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Politics › Re: Stella Oduah's CV Released By Senate by InvertedHammer: 1:42am On Jan 10, 2014
rudedough: cheesy cheesy Bro i only wrote about Fullerton with the little information i have at hand. And i agree with you 100% that this is witch hunting, someone is desperately out to get her. BTW read what i culled up from Wiki about Fullerton, California and if you think it's a false information, kindly edit it so other people won't be misinformed.

Dude...I understand and that's why I am giving you the info. These are areas I know very well. I pass through Fullerton every day on the way to and fro my office.

On the weekends, Downtown Fullerton is the place to be for night out...clubbing on my mind. Fine babes from different universities full ground.

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Politics › Re: Stella Oduah's CV Released By Senate by InvertedHammer:
rudedough: Bro please stop taking me back and forth. Stella Oduah did not attend the school, she only received an honorary degree from the school.

Do me a favor, put Glendale, California and Fullerton, California on google map and see the distance between them yourself. If i live in Ajegunle and i tell someone that i live at Apapa, i am not far from the truth because the truth is, i don't want to say i live at Ajegunle because Ajegunle is a fvcked up place to live.

Fullerton, California is a pretty fvcked up environment and no one will want to put that on his/her resume. Here educate yourself and stop chasing thin air. I am not making excuses for the Minister, i am only stating the obvious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullerton,_California

BTW it's a freaking "honorary" PhD, you cannot get a job with that degree. It place no advantage in your career, it's just another useless degree. So why are you guys getting worked up over it?
You are funny!
You said that Fullerton is a f..ked up city? It is either you are being mischievous or you are ignorant.
One thing about US is that once immigrants start moving into a particular city, the neo-colonialists who detest the end of segregation will label it a run-down city. As a matter of fact, there are some areas where Blacks and Hispanics (no matter how wealthy) will be subtly denied residence.

Just like a typical US city (Washington D.C, Los Angeles, Detroit, you name it) the downtown area is always infiltrated by homeless people. This is because there is always big human traffic and they solicit for alms from people. Downtown Fullerton is not any different although not as bad as other metropolitan areas. If you move towards the north, that is where a lot of universities are located and they are all a stone throw from one another namely—California State University, Hope International University, Western State College of Law, College of Optometry, etc. As expected, these areas have huge students’ population and apartment complexes. East of this location is Yorba Linda (million dollar homes); the north side is Brea (million dollar homes).

One key thing about Fullerton is this: It is in Orange County! Only the “have beens” will understand what that means. Stop wallowing in ignorance.

On the issue at hand, Nsukka is a remote town in Enugu State. Graduates of UNN will always inform you that they graduated from UNN, not University of Nigeria, Enugu because Nsukka does not sound fancy enough. Mrs. Oduah told a bold-faced lie if she did what was alleged. Only Mrs. Stella Odua knows the reason why she put “whatever” in her resume’. Perhaps, she was not counting on the fact that some (if you like call them A-holes) will go digging

From MBA to Hon. Ph.D? It seems that some cabals are desperately looking for anything.to hang on Mrs Odua to discredit her. I wont be surprised if by next FFK and co. start questioning her gender.
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah's CV Released By Senate by InvertedHammer: 3:44pm On Jan 09, 2014
mad nigerian: Hi Rude Dough.....you haven't answered my latest post.....

And I did not use Sahara reporters!

OK...without using Sahara reporters.....

1.Stella's CV says she got her Phd from Pacific Christian University , located in Glendale California.

2.You say that Hope Innternational University was PCU before.

3.From the Wikipedia link you gave me.....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hope_International_University#History
History

Hope International University was founded in 1928 as Pacific Bible Seminary, and in 1963 was renamed Pacific Christian College following the move to Long Beach, California. In 1997 they achieved university status and took the corporate name of Hope International University. In the fall 2011, Hope transitioned from consisting of two colleges: Pacific Christian College (traditional, residential undergraduate) and the School of Graduate and Professional Studies (for working adults, on-line/distance education Bachelors Degrees, Master's Degrees).


Which shows that Hope International Unviersity was never located in Glendale ,California but in FULLERTON, CALIFORNIA...and was once called Pacific Christian College.....which is quite different from a University (semantics, but I dighress).

4.Either there is a mistake in Stella's CV, or there is no Pacific Christian University in Glendale, California.

5.The only Chirstian Uni in Glendale is Azusa Pacific University (where the Ezinwa Brothers of Athletic fame went).

6.I have thus proven to you that Hope International Unversity is not the same as Pacific Christian University, as it was never located in Glendale either as Pacific Christian College, or as Hope university.

7.So, sorry, but Stella# Phd is bogus.

@ mad Nigerian

Your information is correct!
#5. Right on the money.
#6. Hope International University is across the street from California State University, Fullerton. It has only about 2 or 3 buildings.
The truth is that it is a mushroom university. I used to toast one South African girl with big ikebe that worked in their mini-library


@ Rudedough:
Fullerton (Orange County) to Glendale (in Los Angeles) is about an hour drive on a good day.
Autos › Re: For Sale 2007 Benz Mclaren SLR 56m Negotiable. by InvertedHammer: 3:31pm On Jan 09, 2014
viperman:
Sir, Current market value is still at about N50m

e.g http://autos.aol.com/cars-Mercedes_Benz-SLR+McLaren-2007/pricing/

its very appalling and saddening that someone will ADVERTISE a property on this forum and some people will deem it fit to insult that person and their property JUST BECAUSE THEY CANT AFFORD IT. This is not people having the right to express their opinions; it is people hatefully and maliciously attacking an innocent person as a form of transferred aggression( just like street jungle justice we all claim to be against) using the anonymity the internet provides them....which is a very bad culture gradually becoming the order of the day. you have to understand the OP is not the cause of why you cant afford it, your country's government is.

This is an open forum for selling of cars. If someone advertises a car and you feel its expensive, FIRST CHECK the price other dealers on the internet are selling using the FREE www.google.com before you EVEN COMMENT on the advert. If the price annoys you, you either ignore the advert or you remain positive and hope you will be able to afford it one day like this guy



FYI: This is what people are selling theirs right over there in canada
http://www.autotrader.ca/cars/mercedes-benz/slr-class/

Now, convert that to Naira and see what it comes to.

Lets all learn to be civil.
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I think the OP should be banned for insulting NLers!

Advertising McLaren here for sale is at par with advertising Bentley to tomato sellers in Ajegunle.

And when they yab you, you go carry offense?

OP deserves all the responses he is getting.

What a "conconbility"?--->
grin

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Autos › Re: For Sale 2007 Benz Mclaren SLR 56m Negotiable. by InvertedHammer: 3:22pm On Jan 09, 2014
fanex: This is an SLR McLean you idiots. one of the most exclusive and fastest automobile in the world.It's certainly not for the masses. You all run along and buy ur Honda. Illiterate clowns
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You mean McLaren?

Does it matter? When you buy a car like this for naija, you better be willing to swallow the depreciation.

If na oyibo land, you fit trade am in to get something else. But for Nigeria, you get mean say u get am.

The people that can afford this car will never buy a Nigeria used one.

I will not even buy it for N3 million...it is not worth the headache.

OP: Tell Oga say im go drive McLaren tire!

Btw, why he wan sell am?


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Politics › Re: My Take On Stella Oduah's Fake MBA Degree - Femi Fani-kayode by InvertedHammer: 12:34am On Jan 09, 2014
Written by Fejiro Oliver



Oduah Certificate Scandal; Saint Pauls College President Denies Speaking To Sahara Reporters

Following the allegation of certificate forgery against Nigeria Minister of Aviation, Ms Stella Oduah, a Nigeria group called Nigerian Liberation Movement (NLM) has revealed that Sahara Reporters, an online media deceived the public on their purported conversation with Saint Pauls College President, Mr Peter Stith.

The NLM engaged the services of a private investigator based in the United States to help demystify the alleged scandal. They also investigated the certificate forgery of Bola Ahmed Tinubu, former Lagos State governor.

In a statement released to elombah.com, NLM stated Mr Peter denied ever speaking with Sahara Reporters and telling them that Oduah never attended the college.

According to the NLM President, the Registrar said that Sahara Reporters would need a court subpoena to enable them release such information to them, and since none of such court order was given, they also did not divulge any information.

The University was accredited by the Commission of Southern Association of Colleges and Schools to award Baccalaureate degrees but they lost the accreditation on June 21, 2012.

These were the numbers used in contacting the following people who proved Sahara Reporters story wrong.

Commission of Southern Association of Colleges and Schools: +1 404-679-4501

The President of Saint Pauls College: (+1) 434-848-3111.

The registrar of Saint Pauls College: (+1) 434-848-1800

Meanwhile NLM also stated that the Registrar of Chicago State University was frustrated that another inquiry is coming on the case of Bola Tinubu stating that they already sent a report to one Gani Fawehinmi in the past and we should refer to him. Any further information from them they noted would require a court subpoena.

This is the number used in getting the Registrar Chicago State University: (+1) 775-995-3521.
Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Be Friends With "Cuddle Benefit' With A Guy? by InvertedHammer: 12:06am On Jan 09, 2014
Lerato9: Ok i am a female and my best friend is a guy. We are extremely close and theres nothing we dont share with each other. We are there for each other during our highs and low points. I have a boyfriend and he has a girlfriend. We met during nysc in Nasarawa state in 2006 and have remained close since we both relocated and work in abuja after youth corps.

Recently, though, we have been cuddling alot. When i visit him, or sleep over at his place, we end up cuddling. On the couch, bed etc,. Sometimes he is in only his boxers and i in bra and underwear alone or lingerie.

The thing is we dont even kiss or have sex but he strokes my back, neck, thighs and stomach. I also run my fingers everywhere but never touch his pe.nis.

I derive immense comfort and pleasure from these cuddles and i dont intend stopping. I absolutely trust and adore him and he treats me with utmost respect.

Are we cheating on our partners? Is it a bad thing? Is it a sin as we are both christians and fear God.

OMG i am sooooo confused!!!M
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TALES BY MOONLIGHT

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Politics › Re: My Take On Stella Oduah's Fake MBA Degree - Femi Fani-kayode by InvertedHammer: 5:52pm On Jan 08, 2014
Malawian: you were anxious(?) to hear her defend herself once again before you have seen any concrete proof of her guilt.
...one more thing, i dont know if all these cheap attempts on odua is as a result of awolowo unwholesome education or if it is just your trademark duplicity as a yoruba.
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So I am a Yoruba? grin grin grin

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Politics › Re: My Take On Stella Oduah's Fake MBA Degree - Femi Fani-kayode by InvertedHammer: 4:31pm On Jan 08, 2014
InvertedHammer: ""Meanwhile, Stella needs to prove critics wrong IMHO by providing a copy of her MBA if she claimed to have such as
insinuated."

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Malawian: but dbanj should not come out and debunk a claim of giving 5 million to ojb since he did not make such a claim, abi? you yoruba are janus faced. the onus is on sahara reporters to provide proof odua claimed to have attained such degree.

we dey watch una in 3d. like i said, we igbos have seen every thing you yoruba are capable of and can sense your destination from afar. tongue tongue tongue
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It seems to be that you and I said the same thing

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Politics › Re: My Take On Stella Oduah's Fake MBA Degree - Femi Fani-kayode by InvertedHammer: 3:49pm On Jan 08, 2014
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You are not asking the right questions:
1. Does she have MBA degree? If Yes, show the proof.
2. If No, did she state that she has MBA?

1st tier, 2nd tier universities in USA has nothing to do with Nigeria, if you ask me.

Let's go down memory lane...Compare and contrast

Gov. Fashola (UNIBEN) vs. Gov. Tinubu (Chicago State University)
Gov. Chime (UNN) vs. Gov. Chimaroke (Loma Linda University)
Gov. Peter Obi (UNN) vs Gov. Ezeife (Havard)
Gov. Amechi (UNIPORT) vs. Gov. Odili (University of Liverpool)
Stella Odua (?Tier University) vs. Fani Kayode (Cambridge)
Ngozi Iweala (Havard)

Just take a look at the list. Everyone on the list that went to the so-called 1st-Tier (highly rated) university in the
West was a big disappointment namely Ngozi Iweala, Chimaroke, Fani Kayode, Peter Odili, Ezeife. They all failed woefully.

Guess who performed remarkably well? Your inference is same as mine.


The problem is that we pay too much attention to peripherals and avoid the core issues. We get easily confused
by paper giants.

Meanwhile, Stella needs to prove critics wrong IMHO by providing a copy of her MBA if she claimed to have such as
insinuated.


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Romance › Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by InvertedHammer: 1:39am On Jan 08, 2014
Please Advice Her by Pretyangel25(f): 9:22pm On Jan 03
Pretyangel25: My friend told me this evening that she's inlove with a guy in the sister church, (she hardly fall for a guy but this time she's serious about it). According to her that the guy likes staring @ her and if she stares back he will quickly look elsewhere, now the problem is she keeps thinking about the guy and she even saw him In her dream. She will be going back to school nextweek and she ask me since she won't be seeing the guy for some months, if is adviseable for her to pass a written note to the guy asking for his number since she's a shy type . Please friends advise her on what to do.

Note: no insult
What Should I Do by Pretyangel25(f): 12:34am On Dec 30, 2013
Pretyangel25:

Hello my fellow Nairalanders there's a saying that problem shared is easily solved, that is while have decided to bring these up. I always see myself swimming in my dreams and I don't find it funny anymore and the worst part of it is that it is now affecting me physically. I confided with my friend and she took me to her pastor, now the pastor want me to come for spiritual bath which according to him will take place by 12midnight and that I will only tie white clothe. Though have promise myself not to do that but is there other way to fight this? Please I need your kind advice on what to do. Tnx
Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by Pretyangel25(f): 6:13pm On Jan 06
Pretyangel25: Ever since I step my foot in my sis house, the husband have been disturbing my life, first he sent me message and I taught it was a joke just last night he purposely touch my breast when I was in the kitchen cooking and I became so angry that I refuse 2 eat and my sis ask me why I'm that angry, I couldn't utter a word because he was staring at me.

He sent me another text this afternoon telling me that my sis is travelling on wednesday this week 2 come back on sunday and that he will have me all 2 himself, can u imagine? should I tell me sis and how will she feel? Because I don't want to create problem btw them. Advice please
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PretyAngel25!

Only you !!!


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Romance › Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by InvertedHammer: 7:26pm On Jan 07, 2014
Billyonaire: Play him the supersonic game.

Firstly, move to temporal place of residence during your sister`s absence and request for N250,000 as pre-condition for the show, tell him him you wanna use the money to register for a professional course. He will argue about it, so you tell him, if he is not giving you, then u need to get it from someone else. Do not take less.

Once he pays, the 250k, call him within 2hrs of receiving the 250k alert and inform him you just confirmed the funds and called the professional body and they said they need extra 100k, and you need it badly. The stage is set for him to become emotional, do not bulge, demand for it vehemently and call him every 3 hrs to remind him that you need the fucking money. Infact, inform your sister that you need 100k if she can have her husband give you the 100k, at that point the man will be so confused if he is being played by your sister.

If he gives more money, then use it to rent an apartment.

[size=14pt]And while you do all that extortion, keep this in mind[/size]


[img]http://2.bp..com/-vP5RMJYA3_c/UsmA-Gs-mVI/AAAAAAACYKg/XB5dIK5jDf4/s1600/unnamed.jpg[/img]
Christianity Etc › Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by InvertedHammer: 7:07pm On Jan 07, 2014
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Una like to put eyes where una no sabi.

People give all the time.

What is the difference between someone who gives unto the pastors in anticipation of blessings and someone who plays the lottery in anticipation of good life?

The difference is in the beneficiary. In lottery, the state wins. In tithing, the pastor wins.

Both instances sell hope to the people. Just as in lottery games, a few people win in churches sometimes.

Just as late night infomercials use testimonials (real or imaginary) to lure people into business, pastors use testimonials too to lure future givers
into their maga kingdom.

Trying to talk people out of giving to all these flamboyant pastors is like telling gamblers to stop buying lottery tickets.

Everyone is hoping that one day will be one day, poverty will be eradicated in his/her life by fire or by force.

All you naysayers...please don't kill the dream. For some people, that is the only thing they live for.

Keep hope alive!

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Education › Re: Corporal Punishment In Nigerian Schools, Any Alternative? (Video) by InvertedHammer: 6:50pm On Jan 07, 2014
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This is nothing.

Late coming to school, making noise in the class, failing tests, incorrect answers, sleeping in class,
losing a football competition against rival school, etc. was guaranteed 6 lashes per offender per case.

Add that up in a day...and by the time we graduated, we were all walking "tough guys"

Those seminary school instructors never took prisoners!


https://www.ippmedia.com/media/picture/large/fimbo-may13-2013.jpg

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Romance › Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by InvertedHammer: 6:36pm On Jan 07, 2014
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Easy solution.

Pack your things...show your sister the text messages and tell her that that's the reason you are leaving.

You will be doing your sister more favour than harm by letting her know.

Let them "iron" it out.

And leave for good.

Oh I forgot, people are asking you to sweep it under the rug to avoid rocking the marriage.

Sweeping things under the carpet has not got Nigeria anywhere. Neither will it get your sister anywhere in this issue



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Travel › Re: Aviation Agencies Hold National Prayer For Air Safety by InvertedHammer: 1:20pm On Jan 06, 2014
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This is a subtle message to all intending travelers that they are on their own



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Family › Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by InvertedHammer: 6:05am On Jan 06, 2014
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If the roles were revised...that is, the man allegedly sliced the woman's bossom,

and later they decided to get back today...

the whole world will be up in arms with the clamor for his head.

The echos of domestic violence will be heard from the farthest corner of the world.

But since the man is the victim here...everyone is shouting "LOVE".

This should have been an opportunity to discuss domestic violence against men.

Apparently, no one wants to call a spade a spade.

Ok ooo!

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Career › Re: Help!!!! Globacom Is Being Messed Up... by InvertedHammer: 7:21pm On Jan 05, 2014
OmoOlopeAmama: As a former close insider and staff, i really understand and feel the pain of the OP....

The system knows when to hit at you loyal staff; they start the evil scheme during the period of merry so that you can be sad. What a way of the devil!!!!!


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I just want to apologize for laughing at the bolded



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Investment › Re: OANDO PLC Stock Price Is At 3 Year High - Time To BUY? by InvertedHammer: 6:55pm On Jan 05, 2014
Naijamericana: Yeah, and now "read my lips", if you cant show us a chart then dont say anything. We need proof. Mr English Teacher... wink
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Read the bolded above. You call that criticism? That's pure insolence.

If you don't get enough attention from your parents, don't expect it from me.

Whether you use technical and/or fundamental analysis or not, that is your kini. I don't give a rat's a?ss!

Get lost!


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Investment › Re: OANDO PLC Stock Price Is At 3 Year High - Time To BUY? by InvertedHammer: 8:49am On Jan 05, 2014
Naijamericana: Yeah, and now "read my lips", if you cant show us a chart then dont say anything. We need proof. Mr English Teacher... wink
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Show you chart as what?

If you need a chart, the least you could do is ask nicely.

I guess in your own little world, it is all about technical analysis and fundamentals have no bearings on
shares prices. What a drivel!

I don't have time for disrespectful morons.

At what point did you assume the responsibility to decide who talks in NL?

The OP is at discretion to take my advice or leave it.

It was never intended for a loser like you.



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Investment › Re: OANDO PLC Stock Price Is At 3 Year High - Time To BUY? by InvertedHammer: 8:45am On Jan 05, 2014
Aliko Dangote: The Stock Market is All about Gambling I will rather use my money to do real business than take it to the gambling market. if u are a good gambler that always win more than loosing then go to the stock market. As for me the real market is where I belong. However after building my companies in the real market I will bring it to the stock market for gambler to gamble on it while my wealth increases


Thanks.
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As soon as you walk out of your house, you are gambling with your life.

Even sleeping could be a gamble.

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Nairaland General › Re: A Huge Crocodile Was Captured In Omole Estate (Lagos) by InvertedHammer: 8:42am On Jan 05, 2014
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]humans are not part of the food chain. humans can be extremely disruptive and have been known to destroy many food chains over the ages.[/quote]/
Until you meet a very hungry carnivore like tiger, python, crocodile, etc. then you will know whether

human beings are part of the food chain or not. Heck we are omnivores which is why we eat everything
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Car Talk › Re: The Pros And Cons Of Using A Hybrid Vehicle In Nigeria by InvertedHammer: 4:03am On Jan 05, 2014
Eyop: Well said InvertedHammer but how many new cars will you find having manual gearbox these days? Automatic is still good provided you make use of the recommended gear oil and not the fake sold in shops to avoid issues of transmission failure even though i personally love the manual for long distance trips but you find more auto than manual these days.
I am glad you got my drift.
My point is that you should tailor your need/want to the environment. I have seen many cars that I wish I could use in Nigeria.
But then and again, I consider the environment I will be using the car...all factors added to the equation.
I opt for something manageable.

For instance, I drove from Enugu to Abuja. Unknown to me, the bad road stretch before Ajaokuta had done some numbers on the car.
I stopped at Lokoja to refuel and the car would not start thereafter. See wahala o! And in a desperate situation like that, your options
are limited. My hood was popped and all manners of people were troubleshooting the damn thing. And you know, in Nigeria any little
thing creates a scene. Pop your hood and people will gather around. To cut the long story short, I managed to look down below the
radiator and found out that the wire connecting to the starter had pulled out. Thanks to my adventure with potholes on high speed.
I pointed that out to the electrician and he put it back in. Case closed! Notably after that experience, that car continued to figure
out ways to bankrupt me.

The last straw was that I took it in for oil change. Out of the kindness of his heart, the mechanic said he noticed that the tranny oil
was low and decided to top it off (with God knows what). The car moved a few miles and that tranny was gone. Long story short again,
the car slept in Abuja for 3 weeks while the search for matching tranny continued.

I have had my own share of car wahala from mechanics in Nigeria. Brake pads, shocks, etc...no problem. But once they start venturing towards your engine or gear box, start praying Psalm 23. The worst part is that you will never know how good a mechanic is until the
damage is done. Some electricians will go under your car and come out with some wires in their mouth. On inquiry, they will tell you
that it does not do anything. Really? So the car manufacturers that put it there are stupid? Interesting indeed. They usually have
standby praise-singers who tell you that he is the best there is.

You will be surprised that a lot of high-end car owners in Nigeria know no squat about cars. Just because you see a lot of flashy
cars in a mechanic workshop is not an indication that the mechanics there know what the hell they are doing.If in doubt, take one
Saturday out and drive around to all the popular workshops in town. You will see high-end vehicles littered everywhere.
Something as common as fuel pump or just changing tranny fluid becomes a daunting task.

My candid advise for the OP is to stay away from Hybrid. Just like European luxury machines, when they drive they feel very heavenly.
But when they take you to a mechanic, you will hate everything about them.

Drive a Hybrid? Yes! Drive it in Nigeria? I think it may end up a regret.


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Properties › Re: Abuja - A City Of Empty Houses by InvertedHammer: 10:13pm On Jan 04, 2014
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Another thing is that the people that built those houses did it just for the heck that they want landed property.

They can afford to let it sit for years without any occupants.

The place I stay in Festac, Lagos when I fly into Nigeria is owned by a military general whose family live in Maryland.

The place is locked and kept clean by retinue of servants who use the Boys' Quarter.

He does not want to rent it out. He stays there may be 2 weeks in a year.

Nigeria is just an unbelievable place.

Most often than not, they are not really relying on the rent to make ends meet.

Take a look at Bankole's Estate next to Games Village. Nice but too expensive.

MoSaraha builds estates and still way overpriced. CNEECO? You don't even want to go there.

Uche Nworah? Please! They act like they don't have need for the money anymore.

After all, worse comes to worst, the banks will bite the dust
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Investment › Re: OANDO PLC Stock Price Is At 3 Year High - Time To BUY? by InvertedHammer: 8:41pm On Jan 04, 2014
Naijamericana: Bros, seeing is believing...show us a chart
Read my post again...this time slowly.

The first sentence will explain it.

Then the conditional clause starting the second sentence is the foundation.

Take care
Investment › Re: OANDO PLC Stock Price Is At 3 Year High - Time To BUY? by InvertedHammer: 8:32pm On Jan 04, 2014
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I don't have access to charts of NSE.

If in doubt, offload about 50% of your shares at current level.

Wait for a considerable pullback around N10-N20 range and buy in.

Global indices are topping and when the tide turns, it usually takes the good, bad and ugly with it.


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Nairaland General › Re: A Huge Crocodile Was Captured In Omole Estate (Lagos) by InvertedHammer: 8:27pm On Jan 04, 2014
eluquenson: Nigerians have a shallow brain, cos its a wild animal & it means they must kill it, na wao
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You are a hypocrite!

Cow, chicken, grasscutter and other meat wey you dey chop...no be papa born am?

That is why it is called "food chain". Abi make them hug am?

It must be a good day for onions, crayfish, pepper sellers around the area.

Peppersoup thingz on my mind!


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Celebrities › Re: Billionnaire Emeka Offor Weds Wife In Anambra (pictures) by InvertedHammer: 8:23pm On Jan 04, 2014
jeffizy: Trumpet blowing that is detrimental to the parties involved/leads to Kidnap.
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You think say na everybody kidnappers dey kidnap?

When kidnappers jam agbero, gbesee go gas.

Don't let the suits and agbada confuse you, Emeka (a former Julius Berger truck driver) is a bad a/ss!


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Romance › Re: Dependent Attitude Of Nigerian Girls In Relationships: Poverty Or Greed? by InvertedHammer: 8:14pm On Jan 04, 2014
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In all, your gf will not dip her hands in your pocket to extract money.

Why give and complain? If you cannot afford her...move on!

Looking good costs money. If you want your girlfriend to be "fly" , well "good soup na money make am".

A girl can only have the most generous boyfriend she can attract. A guy can only have the most beautiful girlfriend he can afford.

If you earn N50K in a month and your gf demands for Brazilian hair, Samsung S4, etc. It should be

an indication that she does not care about your well-being and you need to move on or trade down.

My advice: If you can afford her, keep her ELSE trade down. Most importantly, STOP COMPLAINING!

No one is holding a gun to your head to be in a relationship


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Car Talk › Re: The Pros And Cons Of Using A Hybrid Vehicle In Nigeria by InvertedHammer: 8:02pm On Jan 04, 2014
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There are more cons than pros.

In Nigeria, there is no luxury of AAA. And every mechanical or electrical equipment is bound to malfunction at one point
in its lifetime. In buying a car for use in Nigeria, the most important decision should be based on what will happen
when the car breaks down....that's when you will know whether the purchase was a good decision or not.

When you drive a Hybrid Vehicle in Nigeria, chance is that at a point you will be left at the
mercy of "any" mechanic to get you out of a situation. And once this gentleman pops your hood/bonnet, it
is goodbye. That is to say, your problems have just started.

Personal example: People wonder why I still drive manual in Nigeria. My response is that as someone who is scared of
flying around in Nigeria, manual gearbox is the only one I can drive comfortably without fear of the unknown.
From PH-FCT-Lagos-Enugu-Owerri-Yenogoa....my car has been the shiznit!

For some reasons, when I use new cars technology and Nigeria mechanics in one sentence, it scares the living
be-Jesus out of me.


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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hotel Manager Job With 25,000 Naira Salary. Would You Take The Offer? by InvertedHammer: 5:54am On Jan 04, 2014
[quote author=Area-Fada].

The same reason a friend put his small hotel up for sale. He toiled seriously abroad for many years to start that business hoping to:
Create some jobs (a very old-fashioned idealist) and to gradually invest back home and have businesses to return home to years from now.

Come and see dishonesty from staff and so-called family members involved.

When the dude is in Naija, hotel is usually 70 to 95 % occupied depending on day of the week, season etc.

The minute he flies abroad, they'll report as low as 20% occupancy.

We have a long way to go.[/quote]/

Your friend is not serious. If living abroad, he/she should know that in Nigeria, it goes thus:

Rule 1: Do not start a business you cannot be there to manage 24/7.

Rule 2: Keep relations away because a prophet is revered except among his own people


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Education › Re: Useless, cringe-worthy Degrees? by InvertedHammer:
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Sociology is dead on arrival.

The only way to make it will be to venture into other disciplines.

There may be some exceptions...but exceptions do not negate the rules.


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