of small denominations for use as change.
Ensure products presented by customers are properly handled to the satisfaction of the customer.
Crosschecking items presented for purchase by customer to see that they are in good condition.
Scanning all the items presented for purchase by the customer.
Ensure each customer’s trolley/basket is emptied before communicating the total amount to the customer.
Process various forms of tender e.g. cash, cheques, debit card, gift vouchers presented by the customer as means of payment.
Application Closing Date
24th January, 2020.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Application to: hr.hubmart@gmail.com using the "Job title" as subject of the email.














We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Female Internal Audit Officer

Location: Lagos

Job Description / Responsibilities

Identify risks, provide controls to mitigate such risks also test the controls to ensure effectiveness.
Responsible for vetting all revenue centre (front office, restaurant and bar) bills and reconciling them with control documents - captain order.
Management of the bar section: conduct daily stock taking of all drinks in the bar to avoid losses.
Review the cash book on a daily basis to ensure occurrence, completeness and valuation of income generated such as cash, POS, transfers.
Review and be a part of the approval process for all payment vouchers of the company.
Minimum required experience

3 year(s) in a similar role.
Application Closing Date
14th January, 2020.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Application Letter and CV to: hr@desantiagomilanhotel.com clearly indicating the "Job Title" as subject of your mail.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated Vacancies 3.0 '20 by Hamachi(f): 3:40pm On Jan 02, 2020
Proportion Construction and Dredge Works Nigeria Limited is in the business of construction built on a foundation of hard work and dedication specializing in General Contracting, Construction Management, Design-Build, Consulting and Concrete. We diversify our strategy to span from Agency, Real Estate Development, Road/Rail and Bridge Construction to Dredging but we do so with a higher purpose. We maintain a commitment to integrity, collaboration, wisdom, quality, value, sustainability and safety. From coast-to-coast, we've staked our reputation on our ability to deliver on each of these and pledge to settle for nothing less.

A state-of-the-art quarry and asphalt plants in Kaduna State, Nigeria is about to open for commercial operation, vacancy therefore exist for suitably qualified applicants to fill the position below:

Job Title: Accountant

Location: Kaduna (Zaria)

Qualification and Experience

HND/BSc in Accounting
Minimum 5 years working experience is required. Preferably in the quarry industry.
Application Closing Date
10th January, 2020.

How to Apply
interested and qualified candidates should forward their applications and CV to: hr@proportionworks.com with the Job Title as the subject of the email.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated Vacancies 3.0 '20 by Hamachi(f): 3:39pm On Jan 02, 2020
An Upstream Oil and Gas company is currently recruiting suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: Personal Assistant

Location: Lagos
Job Category: Oil and Gas

Job Description

The ideal candidate will be responsible for handling a wide range of administrative, business and executive support tasks on behalf of the Managing Director and will work independently with little or no supervision.
Communicate and handle incoming and outgoing electronic and manual communications on behalf of the Director.
Work closely with Director to coordinate both personal and official business and activities
Be responsible for heavy calendar management, maintaining Director’s appointment schedule by planning and scheduling meetings.
Screening phone calls, enquires / requests, and handling them when appropriate.
Providing high quality and professional office hospitality to the Director’s visitors.
Liaising with clients, suppliers and other staff.
Prepares reports for the Director’s Office
Devising and maintaining office systems, including data management and filing.
Required Skills / Qualifications

BSc in related discipline.
At least 1 year relevant experience in similar capacity
Strong written and oral communications skills
Knowledge of Microsoft office Suite
Smart and highly industrious
Female candidate are encouraged to apply.
Application Closing Date
31st January, 2020.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: ogl.recruiter@gmail.com using the "Job Title" as subject of the email.
Romance › Re: What SLANG Did You Learn In 2019? by Hamachi(op): 3:37pm On Jan 02, 2020
grin grin
Jewessgratitude:
Some funny ones I heard here on Nairaland this year are�

Ko kan niggar
Kuku kee me
Las las you go dey alright
Ko kan aye
As e dey hot
Nothing wey musa no go see for gate
Shittihole
Wagbayi
Tacharing lol the day someone said "what is Tacharin here" �� mehnnn I laughed.
Thats all for now.
Romance › Re: This My Small Body Eeh by Hamachi(op): 3:37pm On Jan 02, 2020
Fine
Liposure:
honey, how tall are u
Romance › Re: This My Small Body Eeh by Hamachi(op): 3:36pm On Jan 02, 2020
Romance › Re: I Feel Like Walking Away But My Heart Is So Loving Her.. by Hamachi(f): 3:36pm On Jan 02, 2020
lipsrsealed
AwkaetitiBabe:
Did it even occur to u people if she used the 20k to solve a pressing problem? Or someone sent d money to her and she helped d person withdraw? Or she gave d money to family? Who will have a balance of 1500 and not seek to get money from their so-called boyfriend?
Romance › Aside Your Cell Phone, What Else Do You Press? by Hamachi(op): 3:36pm On Jan 02, 2020
Aside your cell phone, what else do you press?
Romance › Re: This My Small Body Eeh by Hamachi(op): 3:35pm On Jan 02, 2020
undecided
Lonestar124:
Clowns everywhere, they can fall for even apes, speak up to lady, they can't...

You op why did you bring this up here?

To make mockery of men or what?

Can you approach a man confidently?
Romance › This My Small Body Eeh by Hamachi(op): 9:46am On Dec 31, 2019
So today in the office, this customer came telling me that he couldn't reach me on phone during the holidays to lay a complaint regarding his account.
I told him my line wasn't available then reason he couldn't reach me, but this guy insinuated that I gave him wrong number undecided (why should I?)...

I asked him to show me the number for confirmation, and lo, I saw my number saved as "Amara my love " cheesy cheesy... I pretended I didn't see that and just told him that the number is correct. .

When he left, I couldn't hold the laughter. A guy of 1995 dating me in his head already??
This my small body eeh...

For the records, I'm way older than the guy and I prefer older men (except one of my coursemates I'm really crushing on due to his qualities cheesy)

I'm here laughing at all the people that are dating others in their head

Happy New Year
Romance › Re: To My Single Igbo Sisters by Hamachi(op): 9:45am On Dec 31, 2019
huh
pansophist:
Why target abroad men? Are the men in Nigeria not good enough ? grin

Besides, wetin the girls go offer this abroad people sef? If na dancing and ass shaking, or those thing you wrote there are contribution to you, then that is the exact reason why them single in the first place. Also, why not start suitor searching young when men are over the place for her attention?

As for me, my rule is simple. Any lady that didnt wanted me in her prime, surely do not deserve me in her decline. And hardworking abroad men understand this. Also, abroad men (western men in particular) are smarter in relationship stuff and e go hard make one girl manipulate him into marriage because she get big yansh lol.

Na for abroad feminism full, girls with mountainous ego wey look down on guys because them fine and get Instagram, and with male dating coach, including the well-hated red pill wisdom wey full social media so, abroad men smart, and if them go choose any home base girl, she go young and most likely a virgin. Last last, men don de wake up, and male victimism under marriage go come to an end. cool
Romance › Re: What SLANG Did You Learn In 2019? by Hamachi(op): 8:22pm On Dec 29, 2019
Lamanii22:
JP=Japa & marlians×7 & GBEseee×7 & audio money
lol
Romance › Re: I'm Just Saying What I've Observed Personally. by Hamachi(op): 12:51pm On Dec 24, 2019
undecided
MrBrownJay1:
you have to understand where men come from when asking such questions.... women are very skilled at taking pics at certain angles, to makes them look different than they actually are... so these men probably want to have a clear idea of what the babe look like before investing time and energy trying to get to know her
Romance › What SLANG Did You Learn In 2019? by Hamachi(op): 12:50pm On Dec 24, 2019
What SLANG did you learn in 2019?

Me: Audio Money
Family › Re: Does The Vagina Revert Back To Normal? by Hamachi(f): 12:49pm On Dec 24, 2019
gracefulygrace:
it does depends on how you manage it after childbirth...I'm a mother
Congrats
Family › Re: Single Mother Challenge. (SMC) by Hamachi(f): 12:48pm On Dec 24, 2019
Yes
gracefulygrace:
can I still post mine ?
Romance › I'm Just Saying What I've Observed Personally. by Hamachi(op): 11:13am On Dec 23, 2019
Talking about how to approach a lady..

Some Ladies do not like it when a guy says send me your full picture...

We are not goats or fowls that you would want to check out the size and weight before buying...

Sharing of pictures between aspiring friends or lovers should be something that's done voluntarily, something that's earned....

Stop sounding as if you're doing any lady a favour by becoming interested in them. Then make demands that would make them look desperate when they adhere to it..

Some guys have the mentality there are many fishes in the river, that when they make ridiculous demands and the lady refuses...they move over to the next...

Though there's no manual on how these things works...
I'm just saying what I've observed personally.
Family › Re: Some Of The Problems We Have Today In Our Marriages, Is From Our Upbringing. by Hamachi(op): 11:11am On Dec 23, 2019
Did you knw that some girls ask for money not because they need it? But because they know you will runaway and stop bothering them.
nlPoster:
Nigerian marriage is not a synonym for death.

If you believe it is, why not remain single.

I've mentioned earlier, you folks should stop this type of talk, your mouth is for you alone, not other people.

Have you given your life to Christ btw? He can heal your spirit.
Romance › Re: To My Single Igbo Sisters by Hamachi(op): 11:05am On Dec 23, 2019
Romance › Have You Ever Considered Suicide??? by Hamachi(op): 11:04am On Dec 23, 2019
Have you ever considered suicidehuh

Oh yes I have!!! Sometime in 2008. In life, we are faced with certain difficulties ranging from losing our loved ones, broken heart, poverty and more.

A glimpse of my story:

Years back, I had a complete family, full of life, love and happiness until one day, tragedy struck us. We were on transit from the village to onitsha at about past 6pm. As at 7pm, the unforgettable happened. We (myself, mum, dad and aunty) got involved in a fatal accident.

Oh it was bloody and terrible as we spent days in the hospital. Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months in my dad’s case. I troubled the doctors to discharge me so I could go see my mum and be with her, promising to show up for my check up everyday.

You would be wondering what happened next right? Well, something appalling had had happened, without me knowing..... Wait for it!!! I got home with this full excitement of going to see my mum in another hospital as different Good Samaritans moved us to different hospital. They saw us first (myself, dad, and dead aunty) and saw mum last after few hours (alive).

At night, I noticed back and forth movement, side talks which seemed funny and suspicious because everyone shuts up as soon as I appear. Little did I know they were battling on how to break the news to me about the demise of my mum. None of my siblings could do it. They used the help of a close family friend. He came to meet me in the sitting room, told me touching stories and ended with “my friend died”. I was sober and I sympathized with him and asked who is this your friend? Do I know her? Here comes the bomb That friend is mummy... your mummy!!!

Hence the suicidal attempt. I screamed, hurriedly left and picked a knife to stab myself but it was snatched from me. I was watched throughout the night. Was followed everywhere. As if that wasn’t enough, on three occasions, I stood in the middle of the road, waiting to be knocked down by a vehicle but people kept saving me, cursing me too without knowing what I was going through. I just didn’t plan for such goodbye. I am glad to be alive still. Nevertheless, I still miss my mum like mad.

Disclaimer:
The mark on my forehead is where I sustained my own injury. It spanned from my forehead to almost the back of my head. So, quit coming to my inbox to ask annoying questions like who broke your head? Who did you fight? Receive sense and don’t let me swear for you by wishing you same thing.

Would be sharing more experience as regards this story.
Romance › Resist The Urge To Call Innocent Guys Broke Or Stingy by Hamachi(op): 10:17am On Dec 23, 2019
Resist The Urge to call Innocent Guys Broke or Stingy Because they Refused to Give you Christmas Money.

You don’t Know how things are with them,
We all Had the same 365 days to save towards Christmas.

Appreciate the Ones Who Gave you Too,
No matter how little,
You didn’t work for it, It was given out of their own free will,Don’t be Entitled or go hating on people over their own money.

Don’t Turn to A Beggar Because Of Christmas or Start Pestering People to Give you money,
One Time Asking is Enough To Know if they want to give you or Not.

Merry Xmas in Advance
Family › Re: Single Mother Challenge. (SMC) by Hamachi(f): 10:16am On Dec 23, 2019
what this rubbish?
Allsingles:
Single Mums are SUPERWOMEN.
For a woman to play the role of both parents and bear the responsibility of raising a child or
children, don't joke with such a woman, because even if you die in future she can take care of ..
https://allsinglesandmarried..com/2019/11/the-untold-life-of-single-mothers.html
Romance › Re: If She Is Not Giving You Her All At The Start Of The Relationship by Hamachi(op): 10:16am On Dec 23, 2019
True tho!
WaywardSon:
undecidedswings both ways lady

Now replace "girl" with "boy" and reverse roles you'll see that nobody is fooling anybody. Las las if you approach every new relationship with shiit baggage from previous ships you have already killed it yourself.
Romance › Re: To My Single Igbo Sisters by Hamachi(op): 10:15am On Dec 23, 2019
Jeje
jackals:
Shut up Martinez, you have been brainwashed. There are many good Ladies out there who support their men. I don't know where u lot are getting women from. When I love a man, I give him full support
Romance › Re: To My Single Igbo Sisters by Hamachi(op): 3:24pm On Dec 19, 2019
grin grin grin grin
jimyjames:
A lot of Igbo's in diaspora need a wife that's 100% Igbo tradionally morally they want a wife that will teach their kids the Igbo language , not all these Igbo girls abroad that can't even speak igbo
Romance › Re: To My Single Igbo Sisters by Hamachi(op): 3:01pm On Dec 19, 2019
Says who?!
Charleys:
Igbos do not sell Aso-ebi for people to come to their marriage.
Hope you know that
Romance › If She Is Not Giving You Her All At The Start Of The Relationship by Hamachi(op): 3:00pm On Dec 19, 2019
Some women have grown not to care about pleasing a man anymore, because they've done all the caring for men in the past and they still ended up heart broken.

If she doesn't cook or clean your apartment when she comes visiting it doesn't mean she's not domesticated, she just doesn't care about doing all that to please a man anymore, because all the cooking and cleaning she did for other guys ended in the same story.

She's tired of pretending to like your family, all the other times she enslaved herself to gain love and approval from a man's family ended up in the same story. She won't bend over to make your family like her anymore, now she's just being herself, no faking, no acting. All the mother in-laws she loved in the past said nothing when their son dumped her for no reason.

She's not falling for sex anymore. She's not interested in holding hands at the mall. She is not coming over for the weekend. Meeting your friends doesn't tickle her fancy anymore. She is not buying you nothing with her money. She is not going to help you cover your bills when you are broke. She has been through a lot to let herself get fooled again with the sparks of a new romance. Right now she just wants to take her time with you, until she's sure you're not another waste of her precious time, energy and commitment.

So before you judge her by her attitude, take the time to find out why she acts the way she does.

Before you get to assuming that she doesn't love you because she's not reciprocating your affections, maybe you should find out if she needs some more time to trust that you're different from all the other guys that came before you.

IF SHE IS NOT GIVING YOU HER ALL AT THE START OF THE RELATIONSHIP, it could be that she's holding back her affections to see how much you can patiently knock on her door. Don't loose a good woman because you gave up on her first impression.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Hamachi(f): 10:00am On Dec 19, 2019
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Software Engineer

Location: Lagos

Job Description

Integrate software components into a fully functional software system
Develop software verification plans and quality assurance procedures
Document and maintain software functionality.
Troubleshoot, debug and upgrade existing systems
Deploy programs and evaluate user feedback.
Requirements

Proven work experience as a Software Engineer or Software Developer
Experience designing interactive applications.
B.Sc Degree in Computer Science, Engineering or relevant field.
Application Closing Date
22nd December, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: tijmafinnovationltd@gmail.com using the "Job Title" as subject of the mail.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancies 5.0 by Hamachi(f): 10:00am On Dec 19, 2019
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Software Engineer

Location: Lagos

Job Description

Integrate software components into a fully functional software system
Develop software verification plans and quality assurance procedures
Document and maintain software functionality.
Troubleshoot, debug and upgrade existing systems
Deploy programs and evaluate user feedback.
Requirements

Proven work experience as a Software Engineer or Software Developer
Experience designing interactive applications.
B.Sc Degree in Computer Science, Engineering or relevant field.
Application Closing Date
22nd December, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: tijmafinnovationltd@gmail.com using the "Job Title" as subject of the mail.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancies 5.0 by Hamachi(f): 9:59am On Dec 19, 2019
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Account Officer

Location: Lagos

Responsibilities

Create reports on sales and marketing campaigns
Maintain digital and physical records of invoices and contracts
Address payment issues
Identify new revenue prospects.
Requirements

Good verbal and written communication skills
Time-management abilities
B.Sc in Marketing, Business Administration or relevant field.
Application Closing Date
22nd December, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: tijmafinnovationltd@gmail.com using the "Job Title" as the subject of the ma
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancies 5.0 by Hamachi(f): 9:59am On Dec 19, 2019
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Teacher

Location: Enugu

Job Description
We are recruiting Teachers for the following Subjects:

Physics
Geography
Computer Science
Government
Civic
CRK.
Education Qualifications

Applicants should posses a minimum of NCE or OND with at least one year teaching experience.
Applicants must reside in Enugu Town.
Computer literacy will be an added advantage.
Application Closing Date
Monday, 6th January, 2020.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: recruitment@citycollege.com.ng using the course of interest as the subject of the mail.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Hamachi(f): 9:13am On Dec 19, 2019
set up your own school and pay 100k
deltateam:
Why did you accept it?

You see Abuja, PH, Lagos. Any payment less than #50k is a crime against humanity.

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