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UnknownT:
so any Twitter handle with Aunty on it becomes Aunty Ada? You didn't see the Anita after the Aunty right?

It's a fact that's statng the obvious but wrapped in a rhetoric question.

Durentt:
are you asking a question or emphasising a fact,?

Op, it's not a must to bleed at first sex, but feeling intense momentary pain is basic. The bleeding part depends on the intensity of the thrusts and big size of manhood.

If not for biological confusion, why will a person come to this world and have a preference for a queer sexual orientation?

Extremely true. Their lack of joy and suspicion of everyone as a demon know no bounds.

Zico5:
Deeper life!!! If u ever had encounter with them then u will know they are the worst. They love no one. They can only show u little love if u attend their church, anything else just move on. If a deeper life member is ur boss the best is just to resign voluntarily. They have no joy at all. I don't know if the church is a cult cos all of them are nearly the same.

Yes.

chimexdnice1:
Who in their right mind send their kids to such schools? Those people are one bunch of wicked people on a very good day. Their level of brainwashing makes them not to tolerate outsiders.

Extremely true. Their lack of joy and suspicion of everyone as a demon have no bounds.

Zico5:
Deeper life!!! If u ever had encounter with them then u will know they are the worst. They love no one. They can only show u little love if u attend their church, anything else just move on. If a deeper life member is ur boss the best is just to resign voluntarily. They have no joy at all. I don't know if the church is a cult cos all of them are nearly the same.

But if it's the same person, what's his/ her motive of putting up a thread and countering it? I even read his earlier post of how he met and married his wife and further blessed with two kids. Merrrrn....if he's the same person doing all these, then he's suffering from a rare multiple personality disorder.

thebosstrevor1:
Valenciabaddie and lovethaa are the same person.

Don't fall for any rubbish.

You, which one you dey nawww? In your December 18 thread, you narrated how you met and married your wife and further blessed with two kids. And here, you're giving a counter- narrative to an earlier post as the said bf of the OP. Hmmmm... Are you for real or it's your fetish assuming multiple personalities on this forum or what?!

Lovethaa:
Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6326669/think-boyfriend-fetish

Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
:.

You, which one you dey nawww? In your December 18 thread, you broadly narrated how you met and married your wife and further blessed with two kids. And now you're here giving us a counter,,- narrative of the earlier version of this post. Are you for real or you find it thrilling assuming multiple personalities or what? quote author=Lovethaa post=97381438] Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6326669/think-boyfriend-fetish

Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
:.[/quote]

You, which one you dey naww? In your December 18 thread, you narrated how you met and married your wife and even blessed with two kids. Here, you are on a counter- thread as a bf to [the earlier Poster. Hian! Do you assume multiple personalities on this forum or what?quote author=Lovethaa post=97381438] Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6326669/think-boyfriend-fetish

Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
:.[/quote]

On a second thought, but if it were to be an older Nigerian woman, I bet he wouldn't have married her. He and his entire generation would have had one thousand and five reasons why she's a red flag. Hmmm....so much about the white man's skin.

Read the initial / original post. It was mentioned that she's a mother of two.

jaxxy:
Do this 46 year old lady has never been married before or what??

And this young boy plans to live with this lady like this just the 2 of them??

Is love that powerful or what

Lol , exactly my thoughts.

Bluntguy:
When he no see the money wey he find go, the next one go be divorce. Then you go dey hear, "I was charmed"

This is quite funny. Didn't she realise you were a member here or what?

Lovethaa:
Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6326669/think-boyfriend-fetish

Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
:.

This is quite funny. Didn't she know that you were a member here or what?

Kriss216:
Interesting.

Exactly what I said on that thread. That girl is just confused. You said you're uncomfortable with him, yet you dey follow bobo dey go em Church.

I use Dudu Osun and it's a black soap, I always have my bathe every 1am before I sleep, does that makes me a Ritualist

I'm tempted to call her foolish and ashawo, but, I'll let that slide, tomorrow is Christmas.

He's still a green horn in the game. Maybe when he advances, he' ll realise that all aren't the same, they have variations.

Hassanmaye:
My guy are you sure all puna are the same enlighten me more na

The grilled chicken and fish barbeque got me.

Thansh youuu..ma guy.

WriterX:
My hat's off to you ,my lady.

You, what's your own with I no go fit marry her type, she's lucky., yen,yen yen....is marriage by luck or a trophy? Hian!

Sonnobax15:
She's just lucky,unlike others who end up being single for life..

Hian! From her bio, she is 35! Born in 85!

Donspicey:
Late thirties or in her early 40s.......


Dat lady don old oooo......

Na make up jst dey hide dia real face.....

Some words that aren't pronounced the way they are spelt include the following:

Ewe (female sheep)- pronounced as you, transcribed as /ju:/
Sachet- Sashey
Machete- masheti
Chauffeur- Shauffer
Uncouth- uncuuth
Quay- Key
Towel -. Taul- ta- all
Procedure - procijur
Education-. Ejiucaition
Colonel- kenel
Pizza- pitsa
Foetus-. Fitus

You nailed it all. I prefer my race and country man till tomorrow, irrespective of their shortcomings. There's really no comparison between the Nigerian/ African woman and a Caucasian woman in terms of true family values. The Caucasian woman wouldn't hesitate to sue you for a slight misdemeanour and acquire all your lifetime achievements, but the Nigerian woman isn't wired or raised that way.

gregyboy:
Bros relax every woman get their issues not only nigerian women oo,
European women would patiently wait for you to Bleep up so she can sue you and take her husband property the laws protect them more so the men begs them for their mercy but yet the whitemen still put them untop and still sort after them,


Our women only have finical issues the behavioral issues are curtail by our own culture

I would rather be with a nigerian lady than any other lady in the world,

So leave that thing nigerian ladies are the best
No race is perfect

That's because English is not their lingua franca.

Tobest94:
I’ve a friend schooling in Korea, they don’t speak English at his school but native language.. So I’ve a question for y’all.. Are they not educated over there because they don’t speak English?

In fact, I applaud your apt analysis / assertion.You virtually expressed my mind. Bravo!

Angelfrost:
I don't agree with everything he said, but I must concede that our universities are churning out semi-literates with very low intelligence as graduates these days... So many of them are already all over politics and romance sections.

While I don't expect every graduate to be well versed in grammar or geography, as he emphasized above. Still, a graduate ought to know the basics of almost all these. He should be able to express himself fluently in the common National language... These days, that's way too much to ask of even Masters degree holders.

I won't put the blame solely at the feet of our lecturers (Though some are quite unqualified to lecture a soul). Basic/foundational education for most Nigerian graduates is either half-baked or grossly less than average. I am talking about basic primary to secondary school education.
Forget all these grades and scores in WAEC and JAMB (A lot of them are purchased)... How many of our young people in Universities obtained quality, complete and thorough basic education??! Trace this carefully, and you will see the genesis of the rubbish graduates sneaking out of universities with bachelor degrees.

I tell you. At a point, I inferred that he might have studied English as a major or had taught English before having his big break as a politician.

updatechange:
Baba ended up lecturing Nigerian graduates on use of English and geography at these time

Good question.

Neddstark:
Please if you're countering this guy, tell us how she made the money. Kanayo O Kanayo wey don act films tire manage build one house for half plot of land.

She looks much more beautiful now.

I haven't registered for the NIN. Please, could someone tell me how to go about it because I heard their enrollment centres have been shut down since the Corona pandemic.

Hmmmm... you dey yarn ooo..

lkillbrokehoes:
No wonder she divorced her husband because he wasn't making enough money unlike then when they started their relationship, well I also can't date a broke woman and a gold digger, if I have money you should also have money even if it's half of the money I earn monthly or quarter. I hate a lazy woman who feels she own your account and you have the right to take care of her because she's with you, I know it's not bad taking care of your woman but once she takes it as a priority it's a total turn off for me, an independent woman wouldn't act in such way, thank God I'm blessed with a wonderful woman in my life that's neither a brokeass or a gold digger, we both have our money and we compliment each other.

Hmmmm.. this one is 83 and Bubu is still 78, there is Goduuuuuu!! oooo!