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 Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Kenya - WC Qualifier (1 - 1) On 23rd March 2013 by InvertedHammer: 6:58pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Omotola & Husband Celebrate 17th Wedding Anniversary by InvertedHammer: 6:08pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
ebamma: why am i not impressed?Because she is an actress. She could be in character |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Kenya - WC Qualifier (1 - 1) On 23rd March 2013 by InvertedHammer: 6:03pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
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| NYSC › Re: Marrying Someone You Met At NYSC Camp: Is It Advisable? by InvertedHammer: 6:00pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
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| Investment › Re: How To Buy Stocks From Foreign Countries? by InvertedHammer: 5:52pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
STEPS: 1. Open a domiciliary account in Nigeria (Preferably GTB). 2. Open a brokerage account i. Do a google search on the brokers ii. Read customers' reviews and complaints iii. Make a choice ***Some brokers will not accept your account application if you are in Nigeria. Do not let that frustrate you***. 3. Fund your account i. Wire transfer your fund to the brokerage account (best for Nigerians) ii. Takes about 2-3 business days for the fund to reflect in your account 4. Now you are in business. Congratulations! You can monitor your account activities online. |
| Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Chinedu 'Aki' Ikedieze & His Wife Nneoma by InvertedHammer: 5:42pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
omiobo: Woman!!! If money dey grow for tree,girls no go mind to marry monkey.What's your own? Chinedu is vertically challenged but aesthetically blessed... Nneoma is aesthetically challenged but vertically blessed... 2 challenges came together to mingle with the blessings to build a better future. And you are here complaining...Post your "REAL" picture let's compare and contrast you with Nneoma. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Kano Bombing May Have Caused Achebe's Death – Soyinka, Clark by InvertedHammer: 5:36pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
. What a loss at such a young age. RIP. . |
| Politics › Re: Sambo's Supporters Die In Autocrash. by InvertedHammer: 5:34pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
ichidodo: Occupational hazard of being a phsycophant. RIP. LOL..LWKMD  |
| Phones › Re: MTN Fined N90M For Poor Services by InvertedHammer: 8:07am On Mar 23, 2013 |
It is called a Shake down...mafioso style |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Toolz Working-Out With A Truck Tyre by InvertedHammer: 12:41am On Mar 23, 2013 |
What a waste of effort! She could easily get a job at the depot loading cement. Which means getting paid while working out |
| Sports › Re: NFF Leaves Kenya Team Without Security As Harambee Stars Train In Oshodi Pry Sch by InvertedHammer: 10:46pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
| Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Has Failed - SSS Public Relations Director by InvertedHammer: 10:43pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
AGREED SIR! BOKO HARAM HAS FAILED to be dislodged |
| Car Talk › Re: 2014 Mercedes-Benz S Class In Pictures by InvertedHammer: 10:38pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
. IT IS A PIECE OF NONSENSE... Wait a minute....coming out of my hater mode |
| Agriculture › Re: Reasons Why Fish Farmers Fail In Nigeria by InvertedHammer: 10:34pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
ultrazone: Why Nigerian Fish Farmers Fail in Fish Farming.This part does not make any sense unless there is an unprecedented reduction in female species in Nigeria who by the way, are known to gladly mow down full plates of "Point and Kill" while at the same time competing with older male species in acquisition of protruding belly. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama's Limousine Breaks Down In Israel by InvertedHammer: 10:29pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
alaoeri: If na GEJ limousine una go see alot of insults. LOL. Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.  |
| Food › Re: What Do You Gain From Drinking Alcohol? by InvertedHammer: 10:27pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
IT IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Plans To Raise Petrol Prices Again by InvertedHammer: 8:21am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Oh NO! Not this shithead again! Anyways, I applaud him. I wish he can raise it to N300/litre. Nigerians need shock therapy to wake them up |
| Romance › Re: Would You Date Someone You Cant Marry? by InvertedHammer: 8:18am On Mar 21, 2013 |
TerpeOjorobaby: biko bros whn u c serious babe u go knw.smetmes u guys mke matters worst whn una dey get plenty chics kep grd whn u even c d right one hw u go cme knw?Of course when you see serious babes you go know...the wrinkles are there as evidence |
| Politics › Re: What Qualities Do You Like About President Goodluck Jonathan? by InvertedHammer: 8:11am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Truckpusher: At least he's one president that managed to put names and faces on corruption and not the usual witch hunting carried out by some president all in the name of fighting corruption.....right now we can conveniently compile the names and faces of the corrupt people though he couldn't be vindicated if probed too....... Like...seriously  ?Just the way he put name and face on Alams, right? 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: What Qualities Do You Like About President Goodluck Jonathan? by InvertedHammer: 8:09am On Mar 21, 2013 |
There is a thin line between humility and naivety. GEJ is more of the latter than anything. His utterances, decisions and most importantly body language say it all. He is dumb as a door knob. By the way, here is Madam and her houseboy. Hahaha. LWKMD. A picture is worth more than a 1000 words. [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShSkei0Ceu19tadp057qOKuy4WDf3E8izU0pgtpdTXyErIuYSdyg[/img] See una Presido! 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: What Qualities Do You Like About President Goodluck Jonathan? by InvertedHammer: 4:08am On Mar 21, 2013 |
What GEJ is doing is inline with the theme: It is a better for a fool to stay mute and be regarded as wise than speak and prove critics right. The man is plain LOST and CLUELESS. Everything around him shows someone who lacks confidence. [img]http://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/news-page-images-480-wide/page_images/news/2012/jonathan_clinton_0.jpg [/img] |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Gabon: Africa Youth Championship: (1 - 0) On 20th March 2013 by InvertedHammer: 3:03am On Mar 21, 2013 |
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| Politics › Re: What Qualities Do You Like About President Goodluck Jonathan? by InvertedHammer: 2:56am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Once in a while, history teaches us all serious lessons. In GEJ, it has presented to us the kind of man you will teach your son not to become. Luck aside. Someone you will just love to hate. He has serious esteem issues..NO MIND OF HIS OWN ( a puppet) and easily pushed around. |
| Romance › Re: Would You Date Someone You Cant Marry? by InvertedHammer: 2:52am On Mar 21, 2013 |
kunty: cant marry any of the girls am dating cos amLOL. Make we no read your story for paper o! As wifey dey take send hubbys for yonder sake say cheating these days...I wonder o! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Would You Date Someone You Cant Marry? by InvertedHammer: 2:48am On Mar 21, 2013 |
DATING = BOINKING! Mutual relationship....I dole out dough, she put out punny. Never been on a date b/c I want to marry. HELL NO! I go on dates b/c my dates look "beatable" and "dustable" When all hope is lost, then you marry. |
| Politics › Re: French Businessman To Meet Ansaru, Boko-Haram Leaders by InvertedHammer: 8:41pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
I dey suspect this French Businessman |
| Politics › Re: Absence Of Evidence Stalls Kabiru Sokoto's Trial by InvertedHammer: 8:31pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
yuzedo: But, the absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence!Dude, you need to lay off those bottles. |
| Celebrities › Re: Beautiful Faces Of Nadia Buari by InvertedHammer: 8:26pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Billyonaire: Its called Fashion esthetics.... She is a queen, and you my friend, may not mount such angel this life time.Yeah right....Like she better pass those ones lounging around Sheraton in Abuja at night for N5000 all nighter. All hole na hole. The joy in s3x is during ejaculat_on. So the joy is within--from you to you. Vag_na, mouth, hands, etc. are only means to an end. You better recognize! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Can You Report A Law-breaker To Policemen In Nigeria? by InvertedHammer: 8:20pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
You can report to the police, of course. Should you? Trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am. No put your eyes wey you no sabi. Naija police will sell you out! If care is not taken, you may even become a "suspect" and will have to bail yourself out. MY TAKE IS: LET THE VICTIM(S) MAKE THE REPORT. I no get time for wahala |
| Family › Re: On What Grounds Will You Divorce Your Partner? by InvertedHammer: 8:12pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
High rate of divorce? I hope these got your attention. ..that's how much marriage and divorce means to people these days A. [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjzekhDS5ubBilWhJx3KMBtt24fDlSgVtMAKGs6QlaNPgJ3Un0[/img] B. https://www.legalaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cc-ad.jpg C. https://24.media.tumblr.com/e0849b0c128c094748b577cae930722a/tumblr_mi3p5ljCWK1qzr6jxo1_400.jpg D. [img]http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Chicago+Law+Firm+Presents+New+Divorce+Ad+Campaign+0SUu3kx7-FEl.jpg[/img] Marriage is a lot easier in Nigeria. Married couple can get help from friends, parents, church, etc. unlike in the western world where it is Marriage vs. Money. Most Nigerian bioootches go for the Money as such there had been high incidents of Nigerian men sending their loved ones to yonderland |
| Education › Re: Students Writing Exams On The Floor & Outside Classrooms (Pictures) by InvertedHammer: 7:58pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Solozzo: I think you taking words out of his mouth. He was merely saying that it is an age old problem in naija, and that many successful guys trained in such conditions...nothing new.OK. Mr. Interpreter! What a nice backhanded compliment to Dondaz. Apparently, you assumed that Dondaz is not intelligent enough to express himself that he needs your help in clarification of his comment. Kudos! |
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