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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Sugar To Employ 150,000 Workers. by InvertedHammer: 5:18pm On Dec 16, 2013
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I think every graduate in Nigeria should start life working for a bank.

Nigeria banks have ways of teaching their employees the reality of life through arbitrary retrenchment.

What a good lesson in life anchored on the adage that no condition is permanent?

Moving on...

We need about 1,000 Dangotes to make a dent in the unemployment saga in Nigeria.


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Properties › Re: Ikeja Gra Mansion For 475 Milion by InvertedHammer: 5:01pm On Dec 16, 2013
nifemi25: May OGUN lakaye oshin mole punish the person wey post this ad. Shey we wey be say na megabytes we dey browse you come dey advertise for. Where you wan make we see that kind money wey I no be politician and drug dealer. I beg who get small pin charger.
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OP:

See your life!

Most NLers are students, under-employed and unemployed loud-mouths.

Heck they even have unemployed members association.

Na im you carry your wahala come here dey knack N475 million for person head this morning.

Person go count 1 million put, count another one join am...so tey...e reach 475.

Then carry am give you say im wan buy 1 house?

May God punish devil!


If na joke...STOP AM ooo!

Make person no curse for your head....


The devil is a liar!!!

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Health › Re: Medical Doctors Begin Nationwide Strike Wednesday by InvertedHammer: 3:55pm On Dec 16, 2013
naijaking1: Thanks.
Most likely organized by the same politicians who want to do anything and everything to bring down GEJ
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GEJ is just paranoid.

Do not make promises or sign agreement that you don't intend to honour...

usually it comes back to bite
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Celebrities › Re: Davido Involved In An Accident, Damaged His Chevrolet Camaro by InvertedHammer: 3:51pm On Dec 16, 2013
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Be careful who you follow!

If not for papa, this boy for don broke since
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Culture › Re: Nigerians Have Very High Self Esteem! by InvertedHammer: 5:32pm On Dec 15, 2013
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There is a big difference between having a high self-esteem

AND

Someone doing whatever because he/she has nothing else to lose.

I believe the latter is the case with Nigerians and you succinctly mistook that for high self-esteem.

How high is your self-esteem when you prefer foreigners to your kind?

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Travel › Re: Why Should Someone Sell Their Properties To Travel Abroad by InvertedHammer: 5:12pm On Dec 15, 2013
Mr Knowitall: [b]Most Nigerians sell their properties to travel abroad because the rate of returns for their time, effort, investment,

education etc... is much better abroad.

Also, there are other factors you have to add to the equation: security, emergency service, stability, etc...

For example, lets say that your friends car was worth $8,000, his house was worth $80,000, and his boutique was

worth $10,000. Now lets assume your friend's boutique was bringing in about $16,000 a year, and he spent about

$15,000 to come to the United States. So your friend had a minimum of $98,000 minus the $15,000 he spent on

coming to the United States, so the moment your friend lands in the U.S he has $83,000 to invest in his future.

Because your friend was making $16,000 a year in Nigeria from his boutique, every year he Spense in the U.S,

he would have to make at least that much to at least justify why he left Nigeria. But since he had $83,000 cash

on hand, you will have to divide the $83,000 by $16,000 he was making yearly in Nigeria so this gives him a 5

year head start. Every dollar your friend makes in those five year is a surplus. If anytime within those five

years your friend gets a four year degree or some kind of technical training and starts making $44,000 a year,

your friend would be consider a brilliant investor. In fact, he could even go back to Nigeria an use his degree

to work and make more money than he would had made running the boutique. There are more variables to

the equation but this is just a break down i guess. [/b]
You got it all wrong.

He has made the biggest mistake of his life.

For one, to even get fully acclimatized to the system takes a minimum of 3 years.

A better option would have been to sell his car only and go outside to hustle.

It is always good to have something to fall back on.

Of course, if his people in USA are aware that he is coming with $83,000 cash to stay.

There will be all kinds of ploy to separate the man from his money.
Fashion › Re: Ini Edo In A Lovely Black Dress (Pictures) by InvertedHammer: 4:20am On Dec 15, 2013
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Ini Edo is beginning to look like yam

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Car Talk › Re: Why Toyota Camry Tiny Light Is Easily Stolen! by InvertedHammer: 5:45pm On Dec 14, 2013
[quote author=Da_b¤§§.]who ask you?[/quote]/

2 sitters coupe all the way!

I don't have to be asked to say... cool

Bite me!
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Car Talk › Re: Why Toyota Camry Tiny Light Is Easily Stolen! by InvertedHammer: 4:13pm On Dec 14, 2013
Politics › Re: Supreme-Court Quashes Corruption Conviction Of Bode George by InvertedHammer: 4:57pm On Dec 13, 2013
[quote author=Sunny_bobo]What concerns Goodluck Jonathan with a judgement of the Supreme Court?[/quote]/
The problem is that you do not understand how the society works.

If you know the meaning of "meeting-before-the-meeting", you would never have asked the above question.

In Nigeria particularly, what you see and hear is not usually what it is.

U should be smart enough to decipher my idioms...I hope.

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Promoting Corruption by InvertedHammer: 2:34pm On Dec 11, 2013
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This is sad!

That 50 years after independence, we are still apotheosizing the faucet origo of a presidential

aspirant is reflective of the fact that Nigeria still wallows in a state of medistinal statism,

cantekerous tribalism, egocentric chauvinism, syphilitic parochialism, epileptic nepotism,

catalyptic Kparakpoism and state brigandish of the bluest die.


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Politics › Re: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Promoting Corruption by InvertedHammer: 2:25pm On Dec 11, 2013
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THE SPIRIT OF MANDELA AT WORK!

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Education › Re: ASUU- FG Withdraws Ultimatum For Striking Lecturers by InvertedHammer: 8:47am On Dec 11, 2013
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I support ASUU one hundred percent.

It is resiliency like this that gets things done.

Resumption without settling the problems is just kicking a can down the road.

It is never good to give up easily...that's why we as Nigerians are where we are today b/c

we tend to pack up easily. Hence, the politicians take our uproar for just noise pollution.


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Romance › Re: Things Men Must Know In Relationships by InvertedHammer: 8:41am On Dec 11, 2013
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Relationship coach?


Go get a real job!!!
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Things Nigerian Job Seekers Should Have While Searching For A Job by InvertedHammer: 5:29pm On Dec 10, 2013
Business cards

Believe it or not a business card is a respectable asset to possess as a job seeker. It not only shows you’re professional but indicates readiness to take up responsibility plus it’s an excellent branding tool. All these qualities are desirable and serious employers who note this wouldn’t mind giving you a chance to prove yourself

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Nigerian job-seeker with a business card? I don't know about this.

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An online Profile

In this day and age failure to have an online presence whether through social media (facebook, twitter, linkedin) or even owning a blog of your own can add some enormous amount of leverage, giving your potential employer an idea of just how productive or otherwise you are – it wouldn’t make sense to refer them to mischievous online activities. A professional online profile enables you to build a reputation online that could sell you even during a job interview.

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Online "professional" profile you mean? Some of the postings on fb walls can actually be hindrances.
Cave ne sedes


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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things Extraordinary People Say Everyday. by InvertedHammer: 5:09pm On Dec 10, 2013
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Politics › Re: Jonathan Snubbed At Mandela's Memorial by InvertedHammer: 4:44pm On Dec 10, 2013
moneyquest: The real question that bothers me is: Who will be our Mandella?
MONEYQUEST SHOULD BE OUR MANDELA!

Abi Mandela get two heads?


Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams And Their Meanings/ Interpretation by InvertedHammer: 4:39pm On Dec 10, 2013
proevan: Was he long dead ?
I discuss with so many of them.

The crazy thing is that I knew that they were dead and buried.

And sometimes their death came into discussion in the dream.

Time range of their death: 2 - 15 years ago.

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams And Their Meanings/ Interpretation by InvertedHammer: 3:46pm On Dec 10, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]It means you see dead people..[/quote]Okija:

No joke please. This bothered me a lot.

It was so real
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Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams And Their Meanings/ Interpretation by InvertedHammer: 3:41pm On Dec 10, 2013
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I saw a dead relation in a dream and we discussed some issues.

In the dream I knew he was dead and asked him why he is still around when he is supposedly dead.

I can't remember the answer he gave.

What does this mean?


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Autos › Re: 10 Fastest Cars In The World by InvertedHammer: 3:35pm On Dec 10, 2013
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Cars like these will make it from Lagos to Benin in 8 hours.

15 minutes from Mile 2 to Ojota.

7 hours on a tow van from Ojota to Benin after the bottom plate is ripped by Nigeria road.


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Kenyan Commits Suicide Over Manchester United Loss To Newcastle by InvertedHammer: 2:42pm On Dec 10, 2013
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Good for him.

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Business › Re: Ex-banker Jailed In UK Over James Ibori Loot by InvertedHammer: 2:38pm On Dec 10, 2013
kambah: Ibori realy looted Bayelsa state treasury just as d case of Abacha. Africa leaders why cant u learn from Mandela. Mandela rule nd live during our time not a book story.
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Here we go!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Are The Only True Follower Of Christ:::**see Proof**:: by InvertedHammer: 2:26pm On Dec 10, 2013
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The question is: Have you been there? NO!

Wouldn't it be fair to assume that you christians have no idea what you are talking about.

You are making this sh+t up.


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Education › Re: Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria, (Pictures) by InvertedHammer: 2:21pm On Dec 10, 2013
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MY ALMA MATER...

SAMARU Campus!!!

I stayed in a hostel inside College of Aviation Technology.


Good environment I must say. But too many "Aluta continua!" in those days.


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Crime › Re: Update On Adaobi Obih's Murder - Roommate Wanted For Murder by InvertedHammer: 1:50pm On Dec 09, 2013
Perhaps he was a good room mate.

The main thing is that when Americans start "losing it", a little trigger is all that is needed to go "postal"

It could be threat of eviction, perceived lack of empathy, or worse, denial of affection.

Most room-mates ads prefer same sex especially women. It may end up in litigation but never murder.

Opposite sex roommate is not advisable no matter how you rationalize it.

Just like anything else, all it takes is one mistake and the rest is tragedy.

For you ladies, because it worked for you before is not a guarantee that it will work again or work for someone else.

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Romance › Re: Any Idea On What To Wear On A First Date ? by InvertedHammer: 11:33am On Dec 09, 2013
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It depends on what kind of date.

Personally I prefer my ladies to come for a date on skirts with no undies.

I like my fingers to be busy under the table during dinner...for some unknown

reasons, it makes the food taste better.



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Education › Re: Unemployability Of Nigerian Graduates by InvertedHammer: 11:20am On Dec 09, 2013
oladayo042: You had 23 years of experience and retired at the age of 39, did you start working at the age of 13? #JustAsking
You forgot that we are on nairaland grin grin grin grin
Education › Re: Unemployability Of Nigerian Graduates by InvertedHammer: 11:17am On Dec 09, 2013
rhames: With my 23 years of experience across administrative cadres of an audit firm, two law firms, a medical concern and a conglomerate where i spent my last 15 years before retiring in August 2012 at the age of 39, I have found so many things wrong with Nigerian graduates and why the best employers dont go for them. The standard of education has fallen to the extent where graduates commit hell of mistakes in basic communication. Why this is prevalent is that the Nigerian graduate dont read books beyond their texts. I once asked an interviewee graduate what was his prospect working for our organisation. He replied" I will do my best to perform well on the job"Tautology.He met his Waterloo with that answer. You can hardly see a Nigerian graduate reading a motivational book, watching an educative television program like Donald Trumps apprentice, or even attending a seminar for the sake of it. Some are simply arrogant and have no regards for bureaucracy because their qualifications has made them crazy. They are thinking of a job that can provide the good things of life for them. So easy to make a lot of money.We dont pick it on trees.A Nigerian graduate hates pressure. They cant work in the most difficult environment. They know little of Customer relations management. Most graduates of Business administration cant even write a sales pitch or business plan. They argue that they were not taught these things in school. Even if they are not,they dont reason that such little things matter on the way up. Most of them lack initiative and dont have future plans until the reality sets in.

I am now an entrepreneur.

I believe they should simply change their approach to life and get into the information age as fast as they can. That is a chip of the iceberg for you undergraduates and graduates reading this. Cheers.
Oga:
First thing first, You are on point about everything you said.

Secondly, you are a gem. You retired at 39 after working for 25 years (experience) which means you
graduated from the university at the age of 14 and started working immediately.

You are a genius!
Crime › Re: Update On The Alleged Female Pepper Thieves by InvertedHammer: 11:09am On Dec 09, 2013
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I do not condone this kind of torture.

But for sure, there ain't gonna be a female pepper thief in the area in the nearest future.

Just like if looters get public execution, I bet you that era of looting will be non-existent.

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Politics › Re: IMF Lauds Sanusi, Okonjo-iweala For Strength Of Nigeria’s Economy In 2013 by InvertedHammer: 11:02am On Dec 09, 2013
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One thing I realized is that no one understands economy.

Every expert claims to understand it when the sail is smooth.

But in times of storm all you will hear are excuses, explanations, theories, innuendos.

So otokx, theoctopus, taharqa..just assume that none of you have any idea of what you are talking about.

Textbook materials and reality sometimes are disjointed.


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