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// OP: If you are developing cold feet... I sincerely understand. Blame it on MTN! // |
// A girl who just graduated from one of the universities in Nigeria asked me to buy a "list watch" for her. When she did not hear from me for some days, she asked "why do you weekend me like this?" I simply gave up! // |
dgitrader: Where is the groom? Her knight and shinning armour? Something isn't right about this report!Knight no dey die? |
/ I think every girl has the right to request for anything for Xmas. Na the mumu wey go buy, im case serious pass // |
/ OP: In other words, it is impossible for your boyfriend to love you forever By the way, do you know that Nigerian women are the least gold-diggers in the world. Surprises! Surprises!! Surprises!!! // |
/ CS is a good option. But there is something about invasive procedures and Nigerian doctors that should scare the living daylight out of an expectant mother. I just learned that Epidural is not even used in most cases of natural birth in Nigeria. I inquired more about Vital Signs monitoring devices and the answers I got was frightening. In fact, supplemental oxygen administration is non-existent. I think it has to do with the people's lack of faith in the competency of doctors than ignorance especially when grapevine has it that doctors do forget gauze, scissors, scalpels, etc. inside their patients. So most mothers will opt out of "operation" as it is fondly called in Nigeria. Meanwhile, I don't blame them too. Invasive procedure is very risky anywhere in the world. // // |
/ I think the FG should standardize the PH/Onne Port first. Lagos - Osha = 12+ hrs by trailers (considering bad road network) Onne - East = 3hrs by trailers (considering bad road network) // |
All positions filled already. Besides 99% of NLers will not qualify. Why bother? |
/ Nollywood movies are motivational, predictable as well as fulfilling some people's fantasies. Their goal is to make money first and entertain/educate later. If you intend to know about real Nigeria through Nollywood then you may have to wait forever especially knowing that some movies are produced within one week. // |
/ THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "AN END TO OIL THEFT" THANK ME LATER. OP IS CLOSE TO THE POINT. I GIVE HIM 80% SCORE. // |
Naija girls do exercise. Although I have some concerns...I took some girls out who exercise quiet often. But truth be told...the way they were "downing" bottles of Big Stout made me to wonder... Are the exercises worth the time wasted on them? |
/ Can you get the tint permit from any Area Command or State Police Headquarters? Just got into Lagos last night and will need this taken care of as soon as possible. Any information on this anyone? Thanks in advance. // |
/ I am thinking "local" anaesthetic and analgesics here. It is still the same thing oyibo dey use...only say dem sabi "packaging" Incredible feat... I tell you. / |
/ GET IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN. Competition becomes more fierce around 20-25. Desperation sets in around 25-30. Frustration sets in above 30. Depression comes above 35. // / |
/ Yeah! I bought shares of Transcorp and I am left holding an empty bag. Stock market works until the bubble bursts...then the market proves to the so-called experts that the only survivors are the ones that got out early enough and those with deeper pockets. The stock market is like a house....takes years to build but weeks to destroy. It pumps up investors' egos for years and then demolish the ego in months. In USA, a lot of losers end up jumping off the Golden Gates bridge in San Francisco...Atta boy! Or as is obtainable in Nigeria, your broker may end up dancing skelewu with your shares certificates. Then you are screwed! // // |
/ Proves my point as inter alia stated that nobody is in-charge in Nigeria. Everything is improvised and on auto-pilot. Minister of Finance concerned with the salary of a football coach? Salaries in arrears? What are the duties and responsibilities of NFF staff if I may ask? // |
onila: I went to a psychologist and was diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorderBe careful going to your so-called Psychologists. They will load you up on medications that have far worse side effects than the depression/anxiety you are currently suffering. I have never seen anyone who recovered fully after they started seeing a shrink. They will keep diagnosing you with everything in the textbooks and give you medications until you "off" yourself. When I get depressed, I pour down a bottle of beer and am good! Simple as that. When symptoms persist, I up my medication (2 or more bottles) and it never fails. Hipeeeeeeeey! Am so happy now. Just finished another bottle. I guess your psychologist will say that I am an alcoholic and try to give me medications for that. Can you imagine? |
/ The bad thing about it is that the people that really need help will be sidelined. All in a day's work. What can I say? / |
/ JW members are in it for two reasons: To pass judgment on you OR to annoy the living be-Jesus out of you. All based on their interpretations of the bible. // |
[quote author=Mynd_44]If the papers were drafted by a lawyer and both parties are signatory to it without being under duress, it is enforceable irrespective of what the judge says.[/quote]In marital quagmire in Nigeria: There is judgment by the court... There is judgment by in-laws... There is judgment by Babalawo... There is judgment by God... Then, there is judgment by the "street". So, prenuptial agreement works but depends on what jurisdiction gets to the case first |
/ They should barbeque the truck driver. He had the right of way. He should have rammed into the convoy instead. That way there will not be future occurrences. / |
ogugua88: My mother and I had this discussion just yesterday. I showed her a picture of a guy that was trying to get close to my sister and I. Her response? "Some guys don't date within their caliber." I was telling her, if I were a man, I'd evaluate myself inside and out and toast accordingly, for the girl I want should have no reason to reject me. I wouldn't be surprised if many of the guys who bash Naija women in this section are the lacking guys going for Kim Ks. I guess you don't understand the meaning of con-men and fraudsters. They psyche you...feel what you are all about...then package themselves well. Bingo! You got yourself Mr.Perfect until reality rears its ugly head. I have never met anyone who is too intelligent to be conned. |
/ You asked all the right questions...His/her answers were very satisfactory. 2 years after marriage, you find out he/she lied. Then what? Summary: There is no magic formula for relationship/marriage. Just shine your eyes. Non-verbal cues and body language can tell a lot more than words. // |
heskay0: Wetin una dey gain frm futball sef?I wonder o! Blame meaningless life...looking at something to latch unto |
rudedough: I just read and understood what he highlighted. I saw just the name and didn't look at the lower part of his highlights. In other words when u are having a bad day u log into nairaland to abuse people. LOL ![]() |
ajetunde: Google Nexus 4 had launched sometimes in November 2012, I preordered the sleek phone from US Playstore through a procurer (O & O Gadgets). The phone came sometimes Mid January (Shipping + purchase = 71,000 NGN) and I was just taking my time to move slowly from my yeye BB to this Android machine.....UNTIL U get 71k phone when u still dey jump bus. Lol. Nawa for u ooo! |
. Left on Rapture day? No Biggie...I WILL BE CHILLING [img]http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=AOYDf6JNbRHNxM&tbnid=jH9Jiq_UVBg_OM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgurukalehuru.com%2F2010%2F09%2F21%2Falcohol-vs-pot-cant-we-all-just-get-along%2F&ei=VyiKUvuAMOiligL54IH4CQ&bvm=bv.56643336,d.cGE&psig=AFQjCNECjUFpBmFhdYc3GAKAb2o-1DR7-g&ust=1384872333278102 [/img] . |
/ www.nairaland.com/attachments/1420130_killer_curves_jpg2451787d3d290659e81a4d0d5a9946e8 / This one na assignment! Where you wan start? . |
This lady will be good for winter. Do you have her number? www.nairaland.com/attachments/1420040_teal6_jpg7b3517a2e64daacbf12d7eb9485d39f4 |
Looking good... But sorry you cannot dress like these to our office. Most of the nerds will end up spending most of their times in the bathroom. www.nairaland.com/attachments/1420729_Screen_20130915_035149_jpgdd954ea238f90d39144270455ccd9020 www.nairaland.com/attachments/1419333_rsz_img_5928_jpg404203f28534718755ab36dcc96e4034 |
In every election, there will be a winner and a loser. I suspected that APGA is going to win because of the tribal propaganda machine they unleashed on the mostly ill-informed masses. But I would have loved to see a situation where APGA wins without all the unnecessary roforofo. The way they are going about it is very shameful. |
Polio: Terrible... The cops are just chilling, fu...cking lazy as..sholes ... smh!LOL. I wonder what you expect them to be doing. ![]() |
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