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RomanceDear Nigerian Men by Hamachi(op): 2:12pm On Nov 18, 2019
Dear Nigerian men living in Nigeria, rejoice, today I am on your side.

those guys that stay abroad are over hyped and that’s why my brother's friend is stuck in Libya.

see, do not allow pictures to deceive you, most people abroad are as broke as you are, if not worse, you are even better. the worst thing ever is to be broke away from home.

yesterday i stumbled on my brother's friend as "people you may know" suggested by facebook. i clicked on his profile and saw great pictures he posted with what seemed like expensive wears.

nice shoes.

cool wrist watches and really nice clothes in some pictures, he was counting some Libyan currency.brother's friend even opened his ears already. nice one. i called my brother to ask him when his friend left nigeria.

"3 months ago", he said. "but he was already doing well in his barbing salon, what happened?" "he sold all his equipment and traveled out. he said he needed to make it big". "well, he's looking good. i think he's doing well now than in Nigeria". it was at this moment that my brother told me the truth about his friend. he said i should not be deceived by those pictures.

According to him, his friend intended to travel to Spain through Libya but was disappointed along the way. so, he got stuck in libya and since he could not make it to Spain as he had boasted to his friends, the shame of returning home empty handed wouldn't let him travel back.

so, he stayed back in libya and started some menial jobs. currently he's working in a supermarket. he sleeps in the shop and the owner would deduct his rent from his salary. now the question is, who are you really trying to impress?

most people on this space don't even care about you genuinely. not everyone that uses the laugh reaction actually loves you. not everyone that laughs on your posts actually laughs with you. the day you'll find out about this, i hope it won't shock you. some people abroad can't even afford flight ticket back home and this is the main reason they are still held back. i know a friend who's family sold a plot of land, bought a ticket for him to come back to Nigeria and start a new life. he lived in abroad for 5 years.

some live for today and hope for tomorrow.

they believe opportunity will present itself very soon but their appearance might make you think they have heaven and earth. sometimes when i tell people i'm broke, they'll be like, you wey dey abroad? so traveling out of the country is now a poverty alleviation plan? did you even ask if his primary motive for traveling was to make money?

most nigerians believe that if you take picture abroad, then you have made it in life.

the first picture you'll post in an international scene will have hundreds of congratulations.

bros calm down, life is harder than that.

that said, there's nothing wrong in taking good pictures though.

there’s nothing wrong with admiring people abroad but making it seem they are way better than home based ones is really not a culture to propagate.

some ladies should really be careful before you date someone that will come home and become a liability to you.

as broke as i am right now, i utilize every opportunity to look good and take cool pictures.

but don't go and do mistake and think i have money oo

that said, there are rich guys over here but they barely have time to join groups
FamilyWhat's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by Hamachi(op): 1:33pm On Nov 18, 2019
What's your biggest fear about marriage?

Fear of ending up with a cute face but a dangerous and heartless soul. Men this days scare me, some are monsters.

RomanceRe: Which One Is The Major Pride Of A Woman? by Hamachi(op): 1:31pm On Nov 18, 2019
shocked
lilwetdick:
virginity

a beautiful virgin woman is prouder than a peacock
RomanceRe: Ladies Do Not Give Them Attention Sought Via Dm by Hamachi(op): 1:31pm On Nov 18, 2019
huh
tillaman:
makes a lot of sense @bolded but tell me it’s a joke how can a sane person tell some random chic you just met I love you, I find it hard to believe, I can’t even remember when last I said that to anyone! I’ll rather show the love through my actions
RomanceWhich One Is The Major Pride Of A Woman? by Hamachi(op): 3:47pm On Nov 15, 2019
Between virginity and good character
Which one is the major pride of a woman?
Remove sentiment and just hit the point.
RomanceRe: My Man Must Kneel!!! by Hamachi(op):
angry
MEGA4BILLION:
This one no enter evening newspaper. That time she will even demand proposal through phone call.
Bro.

The first way to take care of the vagina you’re sexing is to first take care of you, your penis, your body and your mouth.

As men carry bacteria. It’s natural. So it’s important to maintain regular hygiene. Clean your penis abi. Don’t just run a cloth past it, hold it and lather the homie with soap and scrubbadub. Pull that foreskin back (you really should get circumcised) & clean it up!

Sperm carries bacteria. Once in a while, pull out instead of emptying whole loads inside your girl. Too much sperm inside her vagina will cause bacteria to form in there. Practice the dismount bro Pills ain’t 100% loctite

Ever seen newborns with IUD’s in their hands? I doubt if you know that

When your balls are itchy? THAT’S YEAST FAM. Wash up. Dry up. Cool off. Your amazonian pubes don’t make you manly. Shave them off. They carry dead skin, sweat & bacteria. You want your girl to blow you?!? how, when your one pube strand is as long as her Peruvian incheshuh How sway? Shave. Trim. Manscape.. Mow it down or OFF!


On the subject of your pelvic shrubbery;
If one of them bad boys gets caught in the wetness of her cooch-magooch, the friction your penis creates during strokes will cause a tear on her lips. That tearing + your bacteria + sweat + dead skin = a nasty infection for her. If you Bleep it, fucking love it enough to keep it healthy. Keep reading you beautiful man (yeah, I think you’re beautiful cause you’re out here getting all this knowledge so you can take care of her) Take the compliment and Don’t feel a way about it. Own it & Grow up. Okay!


Not wearing the right size of boxers or underwear causes your love area to sweat.

What do you get? Say with me Lads!?!

BACTERIAAAAAA!!!!

And how do we feel about it when we go back to tweet #6huh

The Lads:

Stop fucking multiple women in the raw bro. What’s wrong with youhuh It doesn’t make you more manly sampling death like that. You’re not okay and need to cut it out. Outside aids, HIV and the many STI’s you contract going around like that, you’re ruining people’s lives broski The more women you sleep with, the more you put your girl at risk of contracting these diseases.

BUY CONDOMS & STRAP UP Cause your little egos are fragile & some of y’all will still Bleep around after this to prove your power. (Heedyat)

Messing with many women, bleeps with her PH. When Her PH balance is off, her vagina carries an off smell about it. It’s acidic and pungent. Before you start scrounging you’re stupid face in disgust, scroll back to the post before this AND STOP FUCKING OTHER WOMEN BECAUSE YOU’RE RUINING THIS GIRL’s LIFE BRO!!!

The Bleep! Do you have a primary care provider? Yeah bro! A DOCTOR!!! You don’t do you? If you do, reply with his contacts so the I will get you checked too. You need to get checked. I don’t care how clean you think you are. Book regular visits.

Annual full body checkups too. You could be carrying trichomoniasis (it’s an sti caused by a parasite homies carry) and it causes a foul-smelling vaginal discharge, genital itching and painful urination for women. Only dudes carry the parasite and it only ever reaches a woman through sexual contact.

A woman can’t get trich without a man. Before you touch her coochie, wash your hands. Scrub the homies. Get in there. SCRUB HOMIE. Out here with your greasy, scratchy, untended finger nails trying to rub on her pussy lips. No fam. Take care of your hands. SCRUB CUZ Bath everyday. Twice a day even. Piss after your Bleep her then clean your whole penis right after.

Make it a habit. Out here sleeping after you nut then waking up at 3am with a dusty penis trying to continue the round. GO WASH UP FIRST. Respect the kitty

You need to see a dentist. When last you see a dentist bro? Some y’all don’t brush your teeth after a meals or floss but brag about feasting on the pussy. Your mouth & tongue have the largest bacteria deposits ever and you’re just out here lapping her up daily! Beard ain’t clean. Bump patrol didn’t work. Flaky chin hair &I frowns looking dusty but you wanna eat and beat your chest.

Shampoo your beard. Beard balm your chin. Get Morrocan beard oils to keep your skin and your chin fluff smoother. Out here will cereal dust on your face. Before you say anything that makes you look like an idiot in front of all these women you’re trying to impress, fact check me instead of drying up her vagina with dumb remarks.

I love you and wish you spine curling orgasms my nigga.

#CumCorrect & stop embarrassing you alpha male out there
RomanceThe Question That Always Pop Up In My Mind by Hamachi(op): 2:20pm On Nov 15, 2019
Whenever I hear guys shouting
"I trained a girl in school"
"I made her who she is"
"I helped her"

The question that always pop up in my mind
Was,all the so called help' Was it for free or in exchange for Sex?

Lemme correct you today Sir
Giving a girl money while sleeping with her is what oyinbos called TRADE BY BARTER
[Exchange of sex for money]

While giving a girl or lady money without asking for sex is what we called help.

Now u know the difference right?
Step up ur game and stop wailing when she leaves you for a better man�����

Girls should i increase the volume?.



In other news
Classes that SHOULD be mandatory in high school:

- Nutrition
- Money Management
- Taxes
- How to build and keep good credit
- Establishing a job/career
- Self defense
RomanceMy Man Must Kneel!!! by Hamachi(op): 2:03pm On Nov 15, 2019
Man must kneel !!!!
Kneeling down to propose to a girl shows how "humbly"u wants her to be ur help mate.women cherishes that moment more than anything in d world.
Do you know d feelings it gives to her? do you know how happy she feels dat moment? Seeing her man go down to his knees to say "will u marry me?"...
And someone will tell me its Against African culture. Remember in olden days there was nothing like love that's y men don't kneel to propose and they marry as many wives as possible.
Did our culture not say a woman should not work,it's the man's responsibilities to provide everything a woman and her Family needs. it was the white man's culture dat made women to start working to assist her husband now.kneeling to propose doesn't show u ar a weak man, If a man can't kneel to propose to me i will not marry him,simple!!..
My man must kneel!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies Do Not Give Them Attention Sought Via Dm by Hamachi(op): 2:03pm On Nov 15, 2019
It's not thats big turn off
tillaman:
trip to Maldives ?? Send me your Ac no so I can appreciate your beauty
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Hamachi(f): 9:24am On Nov 15, 2019
dipoolowoo:
CBN Retains Rates at OMO Auction, as One-Year T-Bills Yield Falls to 10.91%
https://businesspost.ng/economy/cbn-retains-rates-at-omo-auction-as-one-year-t-bills-yield-falls-to-10-91/

Nigeria Offers 30-Year Bond at 14.80%, 5-Year at 12.75%
https://businesspost.ng/economy/nigeria-offers-30-year-bond-at-14-80-5-year-at-12-75/

Nigerian Stocks Gain 1.91% as Investors Abandon Fixed Income Market
https://businesspost.ng/economy/demand-for-nigerian-stocks-raises-index-by-1-91/
It's cool but the minimum one need to have is 20m by afriinvest
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Hamachi(f): 9:22am On Nov 15, 2019
What if I have a sister that have been in Ghana for almost say 10yrs? Can one use such person to invest in the GhT-bill and am also looking at their exchange rate to the naira
DigitalMallam:
Ghana is currently doing 19.5% for 364 days.
You can try your luck, some Nigerian bank like Ecobank, UBA and GTB has earned themselves good name in the Ghanaian market. Please note you will require a recidency permit to open an account with any bank in Ghana
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Hamachi(f): 9:20am On Nov 15, 2019
DigitalMallam:
'any business' is generic. Aside your 1st degree and nysc descaherge cert, what other skill set do you have?. On a more serious note I personally believe it will be difficult to get help this way. I mean by just jumping on a discussion. If you were my younger one, I will advise you go and mentor some people who are self employed since getting good job is almost impossible if you don't have big politician as s father. There millions of things you can learn at this age, I watch a clip of one young man that established garri processing factory in his village after service and he's doing really well, such venture is what I can assist with. As for white collarjob it's difficult securing one.
Extremely difficult.
RomanceRe: Ladies Do Not Give Them Attention Sought Via Dm by Hamachi(op): 9:16am On Nov 15, 2019
Nne, I just tire!!!!!!!!!
Pettyprincess:
*when are you coming over to my place on first visit?
God knows i hate this question with passion!!! Coming to visit for what exactly? Mtchew

send me a picture of what you look like today, asin how kwan?? For what!!??
Lol i tire o,as if my bank account balance will increase bcus of that mtchew

-video calls!
Like if you not the one subscribing for me why would you be asking for video calls? mtchew

- my night was boring I wish you were here with me
And so? How is that my business oga? grin
Guys please these stupid questions needs to stop!!! We ladies are tired!!! Try more romantic questions not all these boring questions!!!
RomanceLadies Do Not Give Them Attention Sought Via Dm by Hamachi(op): 8:25am On Nov 15, 2019
Somtochukwu Oguji
Most of the time, guys complain that we ladies do not give them attention sought via dm, however you are in the dm asking questions like *when are you coming over to my place on first visit??
Examples of conversations that put women off

On first conversation!!
I miss you alraedy?? You have not even see me!!
- send me a picture of what you look like today, asin how kwan?? For what!!??
-can you come over to my place? Hell no I won’t

-video calls!!
-did you dream of me last night?? Hunku we just spoke for the first time!!
-I love you!! On first chat!!!
-how was your night, mine was boring without you??cmon
-send me your account details, many people may not know, but this is a great turn off!! What are you trying to prove??
-do you stay alone or with your parents, wrong questions on first chat!
- baby girl you are too fine, do you have a bf??
- my night was boring I wish you were here with me !! Y’all need to stop!

And soo on.........

Many atimes we tend to give more attention to guys who engage in constructive and reasonable conversation via the dm and who at first do proper introduction and also expects that you return the favor, you can aswell pick up a very interesting topic, maybe something you have seen me post or on my bio, we talk about it, from our conversation and my opinion, you as a person can see the kind of person I am and my level of reasoning and communication!
Feel free to add yours!!
Feel free to add yours....
RomanceRe: Act Like A Man In Love! by Hamachi(op): 8:21am On Nov 15, 2019
Whya re you a man
uthlaw:
And you will also be paying bills!
RomanceRe: Why Africans Do Not Like To Settle Down With Single Mothers by Hamachi(f): 4:42pm On Nov 14, 2019
This is hogwash.

It's ridiculous. I wonder what you use your head for, bro.

Is Wizkid not single? Is Davido not Single? Olamide? etc, are they not single rich fathers?
Tallesty1:
Linda couldn't marry when she doesn't have a child e come be now that she is a single mom. Genevieve is a single mom and she is single with all her wealth and achievements, Tiwa too and the best she could get with all her money is fvcking a boy.


Guy, you're just trying to blackmail other guys without making sense.

Apart from the fact that most single mothers(who aren't unfortunate widows) are promiscuous, there are a million and one other reasons to stay away from them.


But before I go down to one or maybe two of these reason, I will like to point out something to some of you. You especially.


Single mothers should stop this always failing attempt to blackmail men to marry them.
For every single mother out there, there's at least 20 ladies that have not had a child who are still single.

If your being single is a result of having a child then explain these other ladies who are also single even though they have never had a child? You go online to claim that being a single parent is bliss and the only way and then come offline to wail that you can't find a husband? Who takes such an unstable person serious.

You make it seem like they're single because they're single mothers but truth is they're single because they have issues just like other single ladies out there. Women generally have issues, matter of fact, anything that has tire, engine or boobs have issues but boobs that have fed a child have complicated issues.


Now down to the reasons.

Which you have not experienced.


Women have undying love for things that give them pain.

High heels give them pain but they wear it anyways. Skimpy dresses makes them uncomfortable, but they can't do without it. You see them cling to shitholes that treat them like trash and then make you their best friend so you can console them when they are treated like thrash. It's illogical to us but they seem to understand it.

A lot of the guys that put these ladies in the family way are assholes so your woman, because of this their inexplicable love for things that give them pain will once in a while go back to this guy.

Women who suffered terribly in the hands of an ex lover see their child as a consolation price. For this reason, this child will come first before the one she will have for you.

I know you don't understand this because you've not experienced anything like that.



Picture this family.


A single father married a single mother.

By your logic, they're birds of the same feather and similar experience so they are going make a one happy family.

But that's not the case.

The union produced a kid but these kid was starved of her parents love. The father gives 70% of his love to the other child and the mother gives 90% of her love to the other child. The child they have together manage whatever is left.


Single mothers of today cling on the child without any reasonable source of income, so the moment you marry them, the child becomes your responsibility.

So before you jump on marrying a single lady just to prove a useless point, answer this question.


How will you feel seeing your wife give most of her love and attention to a kid she had for another man and you helped her to raise while your own kids get just whatever is left of her love? If you are okay with it then please by all means, marry a single mother and leave us to our choice.

I can't do it and neither you nor any single mom can blackmail me to do it.

And finally, blaming everything that happens in Africa on religion is becoming very lame.


Please note that all single mothers are not the same. There are many many good single mothers who are just unfortunate with men but finding a wife is difficult and I am not going to make it more difficult by including single mothers.
RomanceThe Juju Girls Are Real. by Hamachi(op): 4:05pm On Nov 14, 2019
AJMorgan™
@ajeromorgan

The Juju Girls.

It's been said that "we don't know what we don't know". And that's true. But it's also true that if we do the ones we know, we'll be far safer than most.

The Juju Girls are real. But here are 3 ways to put them on snooze.

1/Spiritual: The steps of a good man are orders by God. A "good" man is not necessarily a perfect man. There areno perfect men. A "good man" is one that gives God a place in his heart...no matter how dirty his heart is. He needs helps. He has the Helper. His steps will be guided.

2/ Physical: Greed shuts down reasoning. Atleast now you know why the Oyibos fall for the Yahoos. You can't "have" everything you want. If you see women as "point & kill" because you've got cash in the bank, you'll soon eat poison. One partner can be enough at any given time.

3/ Mental: There's an African proverbs that says "what we seek is what we find". All that glitters is not gold & everything in skirt can't be yours. Be smart & truthful to yourself so you don't die before your time. When searching for love, be moved by your brain, not your penis
RomanceRe: Surprised That People So Much Despise "Honesty" In This Generation. by Hamachi(op): 2:38pm On Nov 14, 2019
hmmmmmmmmmmm
writefreely:
There are still human beings with morals everywhere else in the world, don't let a lazy demented youth fool you.
RomanceThere Are Different Kinda People by Hamachi(op): 12:42pm On Nov 14, 2019
There are different kinda people

Boom when you think you have met the right one they suddenly start acting up. Most of us are scared to pass through the path of heart break again. Most of us are young but has wounds that can never heal in our heart. I have dated a guy that's same genotype with me(As).
I asked about his genotype and he was like he doesn't know But he is AA. I realized very late that he is As. It really hurt tho that both of you ain't suppose to be with each other. I have dated a guy I never knew is married

When we met his story was heart breaking and touching and I fell
Haqhaqhaqhaq. It was on Facebook I found out that he has been married for two years

That's was painful. I even tried the having sex on the first day hahaha

Because like it's said "game way go cut go still cut"

But that one cut the first day

And a friend said to me
"There is nothing like relationship/love"

"Most people are just Bleep mate and they think they are dating"

Perhaps the lady is in a relationship whole by herself

Please if you are not ready for anything serious don't start it

Because you don't know who's heart and affection you are playing with.
CelebritiesRe: Bankulli To D'banj: “You Do Drugs, You Have Done So Much Evil To Many” by Hamachi(f): 12:40pm On Nov 14, 2019
grin
Waste energy... just at the pick of your own prime you still use your hand to destroy it... who is bankuli asking for a friend?
CelebritiesRe: Bankulli To D'banj: “You Do Drugs, You Have Done So Much Evil To Many” by Hamachi(f): 12:37pm On Nov 14, 2019
grin
RomanceSurprised That People So Much Despise "Honesty" In This Generation. by Hamachi(op): 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2019
Last week, I read severally on this platform that it is wrong for a girl to tell a guy that she has a boyfriend or she is in a relationship, as long as she is not married. I'm actually surprised that people so much despise "Honesty" in this generation.
If you approach a lady, and she sincerely reveals her relationship status, it is left for you to determine weather or not the presence of another guy can dissuade you from the qualities you see in her.

You're only permitted not to pest any lady in marriage.
If a guy is in her life as per relationship, appreciate her sincerity and move on, or prove to her that you're a better person or the right person. I am bemused that some guys are shaming a girl, who claims to be in a relationship at 27years, and I want to categorically state that there is nothing wrong if a lady is unmarried at 30years. "Its better to marry late, than marry wrong"only the wise will hint you on this.

There are so many situations where a man proposed to as girl, who is still sleeping with the " boyfriend " that you don't know because you didn't care about the truth.

Our aim in this life is to be happy, married or single. Marriage is therefore not compulsory, you're shaming a girl for being 30years and unmarried when will you start shaming a man for being 40-45years and still unmarried and jobless.
Or a man who in early 30years impregnate and subsequently marry a lady when he has nothing reasonable doing.

A good marriage is divinely ordained, a bad marriage is the fastest route to death and hell.

Pray you don't meet an insincere lady/partner from the beginning, least you're destined for doom already.

May God help us in this generation
RomanceRe: How My Surprised Romance Put Me In Trouble! by Hamachi(op): 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2019
ok
sweetonugbu:
Next time wear blue
RomanceRe: How My Surprised Romance Put Me In Trouble! by Hamachi(op): 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2019
wink
sweetonugbu:
Funny joke, you try
RomanceRe: Act Like A Man In Love! by Hamachi(op): 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2019
undecided
IamPlato:
Why Did one Of Your Breast Shift Go Up and One Shift Go Downhuh
RomanceRe: Act Like A Man In Love! by Hamachi(op): 12:32pm On Nov 14, 2019
wink
cerpvad:
I like the concluding part. Returning home to meet dinner on the table and a wet pussy waiting on the bed are the core of my target relationship. . Yummy. grin
RomanceHow My Surprised Romance Put Me In Trouble! by Hamachi(op): 1:17pm On Nov 13, 2019
HOW MY SURPRISED ROMANCE PUT ME IN TROUBLE!

This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.

At times, they will kiss to the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.

Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.

I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.

I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the center of the rug carpet.

I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.

I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.

'Chimmmooo!!!!! So you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.

Before i could say jack, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain.

'Uju i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed.

I was chasing Uju with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.

Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.

On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them..

Now, my wifes family and i, have gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from a Pastor.

See the way my surprise romance have landed me in trouble.

Good morning my neighbours... May God bless all our hustles today.... Amen
RomanceRe: Act Like A Man In Love! by Hamachi(op): 1:16pm On Nov 13, 2019
wink
ABCthings:
Well done ma. smiley smiley smiley grin
RomanceRe: Why Do You Think Companies Ask For Your Social Media Handles? by Hamachi(op): 1:16pm On Nov 13, 2019
hmmmmmmmmm
pcguru1:
They dont call me pcguru for nothing, fake email , unavailable number cool
RomanceRe: Why Are You On This Forum? by Hamachi(op): 1:14pm On Nov 13, 2019
grin grin grin grin
tobby20:
This your stupid eBook that's ambiguous
RomanceAct Like A Man In Love! by Hamachi(op): 9:41am On Nov 12, 2019
Alot of my chats with the guys in my DM stopped at the woman duties vs man duties in a relationship and I'm happy I didn't waste my time liking what I do not like.

A particular guy asked me if I loved men who knew how to cook.

My response was, "asking if I love men who cook is the same as asking if I love men who take their baths by themselves. Every grown human should be able to take care of themselves."

He wasn't comfortable with my response.
According to him and basically ninety percent of the men folk, "cooking is specifically a woman's chore".

That's where my chats with him ended. No time and strength for argument there, but let me clear the air here.

First of all, I hate a relationship where roles and duties are spelt out. We're in love and I expect that our thoughts, words and actions would be love led. Love doesn't have boundaries or limitations or roles specific to a gender! What is good for the goose, is good for the gander.

Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't cook for you or do your laundry or every other domestic chore. All I'm saying is, don't expect that I should because it is my duty!

I love you, that's why I do them!
I enjoy catering to a man I'm in love with.
I enjoy fussing about every little detail about his life.

But then, I want you to do those things for me too, you know. Fuss about me too!
I want to feel the same way you feel when you come home from work to see a clean home and dinner on the table. And of course, a wet pussy.

Don't tell me what a man should or shouldn't do.
Act like a man in love!

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