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buzugee: i stay strapped Chief. although sometimes i drop my weapon but very few times. most times i am strapped. let me give you a few taster of what is to come. 'democracy' is one of the mark of the beast and the beast forces nations to recieve that mark and if you dont recieve the mark you cant buy or sell ( sanctions and embargos are placed on you, like you have in iran and cuba )

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Democrazy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

That's the in thing now.............

America wanting every nation to embrace democrazy,..........................

And infact the demo is really going crazy.......

Lol............

satan has a short period of time......

He's doing all he can to get so many customers$$$$......

buzugee: yezzurrrrrrr and if you dont have the mark of the beast you cant buy or sell on an international level, or you cant get too far ahead succesfully on a personal level. its all sorts of breakdowns that will shock you when i get through with it. WE IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST DUDE. WE BEHIND ENEMY LINES

Lol.......

We realy behind enemy lines bro.......

Hope u got ya spiritual ak 47 ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol

buzugee: oh yeah we going to have fun breaking down revelation mi compadre monsieur Ijawkid . lots of people in this section have the mark of the beast but i will rather not mention names for fear of reprisals you know the mark of the beast is a trifactor. LIFESTYLE-POLITICS-RELIGION. and then after that we have the IMAGE OF THE BEAST. so we break down the mark of the beast under those 4 categories.

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

False religion,worlds politics and d worlds merchants..........

Exactly bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We gon do it man............

Ubenedictus: learn please the word translated for hell in Jesus case is 'hades' or 'shoel'. It does not mean hell fire, it mean a place where the saints rested before the death of christ. The words used for the true hell fire are usually 'gehena' lake of fire etc

What is d lake of fire my brother


A literal burning furnace or what??


Shuld we go to revelations??

Some1 can't cme Ùp here and talk about hell as if he knew what he was saÝin.................


Jesus went to hell I'm happy u knw that......................

Wahala dey o

buzugee: am afraid you are right in one respect but wrong in the other. the mark of the beast on your forehead and hand means your thoughts ( forehead ) and deeds ( hands ), and not a physical chip that is implanted. it means acting and thinking like the beast, which a lot of people already are without knowing it but thats another topic. i see a lot of people on NL with the mark of the beast on their forehead.

Hahahahahahahah....

Buzugee u no go kill me with laugh.......

Like who and who has d mark here on nairaland


But d truth is many think that the 666 mark is gonna be a literal visible tattooed mark on peoples head and hands..............

U actually explained it right......

We are rili gonna have a good time breaking bread with d book of revelations.......

But we go still argue small ooo...

Lol

logicboy: Kai! See my life......Ijawkid, I don turn devil for your eye?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha............

See ur coconut head.......

Try withdraw back small to agnostism abeg then from there I go come visit you for ya house......

Lol

musKeeto: Not atheist but agnostic. Not been able to tell my parents, don't think it would serve any purpose for now.
For me, moving to India and seeing a lot of similarities between Hinduism and Christianity, the way it's exploited, and God's apparent indifference to its exploitation, I gave up on religion, but not the 'GOD' idea.

Sorry bro...........

Thank God u still believe there is Creator(God)....

Abeg no join logicboy....

Lol

italo: The Immaculate Conception is quite different from The Virgin Conception!

What is the immaculate conception?

emöfine2: @OP the answer to your question is simply no. Yes, many believers accord the authority governing their belief by the same title - “God” - but all these entities and various interpretations called “God” are not of the same personality neither are they in harmony with each other i.e. Muslims do not adhere to the trinity although the authority they address and submit to has the same title as the Christian “God”.
Religious people believe in a "God" not necessarily the same "God".
It’s similar to the word “Dad”. Children have different dads but address their fathers with the same general title although they and their fathers recognize who is being called. These fathers although playing the same role - "D[/i]ad" - have different personalities and more importantly different children.
However even [i]some believers of the same belief system adhere to different interpretations of “God”.

U forget that ur illustration refutes d trinity teaching u just talked about.............


@ least d muslims serve 1 God................

Many christians worship 3 persons and claim they are 1 @ d same time...........


Like 3 dads making 1 dad............all equal in strength and abilities.............

How possible is that?

Even till now in christianity we dnt know who is our God...........

@goshen.........its a title........

Like I said just as god is a title...........

Satan is d God and ruler of this world right now as we speak...........

But soon he'll be no more


Ofcus Jesus isn't satan or america or babylon...............

The title ""morning star"" is d issue here.............


Titles can apply to many individuals or persons but it doesn't mean those persons are d same or have d same power.......

It just means that person plays that role........


For example...........

Jesus is called an ""apostle""""""

So also he's disciples too were ""apostles"

Doesn't mean Jesus and his disciples are equals ,or that Jesus is his disciples......

it sim¶ly means they all fit into that title since they are all servants of Yahweh..........


D in thing here is rulership.......

Which Jesus will carry out after satan is no more

callydon: Bros it doesn't mind what name U call it. One thing is clear; SINNERS WILL BE PUNISHED IN A PLACE OF FIRE. Whether U call it hell,hell fire,lake of fire or woteva...

It doesn't mind what name I call it??

Realy?

It might surprise u to know that Jesus went to hell and stayed for 3days..................


Define what hell means my bro and let's get on with it.................

You can't just mention d word hell and think its final............

Let§ analyze and see what it is............

Like I said earlier there is also d lake of fire and it will surprise u to actually knw what it is ........

I believe u already know

The psalmist asked d same question.......

But YahwÉh showed him that d opulencÉ of the unbeliever are temporary just like d morning dew........

Contentment is all what a christian needs......

Abrahams blessings were nt even wealth but that he was a freind of God........
And thru him even christians are being blessed...........

Goshen360: Do you have biblical prove to the above statement? That if one doesn't "pay" tithe, one pays it to Pharaoh? And besides, there is nothing like "pay" tithe, it WAS give, gave or bring.

Lol.......

Good point......

I wonder why they always wanna pay instead of giving........

So that pastor go drive jet.......

italo: What do you need?

A pair of glasses, or an English teacher?

Answer me naaa

I asked u questions..........

Is peter d rock or Jesus

The word morning star is simply a title......

A title that applies both to Jesus and d angels and who ever is reffered to @ isaiah chapter 14 vs 12.............


@goshen..........

Its just a title.............

Just as d word God is a title...............

Buzugee might sound a lil vague with his expressions but I think he's correct.......

Jesus himself says he is the morning star.....
Revelation 2:27 $ 28

Jesus as Yahwehs king designate will crush all other kingdoms or governments and he will rule over d earth...............
Daniel 2:44

italo: Matt 16: 18 And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. 19 I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.”

It does seem like The Church can take you (of course, with your 'co-operation') to heaven...and also shut you out of heaven (if you don't co-operate), according to Jesus' words.

"THE CHURCH" he built on Peter the rock.

So whose d rock??

Jesus said he is d rock...........

And now peter tooo.............


Mayb a 2nity rock is in action.........

What do u tink?

I sabi find trouble o

Lol

Mayb peter is a demi rock,..........

Or mayb he isn't d rock @ all

callydon: i dn't normally comment on
such issues as dis but i hate it wen people use wrong premise to come to a fallacious conclusion. The catholics believe dat man is made UP of d body, spirit, soul n mind. I believe no church is PERFECT n ur church won't take u to heaven,its only a means of attaining heaven.Having said dat,am nt going to criticise any church, but d ONLY thing I can't get abt d WITNESSES is there believe dat there's no HELL,wen d evidence of hell is scattered throughout d new testament.
I Rest My Case.

What is hell?

Do u mean hell fire??
Lake of fire??

Or what??

Because there r many............

There might be purgatory toO

garyarnold: NO ONE, absolutely NO ONE pays the Biblical tithe today.

THE FIRST TITHE
Leviticus 27:30-33 defines this tithe as a tenth of crops and animals in herds and flocks.
Numbers 18 gives the ordinances, or instructions, for this tithe, and commands this tithe be taken to the Levites.
Purpose of this tithe: to support the Levitical Priesthood.

SECOND TITHE
Deuteronomy 14:22-27: aka The Festival Tithe - a tenth of crops, plus add to that the firstborn animals, and take for the yearly feast.
Purpose of this tithe: “that thou mayest learn to fear the LORD thy God always”

THIRD TITHE
Deuteronomy 14:28-29: aka The Three-Year Tithe aka The Poor Tithe - a tenth of crops, kept at home, and invite the Levites, widows, orphans, stranger to eat.
Purpose of this tithe: to feed the poor.

Now, tell me. Which of the above three tithes commanded by God does anyone follow today?

The ONLY people in the Old Testament that were commanded to tithe were those who INHERITED THE PROMISED LAND WITH EVERYTHING ON IT. They got the land, house, animals, crops, etc. ALL FREE AND CLEAR. No mortgage payment or rent to pay. And THEY were commanded to tithe on the crops and animals and take it to the Levites who INHERITED the tithe INSTEAD OF the promised land with everything on it. No one else tithed. Wage earners did not tithe. Jesus did not tithe as a carpenter. Paul did not tithe as a tent maker. Peter did not tithe as a fisherman.

When God gave the Israelites the promised land, He RESERVED, for Himself, a tenth of the crops and every tenth animal. They NEVER did belong to the Israelites. In other words, the tithe was from God's increase of FOOD, not from man's income. It was a way to distribute FOOD to the Levites and priests who did NOT inherit any land.

No one, not even the farmers, tithed on their income.

The farmers made their income by SELLING and/or barter-exchanging their crops and animals but did NOT tithe on that income.

Today, ALL born-again believers are priests. ALL of us are called to be deciples of the Lord. No one of us is higher than another. Our bodies are the Temple where the Spirit dwells. According to the scriptures, priests do not tithe.

Anyone who "claims" to pay the tithe today is following man's traditions, not God's Word.

Anyone following Malachi 3 must think they are an Old Testament Jew. Malachi 3:7 (KJV) “Even from the days of your fathers ye are gone away from mine ORDINANCES, and have not kept them. Return unto me, and I will return unto you, saith the LORD of hosts. But ye said, Wherein shall we return?”

ORDINANCES NAILED TO THE CROSS:
Colossians 2:14 (KJV) “Blotting out the handwriting of ORDINANCES that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;”

ONE OF THE WORST CRIMES OF ALL TIME:
1 - It is done by pastors who are trusted to be honest and right, and done in the name of Jesus.
2 - It is legal only because the government (in the US) can't interfere with religious beliefs, and the pastor only need claim he is teaching his beliefs.
3 - It has spread world-wide and this crime has more victims than any other that I know of.
4 - Those who have been scammed almost always take sides with the scammer.
5 - It's a crime where the victim thinks he/she is the beneficiary, not the victim.
6 - The crime is so carefully crafted and executed that the victim falls for the same scam every week, week after week, month after month, year after year, and never even questions the scammer.
7 - The crime is so carefully crafted and executed that most church goers will yell AMEN!
8 - The crime is so carefully crafted and executed that most church goers believe their pastor is the best pastor around. Their pastor really knows the truth. They trust and believe everything he says.
9 - The crime is so carefully crafted and executed that the victims convince others to join in and be a victim like they are, all the time thinking they are the beneficiary.
10 - The crime is so carefully crafted and executed that the victim thinks they are robbing God if they don't comply with the scam.
11 - The crime is so carefully crafted and executed it is very difficult to convince the victim that they have been a victim.

The crime? Pastors teaching that God requires Christians to tithe to the church. With tithing, the victim is so ignorant of the truth, they have no clue they've been a victim. And if and when the tithing scam victims realize they are victims, there is really nothing they can do about it. The scammer keeps the money.

Clap!clap!!clapping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well articulated write up.............

Tithing is d greatest scam of all time in modern christianity ............

That is why d pastors will keep buying jets,driving limozines,phantoms and building business ventures............

OLAADEGBU: You mean that I should allow sleeping dogs lie, no?

Lol.......

Yes ooooo......

OLAADEGBU: Do you believe that the "Church" here does not mean the RCC?

Na trouble u wan find so o....

Lol

Pastor Kun: The mammon god and the spirit of deceit is still very active through it's agents on NL. I wonder how many of the billionaires we have in Nigeria applied the so called teachings listed by the OP. Bunch of braid dead loosers.

To our greatest surprise its d ogboni men that are d richest........

I wonder when and how money and fortune started becoming commensurate to Gods blessings.....

thehomer: Which spirit? Why doesn't Oyedepo use this spirit to fly around the world rather than buying several jets? I hope you wake up soon from your delusions.

Hahahahahaha......

Nairaland go kill me for laugh......

I'll never leave nairaland......

maclatunji: You guys should get on Twitter to read the funny responses this has generated.

Please what's d twitter link??

let me laugh

Nigeria is insane.....
.
Thieves all over d ¶lace........

From president to d least local government councillor.......

Shitty nation!

@logic boy.........

Would u vote for a proffessed christian or a muslim

buzugee: LOL i know the feeling. hey if yall want to do a revelation breakdown like open a thread where we breakdown all 'revelation', in the future i am game. it is easy to breakdown if you are current with 1-world history, 2-world politics, 3-the knowledge of the old testament and 4-some new testament knowledge. you need all 4 knowledge

If I had my laptop I wuld have loved that...........

To do that with my phone will drive me nots.....
Lol

ea7: buzugee doll, if the jews were black, why would that be an issue. It makes itt seem like their skin turned dark because of famine. Think about it.

Lol........

They got seriously tanned from sun light

Lmao...........

@logicboy......the guy carry invisible gun to rob...........

With all this blessings and nigeria is not like dubai..........................


Mayb. Its time d government use our crude to pay tithe so that 1 day our crude below will be doubled.............

Funny enough its only d dady GO'§ account that gets quadripuled.........

logicboy: Answer the question.

I won't neither wuld I vote for a christian or a muslim.

@ least u'll vote..............

buzugee: b4 the kjv came there were no translations. the words was in the original lashawan quadash hebrew manuscript and the new testament in greek. those are the original. and the original translation without an agenda is the kjv, simply because king james was a black man. he had no hidden or ulterior motives

Lol

I hear you......................


I read all translations my bro to get d full sense of everything........


The apocrypha u like talking about are they also part of the KJV