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 Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Recruitment Cool Tv And Wazobia Tv by InvertedHammer: 9:25pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
/ OP: A beg for the Bumper expert...what kind of car? My friend's nephew is a panel beater and he needs a job. \ |
| Health › Re: Medication For Vaginal Itching? by InvertedHammer: 9:18pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
/ Like seriously? Your abunna dey itch and na for NL you wan find answer instead of going to a doctor? Goodluck with that. Patience is not needed in this one. The only assistance i can give is to help u scratch am. I heard some women refuse to see their doctors for awhile because the scratching dey sweet. As in oko babangida a.k.a oko achorom ima a.k.a oko achara moto. Go see your doctor. |
| Sports › Re: Kenya Demand Friendly Match With Nigeria by InvertedHammer: 9:02pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
/ They demanded? Is friendly match by force? I guess it is a request. \ |
| Politics › Re: Reps Urge FG To Suspend New Tariff On Used Vehicles by InvertedHammer: 6:06pm On Dec 27, 2013*. Modified: 9:06pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
patriotic007: We keep on using unemployment as a political tool to fight the ruling administration,but when a policy that will tend to end or reduce unemployment is formulated,we fight against it with all our might,.....As for me any policy that will encourage industries and create employment is a welcome developement,....AND PLEASE ANY PARTY COMING TO ASK FOR VOTES SHOULD NOT JUST TELL US THAT IT WILL END UNEMPLOYENT,....IT SHOULD ALSO TELL US HOW/ Nothing in the bill is aimed at unemployment. Basic infrastructures are the foundation for curbing unemployment. If you build, they will come. Be informed that no level of insecurity will deter profit-driven corporations from investing in any country. There is never short supply of sacrificial employees to fill all positions as long as the profit margin is very enticing. Having said this, ban or high tarriff on used vehicles will not encourage investors into Nigeria. Nigeria lacks basic infrastructures. Factor in high cost of doing business and corruption, you will realize the FG is inherently chasing shadows on this one. Out of millions of unemployed folks, the industry may end absorbing only a few thousand. Oh I forgot....the industry is not even at inception stage yet and the bottleneck is supposed to go into effect by next month \ 6 Likes |
| Career › Re: FG To Investigate Case Of Pregnant Worker Beaten By Lebanese Boss by InvertedHammer: 4:12am On Dec 27, 2013 |
[quote author=Mayor_of_Lagos]Lebanese caught with heavy cache of weaponry in Kano. High grade weapons found in Lebanese supermarket in Abuja. Lebanese abused pregnant Nigerian and caused loss of baby. Nigerians beaten and killed in Goa, India. ---------------------------------------- Why were her coworkers not on her rescue when this was going on? This must be a normal way for this lebanese to treat his workers. There are many accounts of Lebanese and other expatriates generally maltreating their Nigerian workers and if they fight back the boss can call in Nigerian police who, for a bribe, will add to the punishment. NLC needs to come up with punitive measures for these abuses. By all means this Lebanese should be deported to his war torn nation for murdering a Nigerian and attempted murder on the victim's parent.[/quote]Interesting how ignorant someone can be. Someone committed this heinous crime and you are talking of "deportation". He needs to be prosecuted, sentenced and all his assets in Nigeria seized as a deterrent to others. Anything short of these will be a miscarriage of justice. |
| Business › Re: Confessions Of A Ghana-based Nigerian Youth by InvertedHammer: 4:01am On Dec 27, 2013*. Modified: 5:28am On Dec 27, 2013 |
Let me weigh in here. / Every developing country is busy protecting her citizens' interests. Nigeria is just about the only country in the world where any foreigner can come in and lord over the citizens and aborigins. Even the freaking Lebanese, Indians, Pakistanis act like demigods in Nigeria. I like the way Ghana government is protecting her citizens from financial encroachment. I applaud her government for that. Nigerians too much like awoof. Una wan another person suffer finish, make am comfortable then una go carry una wahala enter there dey claim right. Why cant you fight and claim the same right in your country? \ 12 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Casual Sex: The Most Promiscuous Cities In The World by InvertedHammer: 4:04pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
/ So you want to go to Thailand for sex? Chances are you are sleeping with a he-she (transvestite) Everyone in these pictures below was a male until the surgeon showed up. Buyers beware!!! https://www.thaimedicalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/phillippines-ladyboy-contest-1.jpg [img]http://ifitshipitshere.files./2009/05/miss2btiffany2btransexual2bbeauty2bpagent2bnhvwqtlazxol.jpg[/img] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice In Men Right Away by InvertedHammer: 11:20pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
auskenfine: And (This does not start a sentence I know) where are the women(s)lol. Tell us what U go for at first. Okay./ Your grammar is super! Your punctuations are unbeatable! Remove the logs in your eyes first... \ |
| Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice In Men Right Away by InvertedHammer: 11:08pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
blackprowler: You have made an unforgivable mistake. If Nigerian girls could be like Western girls, you will be in paradise here. When you talk prenups, I see YOU watch TV too much. It exists with SOME celebrities, virtually unknown in the real world. I've lived there and I follow their forums very well, not this yeye nairaland contributors (not all, but most)/ Your sins and ignorance are forgiven. As if you expect every Joe 6-pack to have a prenup. You are under the false notion that every westerner is rich. I believe that "generally" Nigeria girls are still better in all aspects. \ |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Michelle Obama Wants To Divorce Barack Obama - National Enquirer by InvertedHammer: 11:02pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
/ She ain't going no where. Na shakara \ 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Internal Recruitment In NNPC by InvertedHammer: 9:41pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
xandy84: Bro, you are a learner! so you now compare common ABU admission to NNPC? Have you been to NNPC headquarter in Abuja? If yes then you will know that your option is out of it man. If No then you cant even get to the main gate without cogent reason and private or official will not work out because the person you want to see must have notify the security of you coming or else, you are on a long thing man./ What I gave is an example to the level most NLs will understand. Did you read the part that said " I have got more things done this way than the normal route". My point: Go to the main source...the highest level and leave the rest to God. If it doesn't work for NNPC, it may work for something else. I want the OP to have the guts to approach the highest officer he possibly could in any endeavour in Nigeria. Unless you are telling me that NNPC is the only corporation in Nigeria. The middle men are there to create opportunities for themselves. Thus cases like "visa scams" and "employment scams" still exist. Try it. \ |
| Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice In Men Right Away by InvertedHammer: 9:36pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
a2personal2013: In Nigeria d case is different. The car you came with matters most otherwise people like Obj would have been wifeless.so money is the number one. If u agree with me say ye ye/ I agree with you but truth be told, Nigeria women are looking only for some level of comfort. But western women on the other hand, are the most gold-diggers that I have encountered in my life. Don't let the movies fool you. You hear about prenuptial agreement in the west because everything happens for a reason. \ |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Internal Recruitment In NNPC by InvertedHammer: 9:18pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
/ I wonder the manner of people that are growing up in Nigeria these days. What happened to having balls? Don't pay anybody. Get up on Tuesday or Wednesday. Dress nice in a fitting suit, walk straight to whoever is in-charge of recruitment in the office (no appointment necessary or you will never see him/her). When you get to the office and fill the visitors' form, on reason for visit put down "private" Walk into the office with your CV (1st class or 2nd class upper preferably) and present your case. Straight to the point. Most often than not, they will be impressed with your "liver"/guts/confidence. Let him lead you, if he wants. Otherwise,go home with your head high for at least you tried. There is no harm in trial. It takes only one day to know someone. I have got more things done this way than the normal route. Not bragging...but my admission to ABU was handled by the JAMB registrar himself. I have never been unemployed in my adult life. Grow some balls and let the rest come to you. So bros, go to NNPC. Goodluck! \ 7 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Ini Edo And Victor Olaotan Of Tinsel by InvertedHammer: 9:10pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
[quote author=Mr•Olodo][size=14pt]Me and d op who fine pass a beg make una talk truth....?[/size][/quote]/ E for be 1: 1 except for the vacuum cleaner wey dey your face. I wonder how your neighbours dey manage get air when breeze no dey. \ |
| Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice In Men Right Away by InvertedHammer: 8:51pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
/ OP: Misleading topic. It should be: 6 Things Women in "High School love" Notice in Men Right Away Usually the first 3 questions a woman will ask you will be centered on what you do for a living. And that my friend is the foundation of the other attributes you listed. For matured minds, the list below is an example of real life considerations-- 1. Physical stature : Check 2. Appearances and attractiveness: Check 3. Smile: Check 4. Humour: Check 5. Confidence: Check 6. Conversation: Check 7. Occupation: Okada rider. Hell Noooooooo! Deal breaker! \ 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Federal Government Agency Buys 10 Bullet Proof Cars by InvertedHammer: 7:59pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
/ I cannot complain anymore. I have been invited to come and chop. I have been appointed the new...(You will know in no distant time) GEJ for LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \ |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Can I Make Heaven Without Going To Church? by InvertedHammer: 7:51pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
/ Wetin concern church and heaven? Church is supposed to be a place where believers get together to worship God. But today, church has been redefined as a place where smooth talkers gather and hustle their followers. They promise their followers enjoyment in heaven..while they opt for enjoyment on earth. And if that format doesn't work, they coerce/threaten you to bribe God to get his blessings. Most Nigerians do not see anything wrong in this practice because bribery is an acceptable practice in the society. That is to say, bribe the policeman, freedom of movement; bribe the judge, freedom from prosecution; bribe God, material acquisition. You do not need church to go to heaven. Which church sef? Catholics detest Anglicans who detest pentecostal and vice versa in reverse order. \ 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Builds Duplex For Parents (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 7:41pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
/ Linda said that she built the house for her parents in her town Nkwerre, Imo State. The house is supposedly still under construction. The intention was to get it ready before this Xmas but due to orisirisi, that intention was defeated. . \ |
| Business › Re: "Frustrating Queues @ ATM Centres" by InvertedHammer: 4:29pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
/ Next year withdraw 1 week in advance. \ |
| Politics › Re: ... by InvertedHammer(op): 4:27pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
Ibro Yaya: Me, I just want to know much was spent on these same animals before GEJ came to power. Because I believe this zoo existed long before GEJ came to power./ You are not making any sense. Are you saying that we should not make changes to events no matter how outrageous because it was initiated by a predecessor? That is, if a predecessor stole billions, the incumbent better steal billions afterall the latter did not start embezzlement. I can't follow your logic. \ 2 Likes |
| Politics › ... by InvertedHammer(op): 7:59am On Dec 24, 2013*. Modified: 5:54am On Sep 29, 2015 |
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| Crime › Re: Wife Slits Husband's Manhood Over Food Allowance by InvertedHammer: 11:29pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
jagabanare: The victim, Olamilekan Idowu Daniji, 34, told The Nation yesterday that his wife of three years, Nofisat, woke him up from sleep on the fateful day, threatening that between them, one person must die./ Sad...but funny in a hurtful way \ |
| Travel › Re: Expanded Terminal Opens At Murtala Muhammad Airport Lagos(photos) by InvertedHammer: 11:18pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
/ I like the letter written by OBJ. Criticism like that is needed in a democratic dispensation to keep the leaders on their toes. When everyone becomes "Alleluia boys/girls", nothing gets done Now GEJ should know that all eyes are watching. Perhaps, this may stir him to prove critics wrong by doing the right thing. Just out of curiosity..when you people elected GEJ what was it that you elected him to do? Why all these nonsensical celebration? Kinda nauseating if you ask me. . \ |
| Fashion › Re: A Woman With Tribal Marks Was Transformed With Makeup (Pictures) by InvertedHammer: 2:20pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
/ This is serious o! So on a good day, I will toast the one on the right. And wake up to the one on the left in the morning. Yawa go gas ooo! Caveat emptor! \ |
| Education › Re: Most Expensive Private Universities In Nigeria Unveiled by InvertedHammer: 5:19pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
/ So you mean people paid all these hefty fees and still ended up in unemployment? Money which if saved...attend OAU/UNN/UI/etc....will remain to be used to startup something post graduation. Well... \ |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Embraces APC - See Photo by InvertedHammer: 12:28pm On Dec 22, 2013*. Modified: 2:22pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
/ Most people see the APC politicians as the same old architects that designed the plagued house called Nigeria. What I find funny is that the same critics are sitting at the comfort of their homes wishing that Jesus levitates down from heaven to Aso Rock to run Nigeria. But it ain't gonna happen. Whether you like the strange bedfellows or not, one glaring fact is that they are fighting for a cause ---personal or not. The change that Nigeria deserves can only come from within. You cannot wish for a change yet turn around to criticize any atom of change that events throw up. \ 3 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Okotie Buys N120m Rolls Royce To Mark Pastoral Anniversary by InvertedHammer: 12:10pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
/ Who is the fool here? The pastor that bought N120m car or the poor rat that is happy that his widow`s mite contributed to the acquisition? I believe that the likes of Chris will make heaven because they are showing i.diots how to make use of money that the i.diots would rather give away. If you are poor and financing a smooth salesman`s lifestyle. ..that na your kini. \ |
| Romance › Re: Best Looking Nairaland Couples 2013! by InvertedHammer: 1:59am On Dec 22, 2013 |
/ I will post mine later... The runz babe wey i dey rent dey busy this weekend. Kindly bear with me... Couple na couple. \ 1 Like |
| Health › Re: How To Eliminate Vaginal Odor by InvertedHammer: 8:50pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
/ All u poon eaters...remember that when you eat poon, you are eating away your destiny. Poverty will be your portion. \ |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo's First Wife Wrote A Book About Him by InvertedHammer: 6:15pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
/ You have not seen anything yet. Wait till you read my open letter to Seun for not giving out Xmas bonanza money like Linda Ikeji did. It is going to shake Nigeria. I know i have the full support of Unemployed Graduates Association of Nigeria (UGAN) NL chapter. \ |
| Culture › Re: How Often Do You Visit Your Village? by InvertedHammer: 3:48pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
/ Don't blame the parents...blame the uncles in the village. \ |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Economy Largest In Africa As Rebasing Boosts GDP To $405bn by InvertedHammer: 5:34am On Dec 21, 2013 |
scipher: ignoramus, pls research those that are involved in the calculations.. it's not just Nigeria../ The same kind of researchers that told you that AIDS originated from Africa? The same economic researchers that sold SAP to IBB? The same economic researchers that sold "subsidy removal" to GEJ? Believe them to your own detriment! Who is the ignoramus now? \ 1 Like |
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