₦airaland Forum

StupidInyamiri:
Computer: Prove you’re not a robot.

Me: *struggles to find all the road signs*

Computer: Maybe prove it to yourself first. I’ll wait.
*refreshes condescendingly*

Me: SHUT UP! I CAN DO THIS!

Richdad50:


Every man below the age of 40 must posses in him a considerable level of strength required to lift weights not less than 50KG.

Regular exercise or body building is very good but the man who engages in brain building will be the master of the man who only engages in muscle building. The brain isn’t a muscle, but it behaves like one. The more you use it, the more it grows. So read books. Meditate on them and your brain will lead you to wealth.

Some phrases above are credited to Reno
Richdad

ChristianNorth:
5k is still better than the paltry 1k you receive everyday for risking your life for your country.

nonye6194:
Sleeping on duty. Something I learnt from a lady at work.

so at where I'm presently working, I noticed one of the workers (a lady) who 'sleeps' every time its lunch break. like she doesn't do anything but lay her carton on the usual spot and before you know it, she has drifted away. She doesn't eat anything nor go out like the others to at least, stretch some muscles.

One morning on my way to work, I noticed her leaving another establishment on her way to work too. I approached her, we exchanged pleasantries and started gisting. From our 'gist', I found out She's a grandmom with kids and grandkids she fends for. She works 8am-5pm at our place of work and 10pm-6am at the other establishment.

And the supervisors and bigger ogas at work dont know this and threaten her with termination of his job anytime she oversleeps into end of break time.

Nevertheless, my respect for her and people who go beyond normal human limits for theirs quadrupled.

Now imagine if it was that grandmom in the post above that had water thrown at her, how would you react?

Umarzy:
Dude. Pele had a thousand goals because there were no offsides at that time and some of his goals counted which aggregated to a thousand were scored in unofficial games

Sportdab:
Cristiano Ronaldo scored his 600th Career goal over the weekend and has now showed a pair of boots to celebrate the achievement, MySportDab reports.

Ronaldo scored the equaliser for Juventus in the 1-1 draw against Inter Milan.

Juve have already won Serie A with Ronaldo impressing in his first season at the Turin club.

Ronaldo’s 600th career club goal came on the same day as long-term rival Lionel Messi netted his 598th Barcelona goal.

And Cristiano Ronaldo has revealed his delight at netting the landmark goal.

Posting a selfie holding his boot, Ronaldo captioned the Instagram image with: “Very happy to have scored the goal 600 in my career with these beautiful boots!”

600th Career Goal Below;

See;https://www.mysportdab.com/2019/04/cristiano-ronaldo-shows-off-cr7-boots.html

Shhhh01:
Why r they both looking at her like that na?

Daretee:
To be candid, I love her spirit. I pray she blows.

GavelSlam:
Thank you President Buhari for opening the eyes of Nigerians to the possibilities in Rice production.

Danwakae:
BABA DO 3.5YRS AND HAND OVER TO BABA ATIKU VIA THE COURT


ALLAH'S WILL



WHO AM I

doffman:
Eyes service

ictjobber:
Poor snake..... All it wanted was a warm place to rest its head.....


do not think your business is doing well without a website.. you are losing out on potential clients searching the web.. Get a website today... See mY signature. .

chidexxy007:
How gk for gk take be tactical sub mbok...

adecz:


A carpet viper!!

Hope you didn't try to eat it..

Earthquake2:
You didn't see the car behind the man?

Amuocha:
PDP + 1 loading...

Lagos escaped
Kano escaped
Katsina escaped
Kaduna escaped
Osun is PDP

The lion of Alimonsho (now former governor of State of Osun) and his puppet must go.

Henrodah:
Yeah most Masons/ Illuminati performs human rituals/sacrifice. Anything you see in this world , good or bad has happened in the West too once upon a time or better still, it is still happening.

emeijeh:
You forgot The Third Eye, starring Olu Jacobs

bellville:
My elder sister loved behind the clouds back then. She was in her teens. I can still remember the character "Nosa"

Baawaa:
The commissioner of police is not ready to compromise,Ganduje and Tinubu will destroy Buhari legacy if Buhari did not call them to order