₦airaland Forum

ALCOHOLKILLS:
If that old man extend this lockdown, I will storm aso rock with boys and beat the hell out of him, what nonsense

It's done already.

Oya, mobilize your boys to Aso Rock for target practice.

omonnakoda:
$3 million is over a billion Naira

Those were days when we were still spending kobo
The biggest note in circulation was 20 naira

Sorry for the mistake.

Over a billion Naira indeed!

omonnakoda:
It was not chicken change

The official exchange rate valued the Naira more than the dollar.

A bottle of coke was 30 kobo,
A Peugeot 504 was about 12000

The National budget was 10 billion

It was not error but deliberate persecution

He was tried by a military tribunal

Help me tell him o!

Adjusting for inflation, that amount will be closer to $3 million or more today, or N1 billion.

YungMillionaire:
You are a learner. You don't know jack about American politics. Go and play in the yard with the other kids.

If you ever meet me personally, you will most likely prostrate without knowing you once insulted me on Nairaland.

However, I will not trade insults with one who plainly lacks the capacity to articulate his thoughts without resort to insults.

micchi:
Some one predicted this and it come to pass that Democrats will rigged sander out we hope trump frog that crack head in the polls

Guess who Biden's running mate will be?

Even money says it's Killary!

BENARI:
The likes of America, Italy, Spain, Germany, and UK will most likely end up deploying to Africa to help us manage the virus when they are done containing theirs.

Mark my words

How many weeks have passed since the index case?
Many other index cases have come into the country since then.
It's not like testing causes the disease, it just tells us the disease is present.
So, low testing won't stop the disease professing anyway, which begs the question, why are people not dying en masse like in the US and Italy?

Validated:
See ordinary Chad... the giant of Africa is sleeping. God bless Chadian leader. Atleast, with these weapon off ISLAMIC Boko Haram will be in jeopardy as the world is on lockdown.

Please!

Giant of Wetin?

Can BH try South Africa and last a week?

Let them try Egypt and see whether they will last 2-3 days.

Because of our government's corruption, their abject...... ROTTENNESS, terrorism has been condoned and turned into big business.......right now Nigeria is no giant, it is a huge, sprawling, festering corpse with the political vultures feeding fat and damning the consequences.

OgaTheTop2:
Around 10am yesterday, I heard a church holding their service and I knew they had at least 300 members.

So, I said to myself, "Nigerians are stubborn!!!"

I took my bath, dressed corporately, wore handgloves, nose guard and carried a file.

I cut a card board and used marker to write 'Government Covid-19 Supervisor' and used a pin to tag it to my chest.

As the church security guard saw me coming, he ran inside.

I walked into the compound and entered the church.

The Pastor was preaching, but he paused and looked at me.

All the church members stared at me.

I pointed a finger and pretended to be counting the people in the church.

Some members started picking up their bags and holding their children's hands.

I brought my phone out and pretended to dial a number.

I put the phone to my ear and said, "Hello. Enter the street with the buses please and come to the church. Yes, Christ The Savior Church. Come and pack everyone here. We will put them all in quarantine and lock up the church..."

Oh my God!

It was as if I threw a bomb!

Everywhere scattered.

People started running....through windows...through second door...

Mothers started screaming their children's names.

"Chimorogoooooo!!"

"Eeeebukaaaaa!!"

"Seun!! Seun!!!"

"Richard!!!"
.
Even the pastor was nowhere to be found!

I just carried the tithe and offering box and went out jeje.

Abeg, help to judge the case.

Did I steal from God?

#staysafe




BTW, this Coro no send anybody.

You for go Agege mosque make tabliqim use you do suya.

sweettease:
You were making sense until I got to the highlighted part Does your profession make you less human now?

Hmmmmm.......In the case of a pandemic like we have now, a Doctor married to a nurse is like two infantry soldiers marrying.
If they have kids, they can become orphans in 24 hours.
Not that I support the assertion, tho......
Just sayin'

Righteousness89:
I Have said here That Chloroquine will work on people not Because it is Chloroquine but Because It involves President Donald John Trump...

There is a Serious war Going on.. The War Against the World Inhabitants!

President Trump is a Hinderance to what they wanna do..

From this week they are gonna unleash all sort of lies and propaganda against Trump. The Motive is to Ensure he is Not Re-elected! Almost all News Media have been selected for this ...

It's a Huge War. It's the Nwo and Globalist against vs Donald Trump, the Nationalist and those against The Nwo.

As The Believers Worldwide lift up our voice to Heaven. GOD Almighty the owner of Wisdom give Wisdom to president Trump to handle this affairs.

Don't say you are in Nigeria, it does not affect you.. They are not after President Trump, they are after you and I.

President Trump Presidency is a Mercy Period for the World...

Pray For President Trump

The understanding of the times cannot be comprehended by logic and discourse.

Most will disagree, but they are excused because it is not given to them to know the truth.

Antoeni:
RIP Ma ,Indomie Generation & Malians Will Not Understand

Especially the Marlians.....

Stupid people......

MZrapper:
Its skyrocketing.
Where are these gods when you need them?

Please this one is only crawling. Crawling is still good. I hope its the true figures, sha.

Skyrocketing is Italy, Spain and the US.

God don't let it skyrocket in Nigeria.

joelbooks:
President Buhari Received Briefing from Health Minister and DG NCDC


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbA9dlRPAOI

He's not wearing facemask......

His visitors are wearing facemasks.......

OK.

Time to shut up.

post=87821103:
Desperate times call for desperate measures

This is another good way in tackling this deadly virus.

This too shall pass.

STAY SAFE GUYS.
Let your HYGIENE game be on point at this time.

Cheers Y'all!

God gat us all.

Nope.

God got US.

Buhari got YOU!

Sunofgod:
https://dailypost.ng/2020/03/25/breaking-twenty-osun-judges-in-isolation-over-covid-19/

All these idiots who travel out for frivolous reasons.......

dre11:
https://www.thecable.ng/revealed-why-abba-kyari-didnt-self-isolate-after-foreign-trip

As long as he didn't visit Wuse market, we're good.

GANAYAD:
20 bed center?

Have one of that in all 36 States and FCT.

That means a capacity of 740 cases.

Up till now, we have only 42.

xpensivNas:
Mr Arteta we in Nigeria are interested on how u get cured o

Most people who get infected get better.

The original Mikel.

Meanwhile, I hope another club will welcome our own Mikel after he got the boot (pun intended) in Turkey.

Wèrè làwọn Turkey yẹn ṣá!

pstar234:
what is the different

The difference, Sir, is that millions of people watched him on TV and Online.

RCCG held services in members' homes in small groups.

The church simply followed directives.

Online, ke?

I worshipped at a Home Cell.

About 10 of us.

Had a nice time.

Is Saudi Arabia allowing hajj to go on?

How?

With our prehistoric protocols?

Will messengers be carrying files from Ado to Ilawe for Oga's signature?

Tripitaka:
The church is certainly lying, which I believe is for PR. With the amount of damage done to the school an, it's proximity to the disaster, there's no way all the kids will be safe.

See my chat with him a couple minutes ago.....

I have a personal friend who said he lost two nieces in that school.

Who dafuq's lyin?

meezynetwork:
NNPC pipeline in residential area is a disaster about to happen

I'm sure the pipeline got there before the houses.

It's just that people are greedy and stupid at the same time, from the unscrupulous omoniles to the officials aiding them, to landlords buying up land in such a dangerous area.

motionarena:
Silly decision.

Man utd will later dump him like a piece of rag

So he should go back to the coronavirus hotbed, abi you didn't consider that angle?

Even though the virus is also in the UK, but the difference is glaring.

Hedonisst:
You people underestimate the power, capacity and ability of the United States. Which virus would announce itself on who? POTUS? Smh.

Who told you that America doesn't have classified medications/medical interventions/vaccines etc to even the deadliest of human infections? Especially when it affects their own POTUS, a matter of utmost national security? Remember that these people are prepared for even the worst possible scenarios of chemical weapon/bio weapon attacks. Think about that carefully.

We simply cannot reside in our ordinariness and make wild, general, sweeping remarks about things that are hopelessly beyond our realm of knowledge and understanding.

If that be the case, then can we not safely assume that a positive result is as good as negative and move on with our lives?

Thanks.

flyingdutchman:
Even if it is positive, did you really think America would let you know??

If America doesn't let us know, the virus will announce itself, Bro!

If they like let them lie, na their wahala be dat.

Riele:
Talk is cheap

Yeah, it is cheap when it's all there is.

In this case, it's been backed up by action and that's gotta be worth something.

Ah......which one to believe now......His wife showed up in Awe......El-Rufai going to visit him in Awe ......he's landed in Lagos......

Oooohhhhh, Nigeria!

Azmanaty:
The way u people call money in this country is annoying.

That nonsense thing is 200m??

Do u know how many standard libraries 200m can build and stock??

Some books are very expensive Sir..