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Girls love guys (chewing gum guys) with beard.

Ladies love guys (Zuckerberg) with money.

It is all about different level of maturity.
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Church has nothing to do with heaven.

If christians don't go to church, who do they expect to fuel the private jets?

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Everyone wants one Nigeria as long as someone else is at the losing end. No sane person will want to maintain the status quo whereby Buhari gave all the sensitive national positions to his people. I am yet to hear anyone ask what exactly are the grievances of the Igbo people. Drive through Igbo land and you will see the stark reality. Take a look at the new railway lines routed away from all Biafran states. Do we talk of federal infrastructures? For the last ten years, they keep promising and renegading on 2nd Niger bridge. FGN will not fix federal roads in the SE and when some states want to use some of their meagre resource for palliative measures on these roads, the FG will become a stumbling block. Check the 2017 budgetary allocation of all the regions. Do you see equity and fairness?

My major concern is that the tempo died during GEJ's era which makes the agitation seem political. People in the SW region think that they will be immune when war starts. All it will take is for one rogue side to bomb the hell out a SW state and Yoruba will be drawn into the war. Read up on all the world wars. Misery likes companion. Everyone will be sucked into the war. I have seen the comparison between 1967 and 2017. However, no one is asking how ND were able to access 50 caliber guns. Folks have access and information now than ever before. The war if and when it starts will consume all irrespective of the geographical location within Nigeria.

ifenuwon:
Good day pple,

I need your advice on some issues bothering me now
My girlfriend (dating for 2 years now with pastor and parents consent) has been behaving very funny these days.

She suddenly starts flirting with other guys openly and anytime I ask her who those guys are, she gets angry and tells me I have no right to ask her who they are even after I discovered she is having hidden chats and dates with them.

The first instance happens to be on her birthday, I planned to take her out and on getting to her shop I met this man there, though I didn't ask her who he was but on getting to the eatery she became very cold and didn't eat any of the things I bought for her...On asking her who the guy was she started telling me I shouldn't ask her but I later got to know the man cos his wife happens to be a patient of mine (I am a male nurse)

Second instance happens to be with a street guy I know
Though I recently started seeing the guy in her shop every day but didn't ask her anything. My suspicion arose wen the few times I actually met the guy in her shop. She starts acting strange and both of them get very quite In one instance the guy was just in front of her and she texted him not knowing I saw what she was doing...

And the following day, I met them together on the way and immediately the guy saw me...he pretended like he wasn't with her and stylishly walked away.
When I asked her who he was, she started over reacting and telling me I shouldn't ask her and if I don't trust her that is my problem.

Now I don't know what to do about her cos our families are close and we go to the same church...pls I need your opinion.

No insults

I think it is ok.

Especially since she has confirmed that her fiance is a bonafide idiot.

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She sold herself to slavery.

No hope for her. If you must travel to a foreign land, go to where you can be protected.

Is this difficult to understand? Sobbing stories from stvpid people are becoming irritating.

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ninetiethcrown7:
Ogbenii you need to learn how to reason in a sequential manner....
because MRx likes anal sex does not mean he would perform such acts on a man.
so in the end i can turn your phrase upside down and say all gay's are not gay but (bisexual) because if the right opportunity presented itself they would bang a woman in the ass. since youve decided to make the ass the subject matter and not the GENDER

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Did I say "denial"?

Here is one of them.

You are gay. Accept it. It is becoming acceptable so no need hiding anymore.

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They are not the same emotionally but technically they are the same because there is only a thin line between them.

I believe that a man who enjoys having anal sex with ladies will definitely bang another man if the right opportunity presents itself. By the way, such men have inalienable right to deny that they are not the same. Their twisted mindsets should be accommodated and not condemned. It is the public condemnation that brings forth the denial.

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It is ok.

By noon the next day, the money will expire.

And if no renewal is intended, the hotel management will change voice for her.

Go to an expensive hotel, pose like a big girl and say you want to see their rooms, they show you...you take pictures and video...come down to lobby and tell them...ahh, I will be back later, let me think about it. Run to your laptop and post. Voila!

billy187:
I believe he got it at that price legitimately. But then I wonder what he had to gain from claiming it came from the US. Hiaces never made it to the US!!

The only problem is that the seller will write whatever price the buyer wants on the Bill of Sale. Give the dealer his own N800k for the van and ask him for a receipt of N3m, he/she will gladly oblige you. They call it aprico or nzama.

For the sake of inflation, I give the bus + nzama = N1.5m. Na 18-yrs old bus.
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Keep a gallon of fuel and lighter ready. Splash them and light them up. No jazz or whatever can withstand 3rd degree burn.

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Is he aware that US does not use Toyota Hiace bus?

Just saying...

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No big deal.
In Igbo culture, shame or accolades are shared by the family.
That's why when people start misbehaving, the kindred call the defaulter to order by hammering sense into him.

Sometimes the thought of "shame to the family" is enough deterrent to many. As a father, the welfare of his children should have been his utmost concern. He is aware of the law of the land. The law was not created specifically for him but for all. If you don't want to bring shame to your family, then stay away from evil.

Everyone is concerned about his children but no one seems concerned about many families he might have destroyed. The community cannot move the goal post because of him.

Everyone should adapt to the society he/she lives in. It is a no brainer. In Nigeria, big thieves are celebrated and petty thieves are roasted. Does it sound justified? No. So if you must steal, make it big or you will be barbecued. Right or wrong, that's the nature of the society. Naysayers will learn the hard way with a tire on their neck and folks ready to ignite them. The lily-livered will cry "jungle justice!" and that's where it ends. As we discuss, some knucklehead is warming up to steal a (I-better-pass-my-neighbour) generator somewhere knowing fully well that if he is caught he ain't going home.

Why the hate?

Celebrities get levels.

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Finally all the ladies that were tapping into Tonto's blessings miraculously disappeared. Na curse/drama una tap enter una life. Una husband go be Mosquill.

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SalamRushdie:
But when Fulani attacks others even Soldier ant will not be seen arriving there . But in this case the govt is even deploying a jet fighter to protect the Fulanis...Kai it is well

The more reason to attack them first. Let the military come in later.

He intimidated them else when he opened the booth they should have checked the spare tire compactment to ensure that he wasn't hiding drugs/guns/human parts there.
He wasn't even searched. Waste of time.

Evans was arrested before the bill was passed.
It will be interesting to see how it ends.
A good prosecutor should find a way to invoke Federal law if it exists. Nigerian wahala tire person.
If it is a crazy place like US, a good lawyer will find a way to wriggle him out technically by msking his confessions inadmissible in court because he was not read his Miranda right--"You have the right to remain silent...everything you say will be used against you blablabla". Any how, he may be serving many decades in prison. But in a crazier place like Nigeria, SARS may waste him and claim that he attempted to escape.

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Tonto said that Igbo men refused to marry her because they ain't sh!t and that she finally met her King X.

https://www.nairaland.com/905871/cannot-marry-igbo-man-because

Well...what an elder sees sitting down, a child cannot see same standing up.

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kinibigdeal:
# BREAKING I may be rearrested. My magistrate bail of
N200K was not perfected. The prison says the warrant
was cancelled. Judicial error. My lawyers have to
perfect the bail now. The complainant is suing me in
both courts SIGH. Media will pounce on this! So unfair!!
They need a prison official here for probable cause. I am
already in Federal high court which should supercede
magistrate. Prison officials need that court order inviting
them to court. I went to the prison fast with a dropcab.
I am back in the courtroom. The judiciary clerk said the
order was not ready yesterday. This morning the court
order to PRISON officials is still not ready. Failure of a
judiciary Prison and courts seem to be enemies.
God is here for my best interest!!
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Should I send people to bail her out?

Yah or Nay

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sarrki:
Fulani herdsmen men wahala tire me ooooo

The problem is not the fulani herdsmen.

The problem is the ones that wait to be attacked first.

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Time flies. 28 comes sooner than most can imagine.

Beautiful ones are not yet born.

Like unemployment in Nigeria, the more you wait, the more ripe ones are joining the singles' market.

Add troubled economy + multiple pages of marriage list to the equation, then 40 becomes the new 25.

It is rough out there.

There is a solution though. Beyond 28, a lady can join the feminists movement out of frustration and
then change her motto to "marriage/men ain't sh1t".

But we understand.
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When Fulani men and their cattle become endangered species in every corner of SE,SS,SW and Middle Belt, Buhari will be forced to address the menace. It is not a rocket science. Crying for help is a colossal waste of time. Instead of running from them, let them be the ones on the
run. That is the only solution.

How could Fulani and their herd of cattle attack and disappear?

If you cannot get them, slaughter the cows. Kudos to Taraba militia.

Bullies only understand the language of violence. And to those who choose to pray, goodluck!

fingard02k:
The Managing Director of Capital Oil and Gas Limited and Ifeanyi Ubah Football Club, Ifeanyi Ubah, has been released by Department of State Security (DSS)

Details of his release will be published soon.

On Friday, 5th May, Ifeanyi Ubah was arrested, by the DSS for his refusal to remit N11 billion of realised from the sales of petroleum products stored in his facility by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC.

DSS spokesman, Tony Opuiyo also accused Dr, Ubah of inciting members of the Petroleum Tanker Drivers Union to stop lifting petroleum products.

Federal High Court in Ikoyi, Lagos, presided over by Justice Muhammed Idris, orders DSS to produce Capital Oil boss and show why Ubah should not be released unconditionally which they failed to produce or release him.

http://www.enzyhub.com/capital-oil-boss-ifeanyi-ubah-has-been-released-by-the-dss/

What do you expect?
FGN can never prosecute anyone convincingly. Nigeria is not about professionalism but titles.
It is only a shake down. That's all.

lalasticlala:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/06/20/photos-faces-kidnappers/

Are those tattoos?

Guilty!

Nail him to the cross.

LionDeLeo:
Yeah, they should increase the tempo.

But when are they increasing withdrawal from Naira-denominated account from $100?

Oil price is collapsing againt. Brent @ $45/barrel and USoil @ 43/barrel. I am just watching to see how long more CBN can keep the injection up. Very wealthy countries with huge external reserves tried interventions and failed woefully. The naira will be going for N600/$ by the end of this year.

chloride6:
So why not come clean with the staff before embarking on such a measure. The shameless company lied to the staff that their salaries were increased only to say something else almost 2 years later.

Who does that?

Mr man, if you can not answer the following questions do not quote me again.

Why cant the company keep it too? Is there a shortage of accounts?

2. The report has not spoken about gratuity that should have accrued as a result the years worked before the new policy. Is that to be forgotten by the staff?

3. Can we ascertain if the increment actually corresponds to the right amount of gratuity owed per year? Is it Inflation adjusted?

4. Can we be sure this is not a gimmick by the management not to increase salaries as staff may be due for salary increment?

The taste of the pudding is in the eating. Now they have no jobs. I wish them luck. If they truly understand the environment they live in, they would have reacted better. They went to war with wrong ammunition. By the way, since you had it figured it....where is NLC in all these discussions?

I thought the issue was salaries in arrears as is common in Nigeria. No. They were being paid as earned. Unbelievable! Their problem is that they are being paid gratuities that are "not guaranteed" to be paid in future.
I hope they will be recalled. It is rough out there.

chloride6:
Tell yourself what you like but this development isn't because of any planning constraints, it just the same old script where a company tries to fleece hardworking people of their money because they are in a lawless country.

Their gratuities were being paid monthly. They were not fleeced. At least you agreed that it is a lawless country--the more reason they should get it while they still can.

chloride6:
Using your logic.... why cant the company keep it for them?

They can. But Nigeria is too unstable to plan your gratuity on any company. Just take a look at what many pensioners are going through in recent times. Isn't it better to get the money when you can?

Benita27:
The first thing I ask guys is what they do for a living. Once stories aren't adding up I take a walk. Can't afford to be dating/married to a yahoo nigga.

Nice piece op.

Emeka's family and friends know him as a hardworking pharmacist not knowing that he was running some kidnapping operations with Evans.

Try beating that. Just keep praying that it wont be your portion. Some smart criminals have professions they use to camouflage their criminal activities.
He tells you his profession. He takes you to his office to his associates. Does that mean that you know his "real" source of income?
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Apparently, this June has been a bad month for Igbo criminals.

It is either they repent or they should go back to the drawing board.

jpphilips:
The bad news is that the elites give the okada riders (majority) the options to choose from right? what kinda education do you have that you are Ok for an okada rider to chart a political future for you, just curious!

The kind of education provided by the elites in Nigeria who by the way prefer to send their children abroad to study because they don't want them to be educated in a way to think like you.