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Career › Re: Gtb Or Diamond Bank? by InvertedHammer: 3:38pm On Mar 15, 2013
Chinaimporter: Better live these banks and become an enteprenure by you self. I advise you to go into vegetable farming or snail farming and you might even become dangote
One day.i now deal in rat poison and you cant imagine how much i am making daily.another good buiz if farming of poisonous snakes for use in making anti venoms.......

See business o! Rat poison and snake venom.

Old boy you get liver no be small o!

Nothing do you!

You are my hero
Islam › Re: How To Pray Five Times A Day by InvertedHammer: 3:26pm On Mar 15, 2013
WARNING:

***To avoid being banned, please ensure that your post is not offensive to Islam***



...Therefore, I reserve my comment.
Fashion › Re: Toolz Covers TW Magazine by InvertedHammer: 3:02pm On Mar 15, 2013

I will ...
Celebrities › Re: Wole Soyinka In Washington D.C In 1978 (Picture) by InvertedHammer: 9:02am On Mar 15, 2013
ZACHIE: Who is trying to resemble who please?

Resemble no be to look alike?
Celebrities › Re: Wole Soyinka In Washington D.C In 1978 (Picture) by InvertedHammer: 8:57am On Mar 15, 2013
chucky234: Because dem say him dey Washington in 1978 you just rush say him resemble Denzel Washington
Why you no tell us since say Soyinka resemble Denzel Washington,park well for corner jare.
See vex o!

A beg no take your life frustration join simple opinion
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From “Sherikoko Reloaded' Osuofia And Jenifa Weds by InvertedHammer: 5:37pm On Mar 14, 2013
Mr.Ibu and cutlass! Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Politics › Re: Emir Of Anka Opposes Amnesty For Boko-Haram Members by InvertedHammer: 5:15pm On Mar 14, 2013

My concern is that BH attacks on politicians in the North may start earning them accolades
from the downtrodden masses. Revolution in the making? Who knows!

Big things usually start small small. I hope that country doesn't go up in flames
with the way politicians are rubbing profligacy in the face of the masses.

Alamieghesa case is pushing mother Luck too far...
Car Talk › Re: Leaked Images Of the 2014 Range Rover Sport by InvertedHammer: 3:36pm On Mar 14, 2013

I don't see any difference between this and Evoque or even the RR baba.

This is starting to become rip off.


Range Rover Sport 2014
https://insidelane.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2014-Range-Rover-leaked.jpg

Range Rover Evoque 2013
https://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Range-Rover-Evoque-Dynamic.jpg
Food › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Eating Dog Meat? by InvertedHammer: 3:23pm On Mar 14, 2013
Dreyl: Dog meat!!! GOD FORBID ONLESS MY ENERMIES Want to poison me...
[size=14pt]Animal meat na animal meat. Period.

If chicken, beef, rats, turkey could be eaten...What is 404?!

STOP THE HYPOCRISY!!!
[/size]
Celebrities › Re: Wole Soyinka In Washington D.C In 1978 (Picture) by InvertedHammer: 3:20pm On Mar 14, 2013
I am seeing resemblance to Denzel Washington.
Politics › Re: Owners Of Oil Wells In Nigeria Unveiled By Segun Adeniyi by InvertedHammer: 8:10am On Mar 14, 2013
suniblu: i think those list is either not accurate or outdated. orient refinery is omitted.

[size=14pt]Orient Energy [/size]
granted OPL 915 and 916 has N. Nwawka as director and Emeka Anyaoku as chairman. Sahara Energy Exploration granted OPL 284, 228 and 332 in 2005 and 2006 has Buba Lawal, Cole Tonye and Odunsi Ade as directors. Enageed Resources Limited granted OPL 274 in 2007 has Buba Lawal, Cole Tonye and Odunsi Ade as directors.
Nairaland General › Re: Do You Sing In The Shower? by InvertedHammer: 6:07pm On Mar 13, 2013
[quote author=shymexx]Osondi owendi.... grin (Can you translate it for me, Adaobi?)



TRANSLATION:

Igbo: Osondi.....Owendi

English: it dey sweet people...e dey bad belle people
grin grin grin grin grin

https://gifs.gifbin.com/384sw22yusw93.gif
Science/Technology › Re: World’s Ugliest Dog Wins $1000 And A Year’s Supply Of Dog Biscuit by InvertedHammer: 6:04pm On Mar 13, 2013

Monkey no fine,but im mama like am
Investment › Re: When A Share Is On Steady Decline, What To Do? by InvertedHammer: 5:57pm On Mar 13, 2013

Buy a new phone line and start dodging your creditors!
grin
Romance › Re: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by InvertedHammer: 1:02am On Mar 12, 2013
Foreign Affairs › Re: South-Korea & US Start Drills As Tensions With North-Korea Escalate by InvertedHammer: 12:51am On Mar 12, 2013
Politics › Re: JAMBS Post Video Of Hostages’ Bodies by InvertedHammer: 12:41am On Mar 12, 2013

This is getting confusing....JAMBS vs. JAMB

I was ready to tell my nephew to go check his result.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alcohol And Immorality By Pastor Adeboye by InvertedHammer: 12:02am On Mar 11, 2013
ayobase: There is a difference between wine of today and wine of after today...fermentation...if it were fermented wine (alcohol) Jesus gave them, then that wedding might have taken another course...people might drunk to the level of misbehaving....no misbehaviour was reported during and after the wedding ceremony!
...And you were there to know...

https://gifs.gifbin.com/1239704054_drinking_beer.gif
Romance › Re: According To You What Makes A Lady Happy ? by InvertedHammer: 11:54pm On Mar 10, 2013

TO make a woman happy...find out the kind of movies she likes---that's her fantasy.

Then fulfill it.

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT EVER BRING HER OUT OF THE FANTASY LAND!

Women hate REALITY.


https://gifs.gifbin.com/092009/1253527972_money.gif
Family › Re: Sweet Things About Your Mom That Make You Smile? by InvertedHammer: 10:18pm On Mar 09, 2013

If there is no money,

MY MOM WILL DISOWN YOU
cool
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities At The AMVCA Pre-award Party Last Night by InvertedHammer: 10:16pm On Mar 09, 2013
Sports › Re: Enugu Rangers Fan Thread - The Flying Antelopes by InvertedHammer: 9:50pm On Mar 09, 2013
Career › Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by InvertedHammer: 9:47pm On Mar 09, 2013
When I thought of my salary, I did this:



https://gifs.gifbin.com/032013/1362679801_balance_beam_back_flip_nut_shot.gif


That's why I became my own BOSS
Christianity Etc › Re: Should A Student Pay Tithe? by InvertedHammer:

I don't pay tithe...


I donate to charity not to some sweet-talking, jet-flying demigod in disguise.


Save your money and give to folks who need it more: widows, sick, orphananages, etc

Don't donate money for fueling private jets and thump your chest that you are
doing a good work.

Sports › Re: Nwankwo Kanu Defrauded Of N1.4 Billion By His Hotel Manager by InvertedHammer: 8:30pm On Mar 09, 2013
Yeah right!

Someone embezzled the sum of N1.4b from 2005 to 2012.

7 years! And you only found out in 2013 that there is no building

What a load of BS!

The judge could smell the BS that is why the bail amount is very low.

Celebrities › Re: Nkem Owoh And Funke Akindele 'Kissing' by InvertedHammer: 8:23pm On Mar 09, 2013

Nawaooo. Nkem don old finish ooo!
Career › Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by InvertedHammer: 8:21pm On Mar 09, 2013

NLers are crazy!

One'd think you've heard it all.

There comes another one...THIS IS HILARIOUS!


grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Give Your 'Tithes' And Offerings To The Less Fortunate In Church by InvertedHammer: 1:55am On Mar 09, 2013
The pastors are quick to demand tithe

But if the government demands tax from them..all hell will be let loose.

Religious awareness is directly proportional to poverty.

When everything else fails in life, become a pastor and use your failure as testimony.

Mugu church members must pay!

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