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TravelRe: Promise Me You Will Come Back - Nigerian Lady Cries At The Airport by koning: 3:24pm On Nov 21, 2023
DECLAN2015:
Na d lady go first go knack self
Most likely. +/- 6 months and she's already on another d!ck. It might take the guy 2 years to settle down before he can start thinking about knacking women.
FamilyRe: After 21 Years In US, 9 Years In London, I Found Myself Under Oshodi Bridge by koning:
xjiggy:
I want to believe he's saying the truth because we have a high percentage of Nigerians in foreign countries wasting away only to come back and give stories like this. I have an Uncle who left this country since 1994 and has not step foot in this country. No wife no children of note. People keep sightings him in clubs in Italy and Austria. Niggy is in his early sixties.
There is nothing wrong with your uncle. He is living his life the way he chose to. This African belief that a man must have a wife and children is complete scam. There are many super white rich men and womwn who are not married, nor have children. The most popular being Oprah Winfery.
Let the man choose how he wants to live his life. Knowing what i know now, i for no fall for that pressure of "wife and children" I would have been balling like your uncle, but not in Italy and Austria, but in Nigeria- Lagos and Abuja.

The life of a single, rich man in Nigeria is bliss. Ponder that for a moment.
PoliticsRe: Western Democracy Not Working For Africa – Obasanjo by koning: 3:00pm On Nov 20, 2023
A good military leader is better than all the useless civilian presidents Nigeria has had so far.

Youthful exuberance failed IBB and OBJ as military leaders. They had the best opportunity then to fix Nigeria for good ala Singapore.


Especially IBB. He regrets it till today.


The worst aspect of democratic rule in Nigeria is that wasteful SENATE and HOUSE OF REPS. It should be scrapped.
FamilyRe: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by koning:
PuZZyNegro:
I traveled from Lagos to Port Harcourt to see my future in laws family. My girl wasn't around as she's still in Lagos schooling.

I went there with a family member and got them some items like shortcake biscuits and juice.

They offered us food and we ate. After the meeting and normal questioning, we were set to go when surprisingly, this people brought out two loaves of bread and gave us. I told them that the food we ate was enough, that we don't need the bread.

We haven't even gone far when my girl started texting me on WhatsApp angrily asking me why I rejected her mother's gift. That she gave it out of love, this and that.

I told her that bread is the wrongest gift the mother could give me. I am supposed to buy them bread and not the one way round. I intentionally refused to buy bread for them because I assumed bread is an everyday food that people buy and eat, so I decided to go with the package biscuits instead and here they are offering me bread.

If it were something produced locally by them like coconut or something, I can understand but bread?

Please, did I do anything wrong rejecting the bread?
You gave them "Shortcake and juice". You did not see where they sell Hollandis or lace in Lagos. You gave your future mother-in-law Biscuits. You're an Ijiot. You must be a Yorooba guy.

You should have accepted the bread anyway.
RomanceRe: Elderly Woman Cries Out: I Want To Be Somebody’s Wife Or Girlfriend (Video) by koning: 12:14pm On Nov 09, 2023
SIXTEENTH:
If she has enough money she should paste advert, trust me boy's will troop in folds.

But what has she been doing all through her year's?
Those ruthless Yahoo boys will collect that welfare cheque she gets from the govt in the name of a romantic relationship.

A rich white woman who finds herself in such situation is toast to the romance vultures.

It's good to be a man. I know an unemployed man back then in Lagos who had 3 beautiful wives, Anytime i see them, i'm like daaamn HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.
CultureRe: Tiv Umbrella Body Heads To Court Over Claim They Entertain Guests With Wives by koning: 2:32pm On Nov 04, 2023
So, if your friend likes your wife, he will visit every weekend grin grin grin. Strange custom.


I believe it existed in the very olden days, when most tribes in Africa were semi naked.

I think it still exists today in that tribe in Southern Africa. The Himba, i think. Somewhere in Namibia. But, the sex part is now optional.
TravelRe: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by koning: 2:23pm On Nov 04, 2023
The Gambia and Rwanda on my mind. However, i will be moving out from Europe, not Naija.
RomanceRe: The Biggest Mistake A Lady Can Make In Life Is To Marry A Poor Man- Nigeria Lady by koning: 2:17pm On Nov 04, 2023
Well, it's not for her to choose. It's for the Rich man to first identify and choose her, she can then accept.

But the ball is the rich man's court.

That's what most of these slayqueens forget. However, most of them will go to any length to hook the rich man.
FoodRe: Which Of These Would You Choose For Breakfast? (picture) by koning: 2:10pm On Nov 04, 2023
The competition ended when you added that Fried Plantain with Eggs.

D will be the choice of most full-blooded Nigerians

A came a distant second.
FamilyRe: Making This Post Based On Demand: Why I'm Still Single At 42 by koning: 1:08pm On Oct 28, 2023
You did those men you turned down a favour. They all just dodged a dangerous bullet.

You are just too damned self-centered to marry any man for the rest of your life.

Remain single. As for me, i fall for and need a TOTALLY SUMBISSIVE WOMAN. Not forced or fake submission, but women who are very happy being submissive.

They are out there.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things That Sound Like Compliments But Are Actually Insults. by koning:
Rahkman:
You are very fresh and beautiful I thought you were igbo didn't know you were yoruba
This 'compliment' is very common in Lagos. I am guilty of using it too, innocently.

The ladies immidiately go very defensive. The most common answer is "I am from Ondo state. we are fair too in colour".

Funny how we are all guilty of stereotypes without realizing it.
TravelRe: I Want To Japa, But My Friend Who Is Abroad Has Been Discouraging Me by koning: 10:47am On Oct 07, 2023
being:
Retire where? In Canada shocked? Back to Nigeria? You are the enemy without realising.. You want a man in his 40s(assumed) to goan start all over again in subzero weather. The man is without I.T, medical, or technical skills or big4 experience.. He would most likely have to do manual work at that age in very cold weather. He wouldn't have so much to save after bills, the culture is going to be shocking to him, he will experience systematic racism.. the only thing he will have better is better health care & more organised system.. but these are not worth the disadvantages!!!!
'nuff said. Don't have much to add excerpt to say that anyone that wants to travel out should decide for him or herself. He will experience the shock personally. I'm done giving advice to men 45 and above who are contemplating it.

I will say this one more time. If whatever you are doing in Nigeria is giving you N200k or more a month, sit your black ass back in Nigeria. Or travel and count your losses later.
CrimeRe: My Horrible Experience At Computer Village by koning: 10:41am On Oct 07, 2023
burp18:
Guy. Let's leave tribe aside. There are as much yorubas in computer village just as there are igbos. All of them are fraudsters.
Don't mind the id.iots with their stereotypes. Every time i've been to the computer village, the people that rush to me on the street are Yoruba traders. Few laptop repairs i've done there were done by Yoruba's in their tiny shops.


However, most of the big shops are owned by Igbos.

Every tribe in Nigeria have their share of fraudsters.
RomanceRe: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by koning: 6:07pm On Sep 25, 2023
ecstasy37:
As soon as you c*m you come to your senses
Funny, but very very true.
RomanceRe: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by koning: 6:06pm On Sep 25, 2023
DND069:
There is no KARMA. Evil people prevail, even their generations still excel.
Interesting thread....

Depressing when one realizes that truth in this statement. Applies all over the world.


It;s a shitty, wicked and 'dog eat dog' world.
CrimeRe: Kwara Court Jails 24-Year-Old Man For Criminally Charming, Raping Teenager by koning: 8:52am On Sep 23, 2023
Can only happen in Kwara state. A bunch of supersticious Ignoramuses.

Dude is about to cash out on appeal. He needs a good lawyer.

"she unconsciously got out bed, dressed up, took a bus and went to the man's house, undressed and was "raped".


This man was bullied into confession and the girl has connections with some policemen there.
FamilyRe: I Want To Divorce And Live Alone by koning: 4:41pm On Sep 12, 2023
Damades:
Chief I think you are the problem of yourself. Your kind woman is the type that many responsible men out there are praying for and you want to divorce her because of ordinary sex. Ok , go ahead. You better think twice before you embark on taking wrong decisions that may destroy your children future.
@emboldend, are you married with children?. Have you aver been married and denied sexual pleasure for a long time?. You will understand Op if and when you do.

The only option outside divorce(for people with conscience) is to take a second wife, which the wife will not agree to or keep mistresses outside.
FamilyRe: I Want To Divorce And Live Alone by koning: 4:24pm On Sep 12, 2023
mariahAngel:
So, what is the point?
Dvmbass question!.

The point is to be or live alone so that he can have sex with any woman he fancies. Prostitutes included. NOT TO REMARRY.

You will be shocked to know how many men are in Op's situation and predicament.
PoliticsRe: Major-Gen Abdullahi Muraina's Family Fights Over His Assets by koning: 3:47pm On Sep 02, 2023
SalamRushdie:
These are proceeds of corruption
Why dont we fvcking ask questions in this country?.

This man is a compound thief. The only things retired generals possess in Europe is the 1 house whose mortgage has been paid off or about to be paid off, the car they drive and maybe a few shares.

No way he acquired all that on his salary, which by the way is public knowledge.
CelebritiesRe: Wyclef Jean, Caribbean Int'l, Others Partner FG To Unveil National Tech Infrastr by koning: 4:09pm On Aug 21, 2023
Wyclef shi shi no dey this project. He's just a front man. If you know, you know.
InvestmentRe: Charles Ponzi: The First Man To Run A Ponzi Scheme by koning: 4:04pm On Aug 21, 2023
Ponzi might be international.

But in Nigeria, we had 'Umana Umana' The scheme is still called Umana Umana in SE and SS of Nigeria.


Mr. Umana was our own Ponzi.
PoliticsRe: ‘Buildings Will Go Down’ — Wike Assumes Office, Vows More Demolitions by koning: 3:54pm On Aug 21, 2023
He may not last 2 years in that post.

I think he was appointed minister of FCT just to make sure Tinubu secures 25% or more in the next election if he survives the PEPT.


ALL EYES ON THE JUDICIARY.
RomanceRe: Canada-Based Nigerian Men Release Their Pre-Wedding Photos by koning: 10:36am On Aug 20, 2023
Why do they always have to wear Isi-Agu attire for this nonsense. They may not even be Igbos. Could be some SS or SW niggars.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman Reconciled With Her Husband On His Sick Bed The Same Day He Died by koning: 10:29am On Aug 20, 2023
I was handed over all his house keys, car keys, credit cards, everything!!!





I don't trust her. I smell ulterior motives to her visit.
CrimeRe: Assassins Shoot Rev Samuel Chinyereugo, Kill His Wife Peace In Edo Church by koning: 11:57am On Aug 19, 2023
otipoju:
My first question was who was their main target? Pastor or his wife

Why was Pastor injury such that he treated and discharged this early?

Did Pastor cook himself and forgot to cook him wife

That bead on his hand was suspect.
....Or a smart way to get rid of the wife without being a suspect. The assasins rained bullets on the car and the pastor came out with only a scratch. Some diabolical plans here. FBI need to investigate this. NPF cannot handle this sort of case.
RomanceRe: Which African Country Has The Curviest Women by koning: 11:32am On Aug 19, 2023
South Africa without doubt. Key word is curvy.

Most west African women, especially Nigeria, Ghana and Camoroon are built like refrigerators. Thick middle and stomachs.
PoliticsRe: Maxwell Ugwuanyi Tells Ndigbo To Prioritize Investing In The South East by koning: 12:06pm On Aug 18, 2023
wpadmin:
When they say invest in the South East, Ebuka went to buy land in the South East, built a 3 bedroom apartment on it.

That's great but the problem is;

Ebuka did not live in that house.

He was doing business in Lagos, his children attended primary, secondary and University education in Lagos.

When his children graduated from the University, two traveled to Canada and one continued working in Lagos.

At the age of 75 when Ebuka could no longer work, Ebuka retired to his house in the village. Ebuka gave Lagos his best years and only went to the South East to retire.

Ebuka did not invest in the South East.
"Wicked"comment. It's even worse for those Igbos living in USA, Europe, Canada etc. Those houses built in the East/Village may never be lived in. Not even by their children.


I'm battling with that concept right now.
HealthRe: Farida Sobowale 'House Of Phreeda' Attempts To Commit Suicide On Third Mainland by koning: 12:02pm On Aug 18, 2023
Herbiodun09:
She stopped where she could be stopped. There are better places on the bridge where she could have stopped and wont be stopped
She never ready to die.

Just a cry for help. She should have married a man above 55 yrs.
PoliticsRe: Davido Celebrates Cousin Tunji Adeleke On Political Appointment In Osun by koning: 9:17am On Aug 08, 2023
Classic example of a BANANA state.
RomanceRe: What Is Worse In Life Than Poverty? by koning: 6:45pm On Jun 23, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
PHYSICAL FREEDOM is what i am talking about....freedom of the mind is irrelevant to the issue at hand, as poverty cant stop anyone from dreaming.
Well, my point is that in absolute terms, nothing is worse than crushing poverty. Losing your freedom as in prison is not worse in my opinion. People have been known to acquire bachelors degree from within the prison walls.
RomanceRe: Let Us Encourage Gay Right In Nigeria by koning: 6:31pm On Jun 23, 2023
Nu question is : Can trannies be found freely in Nigeria?. I mean real, everyday Shemales. Not celebrity ones like Bobrisky and the other Yoruba fair guy with bushy hair. Can't remember his name.

Don't really care about Gay rights in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: What Is Worse In Life Than Poverty? by koning: 6:22pm On Jun 23, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
yes, just like you can be rich and sick/depressed too (ask Steve Jobs and/or Paul Allen)... but believe me, after a man's health, FREEDOM TO DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO; WHEN YOU WANT TO DO IT is its biggest wealth!
Yes! Like freedom to kill yourself. To harm yourself or even kill others out of frustration.

99.8% of suïcide victims committed suïcide in "freedom". Freedom of the mind is much more important than physical freedom. DON'T MIX UP THE 2. One can have complete freedom of the mind while in prison. Ask Mike Tyson. He has said on many occasion that he had the best time of his life in prison. However, once it's time for you be released, you MUST leave.

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