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The organizers goofed.

The first few questions should have been:

1. Please state your name for the record
2. What country are you in right now?
3. What's today's date?
4. Do you know why you are here?
5. What position are you running for and in which country?

They may sound trivial but the audience would have got the shock of their lives at his replies.
Evidently Tinubu's mind is running at 50% thoroughput.

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BRIMBRAM:
This is not necessary.

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He brought himself out for public ridicule. So the honorable thing to do is help him out in his show of shame.
It is always good to quit when the ovation is loudest. Tinubu is a train wreck waiting to happen.
Old age should be celebrated. Illness should be respected. But whoever chooses to disregard the two natural occurrences deserves
the abuses that will be hauled at him.

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The way this OOni is going, na the day he go naked enter market una go know how far.

He is gradually turning into a joke.

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Those expecting bulabalalu speech at Chatham House were disappointed

They forgot that Tinubu arrived London a few days ago for a tune up for this important meeting.

The medications are still fresh and strong in potency. Give him another two weeks in Nigeria and interview him.
The network failure in his brain will be apparent. The latency in thought processing will be dismal. It will be like retromigration from 4G to 2G Network.

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Joke of the century.

Delegates answering questions for a Presidential aspirant.

Just when you think Tinubu cannot go any lower.

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How do you stop someone from stealing your pot of soup?
1. Lock the door
2. Lock the refrigerator
3. Secure the compound

Talking about those who eat the pot of soup after the theft is idiotic at best. He is talking about the goat after it has left the barn.

Prevention! Prevention!! Prevention!!!

Like they say, prevention is better than cure. But do you expect an Alzheimer ravaged brain to grasp this basic concept?

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Politics is the only thriving industry in Nigeria. It defies inflation.

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AcuraZDX:
BREAKING: Arise TV fact checkers has published their findings from the Arise TV Town Hall series of tonight and as usual, HE Peter Obi is all clear!


Obi is nobody's mate

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If life expectancy in Nigeria is 55, that means many people here are on the second and final phase of their lives.
If you are 35, throw in 8 more years of Jagaban, that's 43. So the remaining 12 years will be used on making monthly payments to Apams to cover the cost of waka to the other side. This is the best case scenario. But going by recent burial posters we see in recent times, 55 is far-fetched. I think 40 years should call for a Thanksgiving services.

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And nobody is sympathetic to the wristwatch that is being squeezed?

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I predicted that he would be running to UK soon to be recharged. He wants to rule Nigeria but finds it of higher priority to address UK politicians but not the Nigerian public.

It is his prerogative. It is up to Nigerians to decide how much insult they will take from another mannequin.

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Whether the FG or State government assists or not, the fact is that Nigerians have embraced the culture of unproductivity.

Most people don't want to work. They live on hope of miracles (God picking their calls) or begging, which has been elevated to an art.

Everyone wants the papers with no values to add to the system. The campaign grounds are full because the majority of people there
are on the lookout for freebies, giveaways and benefits. Like stray cats, whoever feeds them becomes the master lord and saviour.
Will Nigeria ever be good? I don't think so. It is the reality on ground. It will take someone with good intentions but with the dictatorial temperament of King Jong-Un of North Korea to reverse the trend. Until then, Nigerians will continue to take a stab in the dark in search of ever-elusive leaders. The best they have done so far is electing rulers.

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Iamdbull:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UMnfgEsz1Q

The internet is going crazy now with a shocking viral video of popular veteran Yoruba actor Olaiya igwe stark naked to campaign for popular presidential candidate Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

In the video he was seen praying and making incantations for Tinubu to win.

The video has recieved serious condemnation since it went viral.



https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClryqSrIe63/?igshid=YzdkMWQ2MWU=

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No big deal.

Look around you. The slowpoke you see today will grow to be an elder in future. Do you expect age to turn him into Albert Einstein?

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ExAngel007:
PHOTOS: Aminu Mohammed regains freedom



https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c1ve05yp55qo

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When they saw his tweets on Deborah, they recognized that he is one of their boys and subsequently released him.

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teeshet:
you are a useless simp

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I am the father you never had.

The lady that's hustling money out of your weak mind probably has a guy out there she is spending the money on. Guess what? The guy may not even give a rat's a$s about her. The best you can do is come online and cry about it. Be a man! Don't be sour because smart women have found ways to play with weak and unnecessarily emotional men like you.

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maasoap:
The fact that you think the complaints is about not having money shows that you understood little to nothing about this serious issue. And here you are, giving an opinion.


You see again, you don't understand the issue you are addressing.
This is not about what men are offering, it is about what Nigerian ladies/women are demanding. Get the difference now?



You didn't even make any sense as much as I tried to make sense out of your submission.

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You are living in denial.

Celibacy is a viable option. Who says that you must have a girlfriend? Even if you must, find the one that you can stay with. A lady shows you what she wants and you come online to bitch like a lil pvssy. I am sure there are ladies out there who are not moved by material things. Find them. But if you are unlucky to attract only aluminum diggers (I assume you have no gold), walk away until you find your heart desire.

Why go to a night club to complain that they sell a bottle of beer for N1500 when you know you can get the same beer for N300 at Mama Iyabo joint? Be content with your level and you will live happily ever after. Complaints are for losers.

It has always been "pay to play". Cash, gifts, dates; money must be expended. Don't forget that about 2000 years ago, Mary Magdalene was in the game of "pay to play" and Jesus acknowledged it. So what makes you think you can climb someone's daughter for free because of hormonal rush disguised as love?

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EgunMogaji2:
It has finally happened, Elebu road don kill one of my bags

Before I start overthinking replacement like an American, what will a Nigerian living in Nigeria do to fix this?

1) Simply replace the bag? From where?

2) Convert to traditional springs?

Thanks.

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That's should have been the first thing to do.

Convert the airbags suspension to traditional spring suspension.

The kit comes with an error override harness that turns off dashboard display suspension error messages.

If you replace the airbag, there is no guarantee that it won't leak again next week considering the "nice" roads we have in Nigeria

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Peterobiisathie:
https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1598284532998078465

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Imagine if Reno Omokri tweets all these nonsense and everyone ignores him. Replying him is feeding into his quest for undeserved relevance.


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Nigeria is where people see clear and present danger but opt to tempt God.

Why do you think God abandoned them with Buhari?
God cannot be mocked. It will be senseless for God to harken to the lamentations of Nigerians after they intentionally dig themselves into a hole.

Why would any sane person vote this demented, old hag into power? He is way pass his prime. The only thing constant is change but some deluded fellas (perhaps because of financial inducements) refuse to embrace the truth.

Let me check. Are APC supporters buying fuel at cheaper prices at the Fuelling stations? Some think they are spiting others by voting Tinubu. Una dey do una self.

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There is nothing wrong in flaunting of wealth as long as they don't come to disturb our peace if they eventually become victims.

Life and choices.

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If Nigerian ladies want money...and you don't have money...why not face your front? Or are these ladies extracting the money at gunpoint?

It is a sign of weakness for a man to 1). Succumb to manipulation 2) bitch and whine about being manipulated. Why is it that it is only money that many of you can offer in a relationship? You tie your self worth to money only and expect ladies not to notice.

The problem is internal. Find out what makes you an easy target for manipulation by the female gender. Once you figure it out, you will be alright. Thereafter you can unchain yourself from the victim mentality. A man who cannot say NO is the cause of his problems.

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slivertongue:
APC worse pass malaria. APC na terminal disease

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Some are typing "up APC!" from a queue in a Filling station.

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That's the closest a free man can get to being in a prison.

The Monastery is in the middle of no where...nothing close to civilization.

He will have all the lonely time to talk to his Holy Spirit.

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HarlequinLekex:
https://www.legit.ng/people/1506956-poo-cooking-photos-nigerian-man-builds-toilet-generates-gas-cooking-electricity/

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Bad marketing strategy.

He should design it but to market it, he should use a half-nude, big boobed, big a$s lady to advertise it. The Nigerian brain is only wired to fire off about sex.

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Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

The number of votes tinubu will get is gonna determine those who are mentally derranged in this country

Lets put tribalism aside please and do the right thing!
For the betterment of Nigeria

The world is really going to mock us that we are useless after what we have been through with sick and old buhari still we allowed another old and sick tinubu to be installed again

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The fact is that if Tinubu is elected, nobody will dare be empathetic to the Nigerian situations of self-inflicted pain because there will be no cogent excuses for people who continually engage in self-sabotage.

I believe that Tinubu's Presidency will be a joke taken too far. It defies all existential logic in this 21st Century.

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cliqtips:
“Those who earn N37m a month are telling those who earn N18k a month that paying them 30k will lead to inflation.
But the victims earning 18k monthly would happily kill and die in protection of the interests of those sodomizing them.”
— Dele Farotimi


Harriet Tubman, said: “she could have freed a thousand more slaves if they knew they were slaves.”
True story..

“Happy slaves are the bitterest enemies to freedom.” Says Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach



The above shows that Nigerians are happy with their sufferings.

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Kindly cc CoronaVirusRelo

You will see Atiku and Tinubu chilling at the airport.
You will see FFK and Dino exchanging pleasantries in public.

But the way urchins will be willing to insult or kill one another to defend those opportunists defy logic.

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QuinModah:
Last Friday, I hugged one of my most impressive colleagues goodbye. He turned away, sobbing. I turned away with voice quaking, realizing what a big loss he would be.

Later that evening, I had another get-together with a second friend who relocates this week. While discussing his massive expense, he suddenly slouched in his chair, stressfully squeezed the empty ragolis bottle in his hands and concluded:

"Oremi, this relocation has cost me almost everything"
"You don’t want to know!" He further sighed "You don’t."

Today, with the help and data from three (3) relocating friends, I compile the rough cost (below) for prospective relocating families (focus on UK) and a poem for my friend and Nigeria:

Cost of Japa from Nigeria for a family of 4= 180k
Renewal of Passport
Official rate 22k
Accelerated rate 45k
Some pay as high as 75k

Transcript 75k
Usually, one parent is a student
30-45k for school runs
25-30k to send

Estimated Tuition fee deposit
11,000-18,000-pound sterling
4.5m most schools want 50% deposit

Proof of fund (In deposit)
Family of 4 need 25m in deposited in an accoun 2-3 months

UK Visa 1.4m
Family of 4 pay 475-pound sterling

NHF
Family of 4 pay 875-pound sterling

Flight ticket 2.8m
Depending on booking
700k person x4
Some have booked as high as 1.2m

Arrival Accommodation 4.4m
1st Month shortlet 200-pound sterling per week
refundable deposit of 250 pound
First 6 months at 750 pounds

Total Cost 19m for family of four to UK not Canada or US. It can be cheaper or more

Oremi, I hope we meet again,
as you japa to find fresh grain,
to return if Nigeria again reigns?
God, will any leader ever end this drain?
But prayers will be in vain,
if in 2023, unwisely we vote again.

God bless everyone who has relocated. God bless everyone staying behind. God bless #Nigeria.

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The biggest loser is the man who sells everything in Nigeria to relocate his whole family abroad. He stands at least a 90% chance of losing his wife and family too once they migrate. That's the reality people hate to discuss.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al36v8NlWkE



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CoronaVirusRelo:
Gibberish!

Seems people who are named “Peter” are not born intelligent!

It is a known trend all over the world that less than 3% control 97%.

If Peter was knowledgeable enough, and Intuned with reality, he should be telling the majority to have a political rethink and walk the path.

Peter Okoye seems to be part of the few people propagating the fiction that one minion can suddenly become president, and same time deceiving and giving false hopes to Peter Obi.

Change is a gradual process, you cannot skip councilorship, LGA chairman, Legislators, Senators, Governor, and hope to take Presidency! It NEVER works that way!

That’s the edge the major political party’s have. The have a working machinery and structure.


Peter better join the train of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, cos for a celebrity like him and his brother, Asiwaju would pay them fvcking hard!

Ignore your conscience, it’s an animal kingdom, we have to feed on ourselves at some point. Directly or indirectly.

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You just proved him right

The poor fight for the rich.

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post=118756441:
E don joke
Buhari did wonders by redesigning naira

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In a week, they will announce that they raised N50 billion. That way, a bullion van can go to Bourdillon close to haul it to the bank to be exchanged for the new naira notes. Blame the lousy EFCC. They want to launder the money hidden in warehouses and soakaways. Just like invisible businessmen donated billions of naira in Imo State.

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DMerciful:
Lately, there has been an increasing number of threads dedicated to lamentations by guys with regards to their relationships with ladies whom they are dating, friending, marrying etc.

This trend is becoming worrying because it is clear we are having an increasing number of effeminate men! Men are supposed to be tough, they are meant to suck up tough situations and move on, they ought to know when to call it quit and stop taking nonsense however they come here to ask silly questions of what to do when in unhealthy relationships.

Where are these sissy men coming from?
Inspite of all the miseducations by Ubunja and co!

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Look around you. Many guys plait their hair, pierce their bodies and wear tight pants. With the exception of the beard, one cannot tell the difference between a male and female anymore. Most of them are figuratively still sucking on their mom's tits that's why when you shout "I love my mom", thousands of them crawl out from their holes. Their mothers raised them to be men and they inherited the bitching and whining of their mothers. How do you expect them to be men? They are quick to fold under pressure. Those are the men competing with women for attention on social media.

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Kobonaire234:
Which is why you need to be more active in the political participation.

That's what you need to do.

We can grumble about looting all day long, but doing nothing about it gets us nowhere.

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I have no dog in the fight. I can only advise and have fellas have better outlook in life.

I can do with or without Nigeria.

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Kobonaire234:
Again, you are missing my point.

First, I am not denying that corruption has a part to play in why we are messed up. You are making the mistake of thinking that I am denying it.

Second, even if there was no corruption, we are not earning enough revenue from oil...which is aggravated by the fact that prices fluctuate re oil. That is why...we must diversify our economy.

Ultimately, Saudi will collapse if oil was rendered redundant tomorrow. They too need the same message.

So, ultimately...we need to diversify.


(I am not excusing bad govenrment, I am showing you why our government is bad).

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Diversification sounds good but all it will do is provide more funds to be looted. If the source of water to a leaky drum is one tap, it doesn't matter if you use ten taps, all the water will still drain away.

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Kobonaire234:
Neither is wealth circulating in Saudi (there are poor people there, a lot of poor people there).

Also, my comment does not excuse bad government in Nigeria, nor does it praise Saudi as a great nation , it is just an explanation as to why their government can find money to buy Rolls Royce phantoms for the football team.

At the end, good countries are those that produce goods and services that the world needs, not those that rely on one source of income (ie oil) whose prices fluctuates. Which at the end is what Nigeria and Saudi should be aiming for.

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There is never money in Nigeria when they need to do good deeds. Yet you hear of N80billion being embezzled by Accountant General of the Federation. N80b will buy 340 Rolls Royce. They know what they are doing that's why they rely on people like you to make excuses for them.

NNPC is not remitting to the Federation account. And you think that population is the problem. If they provide infrastructures and enabling environment, the purchasing power of 200 million Nigerians can sustain the economy to a good point.
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