₦airaland Forum

Promzy99:
Who can guess dis correctly Nairaland Academicians Over to you.

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This is a good academic exercise to give insight into the minds of the people on nairaland.

Someone saw an equation that involves + and x, but solved + and +. Guess what? Many people liked the answer And you wonder why Nigeria is where it is

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ahnie:
I have this beautiful chubby neighbor that's from my husband extraction (Igbo)
Babe is hard working, business oriented and an avid hustler.

But she's dating a chubby fuvk boy,a failed yahoo lazy lout that even in the next 50yrs I do not see him ever picking.

He's killing and bringing down my neighbors business and sucking her dry and she doesn't seemed to noticed.

She's always crying of bn broke everytime....and it's damn pissing me off like fvck.

On his birthday she baked cakes for him,printed his name on mugs, towels, got him clothes and even travelled to visit him,left her business and stayed days with him before coming back.

It's irking me because he's a bad market and to me he doesn't have a bright future,he's not working,he has no handiwork and no skills
He's just a rotund whale sucking her youthfulness and finances.

Let's assume he has a skill or he's learning a trade it's another thing, at least we would all assume that he's productive and her supporting him wouldn't be futile,but this one.... nothing nothing.

On her birthday he didn't even posted her pictures or got her a pin,he said he doesn't have data...just negodu the nonsense and he still demanded money from her....to me the guy is just miserably useless.

He's now proposing marriage to her,and he visited her some days ago na she use her money run everything from feeding down to blood test.

I have not met him before,but immediately I saw him....my spirit no conform with his at all...he's not only a liability,but also a robust reaper.

Now my neighbor is asking me what I think of him.....I told her outrightly that I don't like him,that he's going to be a liability to her in the future....person nor fit take care of her as girlfriend,how e go take care of her as wife.....I m one hundred percent sure,she's the one that's going to pay her prideprice, pay for the wedding and feed herself.

She's trying to convince me to like him....but this isoko woman ain't capping that shiit.

I just detest fvck lazy boiz.

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I hope you are not planning to snatch the man from him because you seem to know a lot about the relationship even though you are just a neighbor.

I smell envy.

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It is almost idiotic for anyone not to cash out from Tinubu. He is the kind of steady client that folks like Slawomir pray for on a daily basis.

The last decision is on election day as seen in Anambra and Osun States.

Did anyone arrest Portable?
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You can't renew rent after moving into an apartment? Blame the landlord.

It ain't got nothing to do with bad economy.

Customs seize the contraband you imported? Blame enemies or uncles in the village.

Refurbished "salvaged" vehicles developed fault? Blame enemies of progress.

Problems are mostly inwards. Search for it and fix it. Stop blaming imaginary enemies.
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It serves Nigerians right. Any hungry opportunist seeking for call closer to the national cake will use them and dump them. Deji Adeyanju turned from a critic and political activist to a sycophant overnight. He is now in bed with APC just like FFK.

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Majesty2:
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https://dailypost.ng/2022/12/08/2023-why-im-yet-to-join-apc-campaign-yahaya-bello-to-tinubus-son-seyi/

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The final and the underground opponents to Tinubu are in the Presidency. Their lukewarm attitude to his ambition is very telling. Osibanjo has finally grown to be his own man that his generation will be proud of unlike the slowpoke that went stark naked to the beach for Tinubu.

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For some of you babies in Nigerian politics, below is Late Pa Adedibu (popular known as the Strong man of Ibadan politics). He was the godfather of SW politics until mid 2000s. His death created room for Bola Tinubu who copied his political scripts and has been using it in Lagos.

When Pa Adedibu was alive, only his sons, acolytes, goons and in-laws occupied all the Federal positions unchallenged until he passed away. Just the same way Tinubu put all his goons, acolytes and wife in Federal positions. After his death, his powerful political structures were dismantled never to be heard of again. Where are his sons and in-laws today? Political oblivion!

Only small children or people who are ignorant of Nigerian politics will not understand the origin of Tinubu's style of politics. Tinubu could not hold a candle in the presence of Pa Adedibu--the only man that defied President Obasanjo.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21V0SFY5bD4



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All the insults supposedly hauled at Tinubu by all the TV stations are mild when juxtaposed to the insults on Tinubu/Buhari by this same FFK when he was frolicking with PDP.

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The people must take charge of their own security if they intend to live. Calling on the military or police has shown to be ineffective.

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Some people are just funny. Some think that there is a particular qualification that can give a guaranteed job. You still need to go through the process of adaption before whipping that degree you so much cherish to get a job. So someone with a degree in aircraft engineering will just approach an airline and they will create an opening for him even when they are not looking?

Dedicate the first three years abroad to getting your feet wet before landing a dream job. Newcomers tend to blow their progress out of proportion. That brother sending money back home as a professional in his field may be a security guard doing night shift somewhere while searching for a better job.

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Kollins11:
Seeing them in canteen is even better.

Come club na, you go see as married men plenty for there. Even as late as 1am they are still boozing down some Shayoo with we the single guys in the club.

On Friday here, one married man literally told me his wife is a big problem in his house, that he wish he could be sleeping in the club everyday of his life. He said his wife can't cook, she's always nagging, she's very troublesome, she report him to different kinds of people.

Many married men has found rest in club. Men are really going through a lot in the hands of these daughters of jezebel.

The woman wey go tamper with my peace of mind is yet to be born. Them never born her papa well. She dey Mad?

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They are numbing their minds for the battle at home.

If IVD's wife didn't die, people wouldn't have known that he was in a toxic marriage.

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Why not convince people on why they should vote Atiku who usurped the turn of Southerners.

How does attacking Kenneth Okonkwo have positive influence on the voters?

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thorpido:
For them to have arrested him means he is likely to be culpable.
Why would he get himself into all these kinds of underhand deals in the first place?

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Are you for real? So you think all the quasi-freedom fighters who later aligned with APC are in it for humanity? They know that Nigerians are unnecessarily emotional. They use them to climb the social ladder and once on top, kick the ladder away to start enjoying with the oppressors.

Look at Segalink, FFK and Deji. Cave ne sedes.

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When many Nigerians agree on one thing, there is a huge problem. That's why they had been able to elect excellent leaders. Of course logic is not their forte.

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I look at Nigerians sometimes and just smile. It is a tragicomedy indeed! Nigerians complained that in the 8 years of Buhari's "junta", he failed to address issues of national importance. He never addressed Nigerians during national crisis as expected of a President as noted during covid pandemic, Lekki gate massacre, Boko Haram slaughters, just to mention a few.

Fast-forward to 2022, staring them in the face is another arrogant and fragile old man who cares less as to address the public. He is busy playing cat and mouse with the public and when opportunity presents itself, he bombards the public with gaffes typical of a senile old man. The most disturbing part? Some people are cheering him on.

My advice remains the same. If you can, find ways to get a passport of a developed nation that way when push comes to shove, one may need to japa as most intelligent ones have done and leave the urchins to enjoy their hardship in peace. I am actually expecting Tinubu to have more supporters that he currently enjoys because black people irrespective of class are known to self-sabotage. If in doubt, name one progressive black nation in the whole world that can stand shoulder to shoulder with their white counterparts. Self-hatred is real.

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I guess it is ok when the insults only come from Tinubu. It must be unidirectional to be effective. Sorry! Nobody has monopoly of insolences.

Perhaps every insult hauled at urchins automatically comes from LP supporters. . See grown folks reasoning like Tinubu just because of brown envelopes.

It is very easy. All one has to do is open fake Twitter accounts dedicated to insults. In that case, even Ogunlesi will be classified as OBIDIENT while tweeting under false moniker.

February is almost here so that this madness can stop and Nigerians can revert to their usual suffering. It may seem that the campaigns are distracting them from their pains.

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I wonder how many overnight weekly vigils they organize in US, UK, Canada, Japan, Germany, France, China, Russia.
It may seem that the volume of prayers have direct correlation with poverty. The more prayerful a nation, the poorer they become. Why? Because huge manpower hours are wasted chasing the tails. When citizens of developed nations are pulling double or alternate shifts, Nigerians are wasting their productive periods in houses of worship/extortion shouting "I receive", "I tap", and other affirmation statements that amount to nothing but delusion.

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Image123:
On the other way, if anything, i think we should be afraid that the West will do everything not to have him in power. i hope not but his case seems to remind me of the Abiola case in a sense. This is someone in a long time that can speak to their face, do what he says he will do and nothing will happen from opposition. He is cabal himself if you know what i mean.

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You are still falling for the White Knight Shenanigan.

Simple question: If Robert Greene got Power figured out, how come he is not the most powerful man in the world?
Stop falling for antics of sleazy, fast-talking, snake oil salesmen masquerading as gurus.

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Goldbw122:
I see that now, I have tried different strategy and I watch some YouTube video and I have not seen one millioniare there that said that he trade futures successfully and make it, no one, so some months ago I bag "lblock" on mexc, right now is nothing but one day it will be on a high level, on thing I have seen spot do in is that your money will not disappear if you don't sell, if you hold, but for futures when it is gone it is gone that is one said thing about it and the leverage part is just so bad..

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Comrade, in spot time the of baging coins is very important on spot, when is the right time to buy, I really want to try this spot because it is the one that seems like a real investment right now, future are for expert, that is just their world, not mine .

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Futures are better than spot.
First, you must arm yourself with the expiration dates.
Then with the right strategy based strictly on the expiration date, you should be able to turn profit while sleeping better at night.
However, you must have a lot of Capital and Margin to be messing with Futures in the first place. I will advise you go into Crude oil Futures (CL) instead of Crypto.

Crypto overall is in bad shape right now with the contagion effect of FTX, Aladema Research. There is no confidence in the market as it seems more of a Ponzi scheme than its intended purposes. Billions of dollars are currently trapped globally and nobody seems to know how to go about it. The whole landscape is littered with fraud.

My advice is for everyone to thread and trade carefully. The bottom may give in anytime.

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How many people walking around in Nigeria are really alive?

The most stupid thing to do is to get into a physical fight with anyone in this Buhari regime.

Ask the fighter the last time he did a complete physical check, he will return a blank stare.

High BP and stress are chewing away many people undetected.


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Isn't it sad that campaigns are the only thing exciting that happened in Nigeria in the last 4 years?

If they elect the wrong candidate, everyone goes back to another 4 years of wailing, regrets and gnashing of teeth till 2027.

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Ye shall know the truth. And the truth shall set you free.

Can Nigerians handle the truth?

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wirinet:
The religion was imported from Rome and not Israel. Israel rejected Jesus, remember?

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I still cannot wrap my head around the concepts of Jesus or Mohammed or shrines.

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donsheddy1:
Anyone know how cashapp works?

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CashApp is P2P money transfer system within US. I am not sure they will do international money transfer.

NB: Just know that Nigeria is a bad keyword in the international financial circle.

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EcoBrick:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/12/idolatry-is-fastest-growing-religion-in-anambra-soludo/

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There is always religious oppression in Nigeria.

Muslims vs Christians.
Christians vs Traditional religion.

And within Christianity, Catholics vs Anglicans vs Pentecostal vs Orisiri them.

Each group only cries out when they are victims. Should the churches or mosques be destroyed if a Christian or Muslim turns out to be a criminal? I don't think any particular religion can be tied to criminality alone. A criminal is a criminal and must be exterminated.

I thought Soludo claimed to be using made in Anambra goods only. How come he is still latching unto a fable imported from Israel?
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buhariguy:
you want him to have the interview in uncontrolled environment where children like you will come to insult.
Obi.diot

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Each one to his own. You can continue to lick Tinubu's wrinkled balls for all I care.

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How come journalists have detailed information about ISWAP and Boko Haram ( including their lifestyles and locations) but NPF, DSS, the military don't? The Northerners should continue deceiving themselves.

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Parachoko:
If you're in Tinubus position, will you hold an interview with a bias moderator like Oseni?

Some of una just love wailing for wailing sake

A BBC programme is a control programme, while that of Arise TV is not a control programme

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BBC is controlled because it is not being aired live. Got that? It gives room for reshooting and editing.
Reuben Abati is a PDP goon but Sowore and Peter Obi still go in their to challenge his biased narratives. Only the evil runs when nobody is pursuing him. A President must learn to shake hands across the table and not run away from opponents. That's the mark of a coward to be running away from live and impromptu interviews.

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Celebrating interview in a controlled environment?

Asking Tinubu the same questions prepared by his handlers? The interview is probably being reviewed and edited as we speak before the broadcast.

He knows why he is running away from people like Seyi and Oseni on live TV. Reuben Abati could be malleable and plays to the gallery a lot. So he is considered a paper weight when it comes to interviews. Newspaper articles are his niche. He may have the educational qualification but we know that it doesn't mean crap in Nigeria. Heck! The governor of Abia State has Ph.D too.

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Goldbw122:
There's a big problem that I am encountering, when I trade like today, I will be going around around in circles making profit and losing the profit at the same time, is like am not at the good side of the trading, which is not a favourable trade, can someone help me out... I just love futures and that sector have show me dirty... I feel like spot is slow in profit..

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You are day trading ---a venture style that has 90% fail rate on the long term. Why are you doing this to yourself?

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Even if Tinubu dies, they will still rationalize that it is because the devil needs his wonderful services in afterlife. Pa Adedibu will be chuckling in his grave because he wrote the script.

We saw similar defense for the ailing Yar'Adua and the incompetent Buhari. If the good people let urchins and opportunists silence them as before, they will only have themselves to blame because urchins have shown that they have eternal covenant with suffering.

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BloomingDale:
These our politicians are just so shameless. I wonder if the British politicians come to Nigeria to give their political speeches.

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You are one of those who bought into the "Independence" scam. The only thing independent about Nigeria is letting people that look like them(Nigerians) be figureheads.
Would you let go of a profitable venture like Nigeria that's full of natural resources if you were the British? Come on be realistic.

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