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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off CR7 Boots After 600th Career Goal (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:30pm On Apr 30, 2019

Umarzy:
Dude. Pele had a thousand goals because there were no offsides at that time and some of his goals counted which aggregated to a thousand were scored in unofficial games

Superstar strikers were not being protected then as now, either.
I doubt either of today's "goats" would've had much of a career back then with the horrendous tackles handed out by defenders.

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off CR7 Boots After 600th Career Goal (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:34pm On Apr 30, 2019

Sportdab:
Cristiano Ronaldo scored his 600th Career goal over the weekend and has now showed a pair of boots to celebrate the achievement, MySportDab reports.

Ronaldo scored the equaliser for Juventus in the 1-1 draw against Inter Milan.

Juve have already won Serie A with Ronaldo impressing in his first season at the Turin club.

Ronaldo’s 600th career club goal came on the same day as long-term rival Lionel Messi netted his 598th Barcelona goal.

And Cristiano Ronaldo has revealed his delight at netting the landmark goal.

Posting a selfie holding his boot, Ronaldo captioned the Instagram image with: “Very happy to have scored the goal 600 in my career with these beautiful boots!”

600th Career Goal Below;

See;https://www.mysportdab.com/2019/04/cristiano-ronaldo-shows-off-cr7-boots.html

Péle is still sitting on 1000+ goals.

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye And Saraki Looking Dapper As They Step Out For An Event by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:25am On Apr 30, 2019

Shhhh01:
Why r they both looking at her like that na?

I hope ménage a trois (aka three-some) is not on their dirty minds.

Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Arrives For Hiptv Interview In Keke Napep (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:34am On Apr 30, 2019

Daretee:
To be candid, I love her spirit. I pray she blows.

She doesn't need to.

WizKid, Davido and co all want to be as rich as she is.

Meanwhile, I'm sure the keke driver and any passengers are bodyguards packing heat.

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Crime › Re: Frank Tony Igboka Killer, 'Transformer' Chigbo Anyaegbu, Arrested. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:57pm On Apr 29, 2019

A terrible way to die.

Too bad this loser cant be killed by firing squad.

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Politics › Re: Reps Want Secret Ballot For Election Of National Assembly Leaders by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:50am On Apr 29, 2019

Supported!

Open ballot will lead to voting in fear of reprisals from BooBoo, Osho-omo-ole and Ojuyobo.

Celebrities › Re: Idris Elba And Sabrina Dhowre Married In Secret Ceremony In Morocco by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:45pm On Apr 27, 2019

Old.man jus dey marry upandan

Culture › Re: Ogun: The Only Yoruba Word, With 10 Meanings by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:26pm On Apr 27, 2019

@ acounter2

How you dey?

Some of these translations are not single words and some are spelt differently. The main difference is in pronunciation.

1. Ògùn............the SW Nigerian state
2. Oògun..........Medicine / Charm
3. Ogun.............War
4. Ògún.............God of Iron
5. Ó gún-un.......He/She stabbed him/her/it
6. Ó gùn-ún.......He/She climbed (or rode)
7. Ó gùn............It is long
8. Ogún.............Twenty (synonym okòó)
9. Ogún.............Inheritance (same as above, different context)
10. Òógùn..........Sweat

So, my friends, it ain't one word. Only two instances use the same word.

I wish people will really learn Yoruba.

Olamide and his goons are actually destroying the language, not propagating it.

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Celebrities › Re: "Can't Believe I'm 30" - Bambam Says As She Celebrates Her 30th Birthday by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:57pm On Apr 23, 2019

She should ask her Mom what it's like to be old, because she's getting there.

Education › Re: Landmark University Builds Silos As It Expands Rice Production (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:05pm On Apr 21, 2019

GavelSlam:
Thank you President Buhari for opening the eyes of Nigerians to the possibilities in Rice production.

Education › Re: Male Hostel At The University Of Sule Lamido, Jigawa (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:16am On Apr 18, 2019

Looks good, but we always get it wrong.

Provide accommodation via PPP. Let private sector provide according to University standards and charge students competitively.

Let me see how a private hostel owner will market dilapidated structures.

This looks good, though. Yet they always look this good when brand new.

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Politics › Re: Provide Evidence That You Defeated Me In Presidential Election – PMB To Atiku by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:12am On Apr 18, 2019

Danwakae:
BABA DO 3.5YRS AND HAND OVER TO BABA ATIKU VIA THE COURT

ALLAH'S WILL

WHO AM I

If you don't know who you are, who else will know?

huh

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Politics › Re: Saraki Presents An Award To Kwara State Governor Elect, Abdulrahman - Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:16am On Mar 31, 2019

doffman:
Eyes service

You no sabi Naija politicians.

You go shock say Saraki go still dey chop for Kwara.

When you hear history say na Baba Oloye (Saraki Papa) send dis governor go school you go hail!

Na we den dey bang as den like, naa.

Naija politics dey like Serengeti. All animal go dey chop grass, lions dey sleep. Wen hunger show, den go just jump up grab one antelope chop.

Science/Technology › Re: Huge Python Killed After Invading Residential Building In Enugu. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:50pm On Mar 30, 2019

ictjobber:
Poor snake..... All it wanted was a warm place to rest its head.....

do not think your business is doing well without a website.. you are losing out on potential clients searching the web.. Get a website today... See mY signature. .

And afterwards a warm little child as a snack, mmmmmmm?

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: International Friendly - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:47pm On Mar 26, 2019

chidexxy007:
How gk for gk take be tactical sub mbok...

I just weak as I read dat post.........I'm not sure I won't have nightmares as a result.....just traumatic!

Agriculture › Re: I Killed A Snake Today At The Farm by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:02pm On Mar 24, 2019

adecz:

A carpet viper!!

Hope you didn't try to eat it..

I'm sure he won't try it again if he does!

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Parks Car On Expressway, Romances His Girlfriend. Nigerians Angry by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:41pm On Mar 21, 2019

Earthquake2:
You didn't see the car behind the man?

So what about the car?

So if na Bugatti now, na to kuku comot cloth dey nack for road, abi?

Yinmu.

Politics › Re: Osun Election Tribunal’s Judgment: Police Beef Up Security Ahead Of Tomorrow by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:37pm On Mar 21, 2019

Amuocha:
PDP + 1 loading...

Lagos escaped
Kano escaped
Katsina escaped
Kaduna escaped
Osun is PDP

The lion of Alimonsho (now former governor of State of Osun) and his puppet must go.

Oyetola is not Aregbe's puppet o. De man na Tinubu blood.

NYSC › Re: 4 Female Corpers Escape From Yahoo Ritualist Posing As Taxify Driver by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:50pm On Mar 20, 2019

Henrodah:
Yeah most Masons/ Illuminati performs human rituals/sacrifice. Anything you see in this world , good or bad has happened in the West too once upon a time or better still, it is still happening.

I still remember XXXTentacion's video where he said: "if I die, or am made a sacrifice........"

Few days later, boom! He dead!

Crime › Re: Mohammed Barack, Army Commander Killed On His Way To Bauchi by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:46am On Mar 19, 2019

Did he do election duty?
Nice place to start investigation.

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Celebrities › Re: Paul Emema Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:25am On Mar 16, 2019

emeijeh:
You forgot The Third Eye, starring Olu Jacobs

Not a soap opera. It was an episodal.

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Celebrities › Re: Paul Emema Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:00am On Mar 16, 2019

bellville:
My elder sister loved behind the clouds back then. She was in her teens. I can still remember the character "Nosa"

"Nosa" (real name McArthur Fom) ........the guy died and the soap opera fell apart.

Wow.......Behind the Clouds.....Supple Blues.....Ripples........Checkmate........and the oldest of them all......Mirror in the Sun!

Nigeria had wonderful soaps before we became addicted to Telemundo and Zeeworld.

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Politics › Re: Ganduje In Abuja Wants Kano Police Commissioner Removed - Daily Nigerian by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:57am On Mar 13, 2019

Baawaa:
The commissioner of police is not ready to compromise,Ganduje and Tinubu will destroy Buhari legacy if Buhari did not call them to order

What legacy?

Politics › Re: Senate Adjourns Plenary In Honour Of Slain Oyo Rep, Sugar’s by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:55pm On Mar 12, 2019

Please, will they forego the allowance too?
If not, all na wash!

Meanwhile, if half of the stuff being said about this "Sugar" character is true, he was more like chloroquine than sugar, and a killer just got served.

Dasall!

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Killed After Arriving The Country For Election. Graphic Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:29pm On Mar 10, 2019

There was a bullet waiting in Naija with his name on it.......
Dude travelled all the way from Mozambique to Nigeria, went to his place of origin just to place himself in the bullet's trajectory right on schedule!
If only he'd known ahead of time, he would've sat tight in Mozambique.
The bullet might have still flown, but maybe nobody would've been in its path......or someone else.......it's never easy to look at such stuff in retrospect.
Anyhoo,
Rest in Peace, Dude!

Crime › Re: Neighbour Defiles 13-Year-Old Missing Girl In Lagos Hotel by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:39pm On Mar 08, 2019

alphaNomega:
Not quite. Many ladies take raunchy pictures for the fun of it.

Well, what do I know?

Crime › Re: Neighbour Defiles 13-Year-Old Missing Girl In Lagos Hotel by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:39pm On Mar 08, 2019

alphaNomega:
The bréast I see up there cannot be 13 years old.

Haba now

EDIT: Breast is life

I wonder what that pic is doing there sef.

It is contradicting the story.

1. That is no 13 year old!

2. Any girl comfortable with taking such pictures has already gone far with men.

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Politics › Re: Professor Stephen Ocheni Plagiarises Research Work From Australian University by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:52pm On Mar 08, 2019

Kenontop:
Guys , how many people will tell that all they got is virgin . We most copy and add little.... Especially Nigerians

Nothing like "especially Nigerians" in this matter.

There's nothing wrong in quoting what someone's written before.

Just make sure you acknowledge the source either by a footnote or in an appendix.

It becomes plagiarism when you take someone's words and you don't acknowledge him or her.

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Politics › Re: Professor Stephen Ocheni Plagiarises Research Work From Australian University by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:49pm On Mar 08, 2019

Grammarly no dey again ni?

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Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia As A Contestant At Miss International In Japan In 1990 (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:04pm On Mar 06, 2019

Is that Regina Askia or her legs and the rest of her?

Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady Caught With Drugs In Kenya (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:07pm On Mar 04, 2019

justmenoni:
25 years?

Looks more like 45

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Science/Technology › Re: Alligator Weighing 700 Pounds Found In Ditch In Georgia (photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:44am On Mar 04, 2019

FukkaFuka:
..... SOMEWHERE in my Village

Yes o!

Alligator na small pikin to crocodile!

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