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PoliticsRe: Oil In Nigeria Belongs To The North by ishmael(m): 8:25am On Mar 14, 2007
davidylan:
Minus Ezekwesili and okonjo-iweala, what are the credentials of the others that qualifies them for their positions? An architect as head of BPE? only in nigeria!
El-Rufai is a Quantity surveyor and not an Architect.
EducationRe: B. Sc. vs HND: An Unsettled Case? by ishmael(m): 7:15am On Mar 14, 2007
what issues are guy going to address there??
BusinessRe: Muslims Reject New Naira Notes: No Arabic Inscription by ishmael(m): 7:06am On Mar 14, 2007
davidylan:
Unlike the "monolithic" north, Adegbite does not speak for southern muslims but his own pocket. Gani Fawehinmi is a well respected Yoruba muslim, i'm sure he would not have subscribed to the nonsense from the Sultan.
And who has told you that the sultan is not speaking for his own pocket?? Please i want to hear you curse and insult Adegbite on this forum, else i will take it that you are being tribalistic or regionalistic.
BusinessRe: Muslims Reject New Naira Notes: No Arabic Inscription by ishmael(m): 7:12pm On Mar 13, 2007
You guys are too tribalistic. Why is it only the hausa muslims that are being attacked?? No one of you is attacking yoruba muslims with harsh words, or have you guys forgotten that Adegbite who also condemned the removal of the arabic letters on the naira note is also a muslim?? You call northerners illiterates and all sort of names, yet they have a good number of professors and Doctors who by virtue of politics occupy some of the big big government positions both in Nigeria and Abroad. Lets just leave those people (i mean the northerners or the hausas) alone and think of how to solve the problems in the niger-delta.
EducationRe: B. Sc. vs HND: An Unsettled Case? by ishmael(m): 2:12pm On Mar 13, 2007
Hnd-holder:
I was under seuns suspection, I just got my freedom. What Technical people get is simpathy. Let us see the graduates coming out of university to learn a trade bring up the needed technological man power.
Why did Seun suspend you?? What crime did you commit?? you are welcome back sha. So how far with HND graduates, polytechnics, ASUP, NBTE and all that has to do with Technical education?? Any progress?? What is the way forward now??
EducationRe: B. Sc. vs HND: An Unsettled Case? by ishmael(m): 6:22pm On Mar 12, 2007
But why cant our Government encourage Nigerians to go for Technical and Technological education?? Everybody cannot go to university, it's not possible. That is why we have so many unproductive university graduates roaming about the streets today, where as they would have been useful to themselves and the society if they had acquired Technical and Technological education. All blame goes to the Government of Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 6:02pm On Feb 23, 2007
nigeria1:
First of all I am not here to show my maths skills.
With all the noise and gra gra you have made about mathematics you still want us to believe you?? You be real olodo i swear. Let me put it to you that for not being able to solve that simple eigenvalues/vectors problem you a big liar and an olodo. Shame, shame ,shame, shame!!!. Nobody will ever believe your words on nairaland again. Please nairalanders nobody should respond to this[b] Yaba ex-patient's [/b] post again o!! we are through with him.
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 5:16pm On Feb 23, 2007
demmy:
Hey Nigeria1 since you're refusing to solve Ismael's math problem after all the initial gra gra you made, I have decided to solve your own math problem. View THE SOLUTION

I hope you're satisfied. grin

Seriously your passion on the census thing is commendable but it is bordering obsession. Let it go.
Why did you solve it for him?? Please do not waste yout time solving any problem for him; after all he asked for a maths question to solve, none of us asked for maths problem to solve. We dislike mathematics so we cannot solve the problem he has given to us. Let him solve the one given to him first.
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 1:59pm On Feb 23, 2007
@Afam
Please help us advice him, he talks and braggs too much.
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 7:35am On Feb 23, 2007
@nigeria1
I did not bragg nor claim to be a mathematics guru nor a PhD holder in Z-transformation (your favourite). I did not claim to be Blaise Pascal nor Pythagoras. Has anybody in nairaland asked for a problem in maths to solve?? you were the one bragging and making cheap noise about how you got A's in all your maths courses and asked for a problem in Z-transformation; we have decided to give you one in eigenvalue/vector to solve which you have not been able to. No body i repeat no body will solve your maths question, until you are able to give us the eigenvalues and eigen vectors of the matrix given to you. I hate noise makers
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 6:28pm On Feb 22, 2007
Who is childish? See who is talking. You that have been talking like a 2 years old child?? i wonder how old your brain would be sef. Please solve the eigenvalue/vector problem for us. Blaise Pascal of our time.
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 6:21pm On Feb 22, 2007
Bros solve the maths problem wey dey your front, else na olodo all of us go call you. You call eigenvalue and eigenvectors elementary maths abi? Laplace transforms nko? The Z-transforms wey u take dey worry us nko, sebi na elementary maths too?? No let engineering students hear you o.
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 5:58pm On Feb 22, 2007
You claim you did it in secondary school additional maths, ok, agreed, but solve it for us lets see the answer whether you will get it right or wrong. You are even still bragging claiming to have done it in elementary school; did you not say you read engineering?? Can you tell Engineering graduates and students in nigeria that eigenvalues and eigenvectors is not touched at all in the university?? You are a big liar. You also did Laplace and Z-transforms in secondary school too, abi?? See!! i'm doubting your so call Degree(s) in Engineering and DSP.
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 4:57pm On Feb 22, 2007
@nigeria1
you be real yeye man i swear. so you believed that question was an assignment given to me in school?? you were bragging too much about mathematics and all that, thats why i said you should help me solve that problem on eigenvalues and eigenvectors. How are we sure you are what you claim to be?? How are we sure you have Degree(s) in Engineering and DSP?? The problem with you i just discovered is unnecessary bragging and pride; and now you've ended up disgracing youself and your Degree(s) in Engineering and Digital Signal Processing. Solve the[b] eigen [/b] problem given to you to bail yourself out, eigen is just the beginning, we will soon give u questions in laplace and z-transforms as well as questions in statistics and probability to solve for us. Remember pride goes before a fall; you just fell down.
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 11:31am On Feb 22, 2007
Christino:
Eigen Vectors/Laplace Transform shocked please keep your heads off this thread,stop reminding me of carry overs grin
HAHAHAHAHAHA grin grin grin grin grin grin

YOU ARE VERY FUNNY!!
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 8:12am On Feb 22, 2007
@nigeria1
You asked for a z-transformation problem to be given to u to solve, and i have decided to give you a question in eigenvalues and eigenvectors now you are saying you did matrix in additional maths in secondary school and that you don't do assignment for people. Thank you, but keep you mouth close and don't ever tell anybody you hold a PhD in Digital system processing again. Until you solve the eigen problem given to you no body on this forum will ever believe you know Laplace and Z- transforms not to talk of having a PhD in DSP.
EducationRe: What Happens To Hnd Certificate After Conversion Of Polys To Universities? by ishmael(m): 6:40pm On Feb 21, 2007
Good question!!
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 5:29pm On Feb 21, 2007
@nigeria1
are you still trying to solve the maths assignment for me?? How many days will it take you?? Na wa oo.
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 7:12am On Feb 21, 2007
@Donzman
Just relax and allow him solve the eigenvalue and eigenvector problem i gave to him or can you help me solve it?? I need the solution now. I thought the guy (sorry the man) said he holds a[b] PhD [/b] in z- transformation??
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 7:02am On Feb 21, 2007
nigeria1:
ishmael, you disgrace me, na ordinary matrix and Determinants , you bring come for me, na arithmetic( Esero- yoruba word for 1 +1) like dozman you think say I do for school, Dozman na joke O,
Bros, please i'm not here to crack jokes or make fun; you claim you know all the mathematics including differential euations, laplace transformation, fourier series, z-transformation and so on, you said it at a time that i have an assignment to do on eigenvalues and eigen vectors so please solve it and let me have the solution. I'm still a student and i find eigen very difficult to solve. Atleast you can prove to Donzman that you are not what he thinks. I'm still waiting for the solution.
PoliticsRe: Analysis Of Nigerian 2006 Census Results by ishmael(m): 7:03pm On Feb 20, 2007
@nigeria1

Bros, since you are very good in mathematics please help me solve this assignment.

Find the eigenvalues and eigenvectors of the matrix                  2  3  5 -4
                                                                               A =  -1  3  0  6
                                                                                      -3  9  6  0
                                                                                       0  3 -2  7
God bless u as u solve it for me. I'm relying on you o.
AdvertsRe: I Need Good Distributors For My Magazine by ishmael(m): 5:19pm On Feb 20, 2007
i wish i could have a copy of this magazine, that will enable me know the kind of people i will meet to subscribe for it. Please how do i get to see the magazine?? I need a copy.
CareerRe: University Grads, Full Staff; Poly Grads Contract Staff. Why? by ishmael(m): 3:11pm On Feb 15, 2007
Employers are taking advantage of the economic situation of the country to expliot polytechnic graduates by employing them as contract staff to reduce or minimise the cost of salary payment.
EducationRe: Strictly For Mathematicians & Its Lovers! by ishmael(m): 5:01pm On Feb 14, 2007
Please help me answer the following questions.

Question1. Who invented Differential Equations?

Question2. Who invented eigen values and eigen vectors?

Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Vp Named On Graft List! Atiku Is Out! by ishmael(m): 7:27am On Feb 08, 2007
davidylan:
Why is that list not comprehensive?
Is it not missing the name of the number one thief in this country? a president who takes a $2bn loan for a farm!
Thank God; this is the first time on nairaland i find myself on the same side with you. Good talk man!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Vp Named On Graft List! Atiku Is Out! by ishmael(m): 5:55pm On Feb 07, 2007
I can't see Odili, Makarfi, Ibori and Igbenidion in that list. Does that mean that they are among the non-corrupt politicians in Nigeria?? Or may be i did nt look well; i will still check again.
CareerRe: Why Should NNPC And LNG Discriminate Between 2-1 And 2-2? by ishmael(m): 5:22pm On Feb 07, 2007
@DAVIDYLAN
I have been following and reading most of your posts on nairaland; whenever someone's opinion is not in harmony with yours it results into intense insults and calling of names. Please lets behave like matured people. There are better ways of making me agree with your opinions or views but not through calling of names and insults. Please, i beg you in God's name desist from calling people names simply because he/she does not agree with your personal views; after all, all of us cannot have the same view on a particular issue.
CareerRe: Why Should NNPC And LNG Discriminate Between 2-1 And 2-2? by ishmael(m): 11:28am On Feb 07, 2007
@Davidylan
1st class and 2.1 graduates should be job creators and not job seekers. Let them create jobs and employ people with  2.2, 3rd class and pass Degrees; or alternatively let then go and lecture in the university and be doing their masters at the same time. They should stop competing and struggling for positions in existing organizations with people that graduated with lower grades who you people (1st class and 2.1) feel are less creative and innovative. Why not use your 1st class or 2.1 to start up something too??
EducationRe: The scrapping of HND: A bad policy by ishmael(m): 7:39pm On Feb 06, 2007
Leave FG alone to do what they feel is best for them; after all they will never loss, they always stand to gain. we are at the recieving end.
Christianity EtcRe: God Supported Holy Wars In The Bible by ishmael(m): 7:19pm On Feb 06, 2007
@bari_kade
i live in the north o, and for peace to reign i think we just have to say we worship the same God with them so that they don't get angry and start killing us or burning our houses. All these things you've been saying here on nairaland about Islam and muslims i really thank God it's on the internet, else what it would have caused in a place like kaduna where i reside no body would have imagined it. They don't find things like this funny oo; even comments or statements that are far less than what you have been saying here get them offended and angry, and before you know it they've started burning and killing. please since they say they worship the true God lets leave them like that for the sake of peace. I rest my case for the muslims here because i want peace.
ComputersRe: Pls Help!can't Access Bios Set Up by ishmael(m): 6:42pm On Feb 06, 2007
Press the "Delete" key on the keyboard while the system restarts. there is no way it won't take you to BIOS set up. Try it and give me a feed back.
CareerRe: Why Should NNPC And LNG Discriminate Between 2-1 And 2-2? by ishmael(m): 5:48pm On Feb 06, 2007
But why is that 1st class and 2.1 graduates go about looking for jobs?? can't they use their 1st class and 2.1 skills to create jobs for themselves and others?? I expect only 2.2, 3rd class and pass graduates to be looking for jobs.

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