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Business › Re: CBN Crashes Treasury Bills Rates To Single Digits by InvertedHammer: 8:37am On Nov 14, 2019
statusquoante:
Reallyhuh

Tenor is actually the issue. There are no short tenors in the secondary market anymore... embarassed
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Some investments are not for everyone.

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Business › Re: CBN Crashes Treasury Bills Rates To Single Digits by InvertedHammer: 8:20am On Nov 14, 2019
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At these rates, it is still one of the best in the world.


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Properties › Re: Landlord Evicts Tenant Not Knowing That His Daughter Has Collected Rent by InvertedHammer: 7:12am On Nov 14, 2019
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The story doesn't make sense.

How was the rent paid? To whose account? No invoice of payment?

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Car Talk › Re: My Experience With A Passat 2.0 (This Whole Thing Happened In 2008) by InvertedHammer: 4:17am On Nov 14, 2019
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Some advised Joel3 to put another engine in the vehicle. The Tokunbo engine will come from another Passat. Right? The best bet is to avoid that Passat or dump it and count your losses.

When many people start selling the same kind of vehicle at giveaway prices, know that something major is wrong with the particular model. I have never heard any good stories about this model of Passat or BMW 7 series. Throw in the good omniscient Kazeem into the picture, the owner starts writing books of Lamentations.
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Sports › Re: How Do I Stop Betting? by InvertedHammer: 10:07pm On Nov 13, 2019
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It is a big addiction.

The devil is a liar. The period you stop betting, someone close to you will win. Then you fall back into the trap. You can't stop betting if people around you are gamblers. It will only take a catastrophic event for you to stop.

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Education › Re: My Mum Is Making Me Depressed With What She Said To Me by InvertedHammer: 3:00pm On Nov 13, 2019
iaamxavier:
embarassed embarassed I'm writing this post with a heavy heart

So I'm 21 and I finished secondary school at age 17 (2015) and to be honest I just got admission this year to study pharmacy while my mates are in their final year and it hurts alot because my mum keeps telling me that my cousin is in final year and is about serving next year and I'm just gaining admission to a university, she even uses her friend's child as an example and it made me go into a Little depression, I actually felt sad because for the first time a comparison actually hit me...

She claims they (my parents)are supposed to be resting and not paying school fee. That I'm stressing them and ever since I was a teenager I always vowed that I wanted to leave my father house before 25yrs of age

Now I'm studying a 5 years course (7 years to become a full graduate) and by then I'll be 28 I actually feel ashamed because this isn't what I wanted since I left secondary school
I wanted to finish on time and remove the burden from them

I've never failed jamb, my least Score was 245 but circumstances kept dragging me back

I finished my ND program in 2017 (Distinction in SLT Yabatech)

So it feels more like I'm parambulating up and down and don't know what I want for my self but I actually do!!

I need an advice or something to make me feel better or confident about my self sad
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What percentage of graduates are living a fulfilled life in Nigeria? Some are unemployed or underemployed. Your biggest concern should be how to finance your education.

No be who first start dey win race. Life na general market.

Shoot me an email.

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Sports › Re: Tobi Bakre Goes On Skydiving, Says ''Don't Try This In Lagos'' by InvertedHammer: 2:26pm On Nov 13, 2019
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What if the sky diving instructor is gay?


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Car Talk › Re: My Experience With A Passat 2.0 (This Whole Thing Happened In 2008) by InvertedHammer: 7:43pm On Nov 12, 2019
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Joel3:

That model of Passat is rigged with problems especially transmission.

Heck! I gave one away(direct Tokunbo) to someone I hated and his life has never been the same.

There are many of them in the market at give away prices and you wonder why.

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Politics › Re: Photos! Update On Minna-suleja Road by InvertedHammer: 6:14pm On Nov 12, 2019
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The federal road nonsense is not working. The NA need to make a law that the state is responsible for the road network within the state and make budgetary allocations to reflect such.

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Investment › Re: Investing On Land Or Buying A Car For Uber: Which Is The Better? by InvertedHammer: 5:53pm On Nov 12, 2019
betterview:
400k on 600 bags?

How naa

Cement is sold with around 200 margin naa
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This is nairaland.
Learn to read some things for the entertainment they are.
grin
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Investment › Re: Investing On Land Or Buying A Car For Uber: Which Is The Better? by InvertedHammer: 5:48pm On Nov 12, 2019
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If it is not bringing in money daily/weekly/monthly, stay away from it.

Unless you have other sources that do the above.

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Politics › Re: FFK: The Muslim North May Retain Power For The Next 20 Years. by InvertedHammer: 5:33pm On Nov 12, 2019
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It is very possible.

As a matter of fact, Southerners will champion the campaign.

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Crime › Re: Winners Pastor, Moses Oyeleke Kidnapped By Boko Haram Is Released After 6 Months by InvertedHammer: 2:34pm On Nov 12, 2019
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So ransom got him released instead of prayers.

Action instead of hope always earns positive result.

Get up from that church and go to work.

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Business › Re: What Otedola Could Have Done With N5 Billion Donation To Cuppy Foundation by InvertedHammer: 1:35pm On Nov 12, 2019
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Everyone is making it sound like Otedola did a wire transfer of N5b to foundation's account. It is a fundraiser event. OBJ never collect all the money Dem donate for him library. PDP never collect all the money announced during GEJ era. Some never pay finish for the bazaar cow eaten 10 years ago.

No let money announced during fundraiser or launching bother you. It is meant to motivate other donors. Dangote saw through it and threw in realistic N100m. Who you go hold to account for the money?

Don't be surprised that 5 years from now, some of the donors are yet to redeem their pledges.
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Politics › Re: Garba Shehu: Mamman Daura Is An Inspiration For Youths by InvertedHammer: 9:37pm On Nov 11, 2019
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Of course.

The youths are frustrated that they are not being given the opportunity to loot. They are not any better. Bankole, Orji Kalu and Yahaya Bello are living examples. Everyone is fighting to be invited to the dining table which is why all the freedom fighters and critics go mute as soon as they get government appointments(eg. Abati, Adesina).
Crime has become a Nigerian culture
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Politics › Re: Why Aso Villa Cabal Wants Osinbajo’s Aides Out – The Guardian by InvertedHammer: 2:52am On Nov 11, 2019
orion7:
osinbajo is controlling 500billion. how much is the national budget again ?


osinbajo if you want to fight pull your cassock or coat, and get into the mud to slug it out.

either this or you just shut up and probably wait for Buhari to be called by Allah, same way yaradua was called.


or just resign.
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Yeah right.

Tinubu knows how to put spineless fellas in power. Like Ambode like Osibanjo.

The guy in Edo is slugging it out with Oshiomhole. If he goes down, he will go like a man. Most SE/SS governors are like that. Compare them with Ambode and how he was disgraced/hounded out of office without a fight.

Osibanjo ain't gonna do squat. What does Oladipo Diya, Ambode and Osibanjo have in common? They are from SW, have intimidating profiles on paper but would rather cry than fight. Much respect to Yoruba women--they stand where their men are scared to thread.

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Celebrities › Re: Tacha Twerks At Cool FM Studio In Port Harcourt by InvertedHammer: 2:38am On Nov 11, 2019
decatalyst:
What else can she offer?


We keep on 'glorifying' and celebrating nonsense! They keep objectifying themselves as sex symbol without any meaningful thing to contribute!


By the way, in Zlatan's voice "what is smelling"huh
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When someone said that big booty is more valuable than Master's degree in Nigeria, the hypocritical Nigerians asked for his head.

But here they are proving him right after all.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Father Chinenye John Oluoma Witches In Nigeria Presidents, Senators & Governors by InvertedHammer: 12:52am On Nov 11, 2019
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The thing I hate most about moronic Nigerians is that whoever says or does what they are scared of, they castigate or try to instil fear into the fearless.

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Investment › Re: Should I Sell A Property And Go Into Business? by InvertedHammer: 7:27pm On Nov 10, 2019
eddy1234:
OK friends ...I have a lot in my hands and I need matured advice not to make mistakes please... I lost my rich aunt last year ....she handed over her properties and two kids to me to take care ...(adopted.the girl is 20yrs .just finished jamb .the boy is 12yrs .just going into js1)

now I'm 39. not married.and lost my job 2months ago....no liquid cash left but I have in my custody 4 units of 3bedroom flats ....also a 6 bedroom duplex not yet finished so no tenant yet... since my aunt was so secretive I had to start looking for other houses she didn't say...I have found two in an estate .....somewhere...nobody knows about it but me.I'm yet to find out more properties about 4. I have a new kia sport age jeep too in my possession ....


now d demand for upkeep and school fees from these two kids is really eating me up...have to borrow pending wen tenants pay .late payment most times....

now I'm turn in between selling one of the houses I found out on code. 10million.just a small apartment....I know I can start life wit it.love most of the problems,look for more properties and complete the 6 bedroom duplex.... my question and fear is that should I sell it and start life or keep managing with tenant fee and late payment ..?
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I will give you a seat next to the devil.

You are only looking out for yourself. Here you are looking for justification for your evil deed. Check out how many "I" you used in your plot

She entrusted her children to you as an adult. If you discover more hidden assets, let the children know. The devil is working overtime on you.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Claude Berkley Apologizes Over Bikini Fashion Show In Trinidad Church by InvertedHammer: 1:04pm On Nov 10, 2019
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I applaud the bishop for the apology.
It will help in calming the nerves of the deluded ones who still believe that a church is the house of God instead of a place of business.

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Romance › Re: I cheated, Deep Down I'm In Pains. by InvertedHammer: 12:59pm On Nov 10, 2019
AdeeT:
sad sad cry

Long story cut short, I fell in to her seduction the s We ended up having sex couples of time before she left

I'm in pain guys. A serious one. I need advices.
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One time is a mistake; couple of times is enjoyment.
You are not remorseful. You will do it again if she comes back.
You are only afraid that your girlfriend may find out. Be honest to yourself for once.
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Properties › Re: JJ Emejulu "I Own Enugu Airport": Man Arrests Airport Staff With IGP Squad by InvertedHammer: 12:38pm On Nov 10, 2019
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Whatever food the man is sharing was prepared all the way from Abuja.

Enugu Airport is closed for good. Operation may start after 2023. Buhari and his cohorts know the game they are playing.

IGP made calls when the issue involved is a FG property. He got a go-ahead order before releasing policemen to Mr. Emejuju.

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Crime › Re: SARS Operatives Cornered A Young Man Due To His Hairstyle In Lagos by InvertedHammer: 12:34am On Nov 10, 2019
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The only way is to keep challenging their illegal arrests. 5 SARS officials surrounded by over 100 able-bodied men will not release a bullet bc the chance of them getting away alive is slim. And that's exactly what happened at Computer village today.

Yes. They have guns. But the closer the people are to them, the easier it is to disarm them.
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dara Oladosu Who Built Quoted Replies For Twitter, Employed At Twitter by InvertedHammer: 9:33pm On Nov 09, 2019
einsteine:
Millions of dollars for a bot that a Twitter Engineer can replicate with a week of good work.

Nah, the hiring is even tokenism. They need to up their diversity figures and this was a good opportunity.
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I believe it is all about diversity too. Twitter wins.

But technology is not about capability but ideas.
If he lives in US, patents the idea and Twitter engineers come up with anything remotely similar in execution, the whale copyright lawyers will step in. Even if they have no case, these lawyers know how to irritate corporations into settlement.

There are many small scale start-ups in Silicon valley. Their business model is to develop and shop for buyers.

I must admit that we do not take ideas seriously in Nigeria.

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Romance › Re: Ladies Admit Using “Charm” To Get Men (Screenshots) by InvertedHammer: 9:21pm On Nov 09, 2019
emsco:
Twitter and cooked up stories. Why can't they use the jazz to get top men like Adenuga, Otedola, Dangote and the rest?
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Who told you that they are not paying?

No professional will come online to share her secret. She will be busy fighting to keep her friends away.

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Crime › Re: Man Lost A N34M Bet, Put In A Casket With His Bet Slips After Committing Suicide by InvertedHammer: 2:47pm On Nov 09, 2019
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This is why I support gambling and tithe.

People who have no better use for their money gleefully hand it over to those who know better things to do with money.

At the end, the gamblers go home with shattered hopes and aspirations.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo And The Aso Rock Cabal By Dele Momodu by InvertedHammer: 2:38pm On Nov 09, 2019
Omooba77:
More importantly, I fail to see how this purported removal has anything to do with managing government resources when most if not all of these aides of the Vice President are funded by international donor agencies and not the Nigerian Government....


https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2019/11/09/back-to-the-vice-president-and-the-aso-rock-cabal/amp/
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Say no more.


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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dara Oladosu Who Built Quoted Replies For Twitter, Employed At Twitter by InvertedHammer: 2:11pm On Nov 09, 2019
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I am very sorry for him.

He could have sold QuotedReplies to Twitter and walk away with millions of dollars for other projects. That's how others did it to become rich. He sold himself cheap.

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Family › Re: My Husband Dislikes Me by InvertedHammer: 12:26am On Nov 09, 2019
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amarachi06:
I have been married for 6years without a child. it has been the worst time of My life to be married without a child.

Anytime we argue, he will shout at me with scorn and hateful words but he can never speak to his family members that way.

lf l try to talk with him over some issues or advice which will benefit us, he will shot me down, only for us to suffer later.

l have tried to Know my wrong to him but he doesn't wanna tell me. l am in deep pains cos he has told me "that anytime l want to leave, that am free to do so".

On Monday, he came back around 12am, and l was worried till that time. He came back without explaination and l asked him, whether l am that invisible to him, and his reply was "if l am tired, that l should leave". l now replied, "if l have a child, will you send us out?" he didn't say anything but l know that his attitude is cos of that.

The day l had my Last miscarriage was in 2016, and the tears l had in My eyes was not about my baby but knowing that l will Not be loved again by my husband.

l am tired! l almost went Into depression, and sucide, cos of his attitude to me. l don't Know how to handle him, cos my presence irritates him.

Please Sound advice.
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Post his phone number here.
We want to talk to him.

Else

How can we help you? You said he is frustrated because you have no kids with him. How are we tied into this problem?

Advice: Keep engaging him in horizontal mumbo jumbo until you become pregnant.
Or
IVF !!!
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Travel › Re: Potholes On Road In Nigeria Vs In UK (Pictures) by InvertedHammer: 7:44pm On Nov 08, 2019
freelansa:
Below are pictures showing potholes on a road in Nigeria and the ones on a road in the UK.

The pictures were shared by a Nigerian man on Twitter. According to him, his friend in the UK sent him the picture of the potholes in his street after he shared a picture of the one in Lagos.

https://wotzup.ng/potholes-on-nigerian-road-vs-potholes-on-uk-road-pictures/


Olajide Alex-Oni CWM @jidealexoni



https://mobile.twitter.com/jidealexoni/status/1192758844235096065
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How come Nigerians never dig up anything progressive from other countries to compare with Nigeria.

It is always potholes, flooding, natural disasters, etc.

How about economy, electricity, unemployment, salaries, education, transportation, just to mention a few?
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Romance › Re: I Am Getting Married Yet I Am In So Much Pain/ by InvertedHammer: 8:59am On Nov 08, 2019
pappy2000:
I need to start this write up that i met this lady early this year and i had another lady who from my analysis is not so much in love with me so when i finally met this lady, she was everything i desire in a woman, so we started dating and from dating i went to see her sister in Abuja then from Abuja i went to kogi to meet her parent.

I met her family late June 2019. So I work in a blue chip company with a salary of little more than 100k so but i realized the salary won't make me live my dream life so i took a loan from gtbank to buy a car and use for e hailing.

My fiancee was so much supportive that she on her own decided to add like 200k fund so i bought a toyota matix.

So when I gave out the car the people i gave it to were all misbehaving so i decided that i will drive the car, she was so cool and nice that she will do everything at my beck n call.

Now when i went to meet her sister in Abuja her sister insists that we should pick a date meanwhile in may when we were marking her birthday, she told me how sad she was due to the fact that she was marking her birthday and she is getting younger so i promise her then that we will marry this year. I told her in Novermber so we finally settle for a date and the sister spent her money.

Unfortunately for me things were not as i planned in the uber biz, i need a few repair here and then. Now we got days left to wedding and she has been very irrational. She is pregnant for me, each time she visits me, i will beg her, na the cry and cry. How I truly want a happy home.
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Kindly forward to the slowpoke that is busy paying tithe instead of saving up to support a family.

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