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spyder880:
5 laborers to complete the excavation of a large mansion in 1 day and you pay them N2k each?

Sir, let us do an open challenge for the world to judge. I have a new foundation coming up this month, I have not fixed the starting date yet. Location is Enugu outskirts. Can I give you N100,000 to pay boys for the excavation and another N20,000 for you or anybody you choose to be on the grounds as supervision fees, here is the challenge.

If you can use N120k to deliver this foundation pegging and excavation till column bases are completed in 4 days, I will cough up another N100,000 as fine paid to you for winning the challenge, but if you cannot beat the deadline, you pay me just N10,000? What do you say Sir?

Better be careful with your challenge.

There is a certain man in my village that can chop 10 people food and do 10 people work.

Using the calculation, he will do the whole work in half a day

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mufutau55:
Couple of those MACKS with Chekitaut, and you never have to work again o. Nah lifetime retirement.

Hajji M.

The question is: Who retires first...Egunmogaji or Chekitaut?

I will put money on Cheki.

Liars!

99% of you will go and bury jazz infront of the company.

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I have never hidden my disdain for BMW cars.

Everyone I know that bought one ended up taking it back after about 3 months.
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EgunMogaji:
As a home defense weapon that would be great.

I'll love to conceal carry a weapon while I'm mobile.

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Conceal carry is dangerous. Our people are filled with envy and hatred.
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EgunMogaji:
Nigeria is ripe for legal gun ownership.

If you disagree then I'm in my house come and beat me.

I think individuals can own 12-guage short gun aka pump action gun. I am not sure but that should be a good start.
Load it with some 9P 12/70. 2(3/4) low recoil bullets and any problem remotely challenging will be solved.

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Those armed robbers are policemen.

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LalaLushness:
Now..

If you see your partner .. literally abusing your child physically , mentally to the point she wants to take the child's life ..
it is ok to slap the woman.. beat her well as if she was the child ?

You catch her on top of another man red handed !
Is this good enough reason ? If yes why

She attacks your Mother physically
Is this good enough reason? If yes why

She hit you first !
What do you do ?

We hear and read about stories or have witnessed women being violent if the situation was reversed.... and this is justified because they a women why?
Men if put in this situations listed above how will you handle it ...
Over to you ...


P.S When two couples are in a relationship violence from either male or female .. should not be condoned ...it is just plain wrong ! Any form of domestic violence should be reported .

There is no reason to hit a woman or anyone for that matter...

unless she hits you first.

obitee69:
Good day guys, my brother just confided in me that his wife to be lied to him. She told him she studied law from a UK uni with 2.2 as her grade. She never wanted to go to law school and my cousin has since been encouraging her.

Now he just stumbled on her certificate which says she studied Sociology and graduated with a pass!!

Now hes depressed. Hes white is in 2months time and he has already done trad. Pls what should he do!!

A house built on shaky foundation will eventually collapse.
A marriage built on lies is dead on arrival.
The cousin should be glad that God showed him the truth before the wedding.
Marriage is not courtship.
He should drop her like a bad habit.

AdoraAmadi:
Director-General, Bureau of Public Service Reforms, Dr. Joe Abah who has been married for 25 years took to his Twitter page to give fellow men tips on how to keep keep and make their wives happy.

According to him, the tips won’t work for everyone…

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/joe-abah-marriage-tips.html

I believe he meant how to treat a "reasonable" wife.

Some people are not worth the effort. Unless we assume that all ladies are perfect.

Nigeria can never break up. Why?

"What God has put together, let no man put asunder".

Who is God to the blacks? A whiteman!

So how dare mere mortals question the action of their God that put people of different ethnicity together and had his wife name them like a pet dog? It doesn't help that their God was named LORD Lugard. If you read his impression on Africans written in 1926, it lays credence to the notion that our instincts as blacks are closer to animals than humans.

This slave mentality is core to those against disintegration. When folks that are fully emancipated from slavery meet, they will talk about restructure, referendum and conference. Until then, allow the slaves to maintain their ways.
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LalaLushness:
Nairalanders let us Really think about both sides and look at all possible scenarios ..
Who is to blame for prostitution ?

Do you think if men stop going out and seeking these protitutes out giving the money etc or Is it the women to blame
Also take into consideration those forced into this or has been groomed from childhood...

* The prostitute (explain why)

*The Clients (explain why)

Lets discuss.....moral views, liberal, religious views welcome

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Blame sex.

If prostitutes cease to exist, men will pay the ladies down the street.

Either way, money or gifts are being exchanged for sex.
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Pebcak:
Regardless of the area there is no well defined line between bargaining and lying or how cultural values oppose what the law sees as lie or screwing someone over.

Maritime, Bankruptcy, corporate, civil right, criminal, environmental, family, health, immigration, entertainment, intellectual property, international, labor, tax, real estate, military....... all these lawyers have something in common they understand the law that guide their area of specialty.

Why do i need a lawyer to understand the law and stay compliant or find loop holes to favor my personal/business gain and to get me out of trouble if I break the law, in as much as I want to believe that not all lawyers lie I want to say that circumstances to screw their opponent over is yet to present itself.

I appreciate their work and there is no self righteousness here bro.

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It seems you had a bad experience with a lawyer.

Lawyers are not out to screw clients. They raise doubts, ask pertinent questions to protect the rights of their clients under law. The problem is that lay men like us look at law from a moral standpoint. Morally right doesn't mean legally right.

Of course like in every profession, there are some people who are guided by pecuniary interests only. So do not rush to judgment to nail a lawyer to a cross under the preconceived notion that lawyers are liars.
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Pebcak:

IMOO
Sister (should a truthful person) --> truth = +
Lawyer (most cases are manipulative its all about their client, they bend he truth to create that iota of doubt) --> lies = -

lawyer sister --> truth X lies --> + X - = -

this one weak me

except sister no want practice law

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You should have enquired of her area of specialty first.

Not all lawyers are prosecutors or defense counsel.
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TwoBottles:
Maintaining a cordial relationship with his ex girlfriend (mother of his kids) is maturity. And she also spoke well of him sometime ago. How else would you define it pretty one??

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Marriage used to be it until government got involved and turned it into contractual agreement and obligations.

Compare the rate of divorce now and before. People used to marry for love. These days it is more for comfort than love. It is either people wake up to the reality of the millenium or they will continue to get burned.
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See as all of una dey brag how well you go treat ya mama.

No wonder a particular man said no more training for im pikins dem as im wan enjoy himself before joining his ancestors.

Fathers need love and TLC too.

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divicode:

Blockhead, the issue is not whether you need the oil or neither about our development. It is about the effectiveness of your so called sit-at-home in PH! If the Niger-delta is polluted, it is none of your business! We don't want you to come and "develop" our place with drug trafficking. Leave Niger-delta with her problems it is none of you problems. You have enough problem to face in your virtual biafrauud republic. Continue living in your imagination of your biafrauud republic and leave us alone!
Little flatttron, did you hear me?

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It must be frustrating to know that your opinion doesn't matter.

When and if such a time comes, the real ND folks will make a decision.

And they will force you to do exactly as instructed. So go ahead, knock yourself out with venting online. I understand.
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All those gloating over the malnourished Igbo children during the Biafran war should go to various IDP camps in the North.

Do you want to see the pictures of the Jews in Hitler's concentration camp? Today Jews control the world. No condition is permanent.

Some of the houses that folks live in today and claim to be landlords in Lagos or Rivers state belong to Igbo folks but confiscated with Federal might as abandoned property. In other words, without such daylight robbery your grandparents would be exposed for the losers they were for not being able to afford a bag of cement on their own. Well...time heals. Such houses are pretty much shanties these days.

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wickedworld:
Pls where can I get the TCA peel ? Needs it badly

Try amazon.com.

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Night vigil!!!?

No way in hell.

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bossman44:
Hello family! Pls what can i use to clear this blackspots on my face.it is as a result of pimples that i have had and have dried up. i have tried suggestions from. Different people it's npt working the only thing i notice is my face lightning up and not the spots clearing.. Pls if you have ever had spots and you were able to clear it pls tell me what you used. If you haven't used what you are recommending for me. Pls donnot bother.. So i don't end up wasting money''
Pls help move to front page!

Crush aspirin tablets, mix with water to form paste and put on your face. Wash off after 15minutes.

2. Squeeze juice out of fresh lemon, apply on your face. Then wash off after 15minutes.

For more aggressive treatment, do a TCA 25% chemical peel. Your facial skin will start peeling off within 1 week and will appear disgusting to behold. But after one week, you will have a baby face.




There you have it.

duketunde:
"I encountered the ghost of a dead woman yesterday night/early hours of this morning. Remembering it still sends chills across my body.
Personally, I don't believe in ghosts. I know that it is appointed unto men once to die, and after that, judgment follows. I said let me tell you, to hear your opinion. I don't know who else to confide in about this. I'm a doctor. I can't be telling stories about ghosts online. No one will believe it. I'll sound insane.

Yesterday night that brought in today, I took call for a colleague who was having menstrual pain. She begged me to do the call for her. Then, a woman was brought in with what I suspected to be post surgical sepsis. The op site was soaked with effluent from the wound. The surgery was done at State Specialist Hospital three days prior to presenting to us. Her temperature read "Hi" on the thermometer, which means her body was so hot that the thermometer could not record it. I called my seniors who were in theatre then, told them what I have with me in the emergency, and I took instructions from them. I secured IV access. I gave 2g of IV cefriaxone (Rocephin brand) stat, and IV Flagyl 500mg stat. She was going. I called my seniors again and told them temperature is not coming down after one hour. I was told to give IV PCM 600mg stat. I then reopened the wound, washed with NS, and redressed with savlon and povidone iodine.

She was a Yoruba Christian. She was praying, holding my hands, saying that I should not let her die, that she still has little children at home. She then started behaving abnormally, talking irrationally and screaming, also convulsing intermittently.
At this point, I called a senior who came in, assessed her and told me privately that she won't make it. He told me to continue masterly activity which I did.

She finally died after few hours she was brought in. I certified her dead in her file, disconnected all life support, and went to my house to sleep around 3am when the call got less busy. I was weak and sad. Did you know, this woman followed me home. I was shocked when I felt there was someone looking at me from my window. My body was shaking. I've never believed in ghosts, but she came to my window and stood there, with same clothes she was wearing when she was brought in. She said why did I allow her to die. I was lost for words for a moment, thinking I was dreaming. But damn, it wasn't a dream. I just drank coke from the fridge few minutes ago. I rebuked her in Jesus' name, telling her I did my best. I told her to go back to where she came from. She stood there for a while, looking at me, then turned and walked away. I heard her footsteps as she walked away. I didn't sleep again till morning. I opened the fridge and took out coke and drank, to be sure I was not dreaming, then started praying in tongues to control the fear in my heart."

What can be a reasonable explanation for this?

Credit: Chukwudi Iwuchukwu on https://web.facebook.com/chukwudi.iwuchukwu?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

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He did all he could do under the circumstances.

On the paranormal activities around your house, ensure that you wear layers of clothings before going to sleep because as I see am, na better flogging go follow next visit.
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holuwajobar:
I may sound like am judging king pharoah but am nt.... According to Roman9:17, God said he created pharoah to exalt himself, to show how powerful He is......so since pharoah has accomplish his purpose on earth, do u think he will make Heaven?? Give reason to ur answer

Last time we know... Pharaoh never visited Nigeria.

So he must be in heaven.

Don't let them scare you with hell. In Nigeria, you are a living witness.
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2 years from now you will be doing Thanksgiving for dodging this train-wreck-waiting-to-happen.

Every man/woman you cherish now is the best you can do at this time. It doesn't mean he/she is the best. As you grow, you will look back at this moment and shake your head at your naivety. Move on.
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There is no such thing as "free meal"

What a sad day!

Appointments here and there. ..

And Ngeneukwuenu and Omenkalives only get recharge cards

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The marriage is over.

You are only kicking your misery down the road.

After about 5 years, marriage turns to "managing".

It is either people can manage or not.

Obviously she cannot manage.

Make sure she tastes any food before you eat. She has been brainwashed like PDP and APC zombies on nairaland.
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All these shows and no contact phone numbers or address.

Nawa for some people.
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Let's continue

Nice set.

Evidence of cultural difference.

Having these tools and having the initiative to use them is considered a sign of poverty in Nigeria. Handiwork is for poor people while portruding stomach is an evidence of good living. No wonder life expectancy is 50.

Kudos! Team DIY.

Ubongdemaga:
which business is dat? Am planning to go into business

Bricklayer.

N60/ block × 200 blocks x 2 days in a week = N24k / week

Which is N96k / month working only 2 days consistently in a week.

Labourers:
N2500/day x 3 days x 4 = N30k in a month with no skill.

4 years of university + tuition + handouts + strike + NYSC == still struggling to make N30k/ month. Life is not fair.