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Holy cowdung!!! ![]() |
Has the poster ever paused amidst her apparent bout of rage to think about what might be the other guy's definition of making things even,IMHO the idea of beatin' someone up cuz of your irritation is three tads off the line,you'd do better to beat him up yourself,he'd definitely stop pesterin' you after that. ![]() |
Tryin' that with me is definitely gon' backfire cuz i ain't flipped one trillimetre cuz of that tripe and bulllshit. i've stayed long enough without it,and i can still live in my upper flowtstate without it, however,its not a healthy situation,and its best avoided,but if it becomes inevitable,there you have it! |
Yeah, **jumps on the ladies' bandwagon**,though,not all men cheat,but statistically,if you can't forgive even a non-habitual cheater and you keep kickin' out their sorry butts,save yourself the stress,reject every proposal you get and remain single. el finitesima. ![]() |
What tha !!! as in Customer care centre?,ex? Damn, now,that's a close one , |
I'd have if i had some offensive odour too,but since i'm inversely superb to that,i'd faithfully keep a barrier of 100 metres. ![]() |
Fantastic, and i'd still congratulate the poster if what she says is the truth, though,personally,i don't feel at ease whenever everything seems to be goin' extremely well cuz i always feel there is a jolt somewhere close, life is full of ups and downs,they say. |
Cuz the lies conjured by guys are what they want in an ideal situation,that's why most relationships based on lies look 'perfect' while the bubble is still intact, but when the tide has overflowed,the relationship looks like a match made by Lucifer. |
I saw this is in the Deccan Chronicle some weeks ago,and i think that's some good news for me, i've been using Airtel sim cards for a couple of years now,and i can boldly say that their services,especially calls and web surfing packages are definitely among the best two or three in the whole of asia,and its simply unmatched by the quality of the mtn,glo and zain networks,though it has some similarities with the present zain network such as the customer call centre and recharge pre-codes, perhaps i would be able to call my naija peeps nsow at cheaper rates. Go Airtel. |
@noble gas1, there's one noble gas i know,but its also the darkest gas i've seen, i.d,what's good? |
Hell,yeah. |
The post shoulda been more like the difference between what humans say and what they really mean,this doesn't absolve the female gender of lying to get what they want,either, we all know they do that too,moerever,i do mean exactly what my words are, and i'm sure there are many more out there just like me. another classic example of a pot callin' the kettle black. |
depends on the person involved,but personally,i think there's absolutely nothin wrong about that. |
what has being rich or famous gotta hitch with hangin' out @ a cheap bar,or drivin' a honda prelude i dont give a flyin' Zap about a musician's private life provided i get the songs comin' through my speakers, you live fast and high,you die fast and high. morever,if they dont fit your bill of role models,go n pick another musician to be that for ya. |
just checkin' out the gists on home turf,morever nigeria has always been and will always be my real home. |
More like a navigator of ships, Its the indian navy. |
i wish both of 'em some luck, though,i wouldn't have cared a rat's ass if either of 'em had dated a cactus tree. I have more interest in my own dealings, and that's just my personal opinion. ![]() |
what tha !!! It seems someone is scared of hittin' the bull's eye,if she's fat,she does NOT need a mirror to tell her that,albeit a human being. morever,why should i think of sacrificin' my life for her,i think that's only meant for a gay called Romeo,whom PROBABLY is still burnin' away in one corner in hell right now. ![]() |
the story is quite dicey,it might be a ploy to get some freesomes,and it might be genuine anyway,save for the regressive movement of things in 9ja,the best bet would be a return for her,but if she has laboured so much over there for so long,it'll make more sense if she decides to stay back and eat the impendin' fruit of her 'labour'. ![]() |
another love story turned sour, ***shakes head and leaves thread*** |
haha, and socrates had thought he was a better philosopher of life and its intrigues. ![]() |
What in the seventh heaven has ''the flyin' f, u, c, k got to do with ''be intimate with'' ,what tha !!!!!! Jeez,this is unbelievably hilarous!!! ![]() |
What the flyin' f**k is a helpless man supposed to do? Personally,i'd just take out my mobile and what else, dial 911 for chrissakes!!! ![]() |
Why not discuss the trilogy of Love,intimacy,and magic wiv her,those are topics that are bound to generate a compost of chain reactions, and you could spice it up with some jokes,everybody needs a very good laugh often. Good luck to you! ![]() |
[color=#006600][/color] every cloud has a silver lining,you know. ![]() |
Most guys won't come out straight about that cuz if you wanna capture a monkey,it'd b darn easier if you can propagate a tail,and take some classes from Tarzan. |
different peoples,different problems,i'll start watchin' out for a post counter-actin' this one now with the title: My boyfriend might be impotent,he always talks and never suggests that i should sleep over. Should i rape him !!! |
Hehehe, Love forgives all,huh? Damn Love and its emissaries to the abyss. Fuckin' hilarious!!! |
I don't friggin care a hoot if all the ladies whom wanna go nude while feigning ''fashion trends,comfortable dressing,and individual choices'' as excuses,should hit the streets in their complete nudity,morever,there are only negligible differences between their nude states and decent states, and we often ponder on why break-ups,rapes,assaults and abuses are on the increase,but me thinks people(esp.ladies) should assume MORE responsibility for the results of their acts. You always reap whatever you've sown. |
Each to his own, but i've seen a few dudes whom got me irritated cuz they were so unreal about it,they had braids and wore earrings not cuz they really wanna,but cuz they saw it as the tools that would make their friends accept and see them as ''modern'' dudes. I have nothin' against guys who do this,but the last things i'd do as a person is change my own modus cuz my friends think: ''he's just not it''. |
I strongly disagree with the term ''materialistic'' being used here to describe Nigerian men,where was the poster when it was the ''in-thing'' for a man to get married and the wife agrees to be a ''total housewife'',would she dare that with an average or poor dude Some people might say that happened only in the past,but i really doubt if the ego of an everyday 9ja man would make him wanna settle for a wife that'll earn double what he earns. This is a topic that doesn't require a debate, its just the pot calling a whistling kettle black once again. |


!!! as in Customer care centre?,ex? Damn, now,that's a close one
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i dont give a flyin' Zap about a musician's private life provided i get the songs comin' through my speakers, you live fast and high,you die fast and high. morever,if they dont fit your bill of role models,go n pick another musician to be that for ya.
***shakes head and leaves thread***