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SportsRe: Tottenham Coach Pochettino Cries During His Post-match Interview(video) by JastSiryin(m): 11:08am On May 09, 2019
tgmservice:
To all la-liga fans
For the first time in how many years? I love the epl no doubt, but la Liga teams are more superior technically. It's only a minor setback, you'll definitely see them next season.
HealthRe: Depression: When I Think Of Sex, How Can I Die? - UNIPORT Female Student (Video) by JastSiryin(m): 9:04am On May 06, 2019
Davash222:
She’s a small girl with little experience because she refused to give in to suicidal thoughtshuh
Suicidal thoughts aren't only a symptom of depression. You clearly know little about depression and she's just ignorant.
RomanceRe: If A Girl Walks Up To A Man And Expresses Her Feelings; Is She Cheap Or Brave? by JastSiryin(m): 3:07pm On May 05, 2019
She's whatever she thinks she is... Not what some confused society says
EducationRe: Jeremiah Adedoyin Wins National Mathematics Prize by JastSiryin(m): 3:05pm On May 05, 2019
calculator123:
Congratulations. Titi, Jeremiah(son of Hallowed), Mojeed.
Dorks! lol... Just kidding o
CrimeRe: Kenile Nwabuzor: Hairdresser Commits Suicide Over Disagreements With Boyfriend by JastSiryin(m): 8:38pm On May 04, 2019
YvngKvng:
Advice to everyone who has eyes to read.

Don't stress yourself over something that can be replaced, nobody that cannot be replaced. There's no me and you forever, there's only me and 2billion person I choose to mingle with.
Money can be replaced.
Your soulmate husband can be replaced cos there's literally millions of guys that will love u more than that ur soulmate husband.
But life is one and cannot be replaced. U don't get to live again after dying, you are not Jesus. Even Jesus died for every human being to ever exist and u are thinking of dying for one yeye human being that broke ur heart when there's millions of human beings that can mend ur heart and treat u like number one.

Please enough of this suicides please! No more!
That's what I keep telling peeps... That you're the "only one for me" mentality is rubbish
RomanceRe: Chidera Eggerue Shows Her Sexy Dance Moves, Wows Fans by JastSiryin(m): 9:08am On May 04, 2019
Everybody is just looking for fame. Ah God!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Performs At Idris Elba's Wedding, Dances With Christian Louboutin by JastSiryin(m): 1:47pm On Apr 28, 2019
DuBLINGreenb:
Secret wedding but there's a video. These days secrets are video taped and posted online.
I'm telling you bros... The level of attention seeking in this generation is mind boggling
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar, Your Bleached Skin Looks So Disgusting - Fans Blast Actress by JastSiryin(m): 10:00am On Apr 27, 2019
Emyjeze:
Lalle ko lalasticlala ni........ So of all places is the damn knuckle she felt to design. Or she is really trynna cover the darkness thereby lallestibleaching it. What do i know self
Abeg who's the guy in the pic... His memes are quite popular
CrimeRe: 19 Students Commit Suicide in India For Failing Exams by JastSiryin(m): 7:58pm On Apr 26, 2019
tstx:
Only in this part of the world
Bro it's all parts of the world. Power has never been about certification. More about guts and wit
CelebritiesRe: Success Mobbed In Lagos, Signs Endorsement Deal, Appeared On AY Live Show (pix) by JastSiryin(m): 10:55pm On Apr 24, 2019
SunnyskyTG:
And that's it! The Success girl is a Success.
This pic sure does look like a guy dressed in drag lol
CelebritiesRe: Fraud: "Nobody Holy" Davido Replies Tunde Ednut by JastSiryin(m): 9:20am On Apr 23, 2019
afroniger:
Davido needs to clarify his statement before it is misinterpreted as showing support for criminals, considering the fact that he is an influencer. Nobody can justify Yahoo yahoo. You just can't. How will he feel if someone steals Chioma's pant for yahoo plus?
I don't know why ppl keep associating cyber crime with the fetish(panty stealing and what not). In my view cyber crime is all about wit and cunning. Once you delve into the domain of the occult you're just a frigging ritualist!
CrimeRe: Nigeria Man Beats Two British Policemen At Heathrow Airport by JastSiryin(m): 12:31pm On Apr 22, 2019
MCMLXXVI:
You're very correct - A Yoruba man would stand there like the bloody coward he is as they taser his wife. Then, after her death, he would mine her skull and use it for rituals. Nice.
As cowardly as they are they always seem to have the best Boxers and I dare say MMA fighters in the country, and that same cowardice has led them to political dominance only topped by the northerners. I don't know where you guys keep coming up with this spineless jabs? I'm not from the major ethnic groups between.
TravelRe: If You Haven't Entered Plane At 40, Life Has Passed You - Nigerian Man by JastSiryin(m): 5:28pm On Apr 20, 2019
Fadomero:
shut up you don enta plane b4
I never enter but e no mean say I no dey enjoy my life
CrimeRe: Prostitute Arrested After Being Tracked Down With Stolen Phone In Owerri. Photo by JastSiryin(m): 5:08pm On Apr 20, 2019
daddytime:
See face like boxer wey dem knock out for 12th round...
Lwkmd grin
TravelRe: If You Haven't Entered Plane At 40, Life Has Passed You - Nigerian Man by JastSiryin(m): 5:01pm On Apr 20, 2019
buygala:
He is actually right smiley

If at 40, Nothing has made you fly in an airplane, even if it's from Abuja to Lagos, then there is definitely something wrong with your standard of living and improvement in capacity to afford life's little conveniences sad


This is my opinion please....I don't have energy for fight smiley
Na poverty mind set dey worry you my guy. Boarding planes isn't a status symbol, if not thst our other forms of transportation are epileptic you wouldn't be saying this. Some ppl don't even fly sef, rich ppl for that matter. Go abroad and see trains that would give planes a run for their money
CelebritiesRe: Korra Obidi's Husband Refuses To Kiss Her After Eating Nigerian Food by JastSiryin(m): 4:55pm On Apr 20, 2019
Magnifik18:
My dear, that thing dey stinnnnnk!!

Let me tell you my experience..no jokes: I visited a close friend last year at his apartment complex. His wife had just relocated to be with him. I needed to go see her physically for the 1st time.

I parked a lil distance from his block cos of no parking space around theirs.

As I was fixing to park, I started perceiving that thing. In my mind, I thought " why is this place smelling like sewage leak ".

I came off my car and I was like menh..... " they need to fix the sewage in this place"..

As I was approaching their block, it got worse... I got close to their door- it became overwhelming bad.. I just guessed " dawadawa".

Lo! His wife was using it to cook soup. Lagosian but igbo lady.

I had to manage to stay like 15 mins. I lied that something came up that needed my attention.

After I left their house, I had to go home straight to change my clothes cos I kept perceiving the skunk all the way. It was that bad.

1st time I ever tasted a dish prepared with it- a very different occasion, I was constipated for days with soo much gas in my tummy.
he he... Very Funny... But to be honest bro I think you're overreacting.Its true that they stink but they don't taste that bad really. You probably ate that meal expecting something to happen, and your brain simply created those symptoms.
HealthRe: Bill Gates Reveals Why He Really, Really Hates Mosquitoes by JastSiryin(m): 8:06pm On Apr 18, 2019
I'm disgusted to think we're almost on par with with an insect whose intelligence isn't beyond it's cravings by partaking in needless wars. With all our morals and sophistication we're more or less imitating a far less intelligent creature. All well and good if all mosquitoes are eradicated... But victims of wars would only increase. So what are we gonna do about that? Man is the ultimate hypocrite i swear.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Oduro Wears Panties In Church To Lecture Married Women by JastSiryin(m): 12:32pm On Apr 16, 2019
Our generation is so infatuated with sex, I don't just understand... Wasn't it the same religious figures who scoffed at sexual matters discussing the intricacies of sex other than the view of procreation? Now they all wanna look hip and trendy just so as not to lose followership. The human race is just confused
CrimeRe: Chuks Okebata: Police Arrest Killers Of US Army Veteran by JastSiryin(m): 8:45pm On Apr 14, 2019
godofuck231:
a soldier without tactical strategy, he was shooting from inside the trunk, I find this hard to believe
You've probably watched too many action flicks... You don't know the circumstances surrounding his death. Do you think it's easy to take on four heavily armed men who attack sporadically? You can have the toughest military training in the world but, it doesn't give immunity from death.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 14th April 2019 by JastSiryin(m): 8:35pm On Apr 14, 2019
Theboss100:
Liverpool For Life
We Are Invincible

#INVINCIBLECSP
Na una own be that, always invincible enroute to second place... Almost winning ain't an achievement bro
RomanceRe: Sexual Harassment: Slay Queens Struggle To Grab A Musician's 'Cassava' On Stage by JastSiryin(m): 3:09pm On Apr 05, 2019
Offpoint:
That's why I'm marrying a fellow man... the last good girl died 1980
Nah that's no excuse... Just say you're gay
SportsRe: Odemwingie announces retirement from football by JastSiryin(m): 3:37pm On Apr 04, 2019
Abudu2000:
Lol,smdh football bis a very Useless and nonsense career. Music is far the best in entertainment. At least musicians leave a footprint but footballers, lol not so sure coz I haven't seen anyone going to watch past matches on YouTube. Mtcheeew
Yeah right. And the YouTube videos with likes and views on them just happened to be watched by aliens instead right? I'm suprised anyone could even like the trash you just posted smh
CrimeRe: Masquerade Flogs Lord’s Chosen Mopols by JastSiryin(m): 3:32pm On Apr 03, 2019
tosyne2much:
I don't know why I always see the Lord's Chosen members as mentally derailed people

May God forgive me cheesy
Nah bro... May God have mercy on them for being just that
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun Visits Pastor Adeboye, Presents His Certificate Of Return To Him by JastSiryin(m): 6:30pm On Mar 31, 2019
Upon all that one, him go still thief the money wey him wan thief. Mtcheew!
EducationRe: Top 10 Courses Most Nigerian Students Were Forced To Study by JastSiryin(m): 9:38am On Mar 27, 2019
ourfather:
if only they knew, they'd force computer science on their kids.. my kids would be programmers before age 8
And the cycle continues... What happened to letting them just do their thing
SportsRe: China Vs Nigeria: 4 Nations Women's Tournament - 3 - 0 (Full Time) by JastSiryin(m): 9:16pm On Jan 17, 2019
GistFullGround:
Nigerian coaches can do better if they are paid 75% of what the NFF pays outsiders.
It's always about pay with you people. Very soon they'll be paying y'all to love your fellow man or even to breath air mtcheew!
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I Came Into Office On 19th Of May 2015 by JastSiryin(m): 7:44am On Jan 17, 2019
SaiAtikuTill203:
Iam supporting Atiku due to the following reasons; because he's better than Buhari in terms of academic qualifications, he's not tribalistic, he's not as heartless as Buhari, Atiku is more educated, handsome, and vibrant. Iam just ashamed of Buhari as a president, Buhari possesses zero quality of being a president. Buhari has no sympathy in him, he has no conscience as a human. If only my choice of candidate could win the election then I would've voted for my choice of candidate in Donald Duke, but for my vote not to split and favour that mistake could Buhari, I will rather give my mandate to Atiku, so that lifeless illiterate can be ejected out of office. How can an illiterate be a president? That's very strange and irritating. Like for example, in a university, before you become a vice-chancellor, you must have attained the height of professorship. So tell me, why will an uneducated man be a president of a country? who and what is he leading? because, as for me, Atiku is much more better than Buhari in every aspect. As for the corruption allegation, we all know that all Nigerian politicians are corrupt, just that some are more corrupt than the others. I hate tribalism and wickedness, which is what Buhari fully possess! To be sincere, Buhari is just a total disgrace, let's tell ourselves the truth. A president whose vice is 100% better than him. Mind you, Iam not playing politics, Iam just preaching the truth. Believe it or not, people pretending to like Buhari knows that B
those of you blockheads accusing Atiku of corruption, let me tell you all that you are willing tools in the greatest deception ever made to destroy Nigeria. The lifeless lacks the zeal and vigour required to run Nigeria. He is as corrupt as the so-called cabal running the government. I do not even want to talk about what is going on in Lagos. Another 4 yrs of lifelessness would kill this country. Even it lf it does not, another 8 years of Yoruba rule after the lifeless would ensure Ipob and Mend confuse this country. The only reasonable choice is an Atiku/Obi Ticket. If they do well, the Igbos would stand a chance. If they don't do well, we will suppprt PYO to remove them in 2023!
God bless Titi Abubakar, our incoming fist lady!
Would've managed reading this long piece of sh××t you wrote but stopped short at "he's not tribalistic". One really needs to have his brain soaked in bleach to believe that sh**t
SportsRe: Suarez Finally Agrees To Join Arsenal From Barcelona (see Details) by JastSiryin(m): 7:29am On Jan 09, 2019
MrThisandthat:
Dear Dennis Suarez...

Say 'bye bye' to trophies...

This letter is from the bottom of my heart...
Thank You...
So winning 3 of the last 5 fa cups doesn't count right... Gerrarahere! you f**king hater.
PhonesRe: 4 Major Reasons Why Apple Must Slash The Prices Of The Iphone Now ! by JastSiryin(m): 12:28pm On Jan 08, 2019
[quote author= post=74558580]SAMSUNG: THE KING OF PHONES[/quote]Samsung are not the king of anything. Most people are just brand whores that's all
PoliticsRe: Atiku Reacts To Amaechi's Leaked Tapes 'Insulting Buhari' by JastSiryin(m): 9:39pm On Jan 06, 2019
Racoon:
This is a man offering hope unlike a president that told his citizens that "I will not fail Nigerians again if re-elected."

Meanwhile, Amaechi don cast Buhari.This will never be funny as things will never be the same again.
"offering hope" indeed... You Nigerians are just too gullible I swear, and I'm not even a buhari supporter
PoliticsRe: Atiku Can Only Travel To Dubai, We Need A Pres. Who Can Go Anywhere - Oshiomhole by JastSiryin(m): 1:43pm On Jan 05, 2019
Go anywhere for treatment ba? That one that's already on his way to the grave. This country too useless abeg
CrimeRe: Drunk Plantain Seller Raped To Death In Ghana (Photo) by JastSiryin(m): 9:29am On Jan 03, 2019
[quote author= post=74401965]Not at all!
They are worse than animals![/quote]y'all should really take time to consider this "animal" comparison we've become fond of making. As far as I know, humans are the worst beings to ever walk this earth, likening them to demons would be more appropriate. This has been an Animal Planet broadcast�

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