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Hotfreeze:
See them, paupers of Alaigbo.

Awolowo gave you 20 Pounds. Your Governors give you less than that and you are rejoicing, yet you ingrates insult Awolowo.

If I were Awolowo, you will collect Yoruba tribal marks on your cheeks and I will collect one of your testicles as collateral before I give you 20 pounds.

I came to attack skull miners then saw this comment. You are not normal

As Pa Awo didn’t give us afonja tribal marks, you can advice Tinubu to continue from where he stopped.

For someone who scored A1s in English language, physics, chemistry and Biology, her JAMB scores in all four subjects were disappointing.

CuriousMynd:
A Nigerian man has revealed what she did to a lady whom he flew out of the country for a vacation in another country, Igbere TV reports.

On Twitter, the man identified as Mullah said he paid for the lady's flight and booked a hotel for them to stay in while they enjoy their vacation. However, when the said lady wouldn't sleep with him in the same bed, he had to fast forward the lady's return to the country.

Read the full gist;

https://twitter.com/MullahCo/status/1458896477523165185

What do you think about this whole situation?


Lalasticlala

I think you lied about the identity and nationality of the man. I bet he is from East Africa probably Kenya, Uganda or Tanzania.

They are the ones that call Caucasians Mzungu.

Everyone is advising him to move to Germany and forget Dubai….no one seems to remember or talk about his friend who processed his visa and made his Dubai trip possible…the friend at the moment is working hard to extend his stay in Dubai…

I think moving to Germany is good for his development. The Dubai business is a deviation from his career pathway….but he has to sit down with his friend and have a heart to heart talk. The guy must have invested a lot and he must be paid back or compensated.

Baring linguistic barriers, I think Germany is the place as it offers the right opportunity to grow and develop but he has to pay back his friend.

What happens to the passports issued before this new one?

I hope they wouldn’t start disturbing harassing and frustrating holders of the old passports at the airports.

I think this is embarrassing. Is it inferiority complex or what? What nonsense

Kneeling down because he landed in Dubai?? This man ought to have some self respect. This isn’t humility or a show of gratitude, something is wrong somewhere.

It looks like radiograph of intestinal obstruction.

Nature is wonderful.

olu77:
Nice one. We need their names and their portraits

If you need their names, meet Oshiomhole and Obaseki.

spyder880:
I think he should build another Polo park instead. We need a centrally located shopping plaza like Shoprite, where there are other facilities like a ferris wheel, etc.

He can do a new Polo park around Nchatancha Nike.

There are structures that shouldn’t be tampered with. I think Polo was one of them. Enugu Prisons should’ve been relocated for something like Shoprite.

Polo park nurtured talents like JJ Okocha, Solomon Okoronkwo and Chinedu Obasi (Ogbuke) honed their skills playing for Riverlane boys at that field. We all marched at that very place during the children’s day celebration.

spyder880:
Ejindu park, where I learned how to ride a bicycle in 1991

I was a complete "Egbe camp" through and through That is the place I grew up. We were the "boress" generation. Anybody who knows what the word means can relate to an era of technological innovation by children in that part of Enugu.

This park was well maintained with many facilities provided for our play.

There was sanity in Enugu many years ago. I think after Jim Nwobodo, those after him forgot about the master plan or they didn’t know about it.

Look at all the schools during those era….schools had plans, large expanse of land and ALL of them had dedicated a significant portion of land for sports and physical exercises…CIC, Nike Grammar school, Union Awkunanaw, St Patrick’s Emene….Remember Bigard memorial Uwani?…..

Now every riffraff would build a two or four storey house and use a few apartments as private school…wtf. Who approves all these nonsense??

Even schools in the country sides have beautiful playgrounds…..Colliery comprehensive Ngwo, St Paul’s Eke where monarch or diamond brewery football team used to train. Chai

There should be recreational parks all over coal city.

@boress boys

Knock down shoprite and restore the old polo park as well.
We need more recreation parks in the coal city. Enugu is becoming congested and suffocated.

Those who built churches or other houses in the parks should be prosecuted and made to pay fines.

Old Phoenix need to be restored. Those who sold the lands and their buyers should be arrested.

If I was governor, shoprite would’ve been demolished.

kals4luv990:
God bless you plenty

God bless you too sir.

Icouldhave:
I give up

The struggle won

The pain won

Am weak, I can't fight no more.


I miss been rich, I hate been poor.

But I give up

I can't fight no more



I might kill myself tonight.


The tears is dripping from my eyes

As I type


The struggle won











modified!

I just couldn't do it

I slept like a baby

Woke up around 6am, like every normal day

I had a rethink to face the struggle just one more time!

A rematch

You are not just foolish, you are selfish and mean.
Are you aware that lots of people were praying for you and wishing you well??

You don’t care, do you? Lots of people stayed awake and on vigil wishing the negative vibes and energies away while you slept like a baby and woke by 06:00am.

Good news for lots of folks but what did you do? Instead of reflecting and saying sorry for upsetting people, you are here swearing and insulting people you don’t know.
Don’t shut the doors of health, peace and goodness on yourself by your stupidity. It’s not worth it.

You need to look at yourself and make amends while there is time. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

This is a title and an honour not deserved.
The title itself is an example of ‘Oke afa na egbu nwa nkita’......Ozopuru ini ego...Kedu ini ego whitemoney zopuru??


That’s belittling of the traditional title. It’s good to promote tradition but this is a disrespect to Igbo traditional custom and values.
What has this man achieved and what has he done for the community?

Sex is as staple as Sunday rice in ancient Egypt and this dark coloured man with black hairs as depicted below seem well hung…

Modified. I just noticed that the pale coloured lady wore waist beads/jewellery. Waist beast is ancient I guess.

Bola146:
I saw one video on BBC Yoruba that he was mentally unstable before the incident, should we call this spiritual or what? only God knows, parents need to be very prayerful on their kids seriously. Most female lectures I came across during my university time are just wicked!!!! One of those wicked female lectures made me to carry over a course in my 100 level upon my stress and reading, his woman can't give B for any students in her department, those people who did their project with them complained. But no matter how the situation, he would have calmed down or inform any of his lectures to guild him or plead with the woman.

Tell me why you shouldn’t get an E or F in your module?


Lecturer
Lecturers
To any student
Guide

Do you know what those people you call ‘lectures’ go through when they mark your scripts??

ChangedMan1999:
Nwanne, all these are nonsense and childish.

Our tribe is not the only tribe in Nigeria.

You hardly see members of other tribes here posting about their tribe indiscriminately.


Kpachara anyi

Anya…..

Not anyi.

massinola:
Seriously. I was just imagining how the woman could be so stupid. I'm just worried for her life

Welldone sir….I think you have done very well. This is one of the best news I’ve read on this platform. I applaud your concerns, feelings and intervention in that case. You have conscience and a good heart.

That man is a threat to his family and this is an emergency. He would inflict gbh on one or some of them soon. He might even commit murder.
I think you should organise like minded adults in that neighbourhood….invite or call that man and talk to him in a very strict and assertive manner. He needs to understand the implications of his foolishness and violence. If he continues, bad things will happen and he’d blame the devil.

I think you guys should invite the police as well…let it be a peace talk but let the implications of his stupidity and wickedness be made known to him, you’ll be protected as well should he start planning evil against you which I don’t think he would. He is a coward and might have been terrified by what you did.

You have done well. Keeping quiet or ‘minding your business’ isn’t an option. I understand your mindset and you’ll never forgive yourself if something bad ever happened to the woman or her unfortunate kids.
I have been in your position. You are a hero.

Organise men/adults in the hood and meet the man. He is the problem. It’s not likely he’d stop drinking but let him be aware that all eyes will be on him and it wouldn’t be business as usual.

Candidlady:
good question

you cant ever have /men/ and /normal/ in the same sentence.. Gramatical error

Grammatical

Whydonaldtrump:
Self acclaimed symply Tacha's brother Prebiproy just updated us with a new hit that is making all the ladies go crazy

The first things I noticed about your physique were the swollen nose and lips.

They made you look like someone suffering allergic reactions from the sting of wasps on the bridge of your nose.

NovesaTillie:
Alright. I will do that

You are about to ruin yourself. If you tempt that man, he might fall for it, he would visit your garden of eden, both of you will eat the sacred fruit in the middle of the luxurious garden then your eyes will open….

He would run to his precious wife and confess his sins. His wife might forgive him…then they will invite you over for another delicious meal….

Then they will poison you together and run to their church to give testimony how they defeated and banished the devilish Jezebel that came in to destroy their marriage.


I wish I was that man though…I will come over to your crib and exorcise the demons out of you regularly.

The world is gradually moving away from fossil fuel and embracing electric cars. How prepared is he? I hope he is thinking in that direction.

Innoson is an achiever. May he continue to prosper.

hollah123:
if u ain't comfortable with it,go back to your region

Listen to yourself. Except you are a retard, you should be ashamed of reasoning and coming up with the above stupidity.

helinues:
Internal affairs

What internal affairs??….Explain pls.

Is Anambra state airport closed even after commissioning it? Is the federal government responsible for the closure?

Someone more knowledgeable should please educate us.

That was a harsh penalty call. Some referees would have penalised the Ghanaian for diving. There was contact obviously but i think the Ghanaian defender cheated.

seunolu7:
Top 9 Richest Tribes in Africa
1. Yoruba
The Yoruba tribe is found mainly in South-Western Nigeria and Southern Benin but the highest population is in Nigeria. This is undoubtedly one of the largest ethnic groups in Africa with an estimated population of 35 million people.

They are richest tribes in Nigeria. They make up 20% of the population in Nigeria and due to the fact that they accepted western education earlier, more professionals come from this tribe than any other tribe in Nigeria. They make up the bulk majority of lawyers, doctors as well as academia throughout the country. They have most of the most expensive properties in Nigeria including banana island, ikoyi and lekki.

2. Zulu
The Zulu tribe is one of the richest tribes in Africa known worldwide. They speak the isiZulu language and are mostly found in South Africa and other countries like Zambia, Zimbabwe, etc.

Their culture is elegant and is known for their festivals. This tribe is estimated to have a population of 11 million people.



3. Pedi
The Pedi tribe originated from South Africa and they speak the Sotho language; there are more than 7 million people speaking this language in South Africa.

The highest populations of this tribe were involved in herding and farming but at a time, many people migrated to cities in search of work. Currently, they are one of the richest tribes on the continent.

4. Hausa and Fulani
These tribes are the most successful in politics due to large population in Nigeria. This tribe is the most populated in Nigeria and they are also found in some West African countries.

The people are mostly into agriculture and trading and are ranked among one of the richest tribes on the continent. The richest man in Africa, Aliko Dangote is from this tribe.


5. Suri
The Suri tribe is one of the richest in Africa. They speak the Surma language and are mainly found on highlands and countries like Sudan and Ethiopa. They practice a weird culture whereby they can only marry within their tribe.

6. Igbo
They are one of the tribes in Nigeria. They are mainly into business; they are really obsessed with making money because they are regarded as less than nothing if they are poor. This led many of them into committing crimes and push drugs, however, some of them still deal in a legitimate business.

7. El Molo
This is one of the richest tribes in the continent despite the fact that it is the smallest tribe in Kenya. They speak the Maa language.

The people are into fishing and hunting, one of their sources of food is the hippopotamus killed in Turkana Lake.



8. Xhosa
The people of the Xhosa tribe are found all across the Eastern Cape Province of South Africa and the literally speak with click sounds. This tribe is also one of the richest in Africa.

9. Oromo Tribe
The Oromo tribe is the most popular in Ethiopa and they make up 40% of the country’s population. They speak Oromo language and practice the Waaqa traditional religion.

Some of them still…..wtf is this?? Some of them still??

Whoever wrote this is an irredeemable fool.

AkanjiNaira:
We work harder outside of Naija

I disagree…Nigerians in general work very hard. Those in the Uk, Usa, Canada and Australia etc availed themselves of the opportunities in those places. They make good use of the resources and opportunities in their environment…’in places that work’…

Lots of people come on this platform to solicit advice on how best to invest the monies they’ve saved…they are paranoid of Nigeria unstable environment. In the Uk, Usa etc…there are loads of opportunities to invest if you’ve got the right idea and resources.

There are plenty of jobs, if you love weapons and a bit rugged, there is the military to discipline and shape you up and also give you the opportunity to become a leader.

If you love to read and research, this is the right place for you to rise and shine…no randy lecturer will try to frustrate you.

Nigerians simply smell opportunities in those places and dive in and make use of the opportunities.

Is this not haram Using women to attract tourists and customers!!
Are there no hisbah squad over there??

Lionnation:
I am sure at that time no Igbo contested because they were still caves, not knowing anything about civilization in Lagos

Otolo gbatokoo gi na umunna gi.

SultanOfPuna:
If this is what is called Beauty in 1957
Then I must say I'm HIGHLY disappointed
Make una dey talk true for once
The woman no fine at all

My grandma from Enugu who is 86 was very far more beautiful and sexy than this woman during 1957..

She is the beautiful LoLo in the middle
That pic below was before Independence

Nwokem jee zuo ike. This woman is 90 and she’s an ageless beauty and yes she’s beautiful.

Wish her happy birthday and move on.

How things change. Lots of people back then would be jealous of her Raleigh bicycle.
I admire her swag.

This kid is a carbon copy of her old man. There won’t be any paternity issues here….same face, sake bald pattern, same complexion, same smile….


I hope she hasn’t inherited or resemble the Alafia in matters of punny….somebody said she has a tomboy look…I think the same…just praying that she has more oestrogen to testosterone…

But just in case she starts or develops an inordinate desire or taste for the phallic shape…May the gods be merciful on her as it’s in the blood.

NwaNimo1:
Mediocrity.....

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You have nice memes but you don’t know the meaning of mediocrity.

Governor Olu is trying to solve problems in Lagos and this is one of them. This is governance.

The only issue here is that the cars entering such building must be sound and the drivers must be good drivers. Cars with faulty pedals and breaks are a no no….good revenue earner as well.
Lagos drivers around that area won’t have any excuse to park their cars indiscriminately along the streets and unauthorised areas.