₦airaland Forum

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This is small.

Malaysia own go red. Illegal immigrants have been given a deadline of December 31st to leave Malaysia.

I guess all those Malaysian noisemakers will be quiet this Xmas.

Destination: Phillipines, where President Duterte will be waiting to nail them to the cross.

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IjebuWarrior:
I go recommend Oga Spyder88

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Oga Spyder880 go see the design/plan tell you say he no dey town..say he don relocate from Nigeria.


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Hushpuppi hasn't done anything to draw attention of LEA. Flashing Gucci, jewelries and cash are low-level attention bc those things can be rented or arranged for the gram.

Mompha did the most stupid thing ever--flash bundles of dollars/money. Every LEA will jump on his case for that. Operating a BDC already makes him a prime suspect. Corporate BDCs will set LEA on him.

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Don't you just love Nigerians?

The ones hailing you the most are the ones hating you the most. They love you in public but privately pray that you have some problems.

Even the ones tapping blessing will withdraw their tapping tools.



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One year with Beyonce you will start having "See finish" syndrome.

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Ex parte order is being abused by incompetent Law Enforcement agencies in Nigeria.

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Hier:
Those who fought for our independence, were they foreigner

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You know that Nigerian independence was not fought and determined in Nigeria.

Go figure!

Ibori was acquitted in Nigeria but convicted and incarcerated in UK. Saharareporters (Sowore) played a big part in that. He doesn't
have to be physically present in Nigeria to constitute a nightmare to the looters and dictators.

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E be like say oga Sowo ain't coming home soon.

David didn't wrestle with Goliath yet he killed him.

He was smart enough to fight with a stone from a safe distance.

Leaders in Nigeria care more about international perception than local aggression.

Their biggest fear is confiscation of their fund/property in foreign land or worse, incarceration.

Sowore should know better next time. Fight them outside the country, if you must.

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fergie001:
....the name Yoruba was derived from “Yoruba” and that it means “shady and unreliable”


Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/1186223870308769793

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What's in a name? No wonder! Now I understand.

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Your nail is disgusting!



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Person wey hold person for ground dey hold himself too.

Sebi na NextLevel, the heat must be felt equally.

Even Katsina and Kaduna are not left out.

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Goddys:
Giving to charity will never make a man poor even if you give out half of what you own. This is one thing I am so sure about. Fight the battle spiritually and gather the spoil physically. Life isn't by struggle

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It is simple.

Divide your wealth into two. Give half to charity and the other half as tithe.

You will become wealthier overnight.

Some of you have no business coming close to money.
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Mental slavery is the worst thing about colonization. They cannot eradicate the toga of servitude and subservience.

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LocalChamp:
This means that OMSL Limited, allegedly, owned by a prominent politician penciled to challenge Edo State Governor Godwin Obaseki for the All Progressives Congress (APC) governorship ticket in 2020, on behalf of the Nigerian Navy, collects, averagely, $133.28 million (N47.98 billion) annually. It has been collecting this fee since 2014

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This is why people say that journalism in Nigeria has gone to the dogs.

The owner of OMSL Ltd is known but the journalists are scared of mentioning his name.

Total bullshit!

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Dewze:
When they say "don't panic", that is when you should start panicking.

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They need more time to milk the last drop.

That's why bank failures are announced on Fridays. By Monday, stern-looking policemen will be manning locked gates.

ACB, CCB, UCB, Progress and Community banks came to mind.

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The development is not for this or next generation.

I expect completion around 2150

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Prayers: The last refuge of a man who has no answers and lacks confidence in his abilities. Once a week, the market opens late because of prayers. 12:00pm everyday is for 15 minutes Angelus.

What could have saved the shops was water from the Fire Department. Not rocket science. Not prayers. Instead of holding the inebriated governor responsible, they are busy praying.


Why do things get worse in Nigeria with more prayers?

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Blues, reggae, jazz, hip-hop, country....

Sing whatever you want. Once you throw in the name of Jesus in the lyrics, black people will let their guards down.

And you wonder why pastors are having a field day

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Imaginary warfare.

No other group empowers Satan more than Christians. They fear Satan more than God.

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I can bet my left ball that this dude is not from Anambra state.

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Awolowo was a liberator.

Abiola was an opportunist.

Tinubu is a conqueror.

Each one was/is a warrior in his own way.

But then, in the game of sycophancy, whoever is dead has lost because only the living can grease the palms of praise-singers.
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If you enter Owerri from Owerrinta, you will think there are ghost mechanics loosing bolts and nuts from your car. If it were to be China, Rochas would have been publicly executed.

Rochas destroyed Owerri.
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There are 50 states in USA.

California is one of the states with GDP of $3 trillion in 2018.

Nigeria has GDP of $500 billion in 2008 as a country.

In other words, Nigeria's GDP is only 16% of California's GDP.

Don't forget that California is only one of 50 states in US.

So, Aregbe keep deceiving yourself.

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Nigeria is the proof that religion does not cure poverty.

Appointment with Dangote: He may show you the way.

Appointment with Adeboye: He will collect the little you have.

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ceejayluv:
How did a $125,000 ride suddenly worth 120 million Naira?

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It is a Nigerian formula:

Price mentioned / 2 = Actual price.

The lady did come a long way from a humble beginning. Back in 2006 when she was struggling and hustling, I bet she never imagined that she would be so blessed.

E no easy!

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Whoever did the video recording is a hater.

He made sure to focus on the "Hotel Elevator West" sign @ 46:16 to give away that it is not Hush Puppi's house. They forgot to edit that out before posting.

SMH.

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AssistntBoyfrnd:
Dear Uromite/Esan people,

I will be giving out my half sister in marriage. She's uromi while I am yoruba. Same mother but different dad. We both orphans left to fend for ourselves since we were little. No family and we want to stay far away from them cuz they didn't care to take care of us.

I would appreciate if uromi/esan people can give advice on how to go about marriage rites in esan land. Traditional wedding list and the likes.

Thank you all.

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Who says you must do it the Uromi way?

You will be inviting unnecessary trouble to yourselves. Do exactly what you did for yourself.
Who is left to judge you?

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The beauty of it is that after complaining about roads in Enugu State and you visit other states like Abia and Imo, you will be forced to give 21 gun salute to the governor of Enugu State.

I think Owerri is the worst of all. Rochas killed Owerri.

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Real mafians!

Not the wannabe chickens that cry at the sight of SARS.

Everyone is a tough guy online.

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ZombieDestroyer:

Do you know the meaning of 'sentence' at all?!!

Ornament2003:
You're both wrong.
IV Manufacturing makes a complete sense

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Any more evidence that morons are not in short supply in Nigeria?

Define sarcasm.

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Good product.

Poor marketing.

Bad advertisement.

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Good!

All the morons that run to "pastors" deserve all the licking and scamming that come their way.

How can people lose their mind/body/soul as soon as they hear the title "pastor"?

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