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 Family › Re: My Brother Is Obsessed With Football. What Can We Do? by InvertedHammer: 5:29am On Dec 21, 2013 |
/ STOP FEEDING HIM!!! \ |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Economy Largest In Africa As Rebasing Boosts GDP To $405bn by InvertedHammer: 5:26am On Dec 21, 2013 |
/ In a country where a whole CBN governor nor the Minister of Finance knows the actual amount accruable to the FGN from crude oil sales remittance alone... SLS said $40.8bn....NNPC said $67.12bn...DPR said $67bn.... SLS later said that $12bn accounted for... whereas NOI said it is only $10.8 unaccounted.... Who in their right sense would believe any data being thrown around by these folks? \ 3 Likes |
| Family › Re: Should She Travel To Italy? by InvertedHammer: 5:12am On Dec 21, 2013 |
/ My question: What is your sister's take on this? If she is up for it....that will be an accident waiting to happen. Hopefully, she won't elope with the "friend" But if she is not willing...CASE CLOSED. Report to the appropriate authorities...most importantly, monitor your sister. We already know what she is going there for...PROSTITUTION (10 years slavery). She go f@ck...madam go collect money---point of no return. \ 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Air Force Gulma Tactical Small UAS (SUAS) by InvertedHammer: 3:07pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
mikkyphp: Guys Guys Guys...Stop the Cynicism We cannot celebrate mediocrity for the heck of it. Whatever is worth doing, is worth doing well. You cannot buy an OTC UAV and falsely present it as a product of NAF non-existing R & D department. 5 Likes |
| Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Air Force Gulma Tactical Small UAS (SUAS) by InvertedHammer: 3:01pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
linearity: You were cheated, please ask for your money back. I can ship one to you for $495 or even less...Haha..you got my drift. They come in different sizes and prices. |
| Politics › Re: I‘ll Not Contest 2015 Election – Jonathan by InvertedHammer: 2:54pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Abagworo: I‘ll not contest 2015 election – Jonathan/ Now I am confused. He said he has no ambition to stay beyond 2015....but if voted for the next 4 years, he will ensure... \ |
| Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Air Force Gulma Tactical Small UAS (SUAS) by InvertedHammer: 2:28pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
/ What is the big deal? You can buy one online for $700. Unless OP is claiming that they built it from scratch...at which point I will know he is lying. \ 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Problems With Sex Is Ruining My Marriage by InvertedHammer: 6:38pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Mary_John247]The problem now is that sex is extremely uncomfortable for me. It is always a battle for him to penetrate, because for me the pain always feels like the first time. Just imagine that everytime we want to get down there is always a struggle before he finally enters. My husband is tired and has told me that i need to find a way of solving this issue. Infact he said I should not speak to him until I am ready to open my legs and stay put for him to penetrate. He says he is loosing all the desire he has for me at the moment. I dont know what to do, I am so distraught. I feel like a failure as a wife, I mean who has ever heard of a new wife running from sex because of the fear of pain.[/quote] The solution to your problem is simple: No doctor visit required. Lubricating Jelly....KY Gel. Available at your nearest pharmacy shop. The thing will go in singing lullaby...and your "V" will be whistling away in ecstacy. Simple solution my dear. 1. He should start off with kissing, touching, licking....this should get you wet 2. He should wet his "mamba" with good amount of lubricating gel... you can lubricate yourself too. (Vaseline cannot do it!!!) 3. Penetration will be a walk through the park. Thank me later. Patiently waiting for an invitation to the baby naming ceremony in 10 months |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Harsh Is The Harmattan Weather In Your State? by InvertedHammer: 6:34pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
/ The results will be in 9 months from now. https://static.ebony.com/preg_happy_caro_page-bg_31857.jpg \ 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: APC Will Meet Obasanjo Soon - Buhari by InvertedHammer: 1:37pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
/ Any person who fetches firewood that is infested with ants is declaring an open invitation to lizards. APC vs. OBJ is a mudslinging waiting to happen \ |
| Politics › Re: Another Look At President Jonathan’s Achievements by InvertedHammer: 1:33pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
/ Every government has a list of achievements. Before you rejoice...isn't that what they are elected to do in the first place? What's wrong with you people? Are you this daft? \ 2 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Orimiri Jordan In Enugu, Heals Mad Man by InvertedHammer: 1:22pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
sexymoma: it depends on your bliv.. i can as well fetch water from ma well, read some psalms into it and it gonna work for me./ The people that really need healing are bathing in that river. By the way, it doesn't have to be all about you After all, people spend thousands of dollars/naira/pounds to fly to Israel on pilgrimage every year to bath in the river over there for healing. I guess since it is in Africa, it must not work. ...silly goat! . \ 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Population Of Single Ladies Are Becoming Too High, how Can We Help by InvertedHammer: 5:59am On Dec 19, 2013 |
/ Are you sure there is an "epidemic"  of single ladies?How come there are weddings everywhere on the weekends? Who is getting married then? \ |
| Business › Re: CAC Liquidates 30 Wonder Banks, As Depositors May Lose N106bn by InvertedHammer: 10:31pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
/ Nigeria itself is a Ponzi scheme; without an endless supply of Suckers, the whole thing fails. \ |
| Business › Re: CAC Liquidates 30 Wonder Banks, As Depositors May Lose N106bn by InvertedHammer: 9:00pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
It goes to show you how easy it is to make money in Nigeria. Dream it...Hype it...and watch money rolling in till the fat lady sings. Anyone hoping for CBN insurance is day-dreaming. It ain't gonna happen. Suck it and move on. 2000% of zero is zero. Next!... \ 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Buy Used Car Rather Than Buying A New Car? by InvertedHammer: 4:09pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
It does not make sense to buy a new car for the following reasons: 1. They usually haven't worked out the bugs yet. There are still high chances of recall for one thing or the other. 2. In developed economies, a new car loses about 20% of its values as soon as you drive it off the lot. Hypothetically speaking, if you buy a car for $20,000, the most you can get back from it if you intend to trade it in after owning it for 1 day is $16,000. Once you drive that car after one day, it becomes a "Used car". 3. It breaks my heart to buy a car for $80,000 and only one trip to the East will knock couple of years out of the car. Which road you wan drive? 4. Because it is new does not mean it is more reliable. 5. Most "New Car" salespeople I know drive used cars. 5. And many more reasons! 4 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Enugu Healing River Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen – Experts by InvertedHammer: 3:11pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
/ All you doubting Thomases. After many years on NL...with no hope in sight. Today...Rexceedo is the First to Comment. And you don't think it has something to do with the Enugu River? \ |
| Family › Re: Operation No To Househelps 2014 by InvertedHammer: 2:58pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
/ Usually househelps are from the wife's side of the family (niece, cousin, etc.) Most often than not, it is a mutual relationship...the househelp runs errands, etc. while the family trains her in school. That's why they say that if you marry a woman, her family will give you jara. I guess time has changed. \ |
| Nairaland General › Re: First Nairaland Non-mod Organized Multiple Award!!! voting has started by InvertedHammer: 12:21am On Dec 18, 2013 |
/ This is bulsh!t \ |
| Career › Re: Why Women Love Doctors by InvertedHammer: 4:23pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
vislabraye: And why do men like nurses/ Because female nurses are very kind. If konji hold u and you beg a female nurse for action...they usually understand. Physics teaches us that an object tend to follow the path of least resistance. \ 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: How Can I Get This Cute Guy? by InvertedHammer: 4:15pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
/ Next time you see him...bend over infront of him...make sure to expose your tong. Better, whip out one of your tatas..that sure will get his attention. Unless he is gay \ |
| Career › Re: Why Women Love Doctors by InvertedHammer: 4:10pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
/ True. It has nothing to do with love. Money(anchored on argumentative fallacy) and Fantasy. Gynecologists are the best....they practice with women's v@gina all day. I wonder how a woman wouldn't find this attractive. \ |
| Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by InvertedHammer: 2:00am On Dec 17, 2013 |
/ Good job guys. Anyone has an idea how much to clear: 2001 Lexus LX470 Toyota Sienna 2000 RX 300 2000 BMW X5 4.4i 2001 containerized? \ |
| Family › Re: My Wife Spends Money On Her Parents And Sibling Without My Consent by InvertedHammer: 1:09am On Dec 17, 2013 |
/ As if you didn't see the warning signs. You wan go marry the first born for family wey be girl. And she get 7 siblings. Na your wahala ooo! My advice: Kick her back to her parent's house and get another wife. It is called STOP LOSS! Women bereketee. This time around avoid all the pitfalls.Too many siblings? Make Usain Bolt no see your back! If she is from Imo State..stop eating her food o! Na to kill you take your money be the next phase. \ 1 Like |
| Education › Re: ASUU Leaders Assault Journalists In Minna Over Strike Report by InvertedHammer: 1:02am On Dec 17, 2013 |
/ It gives a whole new meaning to the dictum: No put eye where you no sabi \ 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Dino Melaye's Wife Files For Divorce + Proof Of Assault Domestic Violence (PIC) by InvertedHammer: 12:11am On Dec 17, 2013*. Modified: 12:31am On Dec 17, 2013 |
/ WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you have ever been in a relationship, you will know how honest women could be during argument. But I guess in the case of Dino (someone we all love to hate), the woman's version is the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Women have lied about many things including paternity, violence, rape, etc. And anyone that believes this woman because the petition is typed and appears formal is living in a fool's paradise. I will not comment until I see Dino's version of events. Since when do we judge a case based on the testimony of one party? Bunch of hypocrites! \ 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Silly Things Some Girls Do by InvertedHammer: 7:24pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
/ I know some girls like to drink... But Lagos girls are something else...I got schooled in the difference between "drinking" and "emptying". The way these girls were "emptying" bottles of big stout to yonder amazed me. How a girl could wipe 4 bottles of big stout at a sitting and act like she just had some appetizer was appalling. A bulging stomach is always a dead give away. I should have known.. \ 3 Likes |
| Education › Re: ASUU Calls Off Strike by InvertedHammer: 6:29pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
/ How many times have you celebrated ASUU strike call-off? For some reasons, I don't believe this will be the end. Apparently, the FG is never sincere in their dealings with ASUU members. Now that ASUU's turn is over, we are waiting for the Nig.Med.Association own to start on Wednesday. Keep praying that it never reaches ASUU's turn again before you graduate. Nawa ooo! \ |
| Properties › Re: The Making Of The "Port Harcourt Mansion" by InvertedHammer: 6:06pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Sylverbox: This Budget amazes me and 2 think its d PHC I knw, I would really luv 2 see hw it goes. We hv spent over 25m already on a similar project in akwaibom....and its still not completed!!!/ There is no fixed price for any project. The more ignorant a client is about buildings, the better for an unscrupulous contractor. But once in a while you meet some honest contractors. I hope this solved your puzzle. \ 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17-year-old Wife, Marries Another 15-yr-old by InvertedHammer: 5:52pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
arcbabe: Yerima is a useless,heartless and wicked man if he thinks using this innocent girls is good even God will not forgive him/ You can blame the man all you like. A greater percentage of the blame lies with the society that hides under some guise of religious affiliation to permit this atrocity. If Nigeria really wants to put a stop to this menace, they could. But where is the will? Every sane person there is scared of Islamic backlash. Give me a break! Given the chance, I will barbeque this motherf.....ker! and damn the consequences. And guess what? Fellow Islamic pe.dophiles in Nigeria aint gonna do sh1t \ 4 Likes |
| Car Talk › Re: 2007 VW Phaeton: Is It A Good Idea To Buy This Car? by InvertedHammer: 5:46pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
/ My candid advice is.... Before you buy any car you intend to use in Nigeria, you must consider what to do with the car when it breaks down. Perhaps, you need to take a walk to mechanic workshops around town to see how many of the so-called High-End vehicles that litter the places. A minor thing like a sensor malfunction would open the door for a Nigeria mechanic to stick their hand under your hood and kill what remains of your car. I have a friend whose Cadillac Escalade has been in a mechanic workshop around Central District, Abuja for the past 1 year. It has been trial and error. And this mechanic is supposed to be one of the best in town because he packaged himself well with a CV that he worked for big auto-dealers in USA. Go figure! Don't buy some headache because it looks aesthetically appealing. \ 1 Like |
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