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StOla:
What did you think?

Behind every corrupt public officer, there is a conniving wife who masks their theft with remarks like "God has blessed us".

I like this!

crazygod:
This seun sef. Chai. If I dey ur position, I no go let this chick go o. Y u slow like this

Yeah, sure. Two bloggers. That's a match made in heaven.They'll never have time for each other.

kayusely:
This is getting interesting by the day

I am more interested in the type of investments Ms. Ararume made for Mr. Metuh. I'd like to know where these polithiefians stash their illicit wealth. Did she put it in Nigerian stocks, in the current economic climate? That would be a bad investment. More likely to be in bonds or maybe real estate investments. Ha ha. Interesting indeed.

I hope the prosecutor calls her back to the witness stand to elaborate on her investment strategies.

mjswthrt:
Okay, what are the benefits of dating an ugly gurl?

Ugly girls usually have good attitude and personality. Yes ugly girls are often a delight to be with, if you can get pass the ugliness, unlike pretty girls, whose manners oftentimes are nothing to be desired.

Ugly girl will give a man undivided attention: You'll have her undivided loyalty and love most of the time. You noticed I didn't say all of the time. That is because human beings are not completely 100% trustworthy.

Ugly girls are appreciative: An ugly woman is happy and appreciates what she has unlike a pretty girl who has been told by people how pretty she is since she was 5.

Ugly girls are low maintenance: An ugly girl will accept a man who doesn't have all the things a man needs to settle down, like a job, a car, an apartment of their own or a house as long as the man shows potential. A pretty girl on the other hand wants everything on a platter before she agrees to join.

Pleasing an ugly woman is not a top priority: A man does not always have to worry about pleasing an ugly girl as she is used to not being put on a pedestal. A beautiful girl on the other hand has to be reminded all the time how special she is and how the man's life has being enriched because of her beauty..lol, even when the man clearly knows it is a lie.

No pleading for sex: The man rarely ever has to plead or cajole the ugly lady for sex because she is happy there is a man that wants to have sex with her. That is not the case with the pretty girl, where you have to plead, backed with gifts and money or the promise of it. And that still does not guarantee you'll get any.

A man will rarely run into financial difficulties trying to please an ugly girl. Afterall, she is lucky to have a man. On the other hand, trying to please a pretty girl has put many men in financial distress, including bankruptcy, fraud, money ritual, health issues, you get the drift.

E383:
Usually, these women become narcissistic, they believe they are entitled to things just because they have a fine face, big ass and big breasts. What? .

That's nauseating.

Some can't even engage in reasonable conversations, engage them for 5mins, they begin to talk about superficial things, Empire, E! whatever.

You approach her to ask for directions and the first thing that comes to her mind is, he wants to ask me out. You smile at her, she thinks you are flirting.
Don't let me go the way of PM's here on NL. I witnessed a brawl this morning first hand between one dove*like and a certain prince, believe me, I was pissed.

You check what else they have to offer, you find nothing! Only a fine face, a big booty and a breast that will be deflated with age.

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OP. There are more unreasonable pretty girls than there are the sensible ones.

You lot should repent.

When you see all these signs in a woman, you know she suffers from the beautiful girl syndrome..lol. Yes o, it's a real disease with no cure.

elomez:
I believe some ways you can help her out is tell her not to drink so much water before going to bed. Tell her to always urinate before sleeping out night even though she doesn't feel like. You should also wake her up mid hours of the night to urinate by doing that she will be able to adapt to the changes. She should try kegel exercise for urine incontinence I think that will help her too. Please do it with love.

Basically, just become her mother and treat her like a baby.

On a more serious note, she needs to see a doctor immediately. While it might sound unusual for a woman in her 30s to be urinating in her bed, she does have a problem controlling her bladder. It could be as a result of an untreated sexually transmitted disease like Chlymedia.

In any case, the doctor would probably make her wear adult diapers. Yes there a lot of older people that have incontinence problem like your wife. There is an industry out there that caters to people like her. So don't worry, it's not the end of the world.

simplifyone:
ELANTRACCEY ELAMTRACCEY or what ever u call your self

I was reading all your post from the beginning to page 4 and I was praying very hard that your husband shall do the same thing to you too,and to your kids too if u ever going to have one

Why will a sane person be backing up a wife chatting with series of girls and exching nudes pictures
Am sorry you must either be the op wife or do exactly the same thing her wife does

There is a wave of victimhood among women sweeping the globe these days. Everywhere you go they are claiming to be a victim. I bet if you approached the OPs wife today with all the evidence against her, she would claim to be a victim. That is also why women like @Elantraccey will support the transgressions of her fellow woman no matter what.

carlcar2012:
Sit her down and talk to her

Talk to her about what?

What she needs is a heavy dose of meanness. The day she is out of the house, get a trailer and pack all her stuff and take it to her parents house and dump it. Before that, get a good lawyer to make sure you can get custody of the kids, assuming they are really yours. Worst thing you can do to a woman is deny her custody if her children. I can tell you none of her ex's would take her in. If they would, they would have married her in the first place.

You need to be tough with a woman that takes you for a ride. Being nice, tactful or trying to find reason why she is doing what she is doing does not work.

reminiscing:
Thanks a lot.I was very shocked that he barely knows me and he is asking for sex

If he barely knows you, why are you pained that he won't pay your hostel fee? Strangers just don't hand out money to people they don't know well.

Jimdonnet:
Babe no buy car yet.my auntie who deals in cars is 44 and yet to see a man.

Lol... Maybe it is not your Aunty's occupation that has kept the men away. It could be other factors.

looseweight:
Am sorry for being mean oooo

But as I dey read your writeup, I have the feeling that it was stage. Thank you

Eke said the encounter showed the love God has for him and he will serve him physically and in spirit for the rest of his life.

The guy just told you his next act. He is going into preaching. Acting no dey pay well enough. Watch out for Pastor Eke coming to an area near you.

Airforce1:
Come for me baby

Marry her and you'll get free glo recharge card or data bundle for life..lol.

Seunaj05:
One of the things that the present administration seems to lack is a financial expatriate. It's appearing that the present administration is not managing the economy so well. Our economy does not necessarily have to crash because the price of oil is going down.

They appointed an accountant/auditor as the Finance Minister. She does not have the requisite economics background required of someone in her position to make an input. That's why no one hears from her. We are in a lot of problem.

Pavore9:
'Poverty pushed me into robbery'.........No, Greed pushed him into robbery!

More like laziness pushed him into robbery.

cutetopsey:
The nan needs to be flogged first, then charged for rape.

I think the rape case should come first. A criminal case should be opened on this man for rape before the domestic issue is addressed.

It baffles me how rape cases are not even treated as a criminal offence by the courts, but more as a domestic affair. This man should be behind bars awaiting trial for rape.

sulgard:
she don dey old

Na market she dey look for na. Wetin you want make the girl do? She being dey play am safe before by keeping her clothes on but the younger girls dey strip down to their bathing suits. Na him she come join them.

The only problem be say her market dey too expensive. She no sabi say austerity dey for naija. With this kind girl, you better get money well well. This kind one sabi spend money.

D man is really a military man,nd he's also a beast. Any human dat can eat his fellow human flesh is a BEAST.[/quote]The white man said he ate human flesh and we believed it. It is a classic whiteman's propaganda. Discredit your enemy to the point that everyone believes they are evil. He may not have been a saint, but he wasn't the worst the world has seen.

BlackPeni5:
Stup1d ab0ki court ...is the court a sharia court? How come adultry is now a crime punishable by prison sentence?
How about the greedy woman who sold her punny to the driver...what is her punishment..was she raped? No!

This would make a nice nollywood movie.
The movie title would read: "Bitches ain't loyal no more."
But on a more serious note, the judge must be under the influence of Sharia.

Mpanyi:
They should pay the fine. Simple. They were part of the agreement on the fine regime

Before MTN, there was NITEL. We know how well that institution functioned.

arowtop:
I only like MTN whenever I am watching Project fame or whenever I visit their hospital in Lagos,but using them as my first network or pitying them is a no no no for me.

Ha ha. You only Like them when you are watching project fame or visiting their hospital in Lagos. Guess what, if they leave the country, you won't be able to enjoy those facilities.

bodee:
Hmmn, quite thoughtful.
I also think in the same direction cos the reason they gave is to the interest of Nigerians and we Nigerians still prefer to slam them.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg. If MTN exits this country, the pain would be felt more by us as a country. Like the OP said, they provide very good paying jobs to our people among other things. The NCC should not play with people's lives. Consider the impact the non-renewal of their license would have on employment in the country.

The Buhari government is trying to balance the national budget on the back of MTN. No be so.

IamMissMarvel:
He a cute nigga.

Will he inherit the old wives?

Don't worry, I'm sure he won't have a problem getting his own wives, if he hasn't already done so.

Lucky dog, I'll love to be in his position, with the wives an all...lol.

j1mmy:
India/Africa?
Is India not a single country for it to lob all of Africa into one unit?
India is the most poverty stricken country on the planet according to the UN, even more poverty stricken than sub saharan Africa.

I honestly don't see a need for this trip. This conference was supposed to be held in 2014 but the Indian government cancelled it at the height of the Ebola crisis. They were afraid African Heads of States would bring Ebola to their country. Meanwhile, The US- African summit did hold in the same period and the President of the United States, Barak Obama welcomed African Heads of States and their representatives to Washington with open arms. So how sincere are the Indians.

Furthermore, there is nothing bilateral about the conference between India and Nigeria vis-à-vis Africa. The trade between India and Africa up to now has only gone one way, for the development of India at the expense of Africa. The only product we sell to India is oil. You tell me which industry in Nigeria that doesn't have Indian companies in it. They have virtually taken over our economy all in the name of bilateral trade.

A Nigerian company cannot open a multi-brand retail chain like Shoprite or Spars in India even if you wanted because foreigners are bared from operating multi-brand retail outlets. The Indians say they have to protect their small retailers from foreign invasion. So what do we know they don't.

Meanwhile, in Nigeria, they are free to operate retail chains. Spars in Nigeria is franchised to Artee Group of India. They just even opened an outlet at the kocal wing of the Murtala Airport. How insulting is that. And go to Ikoyi and elsewhere around the country, you see them running supermarkets and other businneses unfettered.

I am not against bilateral trade or foreign direct investment by one country in another. However, we need to structure this investments so there is a huge benefit to our country and people. Our people must come first. If Indians are going be allowed to operate here, let it be in industries where we lack the technical knowledge and they are bringing a skillset we lack. There needs to be a profound difference in our lives by us allowing them to come here. It could be in infrastructural development, roads, bridges, building hospitals, etc. We do not needs traders who come here to import Indian rice or cornflakes from America and elsewhere into Nigeria and sell to us. Our people can do that.

There is something wrong with the way we Africans allow other countries outside of the continent to come here and take advantage of us economically all in the name of bilateral trade or foreign direct investment. We can barely keep our currency from collapsing due to the huge imports coming in from other countries. We need to be able to export our own goods to these countries for it to be a mutually beneficial bilateral trade.

carboblanko:
Mr Man please read the post again slowly.Q1 means first quarter of the year in Jan-April. Who was the President then? Thank me later.

No, Q1 for Guinness starts in July - Sept. Guinness fiscal year ends on June 30th.

nnachukz:
Imagine a married woman cheating on her husband and boldly typing this. GOD, the women you gave us have caused too much problems here on earth. I pray that man's wife should catche them and disgrace her. My comment would have been different if she had stated that her husband is late, only then will 90% of my blame go to the man.

Bitches ain't loyal no more..lol.

Women have taken men's jobs at the cost of timely marriage.

How come when you go to a banking hall, all you see are women? Where are the men that work in the bank? Are they hiding upstairs where the cushiest jobs are or perhaps there are no men in banks anymore?

I went upstairs the other time and all I still saw were women. Seriously, where are the men in the banks? Is this a case that men can't be trusted to handle other people's money and so all the jobs go to the women.

Na wa for naija. I thought life was difficult for black men in America until I came to Nigeria to find that men are an endangered specie, so to speak.

kpaofame:
Did they stop production or they Are still producing

They are still selling. I saw a guy selling La Casera the other day. I asked him where he was getting his supplies from since I thought they were shut down. He told me they were still selling.

Leave it to Indians to always find a way to circumvent the system.

vizkiz:
you see what I keep saying?

"Hoes everywhere"

They ain't loyal.

eaglechild:
Where is the DRESS?
OP I guess you don't know what a dress is.

A point of correction for the OP. A dress is something women wear unless Peter is coming out like Catlyn Jenner..lol. Men don't wear dresses. Men wear clothes.

MahatmaGhandi:
Did it cost the amount that they are telling us?

Isn't this like a WordPress theme site?

Na wa o. I wonder who got the contract?

trigar12:
why don't you just go private and pray for safe delivery. Instead of flaunting up n down as if you are the first to get pregnant, even Tiwa savage own no reach this one.

This is all part of Western influence on our culture. Our culture is getting pushed to the side. Most of them don't even know why they are doing it.

If you go up to her now and ask her when she is due, she will rain obscenities on the person believing their intentions are not good.

Tomorrow, they will scream for their privacy, but they are the one inviting invasion of their privacy by their actions.

There was a time when a woman was pregnant, she quietly went about her business until after the baby is born.

Algebra12:
We are on a long thing with our sole administrator still on honeymoon.

The looming disaster will be monumental.

Yes o. He says he is taking his time to pick his cabinet because all Nigerians are corrupt. He can't seem to find anyone trust worthy except for himself....lol.

How prepared was he to rule Nigeria? Obviously not well prepared. He should have vetted and handpicked some trusted people to fill some key positions as soon as he won the election.

Position of Minister of Finance, Minister of Trade and Investment and the Petroleum Minister are so pivotal to the success of this administration. Those positions cannot wait for three months because there are external events which affect the economy of Nigeria and there needs to be competent people already in place to coordinate with the Central Bank and come up with a coherent economic policy. It also assures foreign investors who are feeling jittery about doing business in Nigeria that their investments are safe.