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 Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hotel Manager Job With 25,000 Naira Salary. Would You Take The Offer? by InvertedHammer: 3:48pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
Mr Aboki: So how would the manager incrase his monthly pay by working in the hotel?! Tips or what?!/ * bootlegging (coughs! coughs! ) *sneaking in guests (usually done in connivance with receptionists) *kickbacks on events (tips from event managers) *over-invoicing (buys 10 liters of gas and bills for 25) ...just to mention a few Pay them more and they will still do the same. So owner is just taking a preemptive strike on his paycheck.  \ |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hotel Manager Job With 25,000 Naira Salary. Would You Take The Offer? by InvertedHammer: 3:45pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
anitank: Some hotel mangers make more than 100% of their salary before the end of the month....if you know how to work smart/ I guess they factored that in too. It is what it is... The owners probably know that the only way to get a Nigerian manager to be honest is to sit on him. I guess they don't have that time. \ |
| Christianity Etc › Re: An Experience At Pastor Chris Okotie’s Church In Lagos by InvertedHammer: 1:50am On Jan 03, 2014 |
/ Chris Okotie is not running a church. He is running a ministry. Stop mixing ministers with pastors....two different callings. \ |
| Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG To Start 100 Days Fasting in January 2014 by InvertedHammer: 8:50pm On Jan 01, 2014 |
manny4life: Scammer? A 60 yr old pastor who's achieved the highest echelon of his career in Accounting before coming here, a CPA here in the states with his own firm is a scammer. Sometimes I pity you guys, your use of language can be out of line...smh/ Accounting was a stepping stone. He made millions as an accountant. Now he is making billions as a christian hustler. Do you now understand why he changed career. \ |
| Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG To Start 100 Days Fasting in January 2014 by InvertedHammer: 8:06pm On Jan 01, 2014 |
/ WASTE OF TIME. Person wey im house dey burn no dey pursue rat. Do you want to see immediate change in Nigeria? Let Boko Haram declare that henceforth any politician charged with corruption will be a target until eliminated. Action speaks louder than voice...Prayers without good deed is dead. \ |
| Fashion › Re: What Type Of Perfume Do You Use? by InvertedHammer: 6:58pm On Jan 01, 2014 |
/ I don't know the name... I go ask the Aboki wey dey sell am for Ojota park... then I will let u know \ |
| Business › Re: Can A Customer Sue Bank For Undeposited Money Lost During Bank Robbery? by InvertedHammer: 6:55pm On Jan 01, 2014 |
/ Happy New Year to all! My question: If the money is not deposited, how does the bank know how much you have to even assume responsibility? The bank shall bear no responsibility for funds not entrusted in their care. \ |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan's Message to Nigerians on New Year & New Century Of Amalgamation by InvertedHammer: 5:00am On Jan 01, 2014 |
/ GEJ is always smiling from drunken stupor.... Surprisingly people tend to mistake that smile for warmth Until they ban alcohol esp. Sango otta brand from Aso Rock, I no go take am serious. . \ 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Keshi Draws Vs Kano Pillars by InvertedHammer: 2:32pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
/ If you are a member of the team, will you play your heart out in that game? Injury from the game fit put sand sand for your garri. A beg oo! \ 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: Homebuilt Radio controlled Helicopter by InvertedHammer: 1:06am On Dec 31, 2013 |
/ @OP: Are there any tools/equipment that you need to make this better? Make a list. Perhaps, there are folks here that may be willing to help. \ |
| Science/Technology › Re: Homebuilt Radio controlled Helicopter by InvertedHammer: 6:37pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
/ This is absolutely amazing!!! Kudos! \ |
| Family › Re: Getting Married To Your Age mate by InvertedHammer: 12:10pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
icankel: Early love sweet like chewing gun once u finish d sweet part of u will get tired of d gum. My don't b carried away maybe her beauty or wit d way she treats u on bed or her career cos after marriage all must transform. my bros made such mistake n now suffering it alone. Anyway all d best/ Right on point! See as everyone dey talk love this love that. Even when the OP has categorically said that they were just together for a few days. Some dey form marriage expert join while some with their heads stuck very far in their rear ends believe their responses are very matured in advising the OP to leap before he looks. Mtcheeeeeew!!! It is quiet appalling how easily people use the word "love". \ |
| Family › Re: Getting Married To Your Age mate by InvertedHammer: 11:37am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Tijay90: If you truly love her(as you claim),you won't come to Nairaland to seek validation...js saying.../ You are a genius! Apparently something about the new relationship is bothering the OP. But he just cannot handle the truth. \ |
| Politics › Re: Describe Your Governor's Performance In 2013 In One Word? by InvertedHammer: 11:32am On Dec 30, 2013 |
/ Anambra...Peter Obi: Trend-setter! \ 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Getting Married To Your Age mate by InvertedHammer: 11:28am On Dec 30, 2013 |
dayokanu: You know Lola Omotayo is like 5yrs older than P Square and she don get pikin/ Yeah? And you wonder why we keep hearing stories about P-Square in a strip club. Besides she don born finish too \ |
| Family › Re: Getting Married To Your Age mate by InvertedHammer: 11:02am On Dec 30, 2013 |
/ @OP: Haha. Everyone of your cheerleaders keeps harping on "if she loves and respects you". How in the world are you going to know this? From just these few months of courtship? LOL. You know that voice at the back of your mind that prompted you to open this thread? Listen to it. Every new relationship always feels like heaven until the real challenges show up. Besides what she told you, how do you know she equally feels the same way about you? Your conscience and I are trying to save you from you. As inter alia stated, I DARE YOU TO MARRY THIS LADY with the little you know about her. Forget the primary school infatuation. Women usually go gaga at the word "marriage". Some people tells you how it worked for them without giving the full details...that's assuming they are being honest. Some say na sugar sugar. Ok ooo! If they say so. Don't do it....Thank me later in a few years to come. \ |
| Family › Re: Lucky Cow 'Bless' Pregnant Women With Baby Boys by InvertedHammer: 4:05am On Dec 30, 2013 |
/ And just when you think you have heard it all.... \ |
| Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Donates Items To Widows In Uromi, Edo State (photos) by InvertedHammer: 3:52am On Dec 30, 2013 |
/ A very kind gesture. But come to think of it. ... 5000 widows in one town? I don't believe it! What is killing the husbands? \ |
| Family › Re: Getting Married To Your Age mate by InvertedHammer: 1:56am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Wislet: the reasoning of some 'human beings' can be appalling./ I dare the OP! After 30, ladies are good for second wives only. Case closed \ 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Getting Married To Your Age mate by InvertedHammer: 1:47am On Dec 30, 2013*. Modified: 6:30am On Dec 30, 2013 |
koyes: This is the comment of an immature person. Op please ignore this./ I am a realist. OP: The ladies in the house are cheering you on. Go ahead and do it. You think marriage is a joke. A trial will convince you. Of all the millions of succulent babes in Nigeria, na dead wood you wan go carry. On reading some of the ladies' posts here, i. reminds me of a popular Igbo adage, "nwoke nwanyi na afuru oja na eji azu ukwu amaba be ndi mmuo"(a man who dances to the melodious tunes of women's flute always ends up with the dead). That is to say, thread carefully on women's flattery. Cave ne sedes. Caveat emptor! \ |
| Fashion › Re: Whats The Difference Between THICK And FAT by InvertedHammer: 1:21am On Dec 30, 2013 |
/ Both sizes are big. Thick is big and smooth. Fat is big garnished with triple chin, portruding stomarch, body rolls and stretch-marks. Throw in body Odour if you want. Either way, fat is disgusting. On the positive side, fatties make good midnight booty calls. \ |
| Romance › Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by InvertedHammer: 12:54am On Dec 30, 2013 |
/ @OP: I don't know about you but... Jerking off is better and cheaper than se.x. Q.E.D. \ |
| Family › Re: Getting Married To Your Age mate by InvertedHammer: 12:46am On Dec 30, 2013 |
/ DON'T DO IT!!! Love just dey shack you now...but 2 years after marriage your eyes go open. Nobody goes into marriage hoping for the worst, but I can guarantee you that you are just fulfilling your childhood fantasy. When it wears off and you are stuck with this mamasita, na then your wahala go start. You think you know her because you just spent few days with her? Good luck. There are reasons why she is still single in the mid-30s. Don't carry your legs enter wahala o! At her age, most ladies pretend to be nice because they have limited options. But as soon as she ropes you in, you are screwed. Take a cue from Princess the comedian. Don't be the hero who tries to wipe out an old cargo's shame. Forewarned is fore-armed. Stop thinking with the little head. \ |
| Nairaland General › Re: What "OP" Stands For? by InvertedHammer: 9:13pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
SYL = See Your Life CGG = cum gargantuan gaga DA = Dancing azonta DE = Dancing Etighi DS = Dancing Skelewu TG = Team Garri SJQ = See JAMB Question |
| Business › Re: GTBank Stops Over-The-Counter Western-Union Transactions, Use Internet Banking by InvertedHammer: 7:04pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
[quote author=Love_Decay]The dorm account is a zero minimum balance account, the 100 bucks is a simple measure, just to see if you can afford the services. You can withdraw, the 100 bucks whenever you want its your money. Internet banking is the best thing for now, you can keep a strong track of your transactions.[/quote]\ Try withdrawing the whole $100 from your dorm account and let me know the result. It ain't gonna happen. You cannot have $0.00 in your dorm account. You think banks are not in business to make money? It is called service charge for a reason. / |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by InvertedHammer: 6:55pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
/ What's with all these sex sex sex stuff? A carton of Lavender lotion contains 12 big size bottles of lotion. ..and it costs only $38 in Costco. That should last any man for 1 year. ..Killing 2 beds with 1 stone----sexual gratification (Goodbye women!) while at the same time building your biceps (Goodbye gym!). Don't forget to alternate your hands in sessions to ensure equal bicep muscle tone. #teamJerkoff \ |
| Celebrities › Re: Comedienne Princess Ends 7 Month Marriage by InvertedHammer: 6:48pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
IYA NGBALI: @all close your eyes for a minute and imagine how princess would look unclad while in bed....that ends the news/ Even viagra would give up in such a situation. Talk about e.rection killer I no blame the guy sha...condition na im make crayfish bend \ |
| Celebrities › Re: Comedienne Princess Ends 7 Month Marriage by InvertedHammer: 12:42am On Dec 28, 2013*. Modified: 5:46am On Dec 28, 2013 |
Ishilove: What manner of bullshit is this? Why is everyone harping about her size? What makes y'all think her size played a role in the divorce?? Are Kate Henshaw, Funke Akindele, Kefee, Shan George, Mona Lisa, Lola Alao and co fat women? They all have one thing in common and it isn't their size.There is a big difference between circumstantial divorce and guaranteed divorce. Stay off the pot of soup ladies. The hubby took a preemptive strike out. Princess never born look like this, you can imagine when she born like 2 pikin join. Ovorkor Ovorkor! !! //By the way....Ishii....you no dey sleep? 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Comedienne Princess Ends 7 Month Marriage by InvertedHammer: 12:36am On Dec 28, 2013*. Modified: 5:45am On Dec 28, 2013 |
Ishilove: Haaa, another 'sensible' comment... So the only thing that sustains a marriage is an e'rection? Wonderful!!/ The moment your hubby cannot get 'serious' er.ection looking at your usually sets off a chain reaction that ends in divorce. Do you know how much Pfizer pulls in in a year from selling viagra? My dear ....e'rection is very important in marriage and fatties can kill er.ection. If in doubt, ask Princess' husband. \ |
| Romance › Re: Five Words ladies Use in a conversation and their meaning. by InvertedHammer: 12:07am On Dec 28, 2013*. Modified: 5:44am On Dec 28, 2013 |
/ Fine...nothing...go ahead...whatever...that' ok...wow! All these have different meanings when used by ladies. But the main puzzle will be figuring out if I really give a fvck! \ |
| Celebrities › Re: Comedienne Princess Ends 7 Month Marriage by InvertedHammer: 10:08pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
/ Let me guess... Just like during courtship everyone usually sends in his/her representative. However during marriage, the real person surfaces. I guess the hubby found out too late what it takes to maintain e.rection. Most often than not, e.rectile dysfunction can be cured by a mere sight of succulent bossom and apple bottom. Throw in a fatty in the mix, and the marriage crumbles. \ 1 Like |
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