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RomanceRe: How To Beat Your Husband Or Man Without Touching Him: by Konjour(m): 4:45pm On Apr 03, 2010
Holy cowdung!!! shocked seems the poster is white/has inferiority complex to whites, wtf,which world looks @ blacks like damaged goods cuz of cheating,never seen a bigger truckload of softjunk on the web,@poster, you mean whites dont cheat,or cheatin' has an african feel or texture to it?you're just letting anger becloud your judgement, and in my field,whites beg and look for MY favour,nevertheless,i still look at a lot of 'em like they are a twin to my trashman, i'm black and proudly Nigerian,so get your swing right and see through the mist. angry
RomanceRe: Beat Him Up. by Konjour(m): 10:38am On Mar 31, 2010
Has the poster ever paused amidst her apparent bout of rage to think about what might be the other guy's definition of making things even,IMHO the idea of beatin' someone up cuz of your irritation is three tads off the line,you'd do better to beat him up yourself,he'd definitely stop pesterin' you after that. cool
RomanceRe: How To Beat Your Husband Or Man Without Touching Him: by Konjour(m): 10:08am On Mar 31, 2010
Tryin' that with me is definitely gon' backfire cuz i ain't flipped one trillimetre cuz of that  tripe and bulllshit. i've stayed long enough without it,and i can still live in my upper flowtstate without it, however,its not a healthy situation,and its best avoided,but if it becomes inevitable,there you have it!
RomanceRe: Should We Leave Our Men If They Are Cheating? by Konjour(m): 5:49pm On Mar 28, 2010
Yeah, **jumps on the ladies' bandwagon**,though,not all men cheat,but statistically,if you can't forgive even a non-habitual cheater and you keep kickin' out their sorry butts,save yourself the stress,reject every proposal you get and remain single. el finitesima. cool
RomanceRe: My Ex Gf Store My Name In Her Phone As Customer Care. by Konjour(m): 5:07pm On Mar 27, 2010
What tha lipsrsealed!!! as in Customer care centre?,ex? Damn, now,that's a close one shocked embarassed,
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Babe With Offensive Odour by Konjour(m): 4:37pm On Mar 27, 2010
I'd have if i had some offensive odour too,but since i'm inversely superb to that,i'd faithfully keep a barrier of 100 metres. wink cool
RomanceRe: He Spoils Me Silly - How Can I Thank Him by Konjour(m): 10:09am On Mar 27, 2010
Fantastic, and i'd still congratulate the poster if what she says is the truth, though,personally,i don't feel at ease whenever everything seems to be goin' extremely well cuz i always feel there is a jolt somewhere close, life is full of ups and downs,they say.
RomanceRe: Why Does Girls Love Lies by Konjour(m): 6:41pm On Mar 25, 2010
Cuz the lies conjured by guys are what they want in an ideal situation,that's why most relationships based on lies look 'perfect' while the bubble is still intact, but when the tide has overflowed,the relationship looks like a match made by Lucifer.
PhonesRe: Zain Nigeria To Change Name To 'Airtel' by Konjour(m): 5:45pm On Mar 25, 2010
I saw this is in the Deccan Chronicle some weeks ago,and i think that's some good news for me, i've been using Airtel sim cards for a couple of years now,and i can boldly say that their services,especially calls and web surfing packages are definitely among the best two or three in the whole of asia,and its simply unmatched by the quality of the mtn,glo and zain networks,though it has some similarities with the present zain network such as the customer call centre and recharge pre-codes, perhaps i would be able to call my naija peeps nsow at cheaper rates. Go Airtel.
RomanceRe: Would You Go Home To Marry? by Konjour(m): 11:35am On Mar 25, 2010
@noble gas1, there's one noble gas i know,but its also the darkest gas i've seen, i.d,what's good?
RomanceRe: Would You Go Home To Marry? by Konjour(m): 5:47am On Mar 25, 2010
Hell,yeah.
RomanceRe: The Difference Between What Men Say And What They Realy Mean! by Konjour(m): 5:41pm On Mar 24, 2010
The post shoulda been more like the difference between what humans say and what they really mean,this doesn't absolve the female gender of lying to get what they want,either, we all know they do that too,moerever,i do mean exactly what my words are, and i'm sure there are many more out there just like me. another classic example of a pot callin' the kettle black.
RomanceRe: What Is So Wrong About Not Having A Boyfriend? by Konjour(m): 2:42pm On Mar 23, 2010
depends on the person involved,but personally,i think there's absolutely nothin wrong about that.
Music/RadioRe: Why Are Styl-plus So Broke.!? by Konjour(m): 4:48pm On Mar 22, 2010
what has being rich or famous gotta hitch with hangin' out @ a cheap bar,or drivin' a honda prelude huh i dont give a flyin' Zap about a musician's private life provided i get the songs comin' through my speakers, you live fast and high,you die fast and high. morever,if they dont fit your bill of role models,go n pick another musician to be that for ya.
CelebritiesRe: 'My Romance With Dbanj Is A Private Affair' - Genevieve Nnaji by Konjour(m): 4:36am On Mar 22, 2010
just checkin' out the gists on home turf,morever nigeria has always been and will always be my real home.
CelebritiesRe: 'My Romance With Dbanj Is A Private Affair' - Genevieve Nnaji by Konjour(m): 8:19pm On Mar 20, 2010
More like a navigator of ships, Its the indian navy.
CelebritiesRe: 'My Romance With Dbanj Is A Private Affair' - Genevieve Nnaji by Konjour(m): 6:33pm On Mar 20, 2010
i wish both of 'em some luck, though,i wouldn't have cared a rat's ass if either of 'em had dated a cactus tree. I have more interest in my own dealings, and that's just my personal opinion. cool cool
RomanceRe: My Answers To Those Tough Questions That Your Girlfriend May Ask You (lol) by Konjour(m): 1:44pm On Mar 10, 2010
what tha lipsrsealed lipsrsealed!!! It seems someone is scared of hittin' the bull's eye,if she's fat,she does NOT need a mirror to tell her that,albeit a human being. morever,why should i think of sacrificin' my life for her,i think that's only meant for a gay called Romeo,whom PROBABLY is still burnin' away in one corner in hell right now. shocked embarassed cool
TravelRe: Poverty_in Britain! Nigerian_single_mother_of_4 by Konjour(m): 1:22pm On Mar 10, 2010
the story is quite dicey,it might be a ploy to get some freesomes,and it might be genuine anyway,save for the regressive movement of things in 9ja,the best bet would be a return for her,but if she has laboured so much over there for so long,it'll make more sense if she decides to stay back and eat the impendin' fruit of her 'labour'. cool
RomanceRe: Please How Do I Get Him Back? by Konjour(m): 5:43pm On Feb 23, 2010
another love story turned sour, lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided***shakes head and leaves thread***
RomanceRe: Fast And Furious Or Saving The Best For The Last? by Konjour(m): 3:06pm On Jan 31, 2010
haha, and socrates had thought he was a better philosopher of life and its intrigues. cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If Attacked By 2 Thieves With Ur Gal On D Way? by Konjour(m): 2:55pm On Jan 31, 2010
What in the seventh heaven has ''the flyin' f, u, c, k got to do with ''be intimate with'' ,what tha lipsrsealed!!!!!! Jeez,this is unbelievably hilarous!!! undecided undecided angry
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If Attacked By 2 Thieves With Ur Gal On D Way? by Konjour(m): 2:44pm On Jan 31, 2010
What the flyin' f**k is a helpless man supposed to do? Personally,i'd just take out my mobile and what else, dial 911 for chrissakes!!! grin grin grin huh
RomanceRe: What Would You Talk About On The Phone With Your Girlfriend? by Konjour(m): 2:09pm On Jan 31, 2010
Why not discuss the trilogy of Love,intimacy,and magic wiv her,those are topics that are bound to generate a compost of chain reactions, and you could spice it up with some jokes,everybody needs a very good laugh often. Good luck to you! wink
RomanceRe: Gäl$ Devélöp Féeliñg$ Fröm Frèquènt Cälliñg? by Konjour(m): 2:58pm On Jan 30, 2010
[color=#006600][/color] every cloud has a silver lining,you know. cool
RomanceRe: Why Can't Men Be Straightforward With Girls? by Konjour(m): 6:39pm On Jan 26, 2010
Most guys won't come out straight about that cuz if you wanna capture a monkey,it'd b darn easier if you can propagate a tail,and take some classes from Tarzan.
RomanceRe: I Have A Boyfriend Who Always Want To Kiss Than Talk by Konjour(m): 6:07pm On Jan 26, 2010
undecideddifferent peoples,different problems,i'll start watchin' out for a post counter-actin' this one now with the title: My boyfriend might be impotent,he always talks and never suggests that i should sleep over. Should i rape himhuh!!!
RomanceRe: Virgin Girlfriend Gives Her Virginity To Aristo by Konjour(m): 7:36pm On Jan 20, 2010
Hehehe, Love forgives all,huh? Damn Love and its emissaries to the abyss. Fuckin' hilarious!!!
RomanceRe: Must U Show That Nyash? by Konjour(m): 6:54pm On Jan 20, 2010
I don't  friggin care a hoot if all the ladies whom wanna go nude while feigning ''fashion trends,comfortable dressing,and individual choices'' as excuses,should hit the streets in their complete nudity,morever,there are only negligible differences between their nude states and decent states, and we often ponder on why break-ups,rapes,assaults and abuses are on the increase,but me thinks people(esp.ladies) should assume MORE responsibility for the results of their acts. You always reap whatever you've sown.
FashionRe: Men With Braided Hairs And Ear Rings by Konjour(m): 12:14pm On Jan 19, 2010
Each to his own, but i've seen a few dudes whom got me irritated cuz they were so unreal  about it,they had braids and wore earrings not cuz they really wanna,but cuz they saw it as the tools that would make their friends accept and see them as ''modern'' dudes. I have nothin' against guys who do this,but the last things i'd do as a person is change my own modus cuz my friends think: ''he's just not it''.
RomanceRe: Are Guys Materialistic? by Konjour(m): 1:54pm On Jan 16, 2010
I strongly disagree with the term ''materialistic'' being used here to describe Nigerian men,where was the poster when it was the ''in-thing'' for a man to get married and the wife agrees to be a ''total housewife'',would she dare that with an average or poor dudehuh Some people might say that happened only in the past,but i really doubt if the ego of an everyday 9ja man would make him wanna settle for a wife that'll earn double what he earns. This is a topic that doesn't require a debate, its just the pot calling a whistling kettle black once again.

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