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keeping it in the family

earTHMama:
When did I become the nairaland watchdog?. Geez, I don't even open many threads at all. Telling someone to feed her kids with acid is very sick irrespective of what that person told you. It wouldn't make it right.

u are supposed to be omni nairaland [quote author=**osisi link=topic=223727.msg3392070#msg3392070 date=1233081555]True.
But when you meet a light skinned Nigerian woman,she's more likely to be Igbo.
You need to see me in pictures with my close friends
I'm usually the darkest and I don't even have the Osun darkness like hotfunmi

I don't think it's an Igbo man disease only.
It's most black men.
Very annoying and very shallow[/quote]this will surely be remembered on your judgement day

@ karma  

This your olote-ness all in the name of getting Igbo husband is borderline disturbing, Funmi.

na somebody auntie you dey break grammar for her head so

nigerians are one corrupt and theiving lot. see this

http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/2043553_nigerian_man_jailed_over_id_fraud_scam

Nigerian man jailed over ID fraud scam

23/ 1/2009

A NIGERIAN man who came into the UK on a student visa and moved into a home in Warlingham has been jailed for 21 months for his part in a multi-million pound identity fraud scam.

Samuel Abioje, 23, formerly of Hamsey Green Gardens, was found guilty of VAT offences following a three-week trial at Woolwich Crown Court and was sentenced on Thursday.

He and another man - Gbenga Abimbola, 32, formerly of Oslac Road, Catford, south-east London - were both charged with conspiracy to obtain tax credits and VAT repayments contrary to the Criminal Law Act 1977.

Abimola pleaded guilty to both offences and was jailed for four years. Abioje was acquitted of the tax credit offence.

HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) said a 12-month operation found that information on 900 people had been obtained, with evidence of false tax Self Assessment and VAT claims for bogus companies uncovered by investigators.

False bank accounts were set up to reclaim Gift Aid - the tax that can be claimed back by charities on donations - with cash then withdrawn and either spent or sent to Nigeria.

Nick Burriss, assistant director of criminal investigation for HMRC, said: “This was an organised criminal attack against the taxpayer which sought to ruthlessly abuse tax systems designed to protect some of the most vulnerable members of society, as well as hijacking the identities of hundreds of innocent people to allow the crime to be carried out.

“Our investigations proved they had already stolen £340,000 and were planning to steal a further £5m."

HMRC said investigations were continuing and further arrests were anticipated.

The court recommended Abioje and Abimbola should both be deported at the end of their sentences.

UK - Nigeria - Fraud/Imprison


Two Nigerian ‘conmen’ jailed in UK over £300,000 ID fraud


APA - London (United Kingdom) Two Nigerian men were jailed Monday in the United Kingdom accused of trying to swindle British tax-payers of millions of pounds by using 700 stolen identities.

Prosecutors told the Woolwich Crown Court in south-east London, that the “fraudsters, Gbenga Abimbola and Samuel Abioje created names from stolen passports and credit cards”.

They then opened a string of bank accounts with the fake IDs and claimed £6 million in tax benefits.

Abimbola, 32, also invented dozens of bogus businesses so that fake VAT refunds could go straight to their accounts, it also emerged.

The duo had succeeded in swindling over £300,000 before crime-stoppers caught up with them.

The London Metropolitan police said their ringleaders – one of them named Aare Akintola, also a Nigerian – are still at large.

Abimbola and Abioje met after arriving in London on student visas from Nigeria in 2005 and 2006 – while the operation was up and running.

Abimbola then passed on hundreds of stolen identities to Abioje, 23, who set up the bank accounts.

Both men were arrested following a tip-off.

Abioje denied fraud but was convicted of conspiring to obtain tax credits and jailed for 21 months.

Abimbola, a resident of Lewisham in south-east London, admitted two tax offences and was jailed for four years.

Judge Peter Murphy told them before a crowded court: “The losses sustained by the public purse were substantial enough. If all the claims had been successful, the potential for loss would have been great”.

The judge further recommended both men to be deported to their native West African country as soon as their combined six years jail term ended.

Miss83:
Sapphic, is your man cheating on u? Cause u sound like u could need help urself, and dont take it out on me pls.
Anyways and to the rest of yall, im here to get sum advice not to be eaten OK!
Remember, alot of ppl these days get DIVORCE and the guy is CRAZY MADLY inlove with ME, dont make it sound like HUGE thang I mean how many single mothers r out there, there is no reason for me to not believe him when his telling me his going for divorce.
But I just needed to talk out about this, even tho I have it all in my hands, Im still not sure about this relationship, 

dont bother yourself with sapphic. she doesnt know what you are going through. [size=15pt]she is a full fledged LIP STICK LESBIAN. at least according to her.[/size]
you are right this is almost a right of passage in naija.

are you marrying for people or for yourself? 2yrs is nothing

i tot someone said you can now kick out men from their homes in naija.

dont be confused. settle down and discuss this with people you love and take it from there.

another ugly son of nigeria

have mercy on us dear Lord. 12yrs old. mmmmmmm where is topup?

Sisi Jinx:
The better question is. . . How Come She has a Relationship at 12yrs old.  

what is that your new diet called?

davidylan:
lol sorry mirage, we live in a world more advanced than that many of us grew up in. At 12 ur sister isnt too young to understand what a relationshhip is but its your duty to guide her. Being angry hasnt solved anything. When you were 12 u werent much better anyway

david, pls reassure me u didnt dump this girl.

agaba123:
Anyways
Mr JJyou or miss

I am sure you will abhore an unkept and smelly lady who is beautiful inside.

why did you miss the word [size=18pt]elegant  lady[/size]i used?

i dont do dirty sorry.

10 is alway better. makes your life easier to manage

let him go. it is hard but no one should be big enough to occupy your mind too long

nigeria

okpari

carnal:
my advise to you is that you should cut the relationship and any form of communication,sincerely dear these married guy won't leave his wife infact let me inform you that,he is going through any kind of challenges at home,i have a friend who use these same trick for single ladies,all he does is tell them he's having challlenges in his marriage and all that stori to make them fall while he is probably enjoiyng the marriage to the fullest.

who told you this man is not different from your friend?

@ OP just wait. be very nice to him he is going to definitely marry you before you give birth. if you have other single female friends please introduce them to him you know he is a very nice man with a large heart and wondering penis. he will take care of you all and please please enjoy it while it last.

@ sisi who send you to leak the secrets? the thing we told you in confidence don become NL afternoon lesson. you are supposed to be working for us not against us

Omolola1:
SEVEN YEARS!!!!!!

That's a whole lot of time, mennnnnnnnnn! the girl try no be small!

yea yea give her an award 7 yrs of hell with a cruel uncaring man.

bros most people come into your life for a season. get over it and let her move on. wish her luck and make room for someone else in your life. it does always get better but kick that bottle and the ciggy and let the healing begin

there is no better beauty than that of an extra ordinary nice and elegant lady.

1 Peter 3:3-4 (New Living Translation)

3 Don’t be concerned about the outward beauty of fancy hairstyles, expensive jewelry, or beautiful clothes.

4 [size=14pt]You should clothe yourselves instead with the beauty that comes from within, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is so precious to God. [/size]

and can i add precious to man too.

wakiri:
[color=#550000]

I smell a rat.

why not smell rabbits. na only rat

right to ask on NL. what about right to be nice?
naija peeps always right.

travelcare:
3 Sponsors - no big deal! Just make sure none of them is in the UK if you dont want complicate matters. Do your home work properly and PRAY.

Best wishes from Travelcare

IS NON UK SPONSOR A NEW RULE?

Why corruption is high in Nigeria -Alile
From Mariam Aleshinloye Agboola, Jos
Sunday, January 25, 2009


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The pioneer Director-General of the Nigeria Stock Exchange (NSE) turned minister of the gospel, Hayford Alile has blamed the high rate of corruption in Nigeria on the forceful take-over of mission schools---both Christian and Muslim---by the military in the 1970s, and subsequent abolition of moral instructions from the nation’s formative schools.

Alarmed by the increasing influence of corruption and its negative effect on the nation’s economy, Apostle Alile has concluded plans to host an inter-denominational spiritual summit to tackle the scourge.
The summit which is due to hold in three cities in the country in September this year, according to him, is aimed at addressing the root causes of corruption with a view to finding lasting spiritual solutions to them.

The spiritual leader of Saint Joseph Chosen Church of God dropped the hint at the end of the church’s latest ordination/consecration service for three apostles and 16 pastors in a ceremony held at the church’s branch in Ute-Okpu, Agbor, Delta State last Sunday.

Apostle Alile whose education began in a Muslim school and Catholic Church-owned Loyola College in Ibadan, pointed out that the moral instructions they received in those formative schools helped a great deal to shape their lives, adding that the summit will hold in Benin City, Lagos and Abuja and will be attended by all religious leaders in the country and other stakeholders in the Nigerian project.
Among those who made the solemn promise and took the oath of allegiance to the church and humanity include the executive director of Oceanic Bank Plc, Apostles Charles Mekwunye, Emmanuel Nmalagu and John Aziken.

Others are Pastors Enoch Igwe, Nwachukwu Ikechiuku, Victor Okuh, Blessed Inekhomon, Ulonnam Onyeulo, Paul Osagiede, David Eleogu, Joseph Nweke, Akpan Okon, Ethelbert Amuzuo.
The list also included Pastors Godspower Onyobru, Matthew Okon, Godwin Ojamutuwo, Joshua Emofonmwan and Gregory Osolease. Pastor Solomon Agbontaen was absent because his wife who wanted to be by his side could not secure permission from her work place in the US.
Apostle Alile told the new apostles and pastors that they have to leave above board just as God expected them to do as true salt of the earth, adding that they must at all time shine the light of God wherever they find themselves.

Said he: “What has taken place today is ordained by God and God expects all of you to shine His light in every nook and cranny your services are required. What is happening today in our world is that most of us are in darkness”.




http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2009/jan/25/national-25-01-2009-08.htm

funny

only meant for the wicked

it didnt occur to you that  the men, the herbs, the wisdom and everything that made the medicine were all created by our God [size=24pt]the fountain of the living water[/size]

jeremiah 14 

Jeremiah’s Trust in the Lord
11[size=14pt] Like a partridge that hatches eggs she has not laid,
      so are those who get their wealth by unjust means.
   At midlife they will lose their riches;
      in the end, they will become poor old fools.[/size]
12 But we worship at your throne—
      eternal, high, and glorious!
[size=16pt]13 O Lord, the hope of Israel,
      all who turn away from you will be disgraced.
   They will be buried in the dust of the earth,
      for they have abandoned the Lord, the fountain of living water.[/size]

jeremiah 17:13  New Living Translation

12 But we worship at your throne—
      eternal, high, and glorious!
13 O Lord, the hope of Israel,
      [b]all who turn away from you will be disgraced.
   They will be buried in the dust of the earth,
      for  [size=24pt]they have abandoned the Lord, the fountain of living water.[/size][/size]
14 O Lord, if you heal me, I will be truly healed;
      if you save me, I will be truly saved.
      My praises are for you alone!
15 People scoff at me and say,
   “What is this ‘message from the Lord’ you talk about?
      Why don’t your predictions come true?”



jeremiah 17:13   message translation

12-13From early on your Sanctuary was set high,
   a throne of glory, exalted!
O God, you're the hope of Israel.
   All who leave you end up as fools,
Deserters with nothing to show for their lives,
   who walk off from God, fountain of living waters—
   and wind up dead!