₦airaland Forum

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Evidently, Africa is dead without whitemen's brain.

Prove me wrong.

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Don't forget that the budget is based on $57/barrel oil benchmark and N2 trillion naira deficit. There are too many unrealistic assumptions or do I say, outright gamble. Most na audio money sef.

Nigeria is a joke.

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Fans?

Stop the political correctness.

Call them professional beggars.

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donbachi:
Anti and Pro protests....our biggest problem.dont they have eyes to see or dem chop cow wey dem no see d head.tachiri money.

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Protest is an industry in Nigeria.

Don't be surprised that the same contractor supplied the anti and pro protesters. You may even see the same faces in both protests.

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That's for an average Nigerian married man then.

Not applicable to those above or below average.

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ednut1:
And he was a pastor o. When i tell pple most of nigerian pastors are fake ddm no go gree . Landmark tutorial ejigbo belongs/ belonged to this man kai

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Na who dey catch, na him be thief.
Last Sunday, he was a man of God.
Today, he is a sexual predator.
It is always best to err on the side of caution by assuming they are all guilty than be caught unawares.
I trust no pastor.
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KingTom:
You probably read that piece wrongly bros. Read it again and read what I'm replying

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I got your point.

My statement is a side note.



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KingTom:
To be very honest, the hate for the rich in this country is sickening. There's a particular man in my village who is now a multimillionaire and that's because after the civil war at the age of 16. He started selling scrap metal to tourists and subsequently aligned himself to shipping companies. Few years later when the oil boom was here he was right in the thick of it. Then I go come hate am and him children because dem rich

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Feel free to hate him. It is the price for success.

Don't think that rich people do not know that poor people despise them. They know.

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Xenophobia. BBN.

South Africa wins!

More money for Multichoice and MTN.

Yet Nigerians think they are wise.

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BBN must be the show for losers...what a way to keep them entertained, away from the pains of living.

Don't get me started on English Premier leagues. Millionaires are getting paid playing while losers wear jerseys and break heads over arguments about the teams.
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NwaAmaikpe:




You are 35years old and you think you can wake up one day and marry a girl you didn't date simply because your English is good enough to analyse them.

You don't know that no one fully understands women because they are like a giant enclopaedia with several torn pages.

If a man who dated his wife for 9 years before marrying her still doesn't understand her, imagine what it will be for a person whose only knowledge of his wife is from a brotherzone distance.

You don't even know if her 'down-below' smells,
You don't know if hairs grow inside her nostrils,
You don't know if she wears padded bra

The good thing is that you know that they are not your 'spec' but you are willing to endure.

My only advice.
Just pick one of them and marry. Life expectancy in Nigeria is 53years, so your time is ticking away.
But get ready for another bitter breakup; this time, in marriage.

Because you didn't learn anything.

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53-35 = 18.

So you mean oga has only 18 productive years left? That's assuming Boko Haram, herdsmen, SARS, assassins, armed robbers, ex-gfs, policemen, accident, kinsmen, frenemies, poverty, etc don't get him before then.

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I just left Nigeria yesterday. I was in PH for a month. The way crime is reported in Nigeria, one would think that it is a war zone. I went to Imo State (Isunjaba) through Owerri. I was in Anambra and Enugu states for social outings. I even ran into F-SARS on three different occasions in Rivers State. In all, my one month experience didn't leave me with any bitter taste. I had 24/7 electricity with rare blackouts occasionally not exceeding 15 minutes. Never once did I use my generator. This is in PH.

It makes me wonder which part of Nigeria where all these doomsday crimes happen. If I should chronicle the crimes in US, most people will not go near US Embassy. I am not saying that Nigeria is good or bad, but Nigerians are the ones making Nigeria scarier than it is.

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Great influences are: Kenneth Copeland? Adeboye? Oyedepo?

What else needs to be said? He should continue enjoying his heaven on Earth. Idiots are not in short supply to fund his lifestyle.

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alBHAGDADI:
This is a pure rubbish teaching coming from a Catholic Bishop of gay kingdom.

Where did God order that we should do what this preacher said with our tithe? Nowhere. What God said in Malachai 3:10 is that we should bring the tithe to his house. He didn't say we should branch somewhere else with it.

Yes, the pastor's idea seems like a reasonably brilliant and kind one, but that doesn't make it right in God's eyes. Remember that the way man thinks is different from the way God thinks.

Man thinks it is a good thing to give the tithe to someone in need of it. But where did God say such about tithe? Nowhere. He only said to bring it to his house and from there it is distributed to the needy.

Think of it this way: You are on your way to the hospital with 100k to pay for your child's medical bills. Suddenly you found a needy man. Be honest with yourself, will you give the money to the needy man to the detriment of your child in the hospital?

I can bet you won't. So why do you now think it is right to give your tithe to the needy man? Remember, it is God's money and you have no right to decide how to help God spend it, especially when he gave you no such order.

Look, don't let people bamboozle you weird scenarios like the one given by the preacher. Always stand by God's command. The tithe is his, and the only thing you can do with it is to take it to his house, nowhere else.

They may even use your child as an example, saying what if your child is sick and the money needed for treatment is equivalent to the tithe money you have, which is your last dime.

What will I say in this case? Give that money to God because it is his. At this point many will be kicking against me. Little do they know that they are kicking against Jesus who said...


Mathew 10:37
He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

Why do you think Abraham is referred to as a friend of God today? Because he obeyed God by proceeding to sacrifice his son Isaac as commanded by God. He didn't think twice. But people who are not worthy of Jesus are the ones who will disobey him by doing the thoughts of their heart instead of his word.

Proverbs 3:5-6 (KJV)
5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

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You are right.

Why would a Christian help a person in distress when the money will be better used in fueling Oyedepo's private jet?

The parable of a Good Samaritan is for idiots who dare read the Bible. The only true word of God come out of the mouth of Oyedepo and Adeboye only.

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Of course the border is closed...but then on a closer look.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGC5R-IsE4

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It doesn't make any sense that a man/woman struggling to fend for his/her family is denied quality care because they crossed a certain threshold while an illegal and undocumented patient will get quality care covered by the government.

Trump is on the right track but it should be addressed properly.

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It is not by deploying drones.

The question is: If the drone detects some potential threats, will the Law Enforcement officers respond?

It is the same as calling the NPF if there is a robbery in your area and end up getting "we no get fuel for car" response. Of what good then is the Intel?

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You can only bargain if you have the bargaining power. You dey negotiate for N70k salary, one olodo chook head for window shout "oga I go collect N40k o!"

Beat that.

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Mehn...this Alexreports guy is like a virus--easy to contract but difficult to get rid of. Even Churchill will be shaking his head in utter disbelief. I bet you his next son will be Ned or his daughter will be Regina.

I wonder when his bubble is going to bust.

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For his mind, he is balling

No comments until she has a baby by him (guaranteed income and pension), that's when true love can be defined. Until then, he is just a financial pawn.

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dheilaw1:
Igbos lost out in 2019, they will still lose out in 2023

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You that didn't lose out, how is your life better?

No matter the tribe, the politicians and the masses are operating on two different levels.


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This time he chose to be honest.

The wlll to defeat Boko Haram belongs to God alone while the fund earmarked for Boko Haram belongs to their accounts alone.

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The question is: What use will recorded calls from Nigerians be to anyone? This week alone, the calls containing the keyword "tacha" will be enough to get the adware to go crazy.

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Just like Panadol...

If e no be Nnamdi Kanu,

E no fit be like Nnamdi Kanu.

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They are vacant because instead of facing reality Nigerians like to chase fantasy. How many people can legitimately pay N50m from their salaries or business earnings in Nigeria to be able to afford houses in those estates?



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Drshobz:
in as much as I don't support or like APC as a party but I think bayelsa deserves more.

imagine small population
big allocation. yet no development and PDP has been there for sixteen years +

I think bayelsa people should try another party
since PDP has refuse to live up to expectation

please nobody should quote me,
I am not a zombie neither do I support Lifeless FC.

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LOL.

Someone lost an election in PDP, runs to APC, then wins the election. Do you really believe that the APC banner can change a looter to a saint?

What has party got to do with it?

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Jonathan Goodluck.

See ya life.

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On the judgment day, a lot of self-acclaimed Bible scholars will be disappointed.


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It mustn't be infighting. It could be outfighting.

Fight na fight. All is not well. That's all.

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Consequences always make the news but never the actions that prompted them. Nigerians killing their wives in US will never stop any time soon. It is a matter of who is next.

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Richdad50:


One day, the demon that follows him to perform these magic will go on an errand and will not return on time, forgetting his role in the drama.

Richdad

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No demons involved. That's why it is a magic "trick".

There are special vendors for the tools in this illusion industry.

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The ladies that run around calling people "broke", do they count too? A man who has never been broke is a danger to himself.

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