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Crazy things are bound to happen as long as the primary purpose of going to church is the pursuit of miracles instead of to worship God.

MARK 13:22, "for false christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall show signs and wonders to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect."

2 Thessalonians 2:9, "that is, the one whose coming is in accord with the activity of Satan, with all power and signs and false wonders,..."

Revelation 16:14, "for they are spirits of demons, performing signs, which go out to the kings of the whole world, to gather them together for the war of the great day of God, the Almighty"

The Bible itself foretold these deceptive spirit. But how many Nigerian christians really read the Bible. They are limited to the carefully
selected verses used by their pastors for deception and subsequent extortion.

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Don't worry about Nigerians.

I can guarantee you that if rapture happens today, there won't be up to 10 Nigerians that will make heaven.

Once you know this, you will associate more carefully with them.

Trust BUT verify!

People are looking for miracle to escape poverty. It ain't got nothing to do with spirituality that's why miracle centers are where
the multitude exist.
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Khallicopyro:
Why wait till after his death before exposing him? Because he won't be here to defend himself

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There were many videos especially by Bisi when T.B.Joshua was alive. As usual, religious eggheads dismissed her because hero worship is a thing among the basket of gullible. There is a book: "The T.B Joshua I Know:..." that's available on Amazon where his fake miracles and sexcapades were detailed. Did any of you read it? No! Your Jesus was being persecuted. Did you watch Jim Iyke's interview about his experience at SCOAN?

The problem is not necessarily T.B. Joshua. The main problem is that he operates in an environment where impunity reigns supreme. His greatest mistake was making a little white girl a victim which got InterPol involved. His death still remains suspicious as many are speculating that he "unalived" himself to prevent the global disgrace the expose' and eventual arrest would have brought to his reputation.

Perhaps the Epstein scandal should be enough to convince you that a lot of these powerful people are devil reincarnates. But then, we are Nigerians! We will canonize Satan if he does giveaways.

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Nairalandforme:
Please,I dont know if this is the right section to post this; your advice is really needed from our guys who stays in the US.

I am considering learning a skill before going for an MSc in the US in 6-months time. I would like to go for Truck driving because my dad drives one and I know he will expose and teach me well, faster and with all his heart. He has been on it right since my birth (over 30 years) here in Naija, He has drove for many companies including don.gote, tetr.alog, and the likes. I learnt it is not easy to get a job that can sponsor a work visa to remain in the US after ones study, so if I learn this from him, maybe I could and get certified, I can get a company that can sponsor a work visa easily why eyeing my dream job. I need an advice on this if it will worth it .

Pls, I need a sincere advice from our brothers over there.
Mod pls help me move this to front page Abeggg!!!

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Make up your mind on what skill you want to learn. Go there and learn it because it will come with some kind of certification.

Any of this kind of skill you learn in Nigeria is a total waste of time. You are most likely to start from the bottom.

No trucking company will hire you because you. have been driving for donkey years in Nigeria. Do you call what you do
in Nigeria "driving"?

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BRATISLAVA:
Why hold the neck so disrespectfully?

Seun, this is graphic. That's another thing you need to work on apart from the cesspit of misogyny, tribalism and any other hate the forum is notorious for—cruelty to animals. Depicting dead animals like this one with blood all over it. At least without the blood! We all know we eat meats, but why display it like this?

Gory.

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Local man feeling more Oyibo than Oyibo after watching Oyibo movies. Take this picture to the Embassy and they will give you a visa to japa as an animal rights advocate.

It didn't bother you that it was killed but it is the way he is holding its neck that "pains" you.


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Are they supposed to admit that the BBC documentary is the truth? Even murderers plead "Not guilty" in court.

If SCOAN was really filled with men who have the fear of God as claimed, one can't help but wonder why the wife had to involve the police to stop the so-called wisemen and disciples from looting the church properties. They are all business people preying on the weak in the society.

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It is a difficult case to make now considering that youthful (in Nigerian sense) politicians like Bankole, Yahaya Bello and Betta Edu represented the youths well.

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PNomsule:
...and what exactly did Dangote do to have earned his way back to the top, especially when his refinery is yet to start producing?

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It is all by valuation which can be both objective and subjective. That's why you can wake up on Wednesday and hear that NSE lost N100billion and the next day, it gains N200 billion. And in all, not a single N1 changed hands.

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Nigeria remains the poverty capital of the world because organizations like this that you celebrate do not contribute anything to the GDP. They are indirectly taxing the hapless masses and expect prosperity to fall from the sky.

Pablo Escobar died many decades ago and his acolytes/disciples are still doing well in cocaine trades. Does that make it right?

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No big deal.

Traditional rulers choose to make themselves political stooges.

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Siberia01:

Hardship is exaggerated in Nigeria though
We claim to be hungry
Yet People are buying cars everyday
Building houses everyday
You see people wearing clothes of 2 million naira
When interviewed online...
The government knows we are better off without them... That's why the keep looting and sharing among em goons ....
Anybody complaining of hardship needs to be seriously flogged , stripped and hanged

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Nigeria presents two options only:

1) Winners
2)Chronic complainers.

Most people choose option 2 because it is the path of least resistance

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Gerrard59:
I for like visit there to see how the place be like.

The news around says there are more women than men in Atlanta, so maybe the women put up those appearances to attract men. The rumour also has it that women there are willing to put up with cheating men so far they are the main women in these men's lives.

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Be careful what you wish for. Men are doing BBL down there too. It is the black gay capital of the world....well, unless you swing that way.

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That's black people for you.

Medicine after death. When he was alive, only a few people could challenge him. Now that he is dead, they have mustered the courage to creep out of their holes.

What's new? Nigerians had Jesus Oyingbo, Rev. King, Pastor Fireman, Eddie Nawgu, Sr Ocheze, just to mention a few of the charlatans that wrecked havoc in the society under the guise of people of God. Many crimes are still going on under Christianity by pulpit bandits.

Who will talk? Who will investigate? Is it the brown envelope journalists that litter the place or the religious eggheads that will tremble at the mention of a pastor? The only reason this makes the news is because it is being done by BBC. That's how much Nigerians trust themselves.

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Individuals and industries are tired of listening to modern day "phantom" feminists who want to copy everything oyibo in Nigeria. Oyibo woman will screw around, divorce the husband and get 50% of his assets and alimony. If she is single, she will get financial support monthly from the government. Best yet, jobs are readily available.

Now compare that to the losers in Nigeria. Divorced? You are screwed! No guaranteed financial support from anywhere. No alimony. Yet they want to live American life in Nigeria. Define delusion!

I give it up to Oyibo women. They come up with toxic ideologies, sell it to the black communities and recoil to the shells. The black communities run with it and self-destruct. Back in the day, the biggest insult one can give to a white woman is to say that she has a fat ass. They flipped negativity to positivity and BBL was born. Go to Atlanta today, it may seem a crime to walk around with no BBL. Wigs and weavons? African ladies spend hundreds of millions of dollars everyday chasing wigs to look like white women.

The handwriting is clear on the wall. Only idiots will reward stupidity. Debbie is a role model and should be celebrated albeit for doing the right thing ab initio

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Beverlyjean:
Fantastic...we need to kill off feminism ideology to save humanity

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There is no such thing as feminism.

We have two groups of women: 1) Those who are lazy and don't want to be productive and 2). Those women that men don't want any way who are forced to be independent.

Frustration should not be misconstrued as "feminism". I challenge anyone to show me a beautiful
feminist. They don't exist. The ones who may be easy on the eyes are just riding the wave to milk the gullible ones. If the gullible ones are victims already might as well turn them to professional victims. Form an organization, tell them exactly what they want to hear and watch your bank account balance swell.
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MikeofKd:
This period is the worst period be a Nigerian youth ,the government has completely crippled and humiliated us. The economy is very bad and even worse, things are getting out of hand every blessed day.

My problem with Nigerians are our spirit of adaptation , I can promise you dat if fuel sells for 5k per litre people would still buy after complaining heavily , cause thats all we do ,complain bitterly but everyone would at d end of the day find ways to adapt.

For how long are we going to continue this way for christ sake? Almost all the youth are into one fraudulent activity or the other these days and the most decent looking ladies have a very troublesome amount of body count these days as well.

How I wish we can all in our frustrations pay Tinubu a visit at Aso rock , atleast make we protest heavily reach him side cus im fed up honestly.

I'm a bachelor but im still managing like a student , bills upon bills and worst you dont even get to enjoy for these services you pay for at all.

You cant even find an understanding girlfriend anymore in this country. Omo make I stop here before I go craze , Nigeria matter fit make man craze .

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Fix yourself!
Nigeria has always been a crime scene.
The difference is that social media has exposed and magnified the extent of the rot.

For references, refer to Fela's songs in 1970s, one would think he is talking about 2023--that's 40+ years later.
Every generation believed things would be better in future. And here we are.
I guarantee you that your great grandchildren will meet Nigeria worse than it is today.

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officialwdhtv:
"If change no dey in 2months, i go start to carry gun" - says Man

Times are hard but pls say no to crime.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A7JbHHCrc8

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The stupid thing is that if and when he carries the gun, he will never go after the oppressors.
He will start tormenting fellow victims. Some idiots selfishly commit suicide. Why not be a hero
and take oppressors?

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Why play with numbers?

Simply put...their expected earning from the deal is about 400% from Nigeria.

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Some of the names alone are enough to fend off prospective students.

The best schools in Nigeria in terms of recognition still remain ones that start with " University of ....."
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ayo2008:
Tot Bola Ahmed Tinubu on the list o

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Politicians are excluded.

That's why the wealthiest man Mr. Putin is never on the list.

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Ireportlive:





Sowore lives in his own kind of bubble and world... Am sure he is a stoner

Let's start from Sahara reporter, how much does he pay staff

Minimum wage law is for all workers regardless of public or private

How much does he pay his gatemen, house girl, sales rep


Take a POS agent and attendant for example, if you pay her with minimum wage she should earn atleast 45k monthly

That's 1500 per day for sales girls, Rent of Shop

Rent is like 3,000 a day

Internet 1000 a day


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Saharareporters cannot operate in isolation.

Even if they pay their staff minimum of N200k/month, that's an outlier which doesn't skew the overall trend. We are talking about systemic changes while you focus on isolated outcomes typical of an average Nigerian.

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Beautiful edifice!

But it contributes nothing to the GDP.

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This has nothing to do with APC.
It has more to do with Nigerians as a people.

The way people wailed, whined and complained during the 8 years of Buhari, should APC had gotten even up to 500k votes in 2023?

Apparently people are enjoying the hardship. There is no other reasonable explanation for the madness.

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Subsidy removal?

It is all about common sense which I understand may be a crime in Nigeria.

May 2023: Crude oil $65/barrel.
September 2023: Crude oil $93/barrel.
December 2023: Crude oil $78/ barrel

Yet pump price remains steady at N600+ per liter--no wide variations relative to fluctuations in oil prices.

Feel free to believe whatever you want.

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FreedomfromtheT:
Pastors don't heal.
Jesus does.
I am one of the living witnesses of Jesus' healing power.

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It is fair to assume that you were never sick ab initio.

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The irony of life!

Israelites protesting against the incompetence of Netanyahu.

Nigerians in Nigeria supporting Netanyahu because they believe that support for Netanyahu equals support
for the Biblical God of Israel. They pray for Israelites against Hamas but go mute at the genocide in Plateau.
People who have total disregard for their existence should not complain when others treat them with disdain.
Sadly that's the fate of Nigerians--quick to support others, but quick to be hated by others.

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Chicagograduate:
Tinubu made those promises because of the pending PEPT at the supreme court.
After the judgement he bundled the NLC president and used mc oluomo s thugs to assault him.
The same way Buhari never fulfilled any of his promises despite taking 77trillion Naira loans with nothing to show,is the same way Tinubu is gathering wealth for his great-grandchildren.Na only the late Abacha loot them out eyes on because baba don kick the bucket

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NLC is the problem not the FG.

When you keep believing a dishonest entity, at some point one has to look in the mirror to see the problem.

How many times will the FG screw NLC before they get sense? Litany of unfulfilled promises and in the next meeting, NLC incompetent negotiators will still smile home with more fake promises. Who is the fool?

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Xgist:
Nollywood Actor Zack Orji in critical condition in the ICU of the National Hospital in Abuja.

According to reports Orji can't walk or talk, and all kinds of test is being run on him to ascertain what is wrong.

He was rushed to the hospital two days ago after he slumped in the toilet after being quite weak for a few weeks.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTmzIkASjHg?si=GEOHNJN88eR0h7BO

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Obidients are still angry with this man.

I pray he gets the help he needs if he solicits for financial assistance.

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Kwanza:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02JnLEaGuQULm9uy2vHWYVZJ8aCWQ1X7m2RgGzBpJVx2nrtamwxLu9NfBgCnbTCaAzl&id=100064596373289&mibextid=Nif5oz

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As long as there is no option of fine, the judgement seems fair to me.

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egobetter4me:
I recently got married to an ugly, short, black, smelly, village girl. At first my uncle took me to see her...

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Can we just let 2023 pass?

It is too late in the year to laugh

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FanRong:
I'm sorry, this post is going to be a long one. But you're saving a soul if you read through and advice candidly.


My story
We've dated for 6months and we've lived together for the 6months.

On our 3rd month, I found her interesting and told her I'll like to marry her. She accepted but no engagement ring or anything to show. We just accepted by word of mouth.

Since then, I've worked towards it. I've told her to call her mum and eldest brother(dad is late) to relate my idea and understand their feeling since it won't be that easy to marry. (same state, but my people and her people are highly selective in marriage)

After several persuasion, and threat that I'll throw her out if she doesn't relate the circumstances to her family, she called the mum. And again I had to force her to call the eldest brother. She claimed she did. And that's enough. I'm ok.

Meanwhile, there's this guy(her ex) she claims helped her when she came to Lagos. It was when I started accommodating her that I found out in her chats that she was living with this guy, but lied to me she was living with her Aunt and the aunt's husband was harassing her sexually and she wants to leave. She later told me the guy, though provides for him but has never had sex with her, even when she was living in his house. These stories doesn't move me since everyone, who is not a virgin has an ex. So I forgave all that and we moved on.

She wasn't everything I need in a women, but I told myself I could train her the way I want. We continued adjusting to each others likes and dislikes.

I feed her this 6 months, provide comfortable shelter, buy her things she needs,(not want). Told her I'll do more and open a shop for her, if we get married, but she still confronts me asking why should I wait till after marriage? . I didn't allow the words move me cos Its my decision and my money and also, I'm used to gold diggers.

A good number of times, I see her as being selfish. If things doesn't benefit her, she'll not get bothered even if I'm involved.

Just this week, It became obvious to me that she argues everything I request her to do. From 24th Dec, we've been on holiday, we're always at home.
1. I'll wake her up at 9 and ask her to prepare breakfast for the family, she'll prefer to roll on the bed than do it. I'll finally have to do it myself so I can get things done and get busy.

2. I detest girls on eye lashes. I've repeatedly told her how I dislike it, but when she went to fix herself for the Christmas, she fixed the eyelashes, Contrary to my demand.

3. I got her some sneakers to upgrade her fashion style and look smarter, instead of the usual slippers and sandals she wears.
When we prepared to go to the beach few days ago, I requested her to put on the sneakers to look more fashionable, but she refused buttressing that she must wear what she wants, sandals.

4. Few days ago, we had a heated argument and she said that if I'm not happy that she's living with me, that she can go, afterall, she has somewhere to stay. I asked her to go and she immediately called that her ex bf to come to my house. I immediately swung into action, took all her belongings out, before the ex will arrive, at the same time, retrieving the items I gifted her.
While she was struggling to have her gifted items back, our neighbours heard the struggle and had to come and settle for us. She apologized and I forgave her. we were back into the house.

5. Just yesterday , we left home together, and I locked the door and I took the keys with me. We walked down the street together to the Busstop, I have almost no friend and seldomly greet. But there's this my ex girlfriend by the roadside, she saw me and yelled my name, I went to greet her and my Fiancée picked offence, left me without waiting for me. After that I chased her and told her it's nothing because I've told her everything about this ex.
Before we could get to the Busstop, she demanded for the house keys and I gave her since she might come back earlier than me.
We couldn't say bye. The anger was clear on her face and we parted ways.

After about 15mins, I got to where I wanted to make payment for the items I picked only to notice I am not with my transaction phone. I was confused where could I have kept it, the seller insisted I may not have come to his shop with the phone, and the phone rang as I called with my second phone. so I had to call my Fiancée for assistance since she's with the keys.
At first, she said she was still around the Busstop but when I told her I needed her to go home and confirm my phones whereabout, she said she can't go back that she has gone far, shouted on me and hung the phone.

I called and called and called, but she didn't pick. Many thoughts ran into me. Who took this phone? My money? , my phone? , my sim card? . I had to find my way and trekked back about 4km to the house since I had no cash with me. And finally saw the phone ringing in my house. I was relieved.

The way she shouted to me on the phone got me unbalanced, I felt she would be fire if I get this girl as a wife.

We finally traveled to our home state today and I paid the bills for the traveling. My major plan of traveling was to see her people and do the needful before I mistakenly get her pregnant. But I'm seriously contemplating of canceling this plan and throw her out come January. I need peace.

Dear nairalanders, I'm really in the middle of the deep blue sea and the devil.

I need mature and candid advice please.
Should I continue with the marriage plans or the redflags are obvious?

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I think it is God's plan for you.

The angels want you in heaven and the only way to leave this world and get there quicker is by marrying this girl.
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