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PetsRe: Hero Dog In Thailand Saves New Baby Buried Alive By Mother by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:41pm On May 18, 2019
The poor baby!
CelebritiesRe: #10YearsOfWizkid: Fans Celebrate Wizkid's 10 Years In Music Industry by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:37pm On May 18, 2019
Ten years?

E come be like 20 years for my eye!

Boring stuff seems to last longer sha.
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In India’s Biggest Ever Narcotics Seizure by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:08pm On May 13, 2019
NNA MEEEEEHN!
Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin Falls On His Face During Hockey Game (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:00am On May 11, 2019
Ordinary fall.

I even thought it was a faceplant.

Mtsheeeeew!
PoliticsRe: Bandits: Soldiers And Vigilante Storm Zamfara Forest (photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:17pm On May 09, 2019
How many den don catch?
FamilyRe: Nigerian Male Identical Triplets Share Adorable Pictures by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:12pm On May 09, 2019
salbis:
They look identical, but with much care, one can differentiate them.
Yeah.
I could see differences.
Comes with growing up with identical twins, I guess.
I knew a few sets as a kid and I always looked for differences because telling them apart was quite a challenge
CareerRe: Lady In Hijab Spotted Riding Keke Napep (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:36pm On May 09, 2019
AKPON1:
And so?
Omo, na.to run o!

I no dey enter!

Boko tins.......
CrimeRe: Police Receive List Of Animals To Sacrifice For Detaining Chief Priest In Edo by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:03pm On May 08, 2019
Na Bini people go pay las-las!
CrimeRe: Sanitary Health Officers Seize Boy’s Box Of Snacks For Refusing To Settle Them by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:02pm On May 07, 2019
omocalabar:
The boy must be from the East or south.. ..that's the same way KAI behave here in Ojuelegba..
You mean they target only easterners?
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Find It Had To Reciprocate Good Gestures From Their Boyfriends? by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:23pm On May 07, 2019
Imoh555:
Do you know that In Nigeria, once the man stops calling, some relationship will just die a natural death?? I really just want to know why ladies always wants the man to do almost everything but they don't want to do or contribute anything yet they clamour for equal rights and feminism (let's not talk about that today) ever hear a lady say help me do so and so thing and guys will rush to do it..

But try telling a lady to help you carry your bag, you will hear something like do you want to kill me don't you know I'm a lady? My question is that is it appointed for men to suffer and always do the hard stuffs while ladies relax and get everything done for them and always be at the receiving end? I am very equal in my relationship we either split bills or work on projects together I don't have time to be worshiping any woman, Jesus died for everyone and not just for women alone that men should always be paying for their sins by living life for the ladies..

I was chyking one babe last December and I noticed she hardly ever calls even if I send airtime she liked me no doubt and was giving it to me hot, so I decided not to call for a week to see if she was gonna call and I ignored her whatsapp massages na so we take dey silent since February till now..

She called last night to ask if everything was OK and why I don't call and I asked her if she knew the phone works both ways...

Ladies please some of you should upgrade. A relationship is a 50/50 thing. For me I pay for our outings today you pay tomorrow or we contribute money and do whatever chills we want, you call I call, you text I text, you buy me gifts I reciprocate. Someone said I'm too strict that she can't date me I just told her I'm not strict that I just don't entertain mediocrity and I'm too tall to be bowing down to worship a woman who contributes absolutely nothing to my life.......

Make una no mind my rant,na bread and avocado wey I eat dey sweet me.... But let's learn to practice equality....if I have all it takes I'll provide for my woman but she just has to reciprocate in her own little way just to show me she cares too... Hope I made small sense
That's how to tell if they're really in love, Brah!

A "girlfriend" who can't help you hold a bag or hold a door open for you, let alone foot part or all of a dinner bill cannot say in a thousand words that she loves you, because she just proved otherwise by her one action.
Car TalkRe: Honda Launches First Unit Of HR-V Assembled In Nigeria - Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:17pm On May 07, 2019
PoliticsRe: Court Grants Ademola Adeleke Bail by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:26pm On May 07, 2019
Jayslicky:
Too much nonsense done in this country, buhari whose certificate is a NEPA BILL hasn't been arrested, ademola adeleke must get back his mandate whether apc likes it not, i like ademola adeleke, he has been a tough wound on apc's skin.
This is the mistake we always make!

Adeleke would be nothing on Naija's political scene but for the people who voted for him first as a Senator, then to be Governor.
If the people hadn't voted for him, he would have gone back home by now.
CrimeRe: Angry Ghanaians Attack A Police Officer - Photos by Jeezuzpick(m):
bosco9:
Ghana police are becoming something else these days

Nigerian police has influenced them so badly

Ghana police service please retrace your steps don't be like Nigerian police force
How is NPF influencing them?

Are they being trained by NPF?

What exactly are you saying gaan?
EducationRe: Some Grammatical Blunders To Avoid by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:57pm On May 04, 2019
Number 3 is better as: "on my way to Lagos, I'll stop over at my sister's"
Or,
"Ill call at my sister's on my way to Lagos"

Then you're really telling people your sister lives somewhere along the route you're taking to Lagos and you're stopping to visit.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Poses With Armed Bodyguards Assigned To Her By Husband, Ned by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:34am On May 04, 2019
grin
Crazy person! See how you made me laugh!

StupidInyamiri:
Computer: Prove you’re not a robot.

Me: *struggles to find all the road signs*

Computer: Maybe prove it to yourself first. I’ll wait.
*refreshes condescendingly*

Me: SHUT UP! I CAN DO THIS!
Christianity EtcRe: White Garment Church Members Twerk In Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:02am On May 04, 2019
Na learner all of una be!

Na for there twerking start!

Den don dey twerk since the 80s!
EducationRe: Mr Oscar Becomes UNICAL Strongest Man, Mr Supreme Fails To Defend His Crown by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:55am On May 04, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

Every man below the age of 40 must posses in him a considerable level of strength required to lift weights not less than 50KG.

Regular exercise or body building is very good but the man who engages in brain building will be the master of the man who only engages in muscle building. The brain isn’t a muscle, but it behaves like one. The more you use it, the more it grows. So read books. Meditate on them and your brain will lead you to wealth.

Some phrases above are credited to Reno
Richdad
I'm well above 40 and still lift a 50kg bag of rice clean to my shoulder.
No issues there.
I also read books and research like crazy.
I'm an Engineer and Project Manager.
No issue there, too!
The real issue I have is getting people to vote for me as Governor without a godfather and stomach infrastructure, because my fitness and smartness are only useful for a few people unless I win some sort of office.
EducationRe: Mr Oscar Becomes UNICAL Strongest Man, Mr Supreme Fails To Defend His Crown by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:54am On May 04, 2019
grin
See Strongman!
An average mechanic or site worker (labourer) will take this kid to the cleaners!
angry
When you're done with the comedy show, take a look at a real strongman!

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Reacts To Boko Haram Getting N1m Daily & Soldiers Getting N1000 by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:04pm On May 03, 2019
ChristianNorth:
5k is still better than the paltry 1k you receive everyday for risking your life for your country.
N5k to join, not N5k daily.
CrimeRe: Water Poured On A Security Officer Spotted Sleeping On Duty by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:10pm On May 02, 2019
nonye6194:
Sleeping on duty. Something I learnt from a lady at work.

so at where I'm presently working, I noticed one of the workers (a lady) who 'sleeps' every time its lunch break. like she doesn't do anything but lay her carton on the usual spot and before you know it, she has drifted away. She doesn't eat anything nor go out like the others to at least, stretch some muscles.

One morning on my way to work, I noticed her leaving another establishment on her way to work too. I approached her, we exchanged pleasantries and started gisting. From our 'gist', I found out She's a grandmom with kids and grandkids she fends for. She works 8am-5pm at our place of work and 10pm-6am at the other establishment.

And the supervisors and bigger ogas at work dont know this and threaten her with termination of his job anytime she oversleeps into end of break time.

Nevertheless, my respect for her and people who go beyond normal human limits for theirs quadrupled.

Now imagine if it was that grandmom in the post above that had water thrown at her, how would you react?
shocked

Fends for kids AND GRANDKIDS?

Maybe she has babymama daughters
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off CR7 Boots After 600th Career Goal (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:30pm On Apr 30, 2019
Umarzy:
Dude. Pele had a thousand goals because there were no offsides at that time and some of his goals counted which aggregated to a thousand were scored in unofficial games
Superstar strikers were not being protected then as now, either.
I doubt either of today's "goats" would've had much of a career back then with the horrendous tackles handed out by defenders.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off CR7 Boots After 600th Career Goal (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:34pm On Apr 30, 2019
Sportdab:
Cristiano Ronaldo scored his 600th Career goal over the weekend and has now showed a pair of boots to celebrate the achievement, MySportDab reports.

Ronaldo scored the equaliser for Juventus in the 1-1 draw against Inter Milan.

Juve have already won Serie A with Ronaldo impressing in his first season at the Turin club.

Ronaldo’s 600th career club goal came on the same day as long-term rival Lionel Messi netted his 598th Barcelona goal.

And Cristiano Ronaldo has revealed his delight at netting the landmark goal.

Posting a selfie holding his boot, Ronaldo captioned the Instagram image with: “Very happy to have scored the goal 600 in my career with these beautiful boots!”

600th Career Goal Below;

See;https://www.mysportdab.com/2019/04/cristiano-ronaldo-shows-off-cr7-boots.html
Péle is still sitting on 1000+ goals.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye And Saraki Looking Dapper As They Step Out For An Event by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:25am On Apr 30, 2019
Shhhh01:
Why r they both looking at her like that na?
I hope ménage a trois (aka three-some) is not on their dirty minds.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Arrives For Hiptv Interview In Keke Napep (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:34am On Apr 30, 2019
Daretee:
To be candid, I love her spirit. I pray she blows.
She doesn't need to.

WizKid, Davido and co all want to be as rich as she is.

Meanwhile, I'm sure the keke driver and any passengers are bodyguards packing heat.
CrimeRe: Frank Tony Igboka Killer, 'Transformer' Chigbo Anyaegbu, Arrested. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:57pm On Apr 29, 2019
A terrible way to die.

Too bad this loser cant be killed by firing squad.
PoliticsRe: Reps Want Secret Ballot For Election Of National Assembly Leaders by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:50am On Apr 29, 2019
Supported!

Open ballot will lead to voting in fear of reprisals from BooBoo, Osho-omo-ole and Ojuyobo.
CelebritiesRe: Idris Elba And Sabrina Dhowre Married In Secret Ceremony In Morocco by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:45pm On Apr 27, 2019
Old.man jus dey marry upandan
CultureRe: Ogun: The Only Yoruba Word, With 10 Meanings by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:26pm On Apr 27, 2019
@ acounter2

How you dey?

Some of these translations are not single words and some are spelt differently. The main difference is in pronunciation.

1. Ògùn............the SW Nigerian state
2. Oògun..........Medicine / Charm
3. Ogun.............War
4. Ògún.............God of Iron
5. Ó gún-un.......He/She stabbed him/her/it
6. Ó gùn-ún.......He/She climbed (or rode)
7. Ó gùn............It is long
8. Ogún.............Twenty (synonym okòó)
9. Ogún.............Inheritance (same as above, different context)
10. Òógùn..........Sweat

So, my friends, it ain't one word. Only two instances use the same word.

I wish people will really learn Yoruba.

Olamide and his goons are actually destroying the language, not propagating it.
CelebritiesRe: "Can't Believe I'm 30" - Bambam Says As She Celebrates Her 30th Birthday by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:57pm On Apr 23, 2019
She should ask her Mom what it's like to be old, because she's getting there.
EducationRe: Landmark University Builds Silos As It Expands Rice Production (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:05pm On Apr 21, 2019
GavelSlam:
Thank you President Buhari for opening the eyes of Nigerians to the possibilities in Rice production.

EducationRe: Male Hostel At The University Of Sule Lamido, Jigawa (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:16am On Apr 18, 2019
Looks good, but we always get it wrong.

Provide accommodation via PPP. Let private sector provide according to University standards and charge students competitively.

Let me see how a private hostel owner will market dilapidated structures.

This looks good, though. Yet they always look this good when brand new.
PoliticsRe: Provide Evidence That You Defeated Me In Presidential Election – PMB To Atiku by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:12am On Apr 18, 2019
Danwakae:
BABA DO 3.5YRS AND HAND OVER TO BABA ATIKU VIA THE COURT


ALLAH'S WILL



WHO AM I huh
If you don't know who you are, who else will know?

huh

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