Hamachi's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Hamachi's Profile › Hamachi's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 (of 144 pages)
Dear Nigerian men living in Nigeria, rejoice, today I am on your side. those guys that stay abroad are over hyped and that’s why my brother's friend is stuck in Libya. see, do not allow pictures to deceive you, most people abroad are as broke as you are, if not worse, you are even better. the worst thing ever is to be broke away from home. yesterday i stumbled on my brother's friend as "people you may know" suggested by facebook. i clicked on his profile and saw great pictures he posted with what seemed like expensive wears. nice shoes. cool wrist watches and really nice clothes in some pictures, he was counting some Libyan currency.brother's friend even opened his ears already. nice one. i called my brother to ask him when his friend left nigeria. "3 months ago", he said. "but he was already doing well in his barbing salon, what happened?" "he sold all his equipment and traveled out. he said he needed to make it big". "well, he's looking good. i think he's doing well now than in Nigeria". it was at this moment that my brother told me the truth about his friend. he said i should not be deceived by those pictures. According to him, his friend intended to travel to Spain through Libya but was disappointed along the way. so, he got stuck in libya and since he could not make it to Spain as he had boasted to his friends, the shame of returning home empty handed wouldn't let him travel back. so, he stayed back in libya and started some menial jobs. currently he's working in a supermarket. he sleeps in the shop and the owner would deduct his rent from his salary. now the question is, who are you really trying to impress? most people on this space don't even care about you genuinely. not everyone that uses the laugh reaction actually loves you. not everyone that laughs on your posts actually laughs with you. the day you'll find out about this, i hope it won't shock you. some people abroad can't even afford flight ticket back home and this is the main reason they are still held back. i know a friend who's family sold a plot of land, bought a ticket for him to come back to Nigeria and start a new life. he lived in abroad for 5 years. some live for today and hope for tomorrow. they believe opportunity will present itself very soon but their appearance might make you think they have heaven and earth. sometimes when i tell people i'm broke, they'll be like, you wey dey abroad? so traveling out of the country is now a poverty alleviation plan? did you even ask if his primary motive for traveling was to make money? most nigerians believe that if you take picture abroad, then you have made it in life. the first picture you'll post in an international scene will have hundreds of congratulations. bros calm down, life is harder than that. that said, there's nothing wrong in taking good pictures though. there’s nothing wrong with admiring people abroad but making it seem they are way better than home based ones is really not a culture to propagate. some ladies should really be careful before you date someone that will come home and become a liability to you. as broke as i am right now, i utilize every opportunity to look good and take cool pictures. but don't go and do mistake and think i have money oo that said, there are rich guys over here but they barely have time to join groups |
What's your biggest fear about marriage? Fear of ending up with a cute face but a dangerous and heartless soul. Men this days scare me, some are monsters.
|
lilwetdick: |
![]() tillaman: |
Between virginity and good character Which one is the major pride of a woman? Remove sentiment and just hit the point. |
![]() MEGA4BILLION:Bro. The first way to take care of the vagina you’re sexing is to first take care of you, your penis, your body and your mouth. As men carry bacteria. It’s natural. So it’s important to maintain regular hygiene. Clean your penis abi. Don’t just run a cloth past it, hold it and lather the homie with soap and scrubbadub. Pull that foreskin back (you really should get circumcised) & clean it up! Sperm carries bacteria. Once in a while, pull out instead of emptying whole loads inside your girl. Too much sperm inside her vagina will cause bacteria to form in there. Practice the dismount bro Pills ain’t 100% loctite Ever seen newborns with IUD’s in their hands? I doubt if you know that When your balls are itchy? THAT’S YEAST FAM. Wash up. Dry up. Cool off. Your amazonian pubes don’t make you manly. Shave them off. They carry dead skin, sweat & bacteria. You want your girl to blow you?!? how, when your one pube strand is as long as her Peruvian inches How sway? Shave. Trim. Manscape.. Mow it down or OFF!On the subject of your pelvic shrubbery; If one of them bad boys gets caught in the wetness of her cooch-magooch, the friction your penis creates during strokes will cause a tear on her lips. That tearing + your bacteria + sweat + dead skin = a nasty infection for her. If you Bleep it, fucking love it enough to keep it healthy. Keep reading you beautiful man (yeah, I think you’re beautiful cause you’re out here getting all this knowledge so you can take care of her) Take the compliment and Don’t feel a way about it. Own it & Grow up. Okay! Not wearing the right size of boxers or underwear causes your love area to sweat. What do you get? Say with me Lads!?! BACTERIAAAAAA!!!! And how do we feel about it when we go back to tweet #6 ![]() The Lads: Stop fucking multiple women in the raw bro. What’s wrong with you It doesn’t make you more manly sampling death like that. You’re not okay and need to cut it out. Outside aids, HIV and the many STI’s you contract going around like that, you’re ruining people’s lives broski The more women you sleep with, the more you put your girl at risk of contracting these diseases.BUY CONDOMS & STRAP UP Cause your little egos are fragile & some of y’all will still Bleep around after this to prove your power. (Heedyat) Messing with many women, bleeps with her PH. When Her PH balance is off, her vagina carries an off smell about it. It’s acidic and pungent. Before you start scrounging you’re stupid face in disgust, scroll back to the post before this AND STOP FUCKING OTHER WOMEN BECAUSE YOU’RE RUINING THIS GIRL’s LIFE BRO!!! The Bleep! Do you have a primary care provider? Yeah bro! A DOCTOR!!! You don’t do you? If you do, reply with his contacts so the I will get you checked too. You need to get checked. I don’t care how clean you think you are. Book regular visits. Annual full body checkups too. You could be carrying trichomoniasis (it’s an sti caused by a parasite homies carry) and it causes a foul-smelling vaginal discharge, genital itching and painful urination for women. Only dudes carry the parasite and it only ever reaches a woman through sexual contact. A woman can’t get trich without a man. Before you touch her coochie, wash your hands. Scrub the homies. Get in there. SCRUB HOMIE. Out here with your greasy, scratchy, untended finger nails trying to rub on her pussy lips. No fam. Take care of your hands. SCRUB CUZ Bath everyday. Twice a day even. Piss after your Bleep her then clean your whole penis right after. Make it a habit. Out here sleeping after you nut then waking up at 3am with a dusty penis trying to continue the round. GO WASH UP FIRST. Respect the kitty You need to see a dentist. When last you see a dentist bro? Some y’all don’t brush your teeth after a meals or floss but brag about feasting on the pussy. Your mouth & tongue have the largest bacteria deposits ever and you’re just out here lapping her up daily! Beard ain’t clean. Bump patrol didn’t work. Flaky chin hair &I frowns looking dusty but you wanna eat and beat your chest. Shampoo your beard. Beard balm your chin. Get Morrocan beard oils to keep your skin and your chin fluff smoother. Out here will cereal dust on your face. Before you say anything that makes you look like an idiot in front of all these women you’re trying to impress, fact check me instead of drying up her vagina with dumb remarks. I love you and wish you spine curling orgasms my nigga. #CumCorrect & stop embarrassing you alpha male out there |
Whenever I hear guys shouting "I trained a girl in school" "I made her who she is" "I helped her" The question that always pop up in my mind Was,all the so called help' Was it for free or in exchange for Sex? Lemme correct you today Sir Giving a girl money while sleeping with her is what oyinbos called TRADE BY BARTER [Exchange of sex for money] While giving a girl or lady money without asking for sex is what we called help. Now u know the difference right? Step up ur game and stop wailing when she leaves you for a better man����� Girls should i increase the volume?. In other news Classes that SHOULD be mandatory in high school: - Nutrition - Money Management - Taxes - How to build and keep good credit - Establishing a job/career - Self defense |
Man must kneel !!!! Kneeling down to propose to a girl shows how "humbly"u wants her to be ur help mate.women cherishes that moment more than anything in d world. Do you know d feelings it gives to her? do you know how happy she feels dat moment? Seeing her man go down to his knees to say "will u marry me?"... And someone will tell me its Against African culture. Remember in olden days there was nothing like love that's y men don't kneel to propose and they marry as many wives as possible. Did our culture not say a woman should not work,it's the man's responsibilities to provide everything a woman and her Family needs. it was the white man's culture dat made women to start working to assist her husband now.kneeling to propose doesn't show u ar a weak man, If a man can't kneel to propose to me i will not marry him,simple!!.. My man must kneel!!! |
It's not thats big turn off tillaman: |
dipoolowoo:It's cool but the minimum one need to have is 20m by afriinvest |
What if I have a sister that have been in Ghana for almost say 10yrs? Can one use such person to invest in the GhT-bill and am also looking at their exchange rate to the naira DigitalMallam: |
DigitalMallam:Extremely difficult. |
Nne, I just tire!!!!!!!!! Pettyprincess: |
Somtochukwu Oguji Most of the time, guys complain that we ladies do not give them attention sought via dm, however you are in the dm asking questions like *when are you coming over to my place on first visit?? Examples of conversations that put women off On first conversation!! I miss you alraedy?? You have not even see me!! - send me a picture of what you look like today, asin how kwan?? For what!!?? -can you come over to my place? Hell no I won’t -video calls!! -did you dream of me last night?? Hunku we just spoke for the first time!! -I love you!! On first chat!!! -how was your night, mine was boring without you??cmon -send me your account details, many people may not know, but this is a great turn off!! What are you trying to prove?? -do you stay alone or with your parents, wrong questions on first chat! - baby girl you are too fine, do you have a bf?? - my night was boring I wish you were here with me !! Y’all need to stop! And soo on......... Many atimes we tend to give more attention to guys who engage in constructive and reasonable conversation via the dm and who at first do proper introduction and also expects that you return the favor, you can aswell pick up a very interesting topic, maybe something you have seen me post or on my bio, we talk about it, from our conversation and my opinion, you as a person can see the kind of person I am and my level of reasoning and communication! Feel free to add yours!! Feel free to add yours.... |
Whya re you a man uthlaw: |
This is hogwash. It's ridiculous. I wonder what you use your head for, bro. Is Wizkid not single? Is Davido not Single? Olamide? etc, are they not single rich fathers? Tallesty1: |
AJMorgan™ @ajeromorgan The Juju Girls. It's been said that "we don't know what we don't know". And that's true. But it's also true that if we do the ones we know, we'll be far safer than most. The Juju Girls are real. But here are 3 ways to put them on snooze. 1/Spiritual: The steps of a good man are orders by God. A "good" man is not necessarily a perfect man. There areno perfect men. A "good man" is one that gives God a place in his heart...no matter how dirty his heart is. He needs helps. He has the Helper. His steps will be guided. 2/ Physical: Greed shuts down reasoning. Atleast now you know why the Oyibos fall for the Yahoos. You can't "have" everything you want. If you see women as "point & kill" because you've got cash in the bank, you'll soon eat poison. One partner can be enough at any given time. 3/ Mental: There's an African proverbs that says "what we seek is what we find". All that glitters is not gold & everything in skirt can't be yours. Be smart & truthful to yourself so you don't die before your time. When searching for love, be moved by your brain, not your penis |
hmmmmmmmmmmm writefreely: |
There are different kinda people Boom when you think you have met the right one they suddenly start acting up. Most of us are scared to pass through the path of heart break again. Most of us are young but has wounds that can never heal in our heart. I have dated a guy that's same genotype with me(As). I asked about his genotype and he was like he doesn't know But he is AA. I realized very late that he is As. It really hurt tho that both of you ain't suppose to be with each other. I have dated a guy I never knew is married When we met his story was heart breaking and touching and I fell Haqhaqhaqhaq. It was on Facebook I found out that he has been married for two years That's was painful. I even tried the having sex on the first day hahaha Because like it's said "game way go cut go still cut" But that one cut the first day And a friend said to me "There is nothing like relationship/love" "Most people are just Bleep mate and they think they are dating" Perhaps the lady is in a relationship whole by herself Please if you are not ready for anything serious don't start it Because you don't know who's heart and affection you are playing with. |
![]() Waste energy... just at the pick of your own prime you still use your hand to destroy it... who is bankuli asking for a friend? |
![]() |
Last week, I read severally on this platform that it is wrong for a girl to tell a guy that she has a boyfriend or she is in a relationship, as long as she is not married. I'm actually surprised that people so much despise "Honesty" in this generation. If you approach a lady, and she sincerely reveals her relationship status, it is left for you to determine weather or not the presence of another guy can dissuade you from the qualities you see in her. You're only permitted not to pest any lady in marriage. If a guy is in her life as per relationship, appreciate her sincerity and move on, or prove to her that you're a better person or the right person. I am bemused that some guys are shaming a girl, who claims to be in a relationship at 27years, and I want to categorically state that there is nothing wrong if a lady is unmarried at 30years. "Its better to marry late, than marry wrong"only the wise will hint you on this. There are so many situations where a man proposed to as girl, who is still sleeping with the " boyfriend " that you don't know because you didn't care about the truth. Our aim in this life is to be happy, married or single. Marriage is therefore not compulsory, you're shaming a girl for being 30years and unmarried when will you start shaming a man for being 40-45years and still unmarried and jobless. Or a man who in early 30years impregnate and subsequently marry a lady when he has nothing reasonable doing. A good marriage is divinely ordained, a bad marriage is the fastest route to death and hell. Pray you don't meet an insincere lady/partner from the beginning, least you're destined for doom already. May God help us in this generation |
ok sweetonugbu: |
![]() sweetonugbu: |
![]() IamPlato: |
![]() cerpvad: |
HOW MY SURPRISED ROMANCE PUT ME IN TROUBLE! This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road. At times, they will kiss to the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves. Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us. I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom. I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the center of the rug carpet. I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment. I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red. 'Chimmmooo!!!!! So you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted. Before i could say jack, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain. 'Uju i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed. I was chasing Uju with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know. Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them. On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them.. Now, my wifes family and i, have gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from a Pastor. See the way my surprise romance have landed me in trouble. Good morning my neighbours... May God bless all our hustles today.... Amen |
![]() ABCthings: |
hmmmmmmmmm pcguru1: |
Alot of my chats with the guys in my DM stopped at the woman duties vs man duties in a relationship and I'm happy I didn't waste my time liking what I do not like. A particular guy asked me if I loved men who knew how to cook. My response was, "asking if I love men who cook is the same as asking if I love men who take their baths by themselves. Every grown human should be able to take care of themselves." He wasn't comfortable with my response. According to him and basically ninety percent of the men folk, "cooking is specifically a woman's chore". That's where my chats with him ended. No time and strength for argument there, but let me clear the air here. First of all, I hate a relationship where roles and duties are spelt out. We're in love and I expect that our thoughts, words and actions would be love led. Love doesn't have boundaries or limitations or roles specific to a gender! What is good for the goose, is good for the gander. Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't cook for you or do your laundry or every other domestic chore. All I'm saying is, don't expect that I should because it is my duty! I love you, that's why I do them! I enjoy catering to a man I'm in love with. I enjoy fussing about every little detail about his life. But then, I want you to do those things for me too, you know. Fuss about me too! I want to feel the same way you feel when you come home from work to see a clean home and dinner on the table. And of course, a wet pussy. Don't tell me what a man should or shouldn't do. Act like a man in love! |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 (of 144 pages)





