₦airaland Forum

BoboNogoDie:
Chai!
This guy again
You need special deliverance

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Let me grab my chair and weed while i learn by reading comments....a real niggarrr must always seek for knowledge anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

But to me o.... Stretch marks is not for fat people only
Because have seen it in slim people's body....

Anyway what do i know. I'm just a drunkard, pussy banger and a weed smoker

you really need deliverance from the righteous. I don't even know why that righteous never see you

dingbang:



She should go and bath 7 times in river Jordan ...

lolxxxxx hahahaha heartless. in fact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

police wey released him know where he is now. make dem stop playing on our psycho biko

can this Nollywood get season 2 and 3? someone in police custody escape without naija police being aware of that? abeg tell that to Donald Trump jare

na the police release the boy jare.

chibike69:
Lol

Na to begin dey pay e-tithe remain.

lolxxxxx hahahaha etithing abi? in fact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have 6 bottles of trophy for you

MyVILLAGEpeople:
I am only waiting for that righteousness guy to come fill this thread with his usual sermon.

that guy sef is too annoying

J111333:
Na so my neighbor back then at the university organized a birthday party for his babe with beers and very very few red wines but on that day, we come begin see champagne for the party.
She later told my neighbor that her America based old friend that attended the party bought the champagnes to support her. The yankee bobo no even spend time for the party sef. He just show face, do small magic and comot go dey wait his package for hotel.
Babe no spend that particular weekend for school telling my neighbor that her parents organized another birthday for her for house but we know where she go.

lolxxxxx hahahaha olosho na olosho even if you like carry her go Italy for upgrade she go still be olosho

Amotolongbo:
If another election is conducted, Do you think APC is legible to participate based on the ruling of the Supreme Court?
Definitely No!

APC was nullified from participating in the election based on the ineligibility of the running mate to the candidate. Even if INEC will organize another election, that ruling still stands cos no party will be allowed to make any substitution to the candidate or running mate already fielded.

The only solution for APC to win Bayelsa State is to sponsor a mushroom party candidate to win the election and then defect to APC afterwards. That may be practically impossible using a mushroom party to win.

In short, PDP still remains the party to beat cos there won’t be APC participating in the election.

your brain get too much oil. can you meet me at wazobia today by 7 pm some bottles

swiz123:

This op sef....


So you want the breeze to give you an upskirrt view of her panties so you can rush and deplete further the new Vaseline your mom just bought abi?

lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness shindren

kalvoken:
My uncles swore never to attend anything we decides to hold in LAGOS, after experiencing those sunday TRAFFIC when they came for my brother's wedding.

They were like; IF IT'S NOT HOLDING IN ENUGU, JUST SEND US THE VIDEO OF HOW THINGS WENT.

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear. I agree with him jare. just send him the video biko

Aladegba:
Once again I say to you, peace will elope you for the weekend for typing rubbish on a public forum and hating a tribe in Nigeria.

he will never know peace my brother. that guy is just a fool

Anazp:
Pls edit to Igbo man cries out after Ghanaian authorities close his shop

you are just a coward fool!!! so this is all you gato say as some of our citizens is being maltreated in another country? you are just a fool

Simeony007:
Yeye man the only thing him do right was being a Liverpool fan

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no get sense oooo lol so because he is an always walk alone fan?

Simplyleo:
Inspector Maltina Oyinchi.
Is she a Nigerian?
So a Nigerian will name his child Maltina?

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u r just a heartless creature walahi lol

sylve11:
What's the difference between Uber and a guy with a car that can easily gets called up whenever his services is needed to go drop or pick somebody up, and still gets paid?


Has Uber not been paying taxes to the government before?

Seems the government isn't tired of some vices going on in Lagos.

For every company driven away, over 10 good guys becomes bad guys who are ready to cause havoc and see it as a norm, just to ensure they survive.

Little things the government turns away from, are the little things that are causing massive problems all over the country.


Life in Nigeria is not easy. Those in power do not know this, because, they have enough to dwell on.

you have said it all and that is the end of discussion

Umartins1:
Lol... In case of hold up and you wan cut corners, follow a danfo wey get Pasuma sticker

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo. U say danfo wey get pasuma sticker? Lolxxxxx hahahaha so Paso is an open door to Lagos traffic? I give up on your case aswear

zerotech:
Tough one for barca.
The bad side of this fixture is that you only play one leg, nothing like home/away. Barcelona is prominent for fvcking people in their home and progressing to the next round but a tsunami awaits them this time.

This champions league ( corona version) marks the end of messi/Rinaldo rivalry

Lewandowski for the trophy.

Anyway we're still watching..

u say nothing like home and away again here? how bro? I think say na two legs dem dey play, home/away? why u come talk like dat

Which of the schooling is more difficult to you. Is it nursery, primary, secondary or higher institution? State your reasons and why let tackle it here

Igbochief001:
Abia is the most underated state in Nigeria ....they are about to start their airports and most of u would be ashamed

lolxxxxx hahahaha abia state to kick start an airport? oga, please tell that good for nothing governor to do a palliative to roads first before gutter. in fact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

Igbochief001:
South east would be the second geopolitical region that would have airports in all the states ...

Abia don't fall our hands ...pls don't

did I hear you mentioned abia? to slap u now just dey hungry me

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
She nor actually dey vex say the Man get wife and children for house or because she don abort

She is pained because she is gonna miss that orgasm and she can't afford to live the rest of her life without reaching orgasm... All women wants to keep on experiencing that exciting moment of orgasm till the end of time..that moment Blood begins to engorge thier clitoris, vagina, and nipples...the walls of thier vagina begin to contract and the vagina holds their man's dick while thier full body vibrates....in ecstasy
When you make a woman reach orgasm during sex they will do everything to keep you... 90% of women don't reach orgasm in their life time not because their body is wired not to reach it but simply because men don't really care about women orgasm....once the man gets to orgasm the all thing is over....

so how do we make them reach the organism then? or are we going to kill ourselves for them? listen Mr Man, even if you like make her reach organ with easy, if she wan kill u she go still kill you. but teach me Sha, how can I make my wife reach this organism wey u talk because e be like say she never reach that place before. am waiting

Kriss216:
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Innocent Dog Evil people!

Same innocent dog is now their master. God be praised.

lolxxxxx hahahaha that one only off me

christejames:
Interesting...


Just wow!

I bet my NYSC certificate that most of these animals are more intelligent than supporters of a certain political party in Nigeria that use a 'home cleaning appliance' as their insignia.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I love your intelligence because you never call any political party. in fact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

linked:
Don't be a door without a lock. It is clear that you are not committed to your present relationship. Now that's a big problem. It speaks more to your character than anything else. The problem is not whether you like the new guy more than your guy, but that you don't understand that commitment is essential for a healthy relationship.

Maybe you are not matured enough to know that in life you will always meet someone more interesting, more handsome, more wealthy, more nice than whoever you chose to date or marry. Las las I suspect you will end up a wretch if you do not discipline yourself with self control.

You should date or marry a person not because you have not found someone better than them. Rather it should be because you CHOSE to be with them. Even when you find someone better (which will definitely happen), it wouldn't matter to you.

dis mata don close because u don answer d hoe

konkonbilo:
lmao.. Werey plenty for this nairaland, aswerugod

lolxxxxx hahahaha na nau u jus dey know? me wey be say if I don too vex I go just come here to read come and laff my sorrows away

donstan18:
If you are a Guy reading this, please pay attention.



You see this?



You see this?


And this?


And this too....

You see those 4 parts I highlighted? They should be the reason why you should never expect much from GIRLFRIENDS, they are just hoes parading as Girlfriends.

The earlier you understand this the better for you. Thanks!!

this is end of discussion because you have summarize it bro. God bless you more than you want!!!

dukeprince50:
dont go and make up ur mind, be here doing DELAYtionship and decamping from one man to the other every three months,
U think relationship is build on physical qualities? In life u will always find someone more attractive than the one u are currently dating, wen that time comes, emotional maturity will help u, self control will come to ur rescue and commitment will keep u going, u think happily married couples dont see better qualities, Relationship should not be build on qualities but understanding that commitment is ur greatest arsenal, u can fall in love with anyone but building a relationship takes more than that, but u are just 16yrs, u wont understand
dicey dice u there, Rubbish

this is end of discussion because you have answered her already

matrix199:
The best caption should be, '20 photos that show animals that are bigger than THEY SHOULD '



But then, did you know that the weight of a fully grown blue whale is equivalent to the combined weights of 20 fully grown African elephants.

'Nature akhbar' indeed!!

but on a more serious note. what can be the food for such animal because I know if it eat the whole fishes in the water it can't still full

abujarealtor:
You sound angry. Please learn not to allow your anger control you.

See attached a screenshot of the transfers to the betting account.

That someone else lied doesn't mean we're all liars. Watch how you address people pls.

you wouldn't have reply that fool. he thinks it's everybody that lie like him

Evaromantik:
Lol..... We should know when to say "Rape" and when to say "Sexual Relationship".

They said he raped her severally, in the same article they claimed his mother is aware of the "relationship".

If there was a relationship, how did it become rape?. All i know is that it was a consented sexual relationship. And you became pregnant and aborted thrice in a rape?. No, it was willingly, the sex and abortions.

It could be business gone wrong as her womb got damaged.

and how old is the child if I may ask you Mr lawyer? Don't you think the mother need to be given 25yrs term in jail? I thank God that he has judge it his way, it remain the mother of the gal