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BOOK HARAM!

Abfinest007:
if this is d most beautiful girl in b.y it means bayelsa girls are ugly.no disrespect

Why do you think their men are always angry?

Amotolongbo:
Our ministers and public servants hardly travel out of the country for medical reason of recent.

Now I understand why!

Broda I can't fit shout!

So Bubu no sick all dis while?

allandutch:
34 years old man dating a 17 years old girl? Come on! What is wrong with people sef?

Does the name Regina Daniels ring a bell?

What of Ned Nwoko?

Mmmmmmmmm?

einsteine:
There's no need for a minimum educational qualification.

So if Zuckerberg was a Nigerian, he should not be allowed to contest for election because he has no degree?

This is an unnecessary agitation. There are lots of lecturers who are dull and just a few steps above idiocy yet they have a PhD, go figure.

Don't look too far, Jona and his wife are Nigeria's "most educated first couple" and yet......lemme not vomit abeg!

wildernessVoice:
Diploma is not even acceptable.
For president, vice, governors, deputy and law makers should be minimum of first decree.

Master's Degree Sir.

Haba!

Is it too much to ask?

To have people with working brains as our presidents?

Don't mind me o, I'm just in my wailing mode.

mvem:
Trump that is said to be a white supremacist. How will Obama that is black and having African roots do as you say. Trump hasn't for once shied away for his discomfort on black people

How many blacks have you heard of being brutalized or killed by cops in the US since Trump took office?

Compare with Obama's tenure.

Yet Trump is a White Supremacist.......tell me, how many racist, segregationist measures has Trump launched?

You watch too much CNN.

chatinent:
The US will reject it until the invention hails from their grounds.

Maybe Obama and Hillary's US, not the US under Trump.

otipoju:
Dumb move if true. . May not be fake though.

He might have a criminal among the people around him....
Someone might've been told to obtain the documents, arranged fakes and chopped the money.

Commentor:
But wrong for Nigeria to release renounced Boko Haram suspects.

For many years, the USA told us the Taliban were a terrorist group.

Yet they've negotiated with terrorists today.

Oga, any terrorist killing US nationals in the US will most likely get the electric chair.

US troops have been occupying another country, killing and being killed. I believe this move is better than the status quo ante, Sir.

Of course, it will be another story if the Taliban should renege on their part of the deal.

Finidi George!

The one Super Eagle I know who I'm sure did not use football age.

1970.

Tell me: does this guy look 50?
Well, he is!

Onyenna:
Chooiii! I never reason go there oooh....

What if the mosquito moves from an infected person to a healthy person??.... I ain't talking about blood to blood infection Via mosquito bite cos that would likely not work..... I'm talking about a mosquito making contact with an infected person and also landing on the skin of another healthy person.....

What if the mosquito itself becomes a carrier like with zika virus?

tyup:
developed ulcer cause of noise?

such a nice Oxymoronic statement

The noise was a constant irritant, that's what I discovered.

Thank God I recovered.

Ishilove:
My stowee is: he was hot headed and immature, I was stubborn and immature. We broke up in a flurry of rage and when both our eyes cleared it was too late.

We are still friends though. He is the only one who hails me with a high pitched ''biaaaaatch!!'' and I reply with "your left nyaaaaaash!"

Kai, Freezle my love.

He told me: "Ishi, in my next life I will seek you out, and if we can't be lovers then, I will be your child."

Me too baby, me too...

HUH?!?!?!?

itsme01:
Iran is battling many economic sanctions, and many drugs licensed by US or its allies cant enter their country

Hmmmmm......hope the world pulls out of this soon, sha!

Is it a coincidence that Iran has the highest ratio of deaths to survival?

Man, I hope so!

Even Hubei province has a death/survival ratio of about 10%.

Iran has a death/survival ratio higher than 50%

madridguy:
Muslim don't bury the dead one with casket. Even if you like get money pass anything, na same for everyone.

Yep!

Even Abacha was wrapped up just like this and loaded plane's cargo hold from Abuja to Kano.

Tharaja:
Goodmorning my Elders in the house. I moved into this apartment of 150k in january this year. I have done one month and some week in it.

I just get to notice there are two Grinding machines with a terrible noise some meters away from my window. 4am in the morning, the machines are On which wakes me up abruptly from sleep. They are killing me psycologically. Even afternoon, They come on too. I can't sleep afternoon, I cant enjoy sleep at nite.

I want to seek for refund of my remaining money from my Landlord. I dont know if that is possible.

Pls elders, how do I go about requesting for a refund of my money that is remaining, Cos I want to relocate from that Noise. Am dieing slowly. Help. Thanks you all.

My brother......I got posted to Lagos on my job. The apartment was peaceful at first, then new neighbours moved in. Very noisome lot!

Well, to cut a long story short, I'm currently on drugs for high blood pressure due to stress and lack of rest. I couldn't sleep both in the day and night.

I understand Lagos stress could have added to it, though.

I'm one of those very susceptible to noise. I once developed ulcer because a roommate on campus wouldn't turn down the volume on his sound system.

So, Bro.......save your life if you're like me.

ghettokid1:
Just sentence her to 40 nights and 40 days Bleep

For wia?

She will be checked into the "Repentant Bandit Hilton", fed 3 sumptuous meals a day with juice for 6 months, then maybe get sent to Malaysia for skills acquisition courtesy UBEC/TETFUND.

In case you don't get it, the legislature is arranging MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT for bandits and Boko boys/girls.

Bombastically00:
Only if they can wrap me like this and take me out of Nigeria....

Depends on where to, Bro.....Yemen, Nepal, Myanmar and Laos are countries, too, you know.

SlayerForever:
Cultists in Secondary School are mostly little kids. They can still be disciplined and molded. Round them up, throw the overly wayward ones out by expulsion, discipline the others with a future, thoroughly. Then call a pivotal Parents Teachers meeting and lay out the way forward with the active participation of the parents.

"Kids" that beat up a DPO?

$750 million worth of oil stolen, says NNPC or $750 million in oil revenue stolen by NNPC, which one?

Myer:
What's your yardstick for measuring Nollywood's success?
Nollywood has become more successful than ever before. We don't need Oscar awards to be successful please.

I agree.

Just as our athletes don't need Olympic gold medals to succeed.

I get you, though part of me keeps wondering why Burna Boy getting a Grammy would've been a big deal........

Could it be because Nigeria is, well......part of the world?

Anyone who doesn't know Dejumo Lewis doesn't deserve to know him.
He was one of the best back when acting was......well......acting!
Now?
Just forget it!
Just like the music industry that is serving a local pool of lovers of the same old nonsense, "Nollywood" is hardly getting any international attention, yet we think it's a big deal.
The Chinese League is a money-spinner, yet the world doesn't take it seriously. That's what Nollywood is like.

Davash222:
This is how my God will pack out dirty and nonsense girls out of my life.

How did they accumulate in your life in the first place?

ajl:
The people running Nigeria are not wise. Why would a minister disclose to the world that an area of the country facing insurgency with a territorial
implication contains huge reserve oil. This would be more motivation for Boko Haram as well as enemy countries like France, Turkey and others to continue to fund them with hope of cashing in later. This man has no clue. No power of foresight, nothing.

I tell you, APC is full of dumdums!

A region full of rebels, fa!

The wolves will begin to offer Shekau arms, ordnance and training in exchange for a juicy cut of the revenue and a massive pipeline deal through their vassal territories like Cameroon.

That's if the story's true, though.

Mathscum:
At last they can now divide the country

Really?

And create a landlocked northern Nigeria?

How will the tankers reach the oilfields?

No matter what, they got oil, but no coastline, they must pipe the oil, right?

Through where?

Benin Republic?

We siddon dey look, naa!

Temptee101:


This is scary

What has the world turned into

I now believe end time is upon us

Because of one downed chopper?

In case you don't know, the RFID chip implant is being perfected as we speak.

Since 1980s, we've been in the last days.

Larryslim:
This comment section just shows how an average Nigeria man is fighting a deep battle with illiteracy.
Corona Virus is a group of family "Viruses", and the one out there now has been named " Covid19" so as to differentiate from other Corona Virus group, but instead of educating yourself, y'all are making Jokes out of it and asking if it's a naming ceremony.
Smh! Stupidity!

The renaming is a part of the process. Formal identification with a universal name aids communication and coordination.

Like you said, there are other viruses in the group. This naming allows for specificity.

The next logical step will be to devise rapid diagnosis, which will help clear quarantine areas and allow life return to normalcy while only infected people are isolated. Once that is achieved, the paranoia is at an end.

gaetano:
Sounds like a car model

It is even the name "corona" that actually belongs to a car model, the Toyota Corona.

Optional09:
Where is Omoyele Sowore on the list?

These same old corrupt bunch you want to list as good candidates don’t have integrity

Instead of people like

1. Pat Utomi
2. Bismarck Rewane
3. Seyi Makinde
4. Kingsley Moghalu
5. Oby Ezekwesili

He's busy writing Fashola!
Fashola of all people!

He's writing Ohakim!

Why not add Oshiomhole?