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yorke1: I really don't understand this DSSC of a thing. I hope they are not recruitment people that will go and fight with Boko Haram.No be army you join? Abi na to just sit down collect salary you go dey do? Once you get the form, begin prepare for Boko assignment sharp sharp |
byvan: @OP,all the reasons raised here Are valid but its more out of st*pidity because some of these girls even date broke married men. Sorry to disappoint you..those men may be broke to their wives but not broke to their girlfriends. They would rather give away junior's school fees to their babes and go home to tell their wives that they have been robbed/unpaid or some other excuses. You will be surprised that bus drivers or KEKE drivers drop pay more than those big SUV driving daddies. Oh, as if you don't know..who am I kidding? |
No girl would want to date a married man. The ones that do, do it for some reasons..to fill some void that single guys cannot fill....in this case MONEY. You will find out that those girls with "ARISTOS" usually have multiple partners that they harass incessantly for material things. It is called RUNS For all I know, it is usually a MUTUAL relationship...the girls need MONEY,PHONES, etc while the men need POON, FUN, less-wrinkled a_ses and for once, some br_easts that are still pointed as pawpaw. Oh lala |
I am an Igbo man. Truth be told, our people's response to slaughter by Hausa people is very disheartening. And that's why the trend continues... |
OK Let's get down to it. 100 Liters x 4 generators = 400 L /day 400 L x 30 days/month = 12000L /month for the 4 generators 12000 L x 12 months = 144,000 L for the 4 generators in 1 yr 144000 L x 4 years = 576000 L for the 4 years 576,000 L for 4 years rounded up to 600,000 L @ N170/L x 600,000 L = N102,000,000 (one hundred and two million naira only) Over-Invoice = 3.6 bn - 0.102 bn = N3.488bn (N3 + billion) |
It is not about Tukur. It shows how much respect the governors have for GEJ who is the de facto leader of PDP. GEJ simply does not command any respect and the governors do not want to be bored to death with the same meaningless and tactless rhetoric. This is what happens when a weakling is selected as a leader. It is not hidden anymore...his fellow looters know that GEJ is dumb as a knob. |
What of tampon? Will that not break the hymen too? This is getting serious! What is the last hope to get a virgin? Become a Boko Haram just to get 19 virgins posthumously? |
[quote author=Adeniyi A.]...or banged with InvertedHammer[/quote]Crazy boy ![]() |
okpara ugo: Nonsense topic. I was already saying congrats to the girlfriend. Congratulations? Even when you saw "MUST" in the topic |
. This guy must be Abuja resident....No GAME! They too dey f...k up for women matter. ![]() |
The thing about NL is that you present your topic.... ...And they discuss whatever they want to discuss. My Boyfriend Must Marry Me! = The Girl is Taller LWKMD |
The only thing now is to keep praying that nothing happens... No be the song people carry go war, dem dey sing come back |
Money Money Money We thank those that came to the aid of this sister. May God reward you all. |
[quote author=Mr..Cork]Correction: all Nigerian comedyians are dry...loook at p Sqaure...biggest joke from Nigeria (no oofeinse) [/quote]At least for the two that I mentioned, you will manage to squeeze out some laughThis your name...na waoooo |
rubyno: So, my money don go be dat?May be when someone tells you in hausa language you will understand. |
biolabee: Due to the presence of supercomputers that engage in high frequency trading, buying and holding is for the biggest boys...Warren Buffet, George Soros, et al. I call my style fishing expedition. You go in and grab whatever you could before the elephant(Bernanke or any of the European counterparts starts yapping, or economic indicators miss/hit) shows up in the China shop. OK. Here is my strategy based on technical analysis. I pull up a weekly chart and use it to establish the trend for a particular quarter. I double check the trend using 200, 100, 50 Simple Moving Averages. Then I come down to 4 or 8 hourly charts. This will tell me what moves to make for the week. I usually establish calls at the beginning of the week: BUY or SELL. Holding period: 2 - 3 days. I start off with ASX (Australia) then NIKKEI (Japan) and then wait for the crazy Europeans. They all move in tandem in Europe (meaning that DAX(Germany), FTSE(London), etc charts look similar) Then I move to US pre-open moves. I already have the bias. Once everything lines up. I check my picks...read the news...do more analysis and bingo! KEEP EMOTIONS OUT OF IT. |
What a beauty! All I need is one night with her. Ain't planning on coming out alive. |
biolabee: My quesions again Yes, those factors are what you have to put into consideration before delving into stock trading. You know as in cost of doing business. You have an option of margin account...meaning that your $2000 will let you control more shares depending on the brokers margin...this has its pitfalls as well. With $2000, your best bet will be penny stocks. First thing first: Read up on margin accounts, stock trading, etc. Remember this will be your first step before even opening account. Stock trading involves a lot of researches, reading, analysis, etc. Personal note: I will not advise you to go into stock trading with $2000. It is not worth the effort unless you just want to throw the money away. |
[size=14pt]http://www.choiceTrade.com[/size] ChoiceTrade Pros Low commissions Powerful trading platforms (for a steep fee) No account minimum, maintenance or inactivity fees (non-IRA accounts) Free paper trading ChoiceTrade Cons While web-based trading platform with delayed quotes is free, more advanced platforms and streaming quotes are not: web-based Choicestreamer is $14.95/month, ChoiceTrader Direct Pro is $49/month, Choicetrader Select with eSignal is $126/month Extended hours stock trades have $0.005 per share surcharge $2 surcharge on bulletin board and pink sheet stock trades (Penny Stocks). For OTC orders over 500,000 shares, add 1% of the total dollar value of the order to the base commission of $7 per trade High mutual fund commissions $30 annual IRA fee Very little research is offered At least $14.95 per month charge for real-time streaming quotes CUSTOMERS' COMMENTS jay slay · 6 days ago i have been using for past year just for pennystocks, the lowest charge. but have issues with trading some pennystocks, some stocks i cant sell anymore becuase symbol currently isnt being trade by them so i am stuck, and if volume of a stock drops for a month you can only trade 10% of the monthly volume, so if i bought 1 millions shares of a high voulume stock last month and this month if the volume is 100k i can only sell 10k at a time, so they rack up trading fees Will · 9 weeks ago I've used CT for a while now, well I say a while. I opened the account solely because they offered OTC trading; turns out their clearing house don't support many OTC stocks! I've seen countless of times where I've had to speak to customer services on the online chat to ask them if I'm actually able to trade the securities (9 times out of 10 I can't) I'm seriously bored of CT and their lack of clear explanations. Don't offer a service if you can't deliver it. Pensontakesover · 46 weeks ago Penson is also the clearing broker for optionshouse, lightspeed and many others. Yuri is correct that only big houses like TDA, Schwab, etc. do not use Pension to clear their trades. Yuri · 48 weeks ago One year seems everything ok. Looks like penson is everywhere exept big traders like TDA. Eran · 63 weeks ago I've been trading with CT for 6 years, and now looking to transfer my account to another broker. The main issue is I don't feel safe having my money kept at Penson. Gary O · 56 weeks ago What is Penson? Scott · 55 weeks ago http://www.marketwatch.com/story/penson-aims-to-r... Lee · 49 weeks ago That article link has me worried. Do you know of any recommended brokers for low-cost OTC trades that accept overseas accounts? Art · 59 weeks ago I've been with ChoiceTrade since 2006. Great value for the services provided. While they will not hand-hold you through your trades, if you have any technical problems or questions a real person is always a phone call away. Highly recommend this brokerage. Bill V · 92 weeks ago three years and no issues with my account , online help has been useful saad khan · 100 weeks ago so far going good for me too yuri · 101 weeks ago Agreed As far as one month no problems with Choice |
[size=14pt]http://www.SOGOTRADE.COM[/size] SogoTrade Pros Very low commissions No inactivity, maintenance fees (accounts with over $100) Free DRIPs (dividend reinvestment plans) SogoTrade Cons For stocks priced under $1, the online commission is $3 plus 0.5% of the principal value Frequent technical problems Very slow new account set up process $30 annual IRA fee Can't short stocks under $3 No interest on cash Shorter after-hours trading: 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm EST, instead of 4:00 pm - 8:00 pm EST [size=14pt]CUSTOMERS' Comments [/size](29) Sort by: Date Rating Last Activity James · 2 weeks ago I opened an account with Sogotrade 4 months now, has not run into any issue and the customer service is very helpful. A H · 97 weeks ago There is no gains keeper. At tax time, this is a nightmare if you are an active trader. Their customer service is often rude and confrontational . Thien · 21 weeks ago what is happened to Sogotrade website right now? their system is not functional and not working at all. no server on the internet. Anyone knows what is really happening with Sogotrade account now, please post to let us know thanks Esther · 21 weeks ago me too. i cant log in as well. Is the company close down? Bart · 81 weeks ago I've been using SOGOTRADE for three years and have had no problems with them. Yes, some limitations, but there are a lot of web sites to obtain information on a stock for free. No delays in executions! They are great if you do you home work and know you are doing, it's that simply , $3.00 a trade can't be beat! If you don't know what you are doing, pay more and get the help you need!! marvyn · 53 weeks ago DO NOT ------I REPEAT DO NOT do business with these jackasses. They supposedely forwarded my funds ( almost $30,000 ) to the IRS because of some mishap with improper or incomplete documents. I am being told I will have to wait until tax time to reclaim it on my taxes. I cant even get them to give me a clear expanation as to what happend. I requested an explanation in form of an e-mail two different times and both times I was told they would e-mail me a detailed explanation and have yet to recieve any sort of an e-mail. Who really knows where my money is, other than out there in cyberspace somewhere. Probably gonna have to hire a lawyer and spend a but load of money and just hope they can resolve this for me, but who really knows. Wayne Kennedy · 30 weeks ago did you ever got your money? yuuuuup · 30 weeks ago Left sogo a few years ago for vanguard. Best decision ever! I'll take 7-dollar trades, excellent account features, and great customer service over sogo's non-sense. Those 3-dollar trades aren't worth the serious problems that come with them. John M · 30 weeks ago Worst Customer Service. These guys are very incompetent. Agree they have the low rates but that stops there. Their system is down on a week day today and i can;t even place the order all day today. I'm having Nightmare with their service. Nogo · 40 weeks ago Sogotrade's system calculated my available funds incorrectly and I ended up with a margin call. Also, I had to spend a lot of time clearing up an issue with the IRS because Sogotrade only reported the proceeds of my trades. Matt Henderson · 33 weeks ago I had the same tax issue. No help with cost basis, so the IRS assumes that you earned 100% pure profit on your trades, resulting in a HUGE tax bill. So then I have to go back and figure out my cost basis working off of a list of purchases and sales - it's a nightmare. Matt H · 33 weeks ago Biggest advantage is the very low commissions. What's a nightmare for me is that they haven't helped me keep track of my cost basis. There's no tax help. This year the IRS rules that they have to report cost basis will be kicking in, but for the past few years I've been trading, the paperwork is a nightmare. If you don't report your cost basis to the IRS, they will count all of your sales as 100% pure profit and say that you owe tens/hundreds of thousands of dollars. And cost basis can get a little complicated and tedious when you're buying some at one level, buying more lower, selling some of the position, etc. Sogotrade is no help with this. I don't know if other brokers are. Sergey · 37 weeks ago This is the worst broker out there. 3 stars? You are kidding me. I`d give them -5 starts. No customers service. Stone age execution speed. Platform is teeeeeeeeeeerrible. So slow it's nuts!!! Don't even consider Sogo!!! Kevin · 37 weeks ago I was thinking of opening account due to cheap comission fees...But after reading all these comments, I will not consider it anymore....I don't want to save comission but ends up with SO MANY troubles. Thanks for all those who comments.. Ajith · 42 weeks ago Sogotrade has gone down the toilet ever since some Chinese firm Wang took over. First they sent wrong tax info and it was not available until after I was done with taxes. They also wanted to re-certify customers because they changed clearing firms. It was a pain to get that done. They want you to send a clear copy of your license and it has to be perfect. They want you to take it from a camera phone and scan it to them. Why can't they check license info with DMV database? Anyway I have run in to issue after issue with them. I closed my account with them. I would not recommend this broker. cheap · 49 weeks ago I'm happy with them because of their $6 round-trip, but then I only buy 20-30 stocks once a year, and then flip them a year later. I don't use their research tools. If you're a buy-and-hold (1 year+) investor, the cost savings are worth it, and keeping up with your own trades is trivial. Also, I'm betting the customer service will get better, because many of the mishaps stem from the one-time Genesis to Wang transfer. sri · 53 weeks ago No good customer service, i have to wait 1 hr on call to get hold of a customer service and also i faced issue of losing my orders which i had placed and updates to my personal mailing address. They displayed my newaddress for some time , all of studden they reverted back those changes and keept my oldest address and some one else contact number. so as per my experience it is not good. Jason · 55 weeks ago Sogotrade is also skim cash ($50,$ 156, $75, $68) overnhight from your cash balance if your are day trader. Sam · 56 weeks ago Do yourself a favor, DO NOT OPEN ACCOUNT WITH THEM !!! I have been its customer for past 2 yrs and have been attracted by their low pricing, but infact you are loosing multiples cuz of incorrectly prices positions instead of what you think you are saving on pricing. Some issues with Sogotrade: 1)WRONG PRICES on trades - you can't rely on what their screen shows & will have to keep a track of every trade you do. Imagine your PF showing you a profit of $1000 when actually you are at a loss of $1800. 2)CUSTOMER SERVICE SUCKS - I have timed their response time, the WORST was 1 hour 10 minutes and BEST was 20 mins. Imagine loosing $500 just cuz noone picked up your call on time. PLUS these guys will simply hang-up your call if they can't find answer to your question, without even listening to your point. One of the cust.service guys told me "It is your responsibility to track your position prices & P/L, I was SHOCKED to hear that. I moved my account to another cheap broker and would encourage you to do the same. Matt H. · 57 weeks ago Love those low commissions but sogotrade is a nightmare come tax time. Sogotrade reported only my sales to the govt aNd I hD to go back and reconstruct the rest. Pie charts of holding performance have been mia for maybe a year now. Thinking of switching to scottrade. Watchyourmoney · 59 weeks ago I have to agree their customer service is very weak. I called to find out why my stop order was never filled. I had placed a stop order the day before an earnings report from amzn and the next day it had sold way below my stop order. I lost a substantial amount whereas I would have only lost a fraction had my order been placed. It took 2 days before it registered on my order history and when I called in for an explanation, the customer service rep left me on hold for 25 mins before I finally hung up and called back. The next person simply stated since I had placed the stop order at 2:15 the system may have not had enough time to actually register. WTF? The market doesn't close till 4:30! How long does it take? So, of course the following day at the open it sells and I lose. Their system is glitchy and in the markets favor for some reason! Paul · 59 weeks ago Yeah their customer service sucks, but for $6 round trip trade, you can buy and sell sooner to lock in a profit instead of waiting a day or week (or possibly a pull-back in the market) to realize a similar profit from higher commissioned brokers. You can always open up an account with another brokerage firm and use their research and trading tools while buying stocks with SogoTrade. Mike · 60 weeks ago I recently lost a descent amount of money due to SOGO trades incompetence! Apparently SOGO trade switched to a new security format and lost peoples paperwork. Unfortunately I was one of them and I was unable to sell my stock. My stock took a hard hit and all I could do was watch my money go down the toilet! I called SOGO trade and explained what was going on and all they said was sorry! Understand that I tried to fix this situation for a month prior to my stock going down. Someone finally let me sell my stock after being on hold for an hour but the damage was done! david · 73 weeks ago Been with SOGO for a few years now. It was cheap to start. Their customer service has always been problematic, now it is gone. No one answers the phone- it just rings. It is not toll free any more. never answered any emails. if you use them, BE CARFULL. Mike · 84 weeks ago They are just a bunch of incompetents. Trades are $3 but that's exactly what you pay for. If you run into a problem - good luck contacting and fixing the problem. There seems to be one person that deals with all of those. You can't even talk to his supervisor. Avoid!!! There are better options out there now. Surrational · 88 weeks ago I have not had any problems with Sogotrade and I bought .10% from the low of the day reported by stockcharts.com. I love the cheap trades, obviously if you like hand holding then this may not be the broker for you. guest · 91 weeks ago Not sure why you delited my original msg for ? Sogo trade is the worst broker I have ever used, I suggest you do some research on them before you open a account. Their service is discusting and they should be closed down, I am happy for you to post my email as I am a real person unlike most who post to hype this crap company. Mark in UK Steve Fisher · 92 weeks ago U did not tried options house these cheap houses are all same they just want money and if U get stuck thats it you are at the mercy of GOD david flato · 94 weeks ago Sogotrade has the worst customer service! In fact, you can hardly reach their customer service. |
biolabee: Please guys lets put egos aside and help those of us with a trusted method of accessing foreign stocksWhen was the last time you looked at Apple (AAPL)? Currently @ $461.91/share. |
Nigeria: NNPC - Capital Oil Kero-Direct Scheme - What Went Wrong? 29 November 2011 Household kerosene has been scarce since the beginning of this year and where the product is available; it is priced out of reach of low income households. Indication that the situation may even worsen this forthcoming yuletide emerged at the weekend as a litre of the product is now sold at N160 at the filling stations. This has called to question as to what has become of the recently launched NNPC-Capital Oil Kero-Direct Scheme (KDS), writes Chika Amanze-Nwachuku The Kero-Direct Scheme was initiated by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) in conjunction with Capital Oil and Gas, a leading indigenous player in the downstream petroleum industry. The scheme was designed to supply kerosene directly to Nigerian households through the use of ultra modern mobile fuel dispensing trucks owned by Capital Oil and Gas. It had been envisaged that the KDS would provide lasting solution to the lingering kerosene scarcity as well as the challenge in its distribution to homes in Nigeria. At the flag-off of the pilot scheme on July 16, Group General Manager, Group Public Affairs Division at the NNPC, Dr Levi Ajuonuma, had stated that the exercise, which commenced in the Lagos area, would be extended to other states of the federation. According to him, the initiative was borne out of the NNPC's determination to ensure that kerosene gets to end users at the right time and at the correct price of N50 per litre. |
This is nothing new. Capital Oil and Gas started mobile dispensing unit about 2 years ago at the height of fuel/kerosene scarcity. This is one of the trucks. Do you really believe that sinister deals would have been done in the open like this? |
Basketmouth is not funny at all. If you want comedy, listen to SEYI LAW and I GO DIE. Basketmouth's jokes are dry and pointless |
By the way, don't think that because they are foreign brokers they are any less dishonest than their Nigeria counterparts. That's why you need to read the reviews to see their customers' complaints. They are called "brokers" for a reason. Honesty and money have some weird inverse relationship. MY ADVICE: Take that money, buy some landed property and have a better piece of mind. Stock trading is gamed unless you have the mind of a gambler. It takes years to build a good account portfolio and days/weeks to erase all the gains. A lot of people have committed suicide because of stock market losses. So cave ne sedes. ![]() |
9free: bros, do us a favour by listing some of them..... I will let Supereagles handle that since he knows a lot of them that do. Follow this link below for reviews. Then you can read up some information on each broker by going to their website using the links provided. Your best bet will be to choose about 5 that you like and see if they accept foreign account holders (esp. Nigeria). I think your best option will be European brokers. They are more accommodating and even tend to shut out USA customers (in some cases, limit their services) due to regulations, etc. http://www.brokerage-review.com/stock-brokers/list-stock-broker-firms.aspx I hope this helps. Goodluck |
[b] "Factory-tinted" means that after manufacturing the cars, workers get some tint films and place them on the rear windows and back passenger windows. "Non factory-tinted" means that after purchasing a car, someone gets some tint films and places them on the rear window and back passenger windows. How can the police tell which one was done in the factory and the one done by an outside vendor? I guess it boils down to the age of the vehicle...newer cars will get a pass while old jalopy drivers will get living daylight harassed out of their rear ends. ST...PID, if you ask me. Laws against tinted windows are usually for front windows b/c the police need to have a visual of the inside of the vehicle and driver/passenger. Nigerians and their laws...started with the almighty ECMR (now obsolete), Original purchase receipt ( ), tint permit (now obsolete), license plate (now obsolete/case pending) to ad infinitum.The police boys and girls are smiling...to declare a full-blown war, all the IG has to do now is to legalize road-blocks again.[/b] |
How old is Charly |
nbright: Because of the lies girls do tell... You will see a girl using alum on her privates just to deceive a brother that she's a virgin and all... I am an advocate of taste before buying/marriage... If she say she a virgin and you marry her then find out she lied to you, then that's cheating...nbright: Are you serious with the alum thing? I used to think it is a myth. So the alum gums the hymen back or constricts the hole or what? Can you educate us more on this strange phenomenon? |
I have not been able to gain any weight after marriage... Well, I don't have a peaceful marriage...so that explains it all. I AM GETTING A DIVORCE!!! Wifey, if you are reading this...BURN IN HELL! |
supereagle: A lot of Brokers accepts us from NigeriaI said "some" because they exist that will shut the door on your face or do not even have Nigeria on their list |
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[/quote]At least for the two that I mentioned, you will manage to squeeze out some laugh
), tint permit (now obsolete), license plate (now obsolete/case pending) to ad infinitum.