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/ I think every graduate in Nigeria should start life working for a bank. Nigeria banks have ways of teaching their employees the reality of life through arbitrary retrenchment. What a good lesson in life anchored on the adage that no condition is permanent? Moving on... We need about 1,000 Dangotes to make a dent in the unemployment saga in Nigeria. \ |
nifemi25: May OGUN lakaye oshin mole punish the person wey post this ad. Shey we wey be say na megabytes we dey browse you come dey advertise for. Where you wan make we see that kind money wey I no be politician and drug dealer. I beg who get small pin charger./ OP: See your life! Most NLers are students, under-employed and unemployed loud-mouths. Heck they even have unemployed members association. Na im you carry your wahala come here dey knack N475 million for person head this morning. Person go count 1 million put, count another one join am...so tey...e reach 475. Then carry am give you say im wan buy 1 house? May God punish devil! If na joke...STOP AM ooo! Make person no curse for your head.... The devil is a liar!!! \ |
naijaking1: Thanks./ GEJ is just paranoid. Do not make promises or sign agreement that you don't intend to honour... usually it comes back to bite. \ |
/ Be careful who you follow! If not for papa, this boy for don broke since. \ |
/ There is a big difference between having a high self-esteem AND Someone doing whatever because he/she has nothing else to lose. I believe the latter is the case with Nigerians and you succinctly mistook that for high self-esteem. How high is your self-esteem when you prefer foreigners to your kind? \ |
Mr Knowitall: [b]Most Nigerians sell their properties to travel abroad because the rate of returns for their time, effort, investment,You got it all wrong. He has made the biggest mistake of his life. For one, to even get fully acclimatized to the system takes a minimum of 3 years. A better option would have been to sell his car only and go outside to hustle. It is always good to have something to fall back on. Of course, if his people in USA are aware that he is coming with $83,000 cash to stay. There will be all kinds of ploy to separate the man from his money. |
/ Ini Edo is beginning to look like yam \ |
[quote author=Da_b¤§§.]who ask you?[/quote]/ 2 sitters coupe all the way! I don't have to be asked to say... ![]() Bite me!. \ |
/ I drive this in Nigeria. I ain't worried about car snatchers. ![]() https://pic1.autoscout24.net/images-big/625/928/0234928625001.jpg?74c9ead776648d1f717bd71c80d1a41f |
[quote author=Sunny_bobo]What concerns Goodluck Jonathan with a judgement of the Supreme Court?[/quote]/ The problem is that you do not understand how the society works. If you know the meaning of "meeting-before-the-meeting", you would never have asked the above question. In Nigeria particularly, what you see and hear is not usually what it is. U should be smart enough to decipher my idioms...I hope. \ |
/ This is sad! That 50 years after independence, we are still apotheosizing the faucet origo of a presidential aspirant is reflective of the fact that Nigeria still wallows in a state of medistinal statism, cantekerous tribalism, egocentric chauvinism, syphilitic parochialism, epileptic nepotism, catalyptic Kparakpoism and state brigandish of the bluest die. \ |
/ THE SPIRIT OF MANDELA AT WORK! \ |
/ I support ASUU one hundred percent. It is resiliency like this that gets things done. Resumption without settling the problems is just kicking a can down the road. It is never good to give up easily...that's why we as Nigerians are where we are today b/c we tend to pack up easily. Hence, the politicians take our uproar for just noise pollution. \ |
/ Relationship coach? Go get a real job!!! . // |
Business cards Believe it or not a business card is a respectable asset to possess as a job seeker. It not only shows you’re professional but indicates readiness to take up responsibility plus it’s an excellent branding tool. All these qualities are desirable and serious employers who note this wouldn’t mind giving you a chance to prove yourself / Nigerian job-seeker with a business card? I don't know about this. \ An online Profile In this day and age failure to have an online presence whether through social media (facebook, twitter, linkedin) or even owning a blog of your own can add some enormous amount of leverage, giving your potential employer an idea of just how productive or otherwise you are – it wouldn’t make sense to refer them to mischievous online activities. A professional online profile enables you to build a reputation online that could sell you even during a job interview. / Online "professional" profile you mean? Some of the postings on fb walls can actually be hindrances. Cave ne sedes \ |
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moneyquest: The real question that bothers me is: Who will be our Mandella?MONEYQUEST SHOULD BE OUR MANDELA! Abi Mandela get two heads? |
proevan: Was he long dead ?I discuss with so many of them. The crazy thing is that I knew that they were dead and buried. And sometimes their death came into discussion in the dream. Time range of their death: 2 - 15 years ago. |
[quote author=Okija_juju]It means you see dead people..[/quote]Okija: No joke please. This bothered me a lot. It was so real. |
/ I saw a dead relation in a dream and we discussed some issues. In the dream I knew he was dead and asked him why he is still around when he is supposedly dead. I can't remember the answer he gave. What does this mean? // |
/ Cars like these will make it from Lagos to Benin in 8 hours. 15 minutes from Mile 2 to Ojota. 7 hours on a tow van from Ojota to Benin after the bottom plate is ripped by Nigeria road. // |
/ Good for him. / |
kambah: Ibori realy looted Bayelsa state treasury just as d case of Abacha. Africa leaders why cant u learn from Mandela. Mandela rule nd live during our time not a book story./ Here we go! // |
/ The question is: Have you been there? NO! Wouldn't it be fair to assume that you christians have no idea what you are talking about. You are making this sh+t up. // |
/ MY ALMA MATER... SAMARU Campus!!! I stayed in a hostel inside College of Aviation Technology. Good environment I must say. But too many "Aluta continua!" in those days. // |
Perhaps he was a good room mate. The main thing is that when Americans start "losing it", a little trigger is all that is needed to go "postal" It could be threat of eviction, perceived lack of empathy, or worse, denial of affection. Most room-mates ads prefer same sex especially women. It may end up in litigation but never murder. Opposite sex roommate is not advisable no matter how you rationalize it. Just like anything else, all it takes is one mistake and the rest is tragedy. For you ladies, because it worked for you before is not a guarantee that it will work again or work for someone else. // |
/ It depends on what kind of date. Personally I prefer my ladies to come for a date on skirts with no undies. I like my fingers to be busy under the table during dinner...for some unknown reasons, it makes the food taste better. // |
oladayo042: You had 23 years of experience and retired at the age of 39, did you start working at the age of 13? #JustAskingYou forgot that we are on nairaland ![]() |
rhames: With my 23 years of experience across administrative cadres of an audit firm, two law firms, a medical concern and a conglomerate where i spent my last 15 years before retiring in August 2012 at the age of 39, I have found so many things wrong with Nigerian graduates and why the best employers dont go for them. The standard of education has fallen to the extent where graduates commit hell of mistakes in basic communication. Why this is prevalent is that the Nigerian graduate dont read books beyond their texts. I once asked an interviewee graduate what was his prospect working for our organisation. He replied" I will do my best to perform well on the job"Tautology.He met his Waterloo with that answer. You can hardly see a Nigerian graduate reading a motivational book, watching an educative television program like Donald Trumps apprentice, or even attending a seminar for the sake of it. Some are simply arrogant and have no regards for bureaucracy because their qualifications has made them crazy. They are thinking of a job that can provide the good things of life for them. So easy to make a lot of money.We dont pick it on trees.A Nigerian graduate hates pressure. They cant work in the most difficult environment. They know little of Customer relations management. Most graduates of Business administration cant even write a sales pitch or business plan. They argue that they were not taught these things in school. Even if they are not,they dont reason that such little things matter on the way up. Most of them lack initiative and dont have future plans until the reality sets in.Oga: First thing first, You are on point about everything you said. Secondly, you are a gem. You retired at 39 after working for 25 years (experience) which means you graduated from the university at the age of 14 and started working immediately. You are a genius! |
/ I do not condone this kind of torture. But for sure, there ain't gonna be a female pepper thief in the area in the nearest future. Just like if looters get public execution, I bet you that era of looting will be non-existent. // |
/ One thing I realized is that no one understands economy. Every expert claims to understand it when the sail is smooth. But in times of storm all you will hear are excuses, explanations, theories, innuendos. So otokx, theoctopus, taharqa..just assume that none of you have any idea of what you are talking about. Textbook materials and reality sometimes are disjointed. // |
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