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Znation:
Hello nairalanders

Some people may say i'm lucky and would want to be in my position, but i really need ur advice..

My girlfriend mum have a very big provission shop, and u all know how it feels (that joy) to have such person daughther as your girlfriend.

She loves me so much that she can give me money, food stuff, all for free from their shop. infact, i don't even spend a kobo to buy anything again. All i do is just go to their shop, & collect whatever i want.

If i meet her mum when i want to buy something, i'll pay her. But if i give her N500, she will give me change of even N2000 and ask me to go. And i don't argue with her so that her mum won't notice. I will just collect the money and go.

If i call her on phone that i'm hungry, only God can tell the things she will bring for me withing just 20 minutes of calling her..

She's spending so much on me, and i think i need advice.

I thought i was a lucky man b4, but the thing is too much 4 me.

nairalanders, What should i do?

She is very foolish. She is working hard to bankrupt and ruin her mum and you are helping her.

You should be arrested for encouraging and receiving stolen goods. Both of you are thieves.

LILTJAY:
Igbos with wickedness

Don’t infect this thread with your foolishness.

Dfynboi:
oloshi, keep kwaiet�

She needs a Gofundme. She needs help and trust me, that girl will go places.

Two years from now, you won’t recognise her if you meet her again. She’s a giant.

This girl just needs prosthetic legs. She’s an amazing Amazon of a woman.

Bless her. Maybe she needs Gofundme to acquire brand new prosthetic legs. Lots of people with legs don’t have her energy, confidence and intelligence.

azraeljaheel:
Since saturday i have been having a thug of war with my mind about trying it. Moreover you can just play safe by playing ov0.5 with ov1.5 (if the devil owns your mind, saying no to a tempting yes will be extremely difficult)


eventually i gave in to my mind went online decided to play 28,500 to win 61,700apx

i just checked now and the game lost! Just one freaking game and it is ov0.5.

as i am now dont know if i should run away from the or something!!

i know i really messed up! Abeg make una help me!! Dont want to lose the pastors trust! Am ready to drop my market as colecteral

You are stupid

Not against your gambling but only gamble with your own money.

ambient:
Just like my dad,he frustrated my mum so much during his young age and now expect her to love and care for him,for where,the woman stayed just cause of society and meeting people.... the woman will be shivering and the woman will just Waka pass...fear woman oooo.uptill now im still dey frustrate the woman.

You don’t know the difference between a man and a woman??

Iyaebe:
Let the good ones listen to this advise, women are keepers of good memories and will stand by you till eternity if you were good to her.My weakness is only for good but strong men,I hate wickedness in any form,don't frustrate your wife in your youth and expect Joke's love facial expression when you are old,the picture below is the type of expression you'll get.

I hope Dino Melaye and Fani Kayode would heed this advice.

Iyaebe:
Let the good ones listen to this advise, women are keepers of good memories and will stand by you till eternity if you were good to her.My weakness is only for good but strong men,I hate wickedness in any form,don't frustrate your wife in your youth and expect Joke's love facial expression when you are old,the picture below is the type of expression you'll get.

Zik of Africa

Havilaah1:
Starting all over again will not be an easy task, we'll both be losing friendship and relationship at the same time.
I'm so weak right now.

You are not in a relationship. You are in prison. You can only make effort to free yourself from such bondage when you are ready to.

He is selfish. He has neglected all your good qualities to nag over little issues that he should’ve sorted with his family. They are expecting too much from you. They are expecting you to be who you are not and to give what you don’t have.

Sometimes you have to be assertive. Sometimes you have to reject and throw off any extra weight on your back otherwise you’ll be turned into a donkey.

He is not the only man out there. Here is your answer and possibly solution…What if you were the one complaining about his relationship with your family? What if you were the one that getting grumpy about him and his family?? How do you think he would react?

Englandboy:
Most of those coach are racist

I didn’t see any racism there. The youth coach in my opinion said what he said based on Ekong’s performances at the academy. I don’t think there was any personal issues between them.
Some boys need such asperity to shape up. Ekong revealed that after the coach said that, he reflected and told himself that he needed to sort himself out. His hard work paid off eventually but if you really want to have an idea of how the coach felt and what he saw that made him drop those words…..

Pls watch Troost Ekong playing for Watford against Liverpool.

That coach should be celebrated. His words made Ekong.

unshakablejihad:
dumb Afonja slum-dwelling cave man with his stale trolling. u can keep ranting with your weak coping mechanisms.

You’ve defeated the purpose of this wonderful thread by descending to his ignominious level.

Why attack another ethnic group? Why not ignore the mentally unstable fool? I find this thread inspiring and I think a lot of people would do except some ethnicist and paranoid few.

You should have just ignored him instead of permitting him or them to infect and affect you with their negative energies.

Don’t join them in turning this thread into a ‘we vs them’ issue. Celebrate your kiths and kin in peace and stop responding to their heckling.

Their language, tone and font are indicative of one thing. Your success is a threat to them. They can’t stop the glory.

This company was started and incorporated in 2016 in Nigeria.
It has no history or record of similar investment. It’s supposed to be a Chinese company but the name sounds Japanese.

What’s Hendai and why the name? Why not use a local name?

The project seems suspicious in my opinion, a company undertaking this magnitude of project should have not just a track record but a trusted website. They seem to be only active on Facebook.

It’s just so yahooish in my opinion…like a conduit to siphon fund.

These are the people behind Hendai…

FarahAideed:
Rosacea happens on the face and that's not how it even presents ...this is called Erythema

You are not entirely correct. That’s not rosacea which appears on the face. It doesn’t look like erythema either. Erythema appears as rashes and it’s caused by broken, ruptured and inflamed blood capillaries. It appears as rings or archery block target….Inflamed red ring and a blister centre that looks like bulls eye.

I think that woman has got psoriasis from the picture…dry, patchy red skin with silvery scales.

There might be issues with her immunity, infections can trigger it, cold even flu or Covid vaccines can trigger her condition.

She needs her Gp and a dermatologist.

Kingsley123456:
Couldn't concentrate on my exams, I can't stop thinking about her..

What exams? Are you still in school? Btw what kind of apartment/accommodation do you live in?

One of your girls had to advise you to get a 2 bedroom apartment and she even gave you money to buy sofas for the living room! Nice girl she is but your problem is money.

Focus, work hard and make money…even the female pastors would be fighting to marry you. Your potential mother in laws who dream like Joseph would be forcing their daughters to marry you. They’d come to your house and refuse to go back home.

Make money mister.

InvertedHammer:
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Dr. Maduka has learned that the appellation "Okosisi of Orumba" are just mere title used to massage his ego. Orumba people abandoned him when he needs them the most. Like the popular saying, "salutation is not love". Even those who publicly endorsed him for pittance failed to vote for him.

He comes through as someone who will go to a traditional wedding and believe that the ogene musicians are in love with him. No triple professor. They will continue singing praises as long as you continue spraying money. Once the spraying stops, they move to the next big man. That's Nigeria for you.

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Orumba people didn’t abandon him. He is just a novice and a man that loves his ego massaged.

He got his ‘praises’ and I think that’s his reward. Except he has got some ulterior motives, he should congratulate Soludo and wait for his time.

Orumba and Aguata is one. It’s same people, tradition and way of life…Soludo is from Isuofia, not far from Nanka and Oko, neighbours with Victor Umeh’s Aguluzoigbo, Igboukwu and Ekwulobia.
Chidozie of Wichteck is from Oko
Uba Andy us from Uga, Maduka is Nkerehi or Umuchukwu…They are all brothers. It’d be hard not to vote a well known Soludo for someone like Maduka.

Uga, Ekwulobia, Oko people abandoned Uba and Chidozie Nwankwo for Soludo.

I would’ve voted Soludo if I was there. I’m sure everyone in my family would’ve voted him.

Btw lots of people are suspicious of Maduka. They see him as another Rochas Okorocha…and when you hear the name Rochas…people would pray or exclaim…Ozo emena. God forbid.

Andy Uba and Ifeanyi Uba are not qualified to contest in any Anambra state gubernatorial election. Stop displaying their photos here.

ImmaculateJOE:
Congratulations Your Lordship.
Nnewi Diocese my Home diocese.

One politicians to reconstruct Our Lady of Fatima Cathedral. Several years after, na one year one block.
Someone should remind me the name of the politician please

Why should you be waiting for a politician to rebuild your church? Can’t you people contribute money and rebuild your church?


.....and wtf is ‘one politicians’??

Kpachapu anya there.

Ebi2233:
Which brand of weed u smoke.

Identify yourself first. Are you from a boat house or a canoe hut?

Who advises these ijaw double chiefs??

Tompolo throws unfermented cassava pulp with cyanogenic toxins into the sea. Won’t that poison marine life?

The other high chief Imami was trying to bribe mami water with canned sardines the other time. How silly?

How can you win mami water over by offering it enslaved pieces of its dead children? Added to that, he threw some bottles of Fanta into the sea…bottles take millions of years to degrade. Are the the ways and tradition of their forefathers?

Ayiri visits clubs in Lagos, sprays dollars, pop expensive wines then show off on camera but when it’s time for sacrifice, he will buy a bottles of coke and Fanta with sardines to seek favour from their gods and goddesses!!

Don’t they have spiritual advisers and reputable chief priests in that Ijaw kingdom??

If you talk Ebi and captain8 will brag about how Asari built university in Benin republic with millions of ijaws working there. Is it forbidden to build university in Ijaw and gbaramutu kingdom?

EagleNest:
But Joe that connected to the centre, how far? To be incharge of gutter, na him be connecting to the center?

Why did Tinubu no connect to center when ACN won only Lagos?

Joe is a senior house nigga. He throws negative energies at Igbos to remain relevant in Lagos. He knows that the day he stops, a younger fool like udele will replace him.

Imagine his reactions when the presidency embraced Fani Kayode. He hasn’t stopped crying.

Abdul05:
Hate politics has been the food with which they were nurtured, right from their mothers ' wombs.. >

Hate politics scatter you there. Andy Uba isn’t qualified to be a commissioner in Anambra state.

APC shot themselves in the foot with someone like Andy representing them.

Joe Igbokwe will continue to be an onlooker not Igbos.
May his tears flood Lagos lagoon.

I forgot he wailed when APC neglected him to welcome a prodigal son FFK.

Joe should focus on Lagos drainage and sewage and leave Igbos alone. Igbos are not the cause of his frustrations and misery.

Ebi2233:
Some Parts of Tompolo village.

How can you upload this swampy quadrangle with substandard structures and roofing sheets with eczema as part of your gbaramutu kingdom.
Don’t you people have qualified architects and engineers there.

Ebi2233:
Go hold your own leaders.
Tompolo help thousands of Ijaw each year.
Niger Delta is not a tribe.

Hold which leader? I don’t know what you are talking about.

I like Government Tompolo. He is not like the other double chief Imami who was throwing canned sardines and bottles of Fanta into the river for his river goddess.

Ofodirinwa:
Is Tompolo a governor?

No Tompolo is government. Did you not see his name?

He is High chief, Double double chief, Triple chief, Egbesu Lord Government Ekpemupolo aka Tompolo TomTom Polopolo PoloTomtom

ChlneduAlaegbu:
Shock: Andy Uba fumes ask politicians he bought to return back his money

By Udoka K. Udoka

Our intelligent report has revealed that the tainted candidate of APC who has just been defeated in the 2021 Anambra governorship election has asked all the expired political machineries including the deputy governor of Anambra State, Nkem Okeke whom he bought over with few millions of naira with an intention to assist him, to return the money he gave to them during "transfer period."

Our source revealed that Nkem Okeke despite collecting $20,000 from Andy with assurance to deliver Njikoka, Dunukofia and Anaocha LGs had failed to win his polling unit including that of Nigeria Ambassador to Burundi, HE Elijah Onyeagba who doubled as APC Campaign Social Media Director. Andy Uba has given him just 24 hours to return his money or face the wrath of calabar shrine where they took an oath.

At the time of filling this report, it is not yet clear if Andy Uba has reached former speaker of Anambra State, Hon Rita Maduagwu on phone as it has remained switched-off since she lost both her ward to APGA. For Hon Carter Umeh who has ran away to Benue where his sister reside, he has vowed not to return any money saying that politics is a risk game and he tried his best to market Andy which was a Had Sell.

For sake of friendship and mentorship, Andy Uba has remained silent on the huge sum of money he gave to Hon Umeoji saying he us hopefully that Zenith will write off his #25 billion naira loan which he took to prosecute the election.

It was gathered that Hon Smart Okafor was the first to call Andy Uba having noted of his request to return his money, he pleaded for the APC senator to avail him more time so he will be able to pay.

Andy is seriously regreting on why he was deceived to run the Anambra governorship election as he is pointing fingers to DG Paul Chukwuma for misleading him

Ojuju Calabar??

What happened to Okija shrine where he and his brother Chris stripped Chris Ngige??

PrinceOfLagos:
Dis man is seriously sick and old

He can't even bend down unless being assisted

He should go and rest, Nigeria can't afford to vote a "Misfit" like him

Baba go rest and take care of your health, your time don pass.

I don’t support his campaign and ambition to be the next president but you guys are pathetic.

How do you expect someone who is recovering and rehabilitating from an apparent knee surgery to sit on the mat and flex his knees??

Some of you really need to get a life.

Whoever is withholding their feeding allowances should as a matter of urgency release such fund to these police officers

...before they get frustrated and turn Unmen Known Gun.

perez100:
Some people are morons. They are underrating the missiles displayed by those BNG. We need peace because war is terrible. I seriously pray for peace in Nigeria.

That missiles can hit targets anywhere in Nigeria with deadly devastation. You all know that these guys can be somewhere in the bush and use those weapons and hit Aso Rock and destroy all Nigeria heavy weapons because they can perfectly fire it and with remote control guide it untill every barrack is deserted.

Boko Haram don't have all these if not they would have leveled Aso Rock and Nigeria. They can guide the missiles and bring down fighter jets. So, let us pray for peace.

You are such a gullible slowpoke. What an ignoramus!!!

Why is Osita Chidoka’s face there. I didn’t see his name.

BlackPantherxXx:
The intelligence in my post isn't for those with low IQs.

Don't feel too bad if you dont understand.

When Andy Uba becomes Governor, you might. But I doubt it, you're just not smart.

The D day is here. Let’s see how it unfolds.