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Education › Re: Students Writing Exams On The Floor & Outside Classrooms (Pictures) by InvertedHammer: 5:59am On Mar 20, 2013
Dondav: You will be surprised to know that I wrote my Jamb Outside a classroom, On a table.

Nothing New; And I passed.

So you passed makes it normal...abi?


This is why I wish the leaders should bring more hardship to Nigerians.

They can only learn the hard way.
Nairaland General › Re: Do You Put Your Hand Inside Your Boxer When Sleeping? by InvertedHammer: 4:41am On Mar 20, 2013

Depends on which way am trying to put myself to sleep
Politics › Re: God Told Jonathan To Pardon Alamieyeseigha – Arthur Eze by InvertedHammer: 4:37am On Mar 20, 2013
Arthur has spoken!

Touch not my anointed; do my prophet no harm


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Politics › Re: God Told Jonathan To Pardon Alamieyeseigha – Arthur Eze by InvertedHammer: 3:08am On Mar 20, 2013


OP. Simply stick to the facts. Don't misquote Arthur Ezeh.
He said that god told Jonathan to pardon Alams. Arthur Ezeh is right.


Why is everybody chastising Arthur Ezeh? There are many gods.
The question should be which god? Maybe the same god that wanted Abacha for life?
Every discerning mind knows that Arthur Ezeh has only one god---money!

Because for sure, it cannot be the same Almighty God that we all come to respect and worship
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Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Maiduguri Just Now by InvertedHammer: 3:42pm On Mar 19, 2013
yorke1: Move closer and snap pictures of the scene.
grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: "Boko-Haram Sect Are Resilient Warriors" - JTF Personnel by InvertedHammer: 3:36pm On Mar 19, 2013
hotwax: The only reason they are warriors is because Chief Retardeen officer GEJ is dining with their sponsors the Hausa elites and PDP. Where will Almanjiri get AK47?
Do you know how much AK47 cost ?

If I have financial support, I can assemble Atomic bomb too.

Stop giving us poo.

Government officials, Norther elite supports them. Fighting boko-haram is like fighting Hausa race.
Support OR No Support...These guys are something else.

Can u imagine asking all these latter day Christians to die for Christ?

Let alone die just for virgins?
Science/Technology › Re: What Do You Call This Domesticated Fowl In Your Dialect? by InvertedHammer: 3:32pm On Mar 19, 2013


Igbo: Nnekwu
Politics › Re: "Boko-Haram Sect Are Resilient Warriors" - JTF Personnel by InvertedHammer: 3:23pm On Mar 19, 2013
dgitrader: ...The soldier explained, “I have been to Dafur and Liberia, but never experienced these kinds of fighters. Rebels want power but these ones want death...


This is the problem.

Now how do you scare someone who has already chosen death as the only option?
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by InvertedHammer: 3:15pm On Mar 19, 2013
lorenzos1: 10. BUS CONDUCTORS
https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2378/2364440654_8e2d072199_z.jpg?zz=1

OJUELEBGBAONIPANPANGROOO.


9. NEPA POLE GUY
https://miabaga.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Nepa-at-Work.jpg

It’s up to you to ride in that van with the ladder, get to someone’s house, climb up the pole, disconnect the power, look down, see the crowd of angry faces waiting for you at the bottom, and decide whether descending the ladder is the best option for your general health and longevity.
THESE TWO GOT TO BE IT. Talk about stress!
Career › Re: What Is The Fate Of A Mild Stammerer At Job Interviews by InvertedHammer: 1:03pm On Mar 19, 2013
Avoid any question that involves saying crocodile or hippopotamus.
Politics › Re: FG Lifts Flight Suspension Of Dana Airlines by InvertedHammer: 1:01pm On Mar 19, 2013
Lift ko, Suspend ni.

Na person wey river see im leg, na im dey swallow.

Personal car things!

African time still reigns yonder...so there is no rush to get anywhere in Nigeria.

I go drive myself reach.
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia's Wedding Dress (Kosibah Designed For 1.7 Million Naira) by InvertedHammer: 3:14am On Mar 19, 2013


May be Yemi should design himself first!!!

Now logging off "Hater Mode"
Politics › Re: Bayelsa To Set-up Committee To Tackle Rumour-mongering by InvertedHammer: 8:58pm On Mar 17, 2013
chucky234: You are one of the rumour mongers


LOL> U people no go kill person here
Travel › Re: Dana Air’s Operators Certificate Revoked by InvertedHammer: 8:54pm On Mar 17, 2013

AERO staff on strike...

DANA Operating License withdrawn...

ARIK huh


Interesting time in Aviation in Nigeria.
Travel › Re: Dana Air’s Operators Certificate Revoked by InvertedHammer: 8:10pm On Mar 17, 2013
vision2050: in your dream
LOL grin grin grin

U guys no dey sleep?
Politics › Re: Bayelsa To Set-up Committee To Tackle Rumour-mongering by InvertedHammer: 7:57pm On Mar 17, 2013
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If the Committee should invade ww.NAIRALAND (datz all) , they will have their hands full
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Jokes Etc › Re: My Experience With Nigeria Police Last Friday by InvertedHammer: 7:51pm On Mar 17, 2013

Old joke...Heard it a long time ago as told by "I Go Die" the comedian

Still funny though
Celebrities › Re: Uti Nwachukwu Posts Pictures With A Girl To Dispel Gay Rumours by InvertedHammer: 7:52am On Mar 17, 2013
ighoosagie: What is gay called in Ur language ?
Bend Over
Music/Radio › Re: Stella Damasus – Love Me Quick (Video) by InvertedHammer: 5:20am On Mar 17, 2013

[size=14pt]Blood of Jesus![/size]
NYSC › Re: Snake Killed Under My Bed At Nysc Orientation Camp, Ikare-akoko, Ondo-state... by InvertedHammer: 5:18am On Mar 17, 2013
[size=14pt]Village things![/size]
Jokes Etc › Re: My Oga At The Top - Dj Ziggy Feat NSCDC by InvertedHammer: 9:15pm On Mar 15, 2013
Born in Katsina State Nigeria, Mr Shem Obafaiye Sunday proceeded to the prestigious University of Lagos
and graduated in 1984, he is also an alumnus of University of Ibadan and Lagos State University.
Commander Shem was promoted three times between 2011 and 2012. Currently he is a level 15 officer
of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC) second only to the Assistant Commandant General,
Deputy Commandant General and Commandant General.
Politics › Re: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by InvertedHammer: 9:09pm On Mar 15, 2013
Born in Katsina State Nigeria, Mr Shem Obafaiye Sunday proceeded to the prestigious University of Lagos
and graduated in 1984, he is also an alumnus of University of Ibadan and Lagos State University .
Commander Shem was promoted three times between 2011 and 2012. Currently he is a level 15 officer
of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC) second only to the
Assistant Commandant General, Deputy Commandant General and Commandant General.[/b]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Osun Civil Service Recruitment Examination Holds Tomorrow by InvertedHammer: 4:38pm On Mar 15, 2013

My friend wants to apply for this job?

Can someone apply online?

What is the website for Osun Civil Service?
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Anglo American Learnerships Programme 2013 by InvertedHammer: 4:26pm On Mar 15, 2013
nihil obstat
Crime › Re: 5 Internet Fraudsters Arrested In Enugu by InvertedHammer: 3:57pm On Mar 15, 2013
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Osun Civil Service Recruitment Examination Holds Tomorrow by InvertedHammer: 3:51pm On Mar 15, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]I just hope Osun Civil Service is not the way way of saying NURTW... huh [/quote][color=#009999]Guy, you wicked o. LOL[/color] grin grin grin
Fashion › Re: Toolz Covers TW Magazine by InvertedHammer: 3:43pm On Mar 15, 2013
[color=#994d00]Any man that doesn't like this should undergo gay test.

mtcheeeeeeeew...grabbing my lotion[/color]
cool cool cool

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