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 Crime › Re: Robbers Kill Traders At Alaba Market by InvertedHammer: 1:17pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
/ Those Alaba ogas never learn. They have routine. Why wait till the money is huge b4 depositing in the bank? I don't see what's wrong with daily deposit of funds. And if a customer wants to make a huge purchase, get orders and have same customer pay in the bank, come with a teller and you confirm with your account manager. Usually oga like that relies on other oga (who buy in bulks) to distribute his goods and rarely do retails. Something is wrong somewhere. Alaba is so open that even passers-by can see oga counting money. nawa o! Poor salesgirl. |
| Politics › Re: Police Ban Political Ceremonies At Airports by InvertedHammer: 1:07pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
Mr Aboki: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/ He said from now onwards. So, let's wait and see if shepopotamus can be contained too |
| Politics › Re: Ayo Oke Appointed As DG of National Intelligence Agency by InvertedHammer: 12:59pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
/ It is an appointment. I bet you the man does not even know what responsibilities he is assuming. But typical Nigerian shithead...if in doubt, pursue oga's real and imaginary political enemies (that is, whoever dares criticize oga) to curry favour. |
| Politics › Re: Goa Minister Apologizes For Cancer Comment On Nigerians by InvertedHammer: 12:08am On Nov 08, 2013 |
mooregan: Na We do drugs pass Columbia?? Abi we do pas Mexico? Most Mexicans and Colombians do it in their backyards. but your people want to go to another person country to colonize am. Na there real wahala dey. Every monkey wan travel even if na to go idle around. No be only Nigeria hard. Only say Naija people are too gullible. when you don't believe in anything, you can fall for everything. Mr. A dey Naija dey progress in business. Mr B come back from Malaysia with Nissan Murano and tell Mr. A say Malaysia na sugar. Mr. A will easily sell all im asset follow Mr. B enter Malaysia only to see say Malaysia na "German floor" But then e don too late. See how Mr A join scatter im own life. When I entered Guangzhou in China last year, I was amazed at how Nigerians there were acting more akata than Americans...the sagging pants, earrings, plaited hair, "wanna gonna", etc. It was very funny. Naija copy copy. All na to impress Chinese ladies. These dudes create bad impressions of themselves without even committing any crime "yet". One can't help but laugh at these ignoramus. Moving on...what most people fail to realize is that Indians hate themselves too. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Goa Minister Apologizes For Cancer Comment On Nigerians by InvertedHammer: 12:00am On Nov 08, 2013 |
Codedrock: LOL.. I SAID IT! Dem don dey fair fair.. UP NAIJA!what are u LOLing at? Can't u see the pattern? Treat Nigerians like crap. Worse come to worst, apologize and the f..king niggaz will be happy again. And the cycle continues... 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: FG To Use Islamic Bond To Build Airports, Refineries by InvertedHammer: 8:58pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
// Sorry I misread the thread...I thought it was "FG to use Islamic bomb to build airports, refineries". Once again, I apologize. // |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Man Publicly Beaten In India - Video by InvertedHammer: 5:08pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
/ Stay back and fight for your country. NOOOOOOOOO!!! This is what you get. // 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Governor Chime Denies Detaining His Wife by InvertedHammer: 5:01pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
/ Allure of power. The rich also cry! // |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Grants Citizenship To 174 Foreigners by InvertedHammer: 4:53pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
blacksta: Are they MadNigeria citizenship is the best thing to happen to any white or brown person. What other country in this world would you be worshiped like god b/c you are white or brown? You can commit all kinds of atrocities and get away with it. Break the law in Nigeria and you will easily be forgiven or given a slap on the wrist. Nigeria is el-dorado to criminal-minded foreigners...more like "too good to be true" If you want to scam a Nigerian, use a white as front. Easy kill. LOL 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: Accident On Lagos Abeokuta Express Road,meiran B/S by InvertedHammer: 4:48pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
sunex: mayb d driver took som bottle of stout and skunk b4 taking off..may God save us for ds country....The driver has to "clear" to be driving.  Some claim they see better under the influence. |
| Family › Re: Why Is Divorce Not An Option For Most Nigerian Women? by InvertedHammer: 4:40pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
// I do not condone violence of any kind. But I don't understand why women are always victims in family dispute. Some say "Do not hit a woman!". Well, I say " Do not hit anyone!". Men are abusive. Women are abusive. Men kill their wives with punches. Women pour acid on their husbands or ignite them like bush fire. No one deserves to die in his/her marriage. Violence should be eschewed. But I take exception to making it women's issues only // 1 Like |
| Career › Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by InvertedHammer: 3:20pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Ugosample: you have some valid points, although i don't agree that we're slaves anyway. We're just lazy. Ask people arround the last time they read an educational book, when last he/she watched discovey or nat geo. In my axis, many adults and young people don't care. But they prefer wasting too much time on things of litte epistemic value. That has to change. Nigerians go everywhere and protest maltreatment by their hosts. But once in Nigeria, they become dormant and bend over backwards to be rimmed by the politicians. The students have been home all these while watching tv, chatting away their lives and indulging in all kinds of life-wasting activities. You will never see them get together and match to Abuja and demand for justice. NO! That will be too much to ask. Can you imagine that during the petrol crisis last year, the mammoth crowd was running away from policemen? Unbelievable! The reverse should have been the case. The rot in Nigeria goes on because the "dictators" in power know that every Nigerian loves life more than anything. They will rather live in penury than fight back at oppressors. It is a well-established trend. Talking of Indians....a good case study will be a police case between an Indian and a Nigerian in Nigeria. Who do you think the police will pay attention to? An Indian can easily run a Nigerian out of Nigeria. Only in Nigeria! How low can people get? |
| Business › Re: Banks To Replace ATM Card With Finger Print. by InvertedHammer: 6:26am On Nov 07, 2013 |
smart134: even if they have ur thumb...they dnt have the passwordWith fingerprint technology, you don't need password. It is already embedded in the system the first time you log in. This is how it works. 1. You log in using card and password. 2. Then at the prompt, you scan your index finger 3 times. 3. The machine reads the prints and associate them with the card and password. So next time to initiate transaction, you will only scan your index finger. The draw back is that sometimes those freaking scanners do not work and will keep rejecting your fingerprint. Thus access denied. Na real wahala o! Personally, I find them very annoying! |
| Career › Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by InvertedHammer: 6:17am On Nov 07, 2013 |
You guys should be glad that the Indians are hiring you. What if they don't? Your government does not give sh.it about you. Here comes Indians who are willing to offer you jobs and you are complaining. Why don't you start your own company and see how easy it is to manage Nigerians? The concept of time is not in Nigeria dictionary. There is total lack of professionalism. Simple thing they could use their brain to do, they delegate it to God. God forbid a Nigerian had to work hard to earn a living. You don't like it? Drive to Abuja and holler at your "polithievians" Aren't you ashamed that you go to every country, they lord over Nigerians. They come to your own country, they lord over you too. I think citizens of Nigeria are the lowest of the lowest going by the standard citizens of other countries ridicule them. Apparently, Nigerians are born to be slaves. And they still see slavery as an achievement. Be informed that an Indian has more right in Nigeria than you. 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: Vibrating Car Engine: Causes by InvertedHammer: 3:56pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
/ Did you wash your engine recently? Anyway, possible causes: Check your spark plugs. Possible blown head gasket (if it emits white smoke from the exhaust pipe also) Valve cover gasket leak Bad coils. Start with the least expensive and work your way up. Better go for a scan. // |
| Education › Re: Most Nigerian Students In Ghanaian Universities Are Serial JAMB Failures by InvertedHammer: 1:54am On Nov 05, 2013 |
/ The question is: Does JAMB really reflect the intelligence of students? And if the quality of recent graduates from Nigeria is anything to go by, then they might as well scrap JAMB in its entirety. JAMB gets you through the door. But the schools lack basic amenities/equipment to mint well-rounded graduates. If you score 300 in JAMB and still have to resort to mandatory sorting in cash and/or kind, what good is your score? If ASUU calls off the strike and you take your exams one month after, have you really grasped the concept of your course? Tertiary education in Nigeria is substandard in all areas. JAMB or no JAMB. // 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: "Imprisoned" Enugu First Lady, Clara Chime, Hires Falana To Secure Her Release by InvertedHammer: 1:40am On Nov 05, 2013 |
/ I guess she had to be restrained after spending most of her free time stalking Gov. Chime from one night club to the other. Any woman that marries a man in power who has high libido is bound to be in misery. Her wahala is a classic case study of "the rich also cry" // |
| Business › Re: Ex-bankers: How Is Life Outside Banking? by InvertedHammer: 1:30am On Nov 05, 2013 |
/ Being that banking is a highly unstable profession in Nigeria, I think every banker should treat each month as their last month of employment and eschew extravagance cum intemperance. A friend of mine that worked for Zenith was on edge throughout his five years with the bank. The inevitable happened but he was better prepared. I guess the bottom line is not to get very comfortable with the banking job. That sector believes that everyone is expendable. Perhaps they just love downsizing. // 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Obi Declares 3-Days Of Mourning In Anambra by InvertedHammer: 1:17am On Nov 05, 2013 |
obayaya: lemme explain this situation./ If the governor wanted to see the erosion challenges, he would have gone during the day. No spin zone.  Why don't you go back to the drawing table to see if you can "manufacture" a better explanation? . // 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: How To Survive A Lion Attack by InvertedHammer: 1:13am On Nov 05, 2013 |
// OP: Do you have a demonstration video? // |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Please Is There Anything Like Purgatory? by InvertedHammer: 1:11am On Nov 05, 2013 |
// Heaven...Hell...Purgatory No one knows. All pure speculation! // |
| Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Of 3yrs Left Me Because Of #30000 by InvertedHammer: 4:18pm On Nov 04, 2013 |
NOPET: I met this girl on facebook when i was doing my NYSC far away North,after i added her on my facebook we started chatting and finally fell in love,she came all the way from PH to visit me and i tried to make her happy, i took her out every evening and we spent at least #5000and after 2 weeks she went back to PH...we loved each other so much. After my service i decided to move from where i intended to stay(Abuja) and came to lagos cos she said she was relocating to lagos to stay with her sister and i have brothers staying in lagos also,in 2011 i came to lagos and i started searching for job and after few weeks she arrived lagos and where her sister was staying was close to where i was staying too so we meet once in a while... i could not treat her well again cos i was not having enough money and work was not forth coming. in 2012 i started teaching i a private secondary school and i was paid #20000 only so i saved some money and in 2012 November i lost my brother whom i was staying with it was so sad and tough for me...we went for the burial in Dec. and after i returned i decided to rent my house with the little money i was saving because i could not continue staying with my brother's wife and kids... iin january this year 2013 i got another job though it was a little better than the teaching job and all this while i give her the little i could and in march this year 2013 God bless me with anothe job with an improved salary so i try and give her the little i could,but with all my explanation she keeps saying i am stingy in september i told her i will be paying #5000 into Account every month and buy her all necessary materials she needs,i paid in her september allowance and i bought a pair of shoe and some wears for her and after 3 weeks she said i should pay 30k into her account that she has something to sort out but i pleaded with her to be patient as i dont have much for now... i called to explain things to her but she wont pick her calls and later her sister picked her call and pretended to be her and told me i should not call her again if i cant give her the 30k... and all effort to make her see reasons with me prove abortive.... now i have moved on with my life and i wish her d best too[b] OP: Experience is the best teacher. You have just learned a very big lesson without any teacher. Instead of doubling down, you should have pulled a Stop Loss after moving out of your brother's house. Now you know. All short-callers know: The game is to be sold not to be told. But I will give you some hints: Make money and everything else will fall in line. Spending to impress will only attract the wrong crowd to you, men inclusive. But if you hammer, most people will be content to be associated with you, women inclusive. Remember: YOU ARE NOT HER ONE AND ONLY. She is a girlfriend for Christ's sake, not your wife. Everyone is expendable! At this stage in your life, you just don't have the money to throw away. Since you don't have the money and you are not planning on getting married soon, your best bet will be to flatter your way to women's pants. Say what needs to be said, do what needs to be done...just get laid. But hang on to your money like your life depends on it. You are welcome![/b] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Of 3yrs Left Me Because Of #30000 by InvertedHammer: 6:41am On Nov 04, 2013 |
Magic Bishop: just from reading my post u started hatingEveryone is a billionaire on the internet. Not that I am saying that you are what u call others. Knock yourself out! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Of 3yrs Left Me Because Of #30000 by InvertedHammer: 5:32am On Nov 04, 2013 |
Magic Bishop: Before Nko?// You must really think that you are the shiznit with all these nigga this, nigga that. You are just over-compensating. Na "forcing-guy" dey worry you. Gs with their game intact do not spend to impress. You make the money..treat yourself right and honeys will follow. You just lack game which usually stems from low self-esteem...thinking you can buy love. You are a learner. I think you shouldn't talk when men are talking. Empty vessels make the most noise. // 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: APC Has Captured G-7 Governors, Says Buhari by InvertedHammer: 5:18am On Nov 03, 2013 |
/ Captured? Do these people have any advisers at all? / |
| Politics › Re: Criticisms Of My Style No Longer Bother Me - Jonathan by InvertedHammer: 5:15am On Nov 03, 2013 |
henrysam: You are damn full of hatred for the first lady but let me tell you critics are not always celebrated.Everything is God this, God that. Simple observation that the woman is morbidly obese and you are here disturbing God. Get your head off our as_s! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Over 20 Killed At Night-Vigil In Uke, Anambra by InvertedHammer: 4:58am On Nov 03, 2013 |
Bossforeva: Unban me first bro! O.k many parties, have been coming to the crusade ground for campaigns, in the name of seeking his blessings, am sure A.C came yesterday. O.k the party that came last night begins with the first letter of the alphabet and ends with same.YOU ARE AN I.DIOT. The party is APGA...I sait it. Let the heavens break. |
| Health › Re: Lagosians In Highbrow Areas May Be Drinking Own Faeces –investigation by InvertedHammer: 10:51pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
/ I knew it. Else how do one explain Yuzedo? I know there is more to that character! // |
| Business › Re: N800,000 Credit Alert From An Unknown Person - Please Advice by InvertedHammer: 10:45pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
/ What I will do.... I will withdraw the money and deposit it into my other account in another bank. When the bank finishes their investigation (if any) and request for the money back...I will give it back. If no request from the bank and no information on the deposit...God has buttered my bread. I will give them 6 months. Until then, do not spend the money. // |
| Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Debate Live On AIT by InvertedHammer: 5:03am On Nov 02, 2013 |
biafranqueen: I disagree I get so flustered during Public speaking with large crowds, but in a meeting with 50 or less or when I am closing a deal, I am a master. Not everyone can be a public speaker.... I will not judge a man because he is a good speaker. Which explains why you are not running for the gubernatorial election. Let Obiano come up with his excuses. Not you. [quote author=re@lchange]ifeanyi uba may not be as educated as obiano or ngige, but he is far more confident than both of them combined shows he is not anyone's puppet ifeanyi uba all the way![/quote] Uba is just being corky: Aku na esi obi ike. [quote author=Tony-Antony]Ngige all the way... [/quote]Ngige is charismatic but cunning to a fault. I wished Andy Ubah was in the debate. That is one train wreck waiting to happen. In all, I DON'T SUPPORT ANY OF THEM. NOT THAT MY OPINION MATTERS ANYWAY. |
| Travel › Re: How To Survive A Plane Crash (with Illustrative Pictures) by InvertedHammer: 4:04am On Nov 02, 2013 |
/ 1st: Let there be no crash. 2nd: If there is a crash, YOU ARE DEAD. God has called you. Commend your spirit into the hands of God. Enjoy heaven 3rd: If you survive, you might as well be dead. Finally, pray that you never be a victim in a plane crash. Emergency landing may be. // |
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