₦airaland Forum

LearnITsmash:
Why can't you guys pose with your fathers who suffered to raise you clowns, ungrateful dingbats

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Too many mama boys. That's why ladies complain that they can't find real men for marriage. Those boys are looking for ladies to be their mothers in a relationship. When they do get married, their mothers run the family until the ladies give up either in misery or divorce.

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Montracine:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/09/ibb-urges-igbos-to-make-nigeria-feel-their-positive-impact/

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There is no way this Chief's name is Pampas.



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Good market dey sell itself.

If GEJ performed well, no amount of propaganda would have worked against him. At a point, it seemed that nobody was in-charge. Do people regret voting in Buhari? Yes! But should GEJ have continued? No way!

The two candidates should never had been the options.
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Myhusband:
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calling an academia and intelligentsia and a medical Doctor husband criminal shows your parent are nobody

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They are talking about vision and performance.

You are talking about certificates and degrees.

There are no connections between the two. Any monkey can sit in class, pass exams and get degrees. But it takes a whole level of commitment and discipline to have a vision of a modern city. Lagos is a dump. Most states in Nigeria are dumps.
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Richdad50:


He who sleeps with a harlot is not wise. He is likened to a man who prepares hot coal of fire only to put it on his head.

When you drive your penis into a woman, you go into her with your giftings, talents, and stars. And as you withdraw, you withdraw with them. With every motion, you open up an opportunity for the unthinkable, for a great steal. Perhaps a stranger or a woman with legions of unclean spirits, there the thief (spirits) lie in wait for the man with uncommon glory.

Son, not all women are worth the fun. I have counseled men who lost empowerment after a sexual encounter and I have heard of beautiful women whose vaginas are mouths of serpents. A good wife preserves your glory but a wayward woman trades away your future unknowingly.

Wisdom with Richdad

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A person, in particular a woman, who engages in sexual activities for payment is defined as a prostitute.

What is your own definition of a prostitute?

Look around you.


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With or without prayers, the outcome is usually the same.
When successful, Christians attribute it to prayers. When unsuccessful, they look for an innocent suspect to blame.
Nobody knows what's going on in God's mind that's why it is open for speculations. Sadly, it threw up all manners of charlatans claiming to speak directly to God. Remarkably, outcome of events for these charlatans are the same as ordinary folks. The probability of an event occuring is 50%. The probability of a prayer being answered is 50%. The only advantage they have over others is the ability to organize events and smooth-talk people out of cash.

Prayer is man's way of boosting confidence and calming his nerves.
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Whatever is said has been said.

Just sit back and watch.

Either she stays or she leaves. Be mentally prepared for each outcome.

Apology is useless in this scenario. Your presence and voice will be a constant reminder of that statement.
Guess what? You were honest. I guess she cannot handle the truth!

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ursullalinda:
When some of our people here can't speak... if only pple know the power of languages.

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Self-hatred and denigration are two attributes you can't take away from Nigerians.

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Good business idea. Poor marketing strategy.

All the gold-plated and coloured background highly unnecessary. He looks more like Hushpuppi and co than an astute businessman.

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What is the Nigerian policy on international relations?

Yes. That's right. There is none. Abike Dabiri, et al are just improvising. It is the dearth of leadership.
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Buhari should not fix the East-West road.

Let ND people summon GEJ and Orubebe to a roundtable meeting and ask them questions.

People are busy looting the Commonwealth and some people are happy that the looting is being done by folks from their axis. How can any society make any progress with such a mindset? Katsina people voted massively for Buhari because he is their son but recently the state is being overrun by bandits while Buhari is picking his teeth in Aso Rock.

That East-West road must remain as it is.

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You suckers bestow too much power on the title "pastor"-- an appendage any monkey can pick up. Who verifies the calling and anointing?

Yet they never fail to disappoint.

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Keep life simple: Don't borrow; don't lend.

You will live happily ever after.

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mrakeli62:
The Minister of Aviation, Hadi Sirika, has said that the Akanu Ibiam Airport, Enugu, will be opened for local and international commercial flights before Christmas.

Speaking on Channels Television, the minister said that work was ongoing and if there was sufficient funding to complete repairs on the dilapidated runway, the Federal government would reopen it before Christmas.

“Work is ongoing. If everything is equal and we get all of the funding, we intend to reopen it before Christmas. Work does not necessarily mean the bringing of equipment into the airport to begin the reconstruction of that particular airport or runway; work entails the planning, mobilising people for work and the actual work itself. The planning is even more important than the work itself because when you plan very well, you succeed.



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/enugu-airport-ready-before-christmas-aviation-minister/amp/

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Kindly read again. I highlighted the most important statement.

Good bye Akanu Ibiam Airport.

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ikezuora4689:
Madam there is nothing good about Nigeria..... youths no get sense(they are all waiting for 2023 to campaign for one ancestor that will dash them 5k).......


Madam I knew in your country you don't knw the joy a typical Nigeria have whenever he hear up NEPA and the speed they use to plug there phones......


Madam I knew in your country you guys serve God in a peaceful manner....bt Nigerians we have the Muslims who believe once you are not a Muslim you deserve to be killed...I still wonder why we have no bombing and killing in Dubai.... maybe they serve different Allah who knows......

And madam we have more mosque/Church than schools in this country bt we are the most corrupt country in the world.... Pablo Escobar Colombia still dey learn work from us.... they brainwashed our brains using religion and tribe to tie us down

And finallly madam when it comes to be smart and intelligent Nigerians are number one...bt we are being ruled by one old ancestor who doesn't have certificate

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Don't blame her. As a white in Nigeria, she thought she is human not knowing that Nigerians see her as God. She can even get full police escort if she understands how to play on the psychology of the "leaders" in her community.



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What's the difference amongst the new Mercedes, BMW, Kia and Hyundai?

Just the emblem. Everything is now a pile of plastic and neon interiors that don't stand the test of time.

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All I need is have her in during bronchoscopy and she will never inhale anything with smoke in her life again.

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One gallon of fuel and matches can roast anyone sitting inside a bulletproof car. No bullets needed.

Social security is greater than armed security.

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My position is that IPOB should do nothing. They have already escaped ground zero. If the knuckleheads in Nigeria want to die in penury and poverty, let it be so. Why is IPOB fighting the war that the real victims in Nigeria or ala Igbo do not want to fight? Why drink Panadol for another person headache? The day people in Nigeria will be fed up with their politicians, the evidence will be there for the whole world to see. Why challenge the status quo? Just let the frustration keep building up.

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Our son is the governor.

Our son is the senator.

Our son is the minister.

Yet the Lion of Ubima couldn't fix up a school in his community.

Why are Nigerians myopic and blinded by trivialities. Sometimes it is difficult to be sympathetic to the plight of Nigerians.

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I respect the fact that Nigerians are now pushing back instead of just sitting back and complaining.


People will not loot common fund if they know that there is a very high probability they will not live to enjoy it. Is it right? Does two wrongs make a right? YES! It is called action and reaction.

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With a wife like that in the barracks, he will definitely be deployed to Borno state soon to fight Boko Haram.

The story of David and Bathsheba comes to mind.

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izzou:


[color=#550000][b]People don't even take their marital problems to counselors anymore

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Counseling works especially for oyibo people. That's why they have more than 50% divorce rate.
What else from oyibo do you want to copy?

Go to the trusted elders in your families and iron it out. They know the children they raised. That's our way. Not a stranger who probably has more personal problems that the people they are being paid to counsel.

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73?

I hope he is training a successor so that he doesn't go the way of Ekenedilichukwu, Ugofoam, St. Louis, Abiola, etc whose wards could not maintain the control of successful companies that their fathers created.

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Do you blame him?

Read the Bible again. What is the job of people who make it to heaven? Praise and worship 24/7.

Try doing Praise and Worship for 3 hours in a church. Then imagine doing it for eternity.

The way life is going, I can see people who are admitted to heaven but refuse to go. They will ask, "heaven na by force?"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdrEtiE8P2I


Oh boy! She got herself a sapeur. Forget the photo opps in a nice hotel. Whatever the guy is putting on is probably his networth.
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frosbel2:
Dummy, empty brain.

So when someone oppresses me with riches, it gives me the right to cut off their heads or set them on fire ??

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Yes. It does.

Aren't you people the ones talking about village people?

Envy comes with different reactions.

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NPF!

Na so Beretta dey look?

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The shocking thing about this SA to Nigerians is the thought that some citizens do not bend over backwards to foreigners in their country. Imagine NPF leaving their stations to provide security to foreigners for tokens and using the opportunity to maltreat/berate/kill fellow citizens. The Indians, Chinese, Lebanese should leave SA and move to Nigeria where they can get away with murder. I guess the words haven't got out to them that a Nigerian life in Nigeria is worth less than a cockroach to foreigners.

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The thing about erosion is that the soil under the culverts will eventually move and take the concrete works with it.

Channeling the flood is a good start. But it is not the solution considering also that the job is being poorly implemented. What really do Nigerians learn in school?

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Too cheap.

They should charge by the hour. Cozy leather seats. Chilling air-conditioners. Serene.

N2k per hour should be appropriate. They should review the price upwards.

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35 years old, 2 kids and she is still partying like a teenager. Yet he wants to marry her. She is no good.

The guy is a loser. I think they rightfully deserve each other. Can't make a LovePeddler a housewife. He will learn the hardway.

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