₦airaland Forum

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Anyone who has no good use for money should better hand it over to a pastor who knows how to live it up.

After all, Mathew 13:12 told us and I quote,
"Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them"

Take away the little the morons have and add it to the abundance of the pastors. Case closed.
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Anything short of 50% tax rate is unacceptable.

Sebi una no dey hear? Una go hear am by force.

All those shouting "sai baba!", I hope PMB has called your personal lines for a little chit-chat. If not, can you atleast admit that you are a bunch of losers?

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If you live in any of the developed countries, take an I.Q test before going to Nigeria. Repeat another I.Q test after being in Nigeria for at least a month.

The result will shock you. Only then can you understand the animal called a Nigerian

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Don't blame him.

Blame the angel holding the trumpet for not doing the needful.

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A more flamboyant and charismatic version of Oyedepo and Adeboye. They are all one and the same--irredeemable scammers.

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I can't wait to see it at N100k.

I love this NextLevel.

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As suspected and typical of Nigerian governors, his second tenure is a colossal waste of time.

Too many abandoned projects everywhere. Remind him to take naked pictures next time for more "likes" from his minions.

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planetx:
And you think the gangsters in Nigeria don't carry gun? Killing someone with a gun is merciful compared to hacking their head off with a machete.

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You are probably mistaking street urchins/gangs for ethnic militias like Boko Haram.

Let us know when Boko Haram members attend concerts.

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That's not an attack. He was mobbed by his fans.
No attack in US goes without a gunshot.

Street life in US is not the same as the "acclaimed" street life in Nigeria. Street niggas in US are always armed and ready to kill at the slightest provocation.

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festacman:
Isn't high time somebody researched why too many Nigerians meet with this dude when they are outside the shores of this country. Why does he seem so popular and important? Is he some kind of ambassador-at-large or something?

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They are blacks.

And like little kids, they are attracted to noise and flashy things.

Prove me wrong.
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Think NADECO and Abacha.

The best fight against dictators is to throw stones from afar. If you enter their territory, you will be swallowed. Khashoggi learned the hard way. Nnamdi Kanu learned the hard way. Now Sowore is being given the rite of passage.

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There is no greater evidence of herd mentality and power of marketing than having folks fvck over millions to buy land/house in swampy Lekki area just to belong.

Is it worth the stress?

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You can start with a pilot program on NL.

Too many of them here.

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The dairy farmer has shown up to milk the cows.


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Flee from any Nigerian that responds to life issues with Bible quotes. They are the worst form of human beings. They are usually unrepentant and degenerate hypocrites and worse than the devil. I will never do any kind of business with them.

Prove me wrong.

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You ain't hurting anyone.

Rub one out. It is a champagne of victory.

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Femich18:
I am sure he was made a chief because he is rich unknown to them that he got all the wealth through illegal means.

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When did illegitimate wealth preclude people from being chiefs in Nigeria. It seems to be a prerequisite these days.

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It is a show. They are bound to make exaggerated claims.

If you hear that a footballer makes $20k per week, it doesn't mean that he gets $20k deposited into his account every week.

Things are not always what they seem. As a matter of fact, if it is in a developed nations, by the time they apply all the taxes and deductions, the winner will be lucky if she gets N10m.

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Atlanticfire:
In the budget, Niger delta ministry got the least amount. Why does Nigerians actually think that it is OK to provoke the Niger delta people.

The east west road under the Niger delta ministry alone will consume the whole of the Niger delta ministry budget. Not a single km has been done on that road since 2015, and that is a road that was over 90% completed in 2015. Hope the legislature will increase the budget for the ministry.

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The entrance to PH from Aba after the bridge has not been completed in more than 10years. That's a distance of about 5km or less. I think the area is called Obigbo. They work on that stretch of road everyday and yet cannot complete it. It is one of the worst roads in the whole world.

Yes. You heard it. 5km or less in more than 10 years.
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How quickly "change" and "nextLevel" disappeared from everyone's lexicon.



The tragi-comedy called Nigeria is the greatest form of entertainment, that is, as long as you are not stuck in the concentration camp.
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The only innocent pastor is the one who has not been caught.

Quote me any day.

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Kemi: Is it your death?

Don't cry more than the bereaved.

Her story, her risk; her report, her style.

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Nigerians are more concerned with respect than accountability. Someone would jump out and tell you that they respect elders in his town forgetting that respect is earned

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He fits the profile of those being harassed by SARS.

Wanna dress like him? Oh well...Food is ready for SARS.

It is called profiling.

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No useless government will shut down a 90-days program that numbs her citizens and distract them from the incompetence of those at the helm of affairs.

BBN is a blessing to the FGN.

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There is no way in hell Apostle Suleiman is paying full price for a haircut.

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PoliticalWitch:
I'm not surprised, it is covered by my point number 2. Unless oil gets to, or above $139 per barrel, we will be in deficit.

(On a related note...Saudi Arabia is opening its tourism industry wide...even to the point of allowing unmarried copules stay together! And Ecuador has cut subsides. Riots on the streets).

Thing is, if you are an oil producer, with the way oil prices are falling, deficits are going to be the order of the day. That's the harsh reality. And even if we elected a team of techoncrats in 2015 to take over from PDP....the same issues would be facing us.

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N2.4T to service debts. Additional N2T deficit loading. Nigeria's recurrent expenditure is unsustainable. We haven't factored in the percentage that will be looted.

Yet NASS members are living like everything is normal. News from FGN is always depressing.

What percentage of 2019 budget was implemented?

Nigeria is a basket case.

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PoliticalWitch:
Note for the senator

1.Oil is at $59 dollars per barrel today

2.We need oil to be at $140 per barrel before we can reduce taxes, and stop borrowing.(For the uninformed, see this article HERE)

3.Bubu is bad , I know....but the truth is, since he took office , oil has hovered between $75 and $30 per barrel. So borrowing has been in order to prevent total collapse.

4.Also, we have no choice in this country but to raise taxes. Simple.

5.I want APC out too. But whoever takes over is going to meet the same set of problems. The problem of getting money.

6. So, let's face the cold reality. Sorry APC has not been good at diversification like they promised.

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You forgot to mention that the 10T budget is already based on 2T deficit even with oil at current price. Go figure!

Some people cannot handle the truth.
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They chose to die.

To win the war against Boko Haram, they must first turn the gun to Abuja.

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chukzyfcbb:
stop beating a dead horse,

This car is FUGLY and it's value is overpriced at 25m

QED.

If this is how our locally made product wants to compete against other brands, it's a no brainier coz they have lost the battle.

25m that can get you BENZene

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The last time I checked...

Mercedes Benz, BMW, Toyota still have recalls after many decades in the business just like other car companies.

G40 is the shiznit!

You won't drop N12m for IVM G40 but you are willing to drop N40m for Range Rover made by TATA in India?

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Innoson made G40.
Mercy won BBN.
Mercy was given Innoson G40.
The price for Innoson G40 is N25m.

These are facts. Anything else paining your mind and soul about these facts, na you sabi.

Perhaps you should join the prayer, " God, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change"

Knock yourselves out!

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