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ubunja:
so why do you validate on one post and tear down on another post?

I am getting bored already.

You can write a post calling me a loser and get cheers from your loyalists if that gives you closure and satisfaction. I know I am that special. But I'm out.

ubunja:
To ubunja when forced to admit truth:




To Funmisticqueen when you wanted to affirm your support of the sisterhood:


lmfao
So which shows you true view?
And they contradict. Don't say they don't.

And still what i said doesn't show any contradiction. You are just trying to validate your write ups by dissecting responses and opposition's right?(at least funmisticqueen helped us see that angle).

Don't worry you don't need to put too much effort doing that. Your boys like patheos will still be loyal to you, no matter what. Have no fear.

But you can enjoy getting a rush going through my convos

ubunja:
why are you contradicting yourself?

Not at all.

Read our conversations more carefully and get the point. Don't be in a hurry to respond.

There is nothing so mysterious about women that men need a book of rules to unravel them. I still stand by that.

And no matter what you write, a woman cannot be completely decoded. Simple!

What else did I say that seems to be giving you hbp?

ubunja:
don't dodge.

WHY ARE YOU ZIG ZAGGING?

come directly with an answer.

Answer to what question?

ubunja:
just see how you're zig zagging back and forth.

In one text my writings "are good" ,the next text "they don't work".

Hey Patheos you see why I never take these losers' word for it...

Read to understand and not to attack. But what do I know...maybe that's one characteristic of an alpha male on nairaland.

daddytime:
Very smart girl for not lumping us all together...kudos

Your boyfriend/girlfriend are scums and a good fit for each other, simply move on...

Nairaland guys should learn from this rather than lumping every girl together and saying "girls are useless...goldiggers..."

I still lick milk. If not that I don't like the taste of baby milk, I would have been finishing my baby's milk. But when I visit my sisters, I hide the baby milk and cerelac...their own is worse.

Eating from the pot is a norm. Sometimes,I cook in a small pot and put the pot in a tray and dig in

But the urine thing...I never did that even as a child...inside which house?

johnkey:
Not probably, all of em, it's not something new. I know a lot of lekki big girls that are high class prostitutes, that's what Instagram is for. if only people can see what's going on behind Instagram curtain's depression will reduce cause most people working hard keep wondering what they are doing wrong when they see a young girl with no known source of income posting g-wagons and first class flights.

I swear!!
Many girls are killing themselves from thinking too much because of what they see on Instagram.

This stuff is sick. I googled it and I am still in shock.

I like stretch marks on a guys shoulders and around the arms.

Slight bow legs(I don't like straight legs)

ibkayee:
Guys wth natural bags under their eyes

Strange

I agree. Growth is necessary. Just being Miss Pepeye is not enough

funmisticqueen:
its so sad. I have evolved in the past one year. But you are still the same bitter misogynist you were last year.
In one year, i broke up with a broke playboy. Did some soul searching. Leveled up. Dated the man of my dreams, nearly married him. Lost him to death. Finished a phase in my career, travelled, found fulfilment, found my life's purpose, received insight into how people communicate and so many other things.

What can you say you accomplished in one year apart from recycling the same content after a year long ban.
But I will maintain what I said last year, you can never understand women. Just like we can never understand men. But although your tactics work on some, infact majority of the ladies, it will never work for the elusive few everyone wants cos they are an enigma. These miseducation threads only work on broken women.

This will be the last time I will reply any miseducation thread, tired of being considerate to a narcissist.

To all the ladies out there if Ubunja ever tells or begs you to reply on his threads through any medium e.g whatsapp. Pls ignore him, infact block him cos he needs your views to put you down and seem important.
SAY NO TO BEING NARCISSISTIC SUPPLY

Cc ImaIma1

Unraveling women doesn't even take all these rules and principles. These rules are mainly to bed a woman and it doesn't work for a lot, even the not so smart ones.

I, for one developed the ability to see through people...guy or girl from the first meeting so much that my males friends would want me to meet their girlfriends before they get serious not to talk of one guy that would come and act sly and coy around me and try to get into my head.

I don't even have the time and the patience for mind games. If some of these alpha males had met me when I was unmarried, I would have brought them to their knees effortlessly and rendered their miseducations useless.

Here they are getting their schooling from the miseducations...lol.

Well you know what they say.."in the land of the blind, a one eyed man is king".

Fortunately, I have not had any social chat with any Nairalander...

Patheos:
Finally

The second bolded sounds like a motherfucking sign of approval, bravo!

Meaning you, patheos don't need to read it to approach a lady. It is common sense

ubunja:
listen to you trying to flip the script. Lol.
FYI in the early days of the Miseducations ladies used to boast we wouldn't figure them out. A year down the line after we have done just that tge tune changes to "women were never complicated". Just see how Funmisticqueen has done just that:


Feb 2018:



Feb 2019: (10 Miseducations later)



Just see the change from "you'll never figure women out" to "these writings only get you sex" looool I laugh till I pee myself when I read such things.


.just like you, busy trying to get the Miseducations to stop being about women. Lmfao. No ways. We are not changing focus.

Deal with it.

It is beginning to seem like a competition. And I have never had any reason to see it that way.

The truth is that even your writeups do not completely unravel a woman. There are still areas you won't be able to reach. But you are still doing a good job.

However, what you write is something any smart guy should be able to do already. As I said, it is not rocket science

JeffSiberstein:
My girl told me that the only way she can have closure with some of her old boyfriends that still keep in touch with her is to sleep with them. Is she nuts? Why would a woman say this?

Then why are you still with her?

oteneaaron:
So we should be dancing and make merry??

Have you been to Kotoka International Airport in Ghana??

Please let's stop celebrating mediocrity.

Something that is supposed to be basic

Adasun:
so what was dat thing he said and u think it's wrong?




Ubunja is bae.

You could check from our conversation and decipher.

He is bae to those that do not know that approaching a woman is not rocket science which requires laid down rules or principles but just common sense.

sacajawea:
Mumu Be saying i know right instead of you to help yourself And Stop being Obsessed over Stupid Stuffs Take a Leaf From the original Post. Sorry dear

I know you are only a maturing boy with a phone. So you can go ahead and keep displaying your childishness. I understand.

Come up with activities that make both of spend time together. Go out to the movies, plan a picnic, take her for functions, etc. But I don't think it is something that just started now. Were you guys close while dating?

Vacationland? It's ok

OrestesDante:



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on this matter,
Ah no get talk with you abeg...

Na her family people be corpses...

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Hmmm

ubunja:
in a section called Romance Section Women and Sex will be the most important things. If in your head they are not, then you are looking for bread in a butchery.

you are in the wrong place
Let's not drag out a discussion that even a grade 5 pupil can get it over with in 1 min

Meaning you are in grade four?

Ubunja!! You don't always have to be right all the time. You don't hold monopoly of "rightness". Free your mind

xpac01:
Bro no insult intended but are you so jobless and lonely that you crave you wife's attention that much You should even be happy that you married a wife that can relate so that much with your family.

Did he marry her for his sister or for himself? And what is wrong with a man wanting his wife's attention? Forget all that macho thing that some guys form. A good husband would want to spend time with his wife more than she spends with other people.

We might think the women are foolish for settling for such an arrangement. But I think more foolishness lies with the man for getting himself into a marriage with two women and hoping to live a long life in peace.

OrestesDante:




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∆ Stop feeling fuçking important...

Those males you have around you as family, acquaintance and friends are walking dead....



An oyster shell feeling overly important....??

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But there is a lot of truth in what she said. Guys here are acting like they arr obsessed with us even if they try to hide behind the guise of constant complaints and bashing.

It is getting really old and boring...like "what's new?"

UyaiIncomparabl:
What's with the incessant complaints going on about 'girls' these days? We are a really tough species o!

Every threads I've read on recent times are always like 'my girlfriend just dumped me', my girlfriend and her family ate all my money, my girlfriend is manipulative, my girlfriend said I'll be poor forever, my girlfriend is disrespectful, my girlfriend wouldn't suck my d*ck, my girlfriend made me cry all night, my girlfriend's pussy stinks.

Aren't you guys tired of whining? I'm starting to think that these actions are done just for fun and knowingly, just to bash the women folks. I'll start writing derogatory topics about guys too. Guys are just walking dead corpses (especially the ones on Nairaland).

No they are not. It is their favourite pastime.

sacajawea:
Crazy Psychotic Girl! That's the Only thing you saw there?
Damn This bitch is Crazy!

I know, right.

ubunja:
But none of those things are about the MEANING OF LIFE. they are about MEN & WOMEN, so lighten up.

YOU need to lighten up and expand the horizon of your thinking to accommodate other things that matter

ubunja:
if I was in Business Section or Religious Section I would.

But Romance Section would be for women and sex. If it bothers you maybe you're in the wrong section.

Romance section is not all about women and sex. It is about relationships, connections, love, etc.

Life and issues about life would fit more into this section than in Business or Religion as you mentioned.

I am sure you don't expect everyone to agree with your writeups. So you should be open to criticisms.

What are the things you want to do?

ubunja:
so what is life about?

Why not explore it and start a series on it? It is deeper than wooing and conquering women.

Why?